Riot Super Riot

[Matsuda]

Post your s#$% Code.

[Cody Storm]

Cody's Comments

 

 

Let Super Riot Commence!!!!!

 

K.D. has a good defense for why he chose to ignore the rules last Sunday, but I'm not quite sure the good out weighs the bad here big man. Lets see what his partners think about the situation. Or, you know, not. Djesus seems pretty pissy. Shit, K.D. just decked him!

 

And here comes the man no one wants to hear from at all, Our Villain. You must have hired A LOT of goons, cause I could have sworn the OCW crew put most of them in the hospital a week ago. "Target acquired engage!" I lol'ed. I understand Divinity is pretty angry with each other, but I still think you all would probably be better off if you took out the security force before going off on each other some more, but I mean, by all means, do things your stupid own way.

 

And here comes Tiffany. This must mean the stipulation is going to be reversed or held off or something. Armed men? Are we carrying guns now? This just became an extremely scary place to work, I think I'm going to sue. Ok, this entire situation is just a mess, I understand that LOTUS stands for chaos, but God damn! Well, that stipulation was useless. It's ok, it was to be expected, a good ol' middle finger straight up LOTUS' asses. Shit, McGee vs Parker, and Djesus gets a shot at the International title. Bring that championship back to OCW!

 

Jookie thinks that now is a good time to push his book? What a heartless bastard!

 

I hope Spider's suit ripped. If I just happened to simultaneously say "NO!" along with thousands of others I wouldn't be booing, I'd be laughing in astonishment. But I really don't want another story, not unless it's one I haven't heard before. Oh, I know this one, I am the son of God after all ;). I can't imagine that it would be that hard for an entire roster of people to take out four or five guys. The problem here is we're not cohesive. Just look at Parker, he clearly didn't give a shit when he assulted EVERYONE last week. And I would say our angriest, most violent and vengeful man, just joined LOTUS so we're kind of stuck there too. Final Fantasy 8 was my favorite of the series!

 

Do we take this vending machine with us every week? Cause I can't imagine that's very cost effective. This is so terrible that it's spectacular xD. I hope OG bitch slaps Bedlam for that terrible, TERRIBLE, paragraph of baby talk. I hope you all aren't wrestling tonight, at least not without a shower first!

 

I'm a little curious as to why Jesse Colt had a custom name plate? Did someone screw up his name? IT'S CRY LITTLE SISTER!!!!!! YES! But um, this isn't Lucas Crowe, I mean, he's vaguely Lucas-y, I'll take it! what an opening, both man take a punch to the face. Oh LORD, this can't be good at all. A truth Siren to job everyone out? How nice of you parker, always thinking of others. Oh, even worse, it's going to be a drunk Parker. I thought that shirt said OC in W for a second, and I was desperately trying to figure that out.

 

I have a question for all of the editors here in OCW, because I'm fairly inept (I may also end up putting this in a separate post because I don't want people to miss it in this block of text), how do you zoom in on only portions of the ring?

 

Peer pressure is just the worst. I hope Steve kicks their asses, that was a nice fucking television!

 

Fucking Ace, poor bastard xD.

 

I guess you can't really argue with Spider's point of Birdie being biased in letting K.D. get off scott free should he have lost. But Spider didn't make things fair, JCS did, and banning a certain finishing move is much more harsh than making it so that you have to win to keep your job. So, you still suck.

 

Oh good, our first full sized match up of the evening, and Pato's re-debut. This is going to be so bad for ACE. Pato just bit his face off and then wiped it off of his mouth. That's disgusting and disrespectful! But not as disrespectful as shoving your ass in a downed man's face. When I said full sized match, I was obviously talking about the combined size of the competitors, not the length. Damn, that overhand chop against the ropes looks freightningly powerful on Pato.

 

I know a man for you Odessa. I went to highschool with a guy who had that exact same view on procreation, so I'm sure you two would get along great, he's also going to Westpoint, so his education is pretty damn good.

 

I really expected Parker vs Sean to be a ppv match, but I'd be a liar if I said I'm not happy to be watching this match, this should be pretty sweet. That clothesline looks pretty sweet on you Parker. McGee's knee to Parker causing him to flip over the ropes looked pretty sick. What an ending, split second kickout into the Truth Siren. McGee's stomping his ass, you can't fucking forget Leon!

