Super Ultra Mega Deluxe Riot!

[Hazard]

I don't, I actually see Haz as the perfect underdog. That match at the end, had me in Haz's corner when he hit the ropes I lost my shit. So if he can keep riding that momentum and continue to be entertaining, I see big things. This also includes not speaking to often, as thats when he nose dives.

 

So you are saying I'm the new underdog since CJ Hoppus?

[Pugh]

So you are saying I'm the new underdog since CJ Hoppus?

 

Just be pleased they're talking about you

[Hazard]

Just be pleased they're talking about you

 

I know. :) To be honest this is the first time they started talking about me since I returned. :/ I have seen everyone read and seen my matches but they never comment on me at all after the show (expect in reviews).

[Bloom]

The Irony of the statement is you went on record as not watching matches for nearly 2 years :(

But lets not derail, take the compliment and move on.

[Bloom]

Also before I forget.

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[Leon Valentine]

Absolutely loved Riot, got work now but if not late when I get in hoping to get a review up.

[Vincent Valmont]

Just finished watching Riot myself, and I'm impressed with all the young talent stepping up. I enjoyed the show, and I wasn't as shocked to see who returned at the end, but I rather am happy he did. As for the other return... welcome back. Someone has my title, yes my title, and I'll get it back one rape at a time! :)

 

My review is being written up right now, and should be available later. Congrats on all the people who worked hard for this first show. Keep it up, and make this a weekly thing.

[Seth Morrison]

So is Bloom a straight Jersey Shore Guido? His interview with Lucas, he looked like Vinny D

[Pugh]

Realised I missed the BIG MAIN EVENT ™ by just navigating through the sidebar. What a tit

[Matsuda]

The Exciting Return of...

The DEVIL's DUE

 

INITIAL THOUGHTS

 

Riot is back and I'm excited as hell. As soon as I saw that Street Fighter-esque title on the card (SUPAH UTURA MAYGA DERUXU RIOTO!!!) I knew that this show was going to be off the hook like Sam Cook. The card was stacked, and there was a weird air of newness that didn't just come from the new game, but new faces and returning vets we haven't seen in some time. That, and after a few wakes playing WWE '12, I knew the matches would finally be interesting again.

 

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GET READY FOR THE SMACKDOWN! Zero Black Everything is back with the Money In the Ban-- I mean Future Investment case, and hes going to cash it in TONIGHT DAWG! Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of things for me to hate about ol' CAWdy, his zero black attires, his emo kid hair cut, his faggot university that blew me out this year, but its certainly good to see the pot being stirred by someone new.

 

Scaggs and fat Michael Cole seem to be on point this season, cometary is getting me more excited for the things to come. I think that although its something small, the little sidebar conversations between Scaggs and Poling make the show feel real, along with the commercials, which are back and are awesome. Anything to really create the illusion of a real wrestling program.

 

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BRYAN LEE vs. JABRONI JOBBINGSTON (ACE ANGEL)

We kick off the night with two newcomers, which I love. New talent no matter how blond and ugly, shakes things up in one way or another--and so long as you're not a jaded, aging, faggot, you can see the entertainment that new and creative minds can provide even in the low card (or Ambition...).

 

The match is good, nice and short and smooth, which should prove to be one of the pluses of this new game. Some cool, high flying action between two new ex guys (awesome!). I like Bryan Lee, he kind of feels like an old school brawler, which is a nice change of pace for an Ex guy. He's got a good look and... oh shit is that Simon Devin-- I mean Mez Murdoc's finisher? Its about to get mad ignant up in here. Fo real.

 

*****

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Just a screen shot but I'm digging Crowe's new look, even if he's being interviewed by Paulie D of the Jersey shore. Maybe it's just because he isn't so violently ugly. He looks like a vampire, even without fangs, which is cool. This is a cool, short little interview that does a good job building up to his match tonight against the Canadian Skidmark Tiberius Dingleberry. I'm expecting a high tier match. I can only hope that OCW pushes the Twitter agenda harder than WWE could ever wish they did :D

 

We cut to another place backstage where Jim Black is interviewing DAT SUPAH HERO

R-FEAR, where Fearo calls upon the power of Greyskull to give him the energy to defeat his opponent. Its good to see him back on make believe television. I'm getting Lucas Dimmsmore vibes from this roleplay, sometime soon I hope to see a "Battle Without Honor or Sanity", if you weeeeeell.

