Riot 08-4-2011

[Trevor McManus]

As stated, I'll be gone in 2 months if I do not win the OCW title. That is all.

 

Bye.

[Jacob Trance]

Bye.

 

You're leaving already? Oh well, at least some other unfortunate souls will be bored to tears now.

[Michael Morrison]

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- Trevor leaves a bad taste in Parker's mouth? That doesn't sound right.

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- I didn't forget to type anything above... just my moment of silence for the departed.

- Dupree likes it better when Matsuda rolls hard. He's the type of guy that likes his spaghetti al dente. No soft noodles for him.

- Matsuda responds by laying a heap of "hard" all over Dupree's trash talkin' ass.

 

PAGE: 2

- Dorien's intro took longer than his statement. Could have just sent a text.

- Irvine has a broken arm from the PPV, which looks to be affecting his mouth, as he avoids an interview with Stacy "I'll probably sleep with you afterwards" Clark.

- The hospital comes gunning for Jook. I know hospitals are all about insurance and making sure you can pay, but what kind of hospital did he go to? Is their motto: Pay to live another day?

- Every time someone quotes a bible passage, I expect Stone Cold to walk out. Just the way it is.

- Jesus. Jay was right, it seems that everyone and their 2nd-to-last-cousin is poppin back up in OCW. Is it really because of CM Punk? I'm starting to think Jay may be on to something here.

 

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- Matsuda: extreme hair coloring master and speed-record holder extraordinaire.

- Can you dig it... SUCKAAAAA!?!? I always dug that pose Booker did after the pyro went off. Fit the music so well.

- Ooooooh. Trevor took the knucks... I see.

- First they rob Trance of the OCW title... then they steal the shirt right off his back. Is there no limit to OCW's thievery?

- Remember how I mentioned everyone and their 2nd-to-last-cousin? Parker, I'm lookin' at you, brah.

 

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- Irvine still ain't giving no play to Stacy "You only need one arm with me" Clark.

- Trevor comes out and starts to spea... zzZZzzzzZzzzz. Naw, I'm just messin. Trevor busts out with a Nigerian, racial joke that I don't quite get and don't have the urge to look-up on Google. He also busts out the ole Regulation #25, page 149, paragraph 7... or the Douchebag Clause, as it's known to be called.

- D-Jack: like a dependable car that lasts for years but you still feel a bit ashamed to be associated with it. How long you been in the biz, D? Seems like forever.

- LOL. I said it at the PPV and I'll say it again. WTF, Jay?

[Parker]

- Remember how I mentioned everyone and their 2nd-to-last-cousin? Parker, I'm lookin' at you, brah.

 

Don't blame me man :( I left for 4 months and we lost Smythe, Guy and Mayhem..I return ans Aries and Seth return :) good timing? I breed activity :p

And Lucas Crowe has the same management company that I do..watcha gonna do eh? :)

[Michael Morrison]

Oh yeah... what ever happened to Guy? I miss the 'ol boy and his eccentricities.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Oh yeah... what ever happened to Guy? I miss the 'ol boy and his eccentricities.

He said to me that I'm the reason he among others have left. I'm pretty sure he has no idea what he's talking about.

[David Jackson]

- D-Jack: like a dependable car that lasts for years but you still feel a bit ashamed to be associated with it. How long you been in the biz, D? Seems like forever.

 

OCW e-feding in OCW, I've been around since it started, efeding in general, 7 years, 8 months, 1 day.