Wrestlution 6!!

[Seth Morrison]

Jay, I never saw what you said about the 20 pages in a week, what's the consequence? I just don't know what much else to say about things, I don't want to sit here and repeat everything that's already been said.

 

As for the Future Investment, I guess you'll just have to wait until Riot to hear what I plan on doing with it. But every champion should be on edge until then ;)

 

For the record though, I really wanted Ice in the match. I really wanted the original match to go down, but between the servers being shit and thunder storms wrecking my connection, it wasn't in the cards. And when everything seemed to be working well enough to make everything happen, Crowe was fed up with the match and didn't want to do it, and Jones and Burg couldn't be online at the same time.

 

That a boy Cody. Stand up for yourself. Dont let dat MUDDERFUCKER Jay, tell you, you need to talk about whats already happened. Marked out for steel balls. Use that FI win to challenge Jay and beat the brakes off his puerto rican ass!

[Patolomai]

Wrestlution brought back alot of big names. This to me shows that things are healthy and in good hands for the future of OCW. We had apperances by legends almost every other page. Mr.Bentley, Sideshow,Nate Ortiz and now the Steve is putting out content in the promo room.

 

For a green name like myself who missed out on a lot of great moments from these Hall of Famers,Wrestlution was able to give us all a little trip down memory lane.

[Nathan Gaines]

Thanks for mentioning me Pat ya jerk haha...I know I"m no legend though so it's understandable Either way as I placed my thoughts down great show by everyone looking forward to Riot for the first time in a while.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

OH! Sideshow needs more mentions too... Kinda been overlooked a lot.

 

It was entertaining as hell to see Ryder take it to refs, then when Sideshow came in he was hilarious the way he seemed not to expect such a big legendary "referee" to face. Sideshow himself looked classic in the ring although there were some repeated moves.

 

I like what Bentley did... Royce and RD both. RD putting over Lotus and Royce following in daddy's historical footsteps and powerbombing Fausto off the cell. Some very interesting developments at Lution VI, can't wait to see what Riot holds.

[Matsuda]

Sorry I haven't been able to say much about this Wrestlution, I've been utterly swamped with final exams and papers as well as plotting for the next few installments of riot and ambition. I really wanted to make a long review (came up with a sweet name for it too, "The Devil's Dues", shit would have been so cash!), but you know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men. Anyways I still thought I would mention a few things about lution as I am riding home, so I guess you could call this the cliff notes.

 

First of all as the founder of LOTUS I want to formally thank RD Money for allowing us to do what we did. Up until that point in the night LOTUS was a bunch of ambitious green names that were creating a little buzz. That event alone gave us some balls moving forward, and we really appreciate it.

 

But enough about my stuff, onto some of the stuff that really stuck out to me. I for one really enjoyed the FI match mostly because it represents another step on Code Storm's rise to promenence. I know Cody is a great player but I think that its really cool that he's taken advantage of every opportunity presented to him, an I honestly feel thY it will culminate with him winning a title.

 

Sideshow was also a big mark out for me, having witnessed the colossal clown in the archives it was awesome to see him in action and I'm sure a lot of you older guys were having nostalgiagasms.

 

The best match of the night imo was between Fausto and royce, I enjoyed watching the build up which stretched through out my time in ocw and it was great to see it come to a very appropriate end.

 

That's all I got for now I'm tired of typing on my phone...

[Leon Valentine]

I had a review I was meant to do days ago but I ended up getting the man flu, also been busy with work and when getting home just mostly been going to bed. This has put me back a few days now but I have something nice in store.

[Jookie Marley]

**JAY WANTS 20 PAGES IN 2 DAYS SO LETS GIVE EM SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT**

Part 2 of Keeping it BLUNT with Jookie Marley

 

Page 6

X-Pac comes out I mean my FUCKIN GUY Nathan Gaines and is saying that he is gonna retire. Then Wes comes out with a black eye and gives my guy a concussion. I shoulda came out and JKO'd his ass. Respects go out to my guy Gaines though.

 

Guy is sitting in a sky box by himself and Jim Black comes in. Fausto starts talking about ending careers and how he's gonna end Royces career. Someone else is gonna die tonight huh?

 

FUTURE INVESTMENT LADDER MATCH

Soon as the match starts I gotta mute the country music. D-Jones has to have some of the best attires in OCW. I'm diggin the colors. The match starts and Cody is getting passed back and forth like a blunt. Then he starts to hand out ass whoopings. Then Lucas starts knocking heads off with that sledgehammer and spits some voodoo juice in Codys face. 20 minutes into the match and Cody cant get the case down. Dude had all the time in the world to pull it down. It gets to the point where Jones gets up and says fuck it and leaves his ass up there reaching for the case LOL. Later on in the match D-Jones tries to do a stunt but turns into a stunt double, putting himself through the table. Cody final finds out how to unhook the case and wins it. Good shit.

 

Page 7

Either someone can spell "of" or they wanna be Russian. Mayhem starts talking some hell shit and I really feel now that church is where i'm suppose to be. I dont know wtf Mayhem is talking about and my ass should go to dictionary.com. Read the whole rp and cant write a thing about it LOL.

