Wrestlution 6!!

[Jookie Marley]

And which rainbow? Jamaicans dont tolerate no battyman rainbow talk

[Bloom]

Battyman, Rainbow of More you know. Jookie clot you working mai last nerve wit ya talk. You bout to get a size 12 cross ya head ya herd me boi. Dis coming Riot, gonna end badly far ya.

 

Roole Numba wan, gwan,

 

Don't craws da baws.

[Jookie Marley]

Lolllll iight relax we cool my yout..no proble, no problem ssW

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Jook... please stop chillin with Reggie.

[Trevor McManus]

http://www.dinky.dinkydrinks.eu/images/cash_carry/Levi_Roots_Reggae_Reggae_Sauce_JerkBBQ_310g.jpg

 

Now lets just leave it at that.

[K.Dangelo]

Lil Boy Sensation,Evil Boss or one of my favorites that dirty mofo Mr.Bloom ,I gave you props on your match was definitely entertaining.If we had ended it on the world title match I'm with Smythe(just threw up) I would have been disappointed. Oh and Mr.Jaysin Sensation I keep telling you watch yourself I'll Black Rack you and you'll be signing checks from a wheelchair again!Dig That!

[Bloom]

I can't understand you over how awesome I am, can you repeat yourself, this time in English?

 

Listen to me B.A BarAngelo, I have at my disposal every tool, every idea, every conceivable method, to make your life a walking, talking, living, breathing hell. Did you not see what happened to Smythe a man who is far more chocolately, and has accomplished far more than you will ever do. Did you see what happened to him?

 

It is to say that by the mere mentioned of this alleged "Black Rack" directed at yours truly, its as if you are telling me.

 

"Mr.Sensation, I lack intelligence, I am a meat head, please sir, please ruin my life for it is the only way I will feel alive"

To which I reply

 

"Dear KD, oh you misguided fool, I am a man of the people and if you wish to have your life ruined, than by all means I will give the people what they want"

 

Be careful what you wish for Mr. Dangelo, like the pop song states "You just might get it HOOOO", You just might get it, HOOOO.

[Cody Storm]

RD Money appearance

You poor bastard. You got your ass destoryed, though your slight offense was nice. I think it was a shitty decision by Royce to not try and help his old man. I understand you had Guy to deal with, and your career being on the line, but jesus fuck that's your father man. Get your ass out there and help him out. Obviously Apex came out smelling like roses on this one.

Jookie Promo

Jookie your promo was hilarious. I've talked to you on live a few times, though for the life of me I'm only able to decyfer about half of what you say man, and I know you have more character than you've been showing. This is it, this was hilarious, it was real, it was half-baked borderline pink slip illegal, but it was different and it was you. I'm surprised Black joined you in taking a hit, he doesn't seem like the guy to me. But I did think it was hilarious that you were so out of it you didn't realize it was Lution. Great promo man.

 

Rookie Rush

I thought this match was pretty good. I'm not a huge fan of over the top eliminations, but you all pulled it off better than I had expected. It kind of made me sad to see how many of these guys were alts, but regardless it was a good match. Everyone looked good. It sucked that the guy who hit the elimination starting finisher was the first one tossed over, sorry Sham. Nice win Dorien, had the most eliminations and the win.

 

Jackson Promo

Your promo was very nice. I like promos where you can see into the characters mind some. It allows us to see that even the over-powerful personalities we create are still human. You'll bounce back, and I am pulling for you in your title match.

 

KD Promo

I think you did a great promo. To me your character is something like a bigger and better Monty Brown (the TNA version). He plays with his power and he's rutheless, so to see you take it back a bit, to tone that down kind of put me off. I think you're much better going overboard than you are underdoing it. Either way, it was a very nice job.

 

Dane/Rockstar promo

I always think it's funny when you see two superstars run by the same guy interact. Obviously you don't have a problem with what you're going to do with your character so you can do whatever you want, so it usually ends up being a ton of jokes and fun. Plus the irony, it was funny to read. You created a monster and he took over your locker room, sucks to be you xD.

 

Ex Division Match

This was a great match, lots of flipping and jumping and failing in general. Everything the Ex Division is about. I was pulling for Jackson, specially because he's the most constant and developed of the three since he's the only main wrestler in that match. D-Jack, your caw kind of reminds me of Mankind. Probably the attire, but for some reason he also seems pretty clunky and hard hitting, Mankind trademarks. I like him.

 

Tiberius Dupree (lets just lump it all in, including Matsuda vs Dupree)

Your promo was very nice. You did an excellent job conveying the idea that Dupree wasn't his normal happy, go lucky self, he was intense, the fire was starting to spread to his eyes. The hype video before the match was phenomenal I thought (though almost everything to the tune of the Foo is). You had some really sick attires that I don't think I've ever seen before, so that was pretty cool. The entrances on that match were great. The fire twirlers were pretty cool to watch, and I've always loved the idea of live performances like what HHH does every year so that was a cool idea Matsuda. I really wanted to see Dupree hit that reverse springboard rana, but that's ok xD. btw Matsuda, you and I should have a challenge to see who does the best rear naked choke ;) (the fact that that move isn't a struggle submission makes me sad, but then if it was I probably wouldn't use it). Guchi comes back, just to get ka-deathed xD. Obviously the moonsault was great, but I don't give it move of the night like alot of these guys did. And as was previously mentioned, the ten count was a little confusing. It looked like Suda just won a last man standing match, but to my knowledge, it was a double count out...?

 

Smythe Hype video

Nice to get a little history lesson here. Definitely built up the idea that you were going to win, just look at your track record. Your title reigns, and not that Jay (HA I SAID JAY, get it, you said not to say Jay, and I totally did :P) doesn't have a good track record, but this video made you look like the far superior choice.

 

Ryder vs the Refs

Obviously something like this was going to happen, you weren't just going to beat the fuck out of some useless refs, that would be a terrible fit and a terrible way to use your talent. I don't know all that much about sideshow, I've seen some videos and read some things so in that respect I liked it, but not having been around during that time it didn't do that much for me. The idea was nice though.

 

Dane & Trevor

It was an interesting proposition that Dane offered up to Trevor. I think any man truly out to win the title at all costs would have taken him up on it in a heart beat. Makes Trevor's actions and words not line up exactly right. Again, shows some turmoil within a character and I liked it. Obviously ,it also gets the reader excited to see the main event, as if they are willing to work together we will most likely have a new champion.

Gaines Retires

It'll be sad to see him go, but the thing that really came out of this is now I have something to remember Poe by. I know that I had heard his name before, but I wouldn't have been able to tell you anything about the guy prior to this moment. Sorry to see you go Gaines, but it was pretty awesome of you to put someone over before leaving.

 

I'll do more later guys, sorry the girl I'm trying really hard to take out I think just accepted, so I'm a little distracted right now.

 

 

[Brandon Hostile]

It was a very HOSTILE environment, Mayhem,

 

Awww I'm flattered <3

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Awww I'm flattered <3

Don't be... just... get your shit together!