Riot 8-24-2011

[Brandon Hostile]

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[Brandon Hostile]

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A Hostile Point Of View

 

RETURNS!

 

OCW Thursday Afternoon Riot!

 

Page 1

 

So Jookie and KD come out, KD is repine' the fist I made. That makes me happy seeing as how I made it 8 months ago… -_- Jookie puts together some good mic work as well as KD. Couple sentences seemed fairly corny from Jook, however. Work on the syntax a tad in my opinion.

 

Rebelution, you guys can do A LOT with that name and I mean A LOT! Its about the 30th tme KD and Jookie have decided to team up. Now here's the catch: If you guys choose you don't want to do a faction again in a month, I'm going to kick each of you in your esophagus' so many times you wont even have vocal chords this time to agree with each other about disbanding. Please, do not end it in a feud end it by being forced not to compete as a team.

 

Next KD sprints to Jay's office. Holy god this RP is funny as hell. I really have been enjoying reading Jay's RP's. He's a great comical writer and would do good pulling a DX sorta stature as far as funny goes. But non-the-less, completely random, good, funny writing. Good job. His voice in the video is funny as hell.

 

In all honesty, Jay, I hope your neighbors heard this, and could see you recording this and got you on tape themselves.. Cuz they about to win some fuckin' money on AFV… KD vs whoever for Number 1 Contender will be a good match as well. Hopefully no shenanigans in any of the matches.

 

Dorian Arnaud vs Justin Ethridge

 

So, based on previous matches, I think this one will end fairly soon… Without a fight Ethridge falls, and DA gets a victory.

 

Overall: 3/5 *****

 

Page 2

Matsuda's RP was good, it was funny to see when he actually said my name is his accent. The match turned out good so this RP just made it more interesting.

 

Your girls favorite wrestler! Got me laughing in the first 2 sentences already. This RP was pretty good. Then at the end when LSD busts out the blue-tooth and is completely oblivious to what Dupree said was hilarious.. I mentally reproduce every RP written by people in OCW, voices, scenery, etc. This has to be up there with funniness. Great job you guys.

 

Page 3

 

The RP from Crowe was well structured and a solid piece of writing. I like what is going on without the character. However, what bugs me is that it seems like everyones into having their own club or show on Riot.. It might just be me but we have like 4 superstars doing stuff like that.. While it might not be as emphasized from other superstars as it is for Dupree, I'd still like to see something a tad different.

 

Cereally Fired! vs The Re-Red-bullution!

 

This match should be very good. I was in the party with the guys when they did it and they made it sound like it was a very interesting match and a funny one at that. I'd like to see LSD and Dupree win because of their loss last week. But I think as far as terms of progression, Red Bull Nation needs it more.

 

The match is on double time, yeah thats probably a good choice. I'm a tad surprised the match lasted so long though even with the new rules. As far as I knew the new rules sped up matches and shoulda helped tag team matches. It wouldn't really matter though if no one could get a sig or finisher off. Dupree goes hard in the half tights.

 

So far quick tags in the match for Red Bull Nation, this will benefit them as because tag team moves have higher damage and I believe you get more momentum in them. I sorta wish I was in a tag-team again. Id fold everyone like they were paper with tag team moves. The match is about half way over and there really is no clear dominant team. This is good. It would make for a good feud.

 

The hot tag by Cerally Fired was hilarious. Dupree just goes over to Jookie laying on the ground and puts him in a single leg boston crab lmao!!! xDDD This match is great really. Great defense on Jookies signature by Dupree. Great job of isolating him after too but they lose control momentarily.

 

Overall: 4/5 *****

 

Page 4

Hazard vs Fat Trance

 

THis match should be pretty good. Kinda seems like the same ol, but who knows what can happen. Trance hits his finisher VERY early on in the match. Hazard manages to fight back somewhat for a second and gets his bearings back. Weapons are introduced shortly after and get minimal use. It took someone not in the match to pull out 3 weapons. Neither Hazard nor Trance have gotten a weapon, let alone a weapon hit.

 

Two gentlemen storm the ring and have a standoff with Hazard, Trance in the corner. The two guys and Hazard stomp out Trance and all hell breaks loose. After order is restored in the match, it continues as scheduled. I'd hate to see the match end over that, specially because its no DQ. Trance grabs a table! First weapon grab from either superstar.

 

So far these two left their hardcore boots at home. Hazard starts impaling Trance with a crutch which has a great hit animation in my opinion. Shortly after Trance gains a sig. I mark for the ladder splash attempt.Whats with the random thundercats music intro then dead silence after? reaaaaaaaallly?

 

The powerbomb onto the ladder was sick as hell…. This match turned out great but is a tad lengthy and it took a while to pick up. THe ring looks like a garbage disposal after words however and Trance ending it off of Hazards aerial finisher was prime. Probably confused the shit out of Hazard when he did a back flip instead of a tuck.

 

Overall 4/5 *****

 

Page 5

 

Dane $ Xavier vs ParkeЯ

 

This match should be pretty awesome. Love the remix on Dane's music. But I think it should stay as his PPV music only. But who knows its a great heel song. Parkers song has an amazing drum track on it. 'Nuff said.

 

On to the match I'm expecting this to go back and forth for about forever. Now that there is that kick out rule I see Parker losing more matches. However, Dane has his off days quite often so you never know. As long as Dane can focus on his reversals and adapting to Parkers style he will win this match. As long as he can keep reversing he wont lose momentum and he will need to hit less moves than if he wasn't reversing. Blocking strikes is also a great key to keeping the upper hand in the match against Parker.

