Michael Morrison Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 PAGE: 1 - Don't you know? Haven't you heard? Everybody knows that Birdie spreads the word... among other tings. Haha! - D-Jack has designed his new attire after a long-feared creature, which stalks unsuspecting prey; only to suck them dry... makes sense. - LAWL. I love how the masked man is pretty much revealed as Aries before unmasking himself. Kinda defeats the purpose of the mask and takes away any shock value. Just my two, methodical cents. I still think the mask should have been a goat mask. - "It’s too early right now. I have to figure out what the hell the madman is up to first". You have... no idea... Trevor. Muahahhhhaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... ha. No, but seriously, the guy bit you. That's not the action of a man who is "planning" things out. I know batshit-crazy when I see it... and I'm seeing it in technicolor. PAGE: 2 - Forty-six and two... douches ahead of me. Oh yeah, that's a deep reference there. - Put a sock in it! It was bound to happen eventually. Just curious where he got the sock. - Toyota you say? I doubt it was Matsuda -- Toyotas are known for lacking in the brakes department. That's right, I haven't forgotten about those recalls, Toyota. - Valmont wants back in... but how do you negotiate with a sleep deprived madman? You have to think like a madman. Also, when I imagine sleep deprived Sensation, I picture Jordi Molla from BLOW: http://www.zuguide.com/images/9851/9851.8.219.138.jpg PAGE: 3 - Irvine is tired of babies... he wants to see how much balls Aries has. Hm? No matter how I try to reword it, it comes out a bit pedo. Moving along. - Everyone thinks Jay lost his marbles because he's afraid they'll become champion. This either means everyone is giving themselves too much credit, or Jay thinks all the potential champions would only ruin the title. Chew on that one for a bit. Doesn't taste good, does it? - "Be careful when lowering your defenses in pursuit of celebration... because that's when your enemies catch you trippin'." - Sun Tzu... from Chinatown, New York... not The Art of War guy... although he was pretty smart too. - The Ethridge angle is so bizarre and highly unrealistic... but I find it oddly entertaining. It fills me with... I believe the word is: intrigue. PAGE: 4 - Holy side-splitting laughter, Bat(shit crazy)man. That Birdie/JCS bit was comedy platinum. Yeah, fuck gold, that shit went platinum. You know what, fuck that that too... what's more rare than platinum? Moonrocks or something? That shit was comedy moonrocks... maybe I'll stick with platinum. -_- - And the win just keeps commin'. Consider the Macho Melody instantly downloaded. So good. - Tevor put Dane to sleep. Yeah... like that's a stretch. POUNCE! lol... who remembers that? PAGE: 5 - Ha. Parker pulls a callback. At least someone reads my posts after shows. :( - Leon takes advantage of a groggy man... you know what joke I'm gonna make so I'll just skip to the DOUBLE POUNCE! - Jay stole Trevor's belt; Trevor stole Dane's knucks and now Trance has stolen Justin Gabriel's wrestling gear. Parker better hide his jacket before it's too late. PAGE: 6 (Hidden Level) - In the shadow of madness... the prodigal son returns. He is the soul... nay... he is, OCW. I honestly marked like a little fanboy when the Franchize showed up. PAGE: 7 (Kill Screen) - Ha. Looks like someone else reads the crap I post. Though it could just be coincidence. I like my first assumption better... makes me feel special. - Oh, the temptation of the Precious was almost too tempting for the Golden Child. Gripping stuff. But of course, it wouldn't be OCW if it didn't end with shoe to the face. 8
Tiberius Dupree Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 In no particular order. Trips you've stepped your written game up since becoming champ. well u didn't really write shit before, but its been better than what i've read in the past. Even though Jay has your belt, it still feels like your OCW Champ. Then you punched Dane right in the cocksucker, I mark for that. Work on maybe a fresh attire, get that hunk of metal and you'll have the look, the walk and the talk. Dane you are the most annoying, egotistical douche bag in e-history, and that's a compliment lol. Your rps are always gold, you sure know how to get your point across while making the reader love to hate you. Top Heel in OCW imo. Aries & Seth have gone MMA and its a good thing very good thing. Since The Clash you guys have been pumping out quality content rp and video wise. Seth your paragraphs are pato sized, but I dig the content. The rookie match was a nice touch, I might jack that one week lol. Next to Jay and his Precious, you guys have the hottest feud going. Leon You yoked Dane up like a pimp that just got underpaid. then you tried to screw him in the tag match, but he had lagasuarus rex on his payroll as well. you'll get him next week emo! Valmont you've been sneaking in some solid work since the Clash. And this week was pure comedy when you ran into Sensation. But i love the angle of you trying to get an official contract, instead of just showing up in gear. can't wait to see where this goes in coming weeks. Djack, I'm going to be honest, I do not like your attire, I understand what you are, and I guess it's a step up from the pirate, but i dunno it doesn't fit to me. Your rps in the past few, and this week were very enjoyable reads. You went beast mode towards the end of your rp, laying down some harsh words for Haz. FPR? since i just mentioned Haz who combo'd and ran at Djack while he had a sig is dirty. Same with Trance against Arnaud, with the running irish whip. I hope this isn't becoming a new trend. Crowe Love the new look, don't quite understand why your smashing jobbers every week, but for some reason i found myself entertained by you beating up a brain dead Rockstar, BLEED! Mr. Sensation your insane, as a writer and in character. when i read the Trance Ceremony i knew this was going to be a special Riot. Then the bit with Valmont was gold. Your dialog with Nate to conclude an already great Riot was icing on the cake. You managed to embarrass Trance with dancing food, have a Seri---ly with LSD, hit Nate with Sensational shoe, bloody elbow drop Parker's hat, I'd call that stealing your own show! Final Words. I thought this was a Great Riot, the Haz and Djack match was very good despite ethics, most ex matches are. From top to bottom solid content on all fronts. Been a laggy week for the servers lets hope next week is better. If i didn't mention you it wasn't on purpose, i started smoking mid way through typing this. Great Job Everyone!! 6 "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
Jacob Trance Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 You cna all suck cock. I'm drunk, KD's only liking or marking for shit that suits his own fucking purpose.
Useless Dane Xavier Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 You cna all suck cock. I'm drunk, KD's only liking or marking for shit that suits his own fucking purpose. I remember my first beer... 1 http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
Useless Dane Xavier Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Your mother's breast milk doesn't count, Dane. I gotta admit, I marked for that. My mom's a dumb bitch and I hope she reads this. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
Michael Morrison Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 I gotta admit, I marked for that. My mom's a dumb bitch and I hope she reads this.Jesus... you trying to kill Jacob's buzz? That's some dark shit, man. Also... is your mom into E-Wrestling? How else would she ever even read... wait... is your mom on the roster? Is your entire family trying to become the Guerreros of E-Wrestling? Why am I still asking questions when the possible answers just disturb me? 1
Useless Dane Xavier Posted August 13, 2011 Posted August 13, 2011 Jesus... you trying to kill Jacob's buzz? That's some dark shit, man. Also... is your mom into E-Wrestling? How else would she ever even read... wait... is your mom on the roster? Is your entire family trying to become the Guerreros of E-Wrestling? Why am I still asking questions when the possible answers just disturb me? I don't know about E-Wrestling but she's probably into E. The only roster she might be on is the roster of a pimp named Howard. The amount of alts I've had would be enough to be the Guerrero family of E-Wrestling. And you're probably pretty disturbed by now. Let's change the subject, this is just getting sad and I live a perfectly happy life regardless. By the way, none of the above is true... for the record... http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
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