Riot 7-13-2011

[Thanatos]

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YOUR HONOR, THIS IS BULLSHIT ON THE COUNT THAT HE'S MY ALT. OR I'M HIS ALT. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AT ANY RATE, HE CAN'T TESTIFY BECAUSE H-

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YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT. GO AHEAD. IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T JUST BULLSHIT SOME EVIDENCE TO WIN AFTER FEARO'S FOUND THE NEEDLE IN THE VAT OF SHIT THIS IS TURNING INTO.

fuck ace attorney sometimes.

[Aries]

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ALT?! ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE MORE THAN ONE PERSON, PROSECUTOR?! This isn't the X-Files! Please explain to the court WHY....

 

 

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No, you know what...never mind! I don't CARE! I've already seen the most craziest shit in this court, so this...THIS is believable. Okay Mr. Heaton....you may approach the bench. Why the hell are you wearing pink?! No, you know...don't answer that. Mr. Heaton...please, by all means...let's hear your testimony.

[Robert Fearo]

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"I was hanging out at the arena backstage during the Riot show to convince Jaysin to gimme' my hall of fame induction, that's when I noticed Ernsmore strutting around like a giant faggot made of faggotry."

 

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"I remember it was him, because he had three name tags on his shirt with his old alias "Val Something" on one of them, I didn't care enough to read all of them. I was too busy signing autographs for staff members and wrestlers who were huge Heaton fans."

 

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"That reminds me, I never did get my induction invitation. Stupid Fausto promised me this year."

 

 

[Thanatos]

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AN INTERESTING STORY, ME. ONE THAT WOULD BE ALMOST POINTLESS TO TRY AND PROVE WRONG. INDEED, YOUR TESTIMONY IS NOTHING SHORT OF FLAWLESS. THUS, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO INSTEAD CROSS EXAMINE MR. FEARO'S FIRST UTTERED WORDS TODAY INSTEAD.

 

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The defence is ready your honour.

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AS YOU CAN SEE, MR. FEARO USED THE BRITISH ENGLISH VERSIONS OF "DEFENSE" AND "HONOR" - "DEFENCE" AND "HONOUR", RESPECTIVELY. THIS WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES.

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HOWEVER...

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THIS IS AN AMERICAN COURT OF LAW.

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AS WE CAN NOT TAKE MR. FEARO'S WORD THAT HE WAS INDEED READY, NOR THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY ADDRESSING OUR LORDSHIP JUDGEMEISTER VII, JR., WE MUST DECLARE THIS WHOLE TRAVESTY A MISTRIAL.

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HAVING SAID THAT, HOWEVER, THIS ENTIRE TRIAL HAS PROVEN THAT DANE XAVIER IS PRETTY GAY. THEREFORE, IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION, YOUR HONOR AND OR HONOUR, THAT YOU HAND DOWN A VERDICT OF "GUILTY" FOR THAT PARTICULAR TRIAL, THUS BRINGING MY RECORD AGAINST MR. FEARO TO THREE WINS AND NO LOSSES.

good morning jay

[Robert Fearo]

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"Yeah I can agree with that."

(Wait, did he say three losses?)

[Aries]

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Well, while I can agree with Mr. Thanatos on your butchering of the AMERICAN language Mr. Fearo, I will have to say that....this trial is completely fucking stupid. This is a butt fuck of my moral values. I will be declaring this a....

 

 

MISTRIAL

 

 

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However! In the case of Dane Xavier being an absolute homosexual, we find the Defendant...

 

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CONFETTI

 

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Now hit my music!!!

 

 

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[Matsuda]

Holy shit that was the greatest thing I've ever seen...

[Mr.Sensation]

You mean Riot, or the last 3 pages.

 

Because I cannot decide myself atm!

[Jacob Trance]

The Matsuda part was incredible.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Jesus Christ people don't understand subliminal messages.