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

 

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ASHLEY BARKER vs. ROBERT FEARO

 

I've always liked the Wonderman, though I still don't believe that negroes exist in Europe. Your merch is kind of week though, step yo merch game up! Fearo comes out and he's not DAT SUPAH HERO R-FEAR anymore. There was no big deal made about this, so I'm assuming the mere mortal Fearo is simply before my time. I love both themes, they really suit both wrestlers.

 

Match starts off pretty even, both guys seem to match up well against one a and other. Once again I'm really impressed with how smooth these matches are, despite there being far fewer rules than last year. I like Fearo's wake up taunt, that's pretty funny.

 

Fearo gets the win with a big ol' boot.

 

***1/2**

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We're back stage again with Mr. HGH, Dorien Arnaud being your standard guy with a bunch of women. Who's paying these midcarder's all this money? Terrible business strategy. I felt like I was reading an erotic fanfic, I expect holier things from you KD!

 

Back in the arena we see our resident superface Tiberius Dupree basically giving a State of the Union address to his Nation of Dragonflies. Great work, as expected from Dupree, and I appreciate the fact that he don't say much about his ongoing feud with Edward Cullen. In my honest opinion, Tibby is the top face of the company, and his roleplay style is beginning to reflect that-- guys getting John Cena Hulk Hogan corny. All of the smarks will be hating him in no time!

 

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ICEBERG LETTUCE vs. MAYHEM IN BLACKFACE

I've been seeing Ghost around the dark matches for a while, but I think this is his actual official debut on OCW programming. He's one of those dark type Pokemon who nicely fills the void left when Mayhem got sent BACK TO HELL. Iceberg is back, I hope he wrestles in that suit. Nope. Chuck Testa.

 

The match is only 7 minutes long, so I'm expecting that Ghost goes over pretty quickly... Nope! Chuck Testa! Iceberg with what I consider to be a big upset. Good, I'm deeply offended by this white man in blackface. I thought we were past this... We have a black president!

 

I get all the girls I get all the girls! No but for real. In real life. I'm an attractive athlete.

 

*****

 

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ERROR_18010401130305 could only mean one thing... STING IS COMING TO OCW! OR IS IT JERICHO? OR UNDERTAKER? I'm not saying I know who it is, but I know who it is. And I'm excited.

 

Up next is the first Dane promo of the new season, which opens up with Jasmine Dawhore coming down to a decorated ring for Dane Xavier appreciation day. I gotta hand it to you, this is pretty awesome, a really creative way to utilize the new game's new features. Great stuff, as usual, you do a great job making me hate you. Firing everybody was an interesting twist, I know you plan on using Jasmine more and now that she is a separate entity from Dane, I'm interested to see what becomes of her.

 

Women's division anyone? I'd make an alt :D

 

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I like Pugh. I liked his first RP last week on the forums and I like this RP now. Is he a little Dolph Zigglery? Yes. Nothing wrong with that, I love me some PERFECTION.

 

I've been waiting anxiously for some ignorant hoodrat shit from someone who can spell (sorry Jook), and Mez doesn't disappoint, with home video of his cousin Leeroy smashin' cars. Awesome. As expected, Mez isn't happy about Lee stealing his finisher. I smell a feud brewin', and its brewing on Pugh's face. Its like the bitter sweet feeling when I realize that Zack Ryder will be facing Dolph Ziggler for the US title. Sure they're both over as f*** but only one can win, and in this metaphor Ryder is a big ignorant black guy.

 

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PAUL POO vs. MEZ MURDOCK

This is a good match between two new guys. Both guys have a cool look and they clearly have a direction, which is always good. I love the #KIDEGO, and like I said, nothing wrong with taking inspiration from elsewhere. My money is on BANG BANG BANG TIME because hes a big black guy, and we usually win in feats of strength and agility.