 

Tibby's attire right now has me thinking of this book cover (http://www.gossipcop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Mockingjay-by-suzanne-collins-275x400.jpg). Grant my wish signs xD. That's the thing about being champ Tibby, you will never be able to focus on LOTUS, as sad as that may sound. And as proof, here's The Steve! "Mainly because The Steve brought you from the "Ambition Era" to the "Attitude Era" one suplex at a time." - Quote of the Year. Nevermind, "The Steve can never take enough supplements" that's better xD. Ok Steve, no contract, so had you won, are we to expect you would not have taken the championship?

 

I have to be honest, if Dims drops the title right now, I'll be astounded, but damn it would it be good for OCW to get that title back. Oh shit, the first Lotus-Dimsmore entrance! You don't taunt Dims Djesus, he'll just double sledge you like that. I'm a little surprised Djesus just hit a powerbomb xD. DAMN! Dims just crushed Djesus, TWICE!

 

Hannibal is murdering these midgets. Two little men getting killed my a stick man.

 

If I were Leon, I wouldn't know whether I should kick Sean in the dick or love the guy. He's role modeling him after him, but with comments like "I just gave that man the beating that Leon couldn't." I'm sure Leon is winding up a hell of a kick.

 

That's right, That Guy took Enrique out to clear up some cap space god damn it. It was a service to OCW! How do you think OCW found the money to allow me to bring in my brother? Oh, my apologies, he's now The Bad Guy.

 

Spider just wants to arm all of LOTUS, yeah, that's what we want happening, definitely...

 

What the fuck is this? Is this just screamo or is this an attack? It sounds like a scene out of SAW.

 

Good to see Gibb's training regimine worked for Pugh, I honestly expected it to just be Gibb's hustling.

 

Good to see someone is willing to take charge in the battle against LOTUS. Good Role Play by Pugh.

 

Tiberius Dupree vs Matsuda. Why do I feel like we've seen this match before? xD. Anyway, these two are both in very different places in their careers now and I think this should be an interesting battle. THE FIRE THE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this song, my sister hates it though, cause I used to have to drive her home from school and after joining OCW and hearing this for the first time it was on my ipod and overplayed as hell xD. It sounds like nothing else I have in my itunes so I'm pretty fond of it. For some reason i'm terrible at reversing the springboards recently, so anytime I see one of you reverse them just know I'm giving you a pat on the back. I don't know what this first song is Kent, but I like it. The Suda boot! I wish they had the Kennedy version still, looked stiffer and it doesn't have the Broski taunt. It's great for Ryder, but not so much for Cody Storm. Elbow to the back of the head? Looks painful enough, I'll accept it. Damn, Tibby is going to work on those arms of Sudas. Break them so he can't weild the kendo stick! oh shit, he just whipped him into a sleeper. But Tibby powers out, Tibby is not having this shit. Cattle mutiliation (idk what you call it, but it needs a cool name). Dragon sleeper, man, these guys are going hold for hold, I love it. The backbreaker knee drop combo is slick. Dupree really likes sticking his nuts in people's faces huh? I think that's why KD hates him. Oh my god did you just biff it with that suicide dive Dupree. He is not doing the people's elbow..... this is not happening, I'm certain of it. Oh shit, right into the anaconda but Tibby gets out again! He slams him down, 1...2... WTF..... WTF some more, poison mist, this is some shit. Steve you are just an awful human being aren't you. You cost OCW. You helped LOTUS. You're exactly the character I love to hate you jackass!

[Omar Gibbs]

Cody's Comments

Good to see Gibb's training regimine worked for Pugh, I honestly expected it to just be Gibb's hustling.

 

My product is always propah... Eerie and Anna need to take notice... Not happy bout the Droogs fucking with my munchies and now my loot.

[Cody Storm]

You want to talk about needing to take notice ;).

(i don't know how to embed youtube videos on this site xD)

[Omar Gibbs]

You want to talk about needing to take notice ;).

(i don't know how to embed youtube videos on this site xD)

 

Would tell you to take notice... But you already know about us...

[Tiberius Dupree]

I have a question for all of the editors here in OCW, because I'm fairly inept (I may also end up putting this in a separate post because I don't want people to miss it in this block of text), how do you zoom in on only portions of the ring?