 

THE AMBITION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Dale look like Paul from Tekken. Who ever put this mans attire together should get shot with a tranquilizer gun. His whole theme and apperance is something different in OCW though. I wanna know where the fuck do yall find these wild ass videos and themes? LSD's theme music is crazy. The old chick doing the la da da sound like she using a voice box and shit. The match went back and forth the whole time. Good win for that man though.

 

LEONHEART vs PATOLOMAI

The hype video was on point. That shit showed me that Leon been getting that ass whooped from LOTUS. Pato got chickens tasting ass too? I'm watching the match and I really think in the next SvR they should use the struggle system like no mercy had it where you had to tap to pick up someoneheavier than you. Leon starts off on fire and I'm thinking the match is about to be over fast as fuck. Pato comes back and starts slapping the hell outta Leon. Leon fights back and gets the win. I woulda loved to see LOTUS help do something in this match.

 

Jim Black is in the back with Trevor and I'm wonder "DID SOMEBODY REWIND THE DVR. I READ THIS SHIT ALREADY."

 

Page 8

 

Stacy is trying to get a interview in with Parker but he aint having that. Stacy should interfere in your match and JKO your ass.

 

ROYCE BENTLEY vs GUY FAUSTO

Royce comes out and has the ill shirt with the Caucasian booty on the back. You got that from Black Ops huh? Then Guy comes out with a fairy tale theme that changes up to rock. Whoever edited the match has some clown music on this shit lol. I like how the match is going so far. They're fighting like they dont like each other. HOLD UP DID THIS NIGGA FAUSTO JUST BUSS A JKO ON BENTLEY? Some ones a Jookie Marley fan? You better change that mutha fucka though. Its a trademark move u theifing bastard. I look back and this man Fausto is a boss. The man got a cage lowered only to get bombed off it. So far thats two dead bodys both coming from the top of the cell. Good win to my guy Bentley. WE ARE THE NATION OF DOMINATION.

 

This man Dane has been on Wrestlution 6 more than Charlie Sheen been on t.v. He starts talking about the belt and Wrestlution 5. I thought this man had money? If he don't win tonight he could just buy back CCW and make himself the champ. Then he starts reciting poems and shit. MAN UP NIGGA!!!

 

Page 9

 

Marking out for the 50 track. Dane is ill with the pictures and graphics and shit. Make this man in charge of ppv graphics and shit. He has talent.

 

OCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

A 60 minute match? Imma keep it real I'm not watching this whole shit. I'm skipping around on this shit. People here in OCW love that hell music a lot I see. My slime Dane get put out first and thats who I had my money on. Leon gets dropped. So far Parker wont stay the FUCK down. He has his sig then loses to that? Damn everyone wasn't lying. What a way to go. Good shit to both men though, I couldn't do a 60 minute match.

 

RD is still in the arena after eating ass earlier that night? Go home dude. Poe attacks RD and Illuminati is walking by and says "hey let me play." They drag him down to the ring and this shit is looking like the Rodney King tape. The rest of LOTUS come out and molly wop the shit outta RD. Leon comes out to help but hits that man with the hammer lol. New member of LOTUS? I thought RD was the one who helped build OCW? Nigga they just made you look like the Janitor LLLOOLLLL. I'm diggin the LOTUS family though.

 

Page 10

 

Scaggs and Poling did a great job the whole night.

 

Smythe vs Mr. Sensation

Smythe I wanna know wtf you think about when you put these colors together my brutha? Jay comes out with the ill Nas track of course. Lol Smythe why are you running from Jay your black. Later on in the match I see why you ran, HE IS BUSSING YOUR ASSSS. Smythe starts to fight back and hits his finisher. Will we have a new owner? The match goes on and someone is writing poetry at the bottom of the screen. It almost brings a tear to my eye. IT makes me believe I can succeed. Smythe is about to end it but Jay gets some help. Smythe fails and Jay is still OCW's owner. I bet Smythe wishes that The Darkside was still around to back him up lol.

[The Guy Fausto]

HOLD UP DID THIS NIGGA FAUSTO JUST BUSS A JKO ON BENTLEY? Some ones a Jookie Marley fan? You better change that mutha fucka though. Its a trademark move u theifing bastard.

 

...not one for the move drama(really think it's all quite stupid), but I can't tell if you're serious.

[Dale Ernsmore]

Hope he isnt because then he'd just sound like an idiot. *cough*Fausto using the cutter in 2k6*cough*

[Dimsmore]

THE AMBITION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Dale look like Paul from Tekken. Who ever put this mans attire together should get shot with a tranquilizer gun. His whole theme and apperance is something different in OCW though. I wanna know where the fuck do yall find these wild ass videos and themes? LSD's theme music is crazy. The old chick doing the la da da sound like she using a voice box and shit. The match went back and forth the whole time. Good win for that man though.

 

 

Good Review Jook.... Unfortunately that's a guy with the sound box in the beginning of the entrance... lol