 

Stick tight and watch for tendencies. For Parker to win this he just needs to frustrate Dane. Switch up his style, force Danes trigger finger to have a panic attack because he doesn't know whats coming and when. Mix it up, try to change tendencies with the grapples through out the match to break Dane down. If you can reverse his spinning elbow or the grapple that follows you have a prime opportunity to beat him. Watch out for random running and jerking when you're groggy too as Dane does this to throw off timing and give you a "WTF?" cloud in your head before he attacks.

 

So far, the match has gone back and forth as predicted. Some great reversal spree's and some solid impact moves hit for both guys. At this point its really any ones game. I do however notice that Parkers momentum isn't really going up much despite having control for about a minute. Thats harsh but thats why reversals are important. Dane hits him with one move at take his 1/4th bar down to shit.

 

Dane's double cross chop is great defense against Parkers version of the spinning elbow. If Dane can time it right, he wont have to worry about the reversal and can focus on gaining momentum through that. I doubt Parker will be able to reverse much after interrupting his strike. Dane is the first to connect with a signature and a finisher in the match. That drops parker to 2 more kick-outs. Crucial for Dane because now he needs to keep Parker from coming back. Shortly after Dane gets his sig again. Parker reverses and hits with a point blank running move. Then goes to the top rope, dives, Dane reverses and Parker hits him with another running move right after. NOT A FAN OF THAT. One running move with a sig is bad enough but two?

 

I remember when I first came to OCW, it was basically preached that running moves were highly frowned upon and not a good form of offense or defense in this matter. Moving back to the match Parker picks up speed and gains his signature move after a top rope last call and a ground kick. Dane does the work back and hits him with a running move. Pissing contest a tad now. Parker's momentum is entirely gone. about 4/5ths of the match through. Dane hits his sign and throws up his texting taunt and hits Parker with his finisher again. Parker kicks out. The fight goes to the outside and Dane plants Parker on a chair. Well done chair!

 

In a weird ass sequence after a combo dane hits parkers signature and then the clothesline and pins parker 1-2-3.

 

Overall: 4/5 *****

 

Great Riot, great matches, INSANE RP's. Keep it up gentlemen.

[Parker]

Yeah, I wasnt actually supposed to hit that 2nd running move, I thought i'd released the run in time to quick grapple him..turns out I did not :(

 

Dane's style is kinda frustrating now, that pick up and spin is annoying, as you cant reverse the spin, throws ur timing off, its a good tactic, but fucking annoying when he does it EVERY strong grapple attempt..I also hate that lame 2 hand chop..it's as bad as the headbutt from 07.

 

Alot of people now seem to not even use the RT anymore, as they now have an excuse to just mash through a grapple attempt..but kudos to Dane, he outplayed me on the night.

[Seth Morrison]

This is what i say to defend my cheesing, and i should know better cause im on FPR. Oh im also a cunt.

 

Cool story bro.

[Jacob Trance]

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[Chris Ryder]

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[Trevor McManus]

Lookin' sharp AA.

[Jookie Marley]

review is almost done

[Tiberius Dupree]

Since i said i was going to do a review last week and didn't, i decided to combine both into this week, so if it seems like i'm talking about last week, it's because i am...

 

 

Rebelution I think your name is too good for you two. :) Dope entrance and theme. Jook being the mouthpiece is a good thing. Even though KD didn't bite his tongue. Vid rps are cool, but they limit what you can do as a writer, but solid content. I really enjoyed the tag match we had, as far as clusterfucks go, that was the most entertaining to date. And honestly I don't understand why people think KD is cheezy, everytime i've played him for RIOT, even one on one, I had no problem with his play style. I guess I either have to be white trash or a euro for him to go HAM & cheese lol.

 

Hostile Love the new entrance, i think the intro is longer than your actually entrance lol. Short and angry rp. I mean why are u so mad? do you have a small peepee too? But i did like the rp nonetheless. Your match with 'Suda was pretty good, dreadful ending tho.

 

Matsuda I hate your bitch hair. Karim must be your new stylist! Love your rps, the one last week with Jay. oh god i couldn't even get thru a line or two without laughing. very interested in seeing this international/inter promotion angle goes. This weeks rp was also hilarious being the only episode of MatsudaTV. You trying to friend request and poke Hostile's girl on facebook was a nice shoot inside a work. Your grammer and spelling are also awesome!

 

Dane the most consistent man on the roster. you've also been on a bit of a hot streak lately. that rp you did with AA last week was classic, your giving back to OCW campaign is working out well. and rightly so you've been awarded a title shot at Summercide. you've also orchestrated a scheme to get your golden fist back, and Trips getting beat down in the process, nicely done. good luck in that ladder match, your gonna need it!

 

Aries/Seth Didn't see much this week, but the backstage rp was enough to carry over for the feud nicely. Both have been bring their A game content wise, hope the match shapes up along those lines.

 

Crowe I liked that freaky rp, kinda felt awkward reading it lol. the whole Bite Club thing is great, and your freaks showing up randomly in the middle of the Trance/Haz match was comedy.

 

Trance you are too fat for shooting star presses, cross body blocks, or frog splashes. your nearly 700 lbs, when you do these moves you defying the laws of nature. pigs are not supposed to fly! lol

 

Sensation i thought last week was comedy, the whole rp with 'Suda stole the show. then this week you turning to Brother Love and start preaching some hilarious shit. your writing has forced everyone else to step up theres. Then you saying Parker is angry because he has a small schmeckle was fucking comedy. Matter fact everything you written since pre-clash has been some of the best of ever read. I can only imagine what you have in store for Summercide.

 

Final Thoughts The last 2 Riots have been awesome. Everyone is putting excellent content on the shows. Since the no tyler rule was demolished, matches are also more of a delight to watch. I'm really amped for Summercide, that fucker is going to hit harder than Irene! Great Job Everyone!