 

Mez seems to have the advantage for most of the match, until he inevitably puts Pugh away. Its a good debut and redebut for both guys though, and I look forward to seeing more from both of you.

 

*****

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Backstage? With Ghost and Mayhem where we see Ghost is into some pretty kinky stuff. (Choke me master!). I always thought it was funny that the most powerful and magical forces of heaven and hell settle their disputes through grappling in front of mortal men, but I shouldn't question it.

 

Dane again.

 

Cawdy gets jumped by WOT?! and he never stood a chance. I ouldn't compete after being chopped thirty times and put through a window. Then he get buried by OUR HERO, awesome!

 

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Hostiles back and being angry, small and white. Sometimes I feel like he's too pretty to be so violent... but then look who's talking. Why you so mad though? Ex Title, a great hair stylist, and a lifetime supply of eyeliner. Take a chill pill fella... oh wait, that's a drug.

 

This may just be my youth.. but isn't Chris Mania some sort of drug dealer?

 

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DOUBLE ROYALE WITH CHEESE

Unfortunately the greatest moment of the year happened in this match and will not be topped all year... The Ex Title, realizing how negative Brandon Hostile is, tried to leave him in front of the entire MSG audience. I was marking out bro.

 

Either way, everybody's CAWS looked great, even Smythie Marley. The match flowed pretty well, there was a lot of... falling... But it was a good match. Hazard really is the ultimate underdog, he just looks like the little guy who you root for. And sometimes the underdog just gets kicked in the face.

 

LolHostileWins.

 

***1/2**

 

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LSD lays down a solid role play, and I gotta say I'm gunna miss him on TV, hopefully we'll get some updates from his rehabilitation. Get better BYTCH!

 

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BATTLE OF THE BALDIES

 

Danes new entrance is cool. Also, I feel like the warrior of God KD should have more lights and less fire, though I like the Big Zeke taunt on him. Feels right man.

 

I was surprised with how uneven this match was, then again I was pleasantly surprised with how it was completely lacking in cheddar. Though I will say that I'm not a big fan of the holding grapples for thirty minutes to throw off reversals, especially when its every time. I'm all about making matches look good, and its pretty obvious what you're trying to do.

 

TEBOW WINS!

 

*****

 

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A very good roleplay between Jook and KD, it really seems like you two stepped your game up in the promo-ing department. This should be a big year for the both of you character development wise. And I like you're new direction, Kenneth D'angelo.

 

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FIRE vs. PASTE

 

Definitely a match of the night candidate, I love where both of you guys are going with this feud, its definitely one of the better ones in recent memory. And at this rate, I'm expecting an exciting finish at a PPV.

 

After watching the match, its definitely the match of the night thus far, really even though out and some vintage action from both guys. Great work guys, can't wait to see if Tibby can Hulk up and make a comeback, or if he'll just get squashed by the toofless vampire.

 

*****

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BONUS STAGE!

Aries comes out in a separate vid per usual...

 

Aries vs. Irvine

METALLICA!

 

NOPE. CHUCK TESTA. Where's he at?

 

I KNOW THAT COUNT DOWN. Leonheart returns... Again! Just stay retired Ric Flair... jeez. I like the new look though, short hair suits him, and I like the not LOTUS LOTUS attire. MOTHERFUCKER OF THE YEAR... IN A CAGE!

 

So this is a great match throughout, may give CROWEPREE a run for their money. CM Punk goes over (duh!) and

 

MONEY IN THE BANK TIME! But I thought Cody Storm got buried?

 

Wait.

 

Cannibals? I know who---

 

No way. No freaking way!

 

HES BACK. PATOLOMAI IS BACK. AND HES OVER AS F*CK!

 

NEW CHAMP! IM MARKING OUT BRO!

 

FINAL THOUGHTS

This was a PPV tier Riot, and I'm sure some people will drop off after the novelty has ran out, but I for one am recharged and ready to bring it this season. Let's see what you can do, OCW, this is our year!