 

Use the highlight reel, mid match during single player.

 

Just after you do something, taunt, move, etc. go into hightlight reel and save it.

 

Then go to the editor and do whatever u want with the clip.

 

Lovely review btw, atleast somebody's talking about Riot.

[K.Dangelo]

My thoughts on a freaking awesome freaking show

 

Divinity done because of that dancing monkey , I'm gonna bust you up cuz ! (sorry AbM moment)

 

Our Hero is not my hero but those ladies got him in check .

 

I think Matsuda smokes too much opium before shows . Lotus does look beastly w/ Pato and for some reason still in my fav 5 Dimsmore .

 

Why do people mess w/ the A-Team ? Jay start getting stricter on these drug test .

 

Phoenix and Jesse Colt ? A darker version of BraveStar (old school ) but Parker crashes a party like no other .

 

Should have used one of my matches to get a bombshell match on Riot . The ladies are putting in work .

 

Damn Ace got kicked off the boat w/ jaws waiting on him.

 

The Storm Boyz are here ! Jack and Code yeah boi ! Trance you need Aries back .

 

Spider mentioning my name could get you ...... up , I'm just saying .

 

Then here lays our fallen Minister of Rock and Roll . I'm gonna really miss him .

 

McGee has officially put his name on the map w/ this match .

 

The Fire ! Fav 5 !

 

DJesus put up a good fight lol .

 

Hannibal D = Fav 5 ! Old school beatdown ! Look A-Team had to learn it from somewhere .

 

Sean is getting ruthless agression , back the .... up . Jobber Sean dead and extra high mid carder Sean has arisen.

 

Jook , you mad ?

 

Hostile ?

 

Pugh leader of OcW vs Lotus . Oh yeah btw the leader always get whooped worst than anyone else in these type wars , so watch your back youngin .

 

Dupree vs Suda was better than expected . Suda's in ring work was way better than I had seen in a long time . The Steve =not fav 5 .

 

The show was great . People are putting in work ,some more than others but hey just putting in something is fine with me . Sitting on your blessed assurance doing nothing is always unaccetable .

 

Next week Riot should be equally is good if not better .

[Matsuda]

Going to base my discussion as responses to Cody's Comments (gay) because its the most consistant and wonderful review we have for shows (along with KD's). Didn't watch Riot all in one sitting, so I didn't get a chance to jot down my thoughts like you do so well, but here it goes.

 

The Devil's Dues

 

I love the convergence of angles here with the DIvinity promo, its like a collision of feuds that splinters off into more awesome little feuds. I love the idea of KD fighting Divinity fighting the SSFA fighting the Brown Coats. More chaos to start of the show. You're already playing into LOTUS LAW whether you like it or not ;)

 

Why are ladies in charge of the man show? Illuminati for GM of all GMs! Send those broads to UNLEASHED!

 

Jookie is OCW's Zeema Ion. Not a bad thing. But you're still a dick!

 

Get used to the storys, Code Storm, Matsuda is showing off his English chops! But on a more serious note, I've noticed in your reviews that you might be one of the smarter viewers when it comes to decoding what we do and say and seeing reason behind it (aside from the people who I actually tell). Good eye, fella. And for those unfamiliar with Final Fantasy 8, the main character's name is Squall Leonheart, hence Nati's nickname.

 

The vending machine is like capture the flag. Each week its a race to get to it first. It just so happens that the superior midget race is faster than the American Negro. Igor can move at Olympian speeds because he is a Chimera, half black, have midget, all EVIL. And its cockney rhyming slang, you oily rag!

 

Parker is now the Hardcore Legend OCW deserves. You're welcome.

 

Bombshells are as entertaining as always, expect a Ladies Night tomorrow.

 

Ace being fed to the Patoback was wonderful. Next week a rematch! Ace Angel and a crippled H for Henrique vs The Patoback. BOOK IT!

 

Birdie IS biased. Spider for GM of all GMs!

 

We all know that was your biker porn, Odessa. We all like to experiment every now and then.

 

Sean freakin' McGee. He is the picture of the Ambition Era without having ever been on Ambition. This match solidified you as a legitimate competitor taking it to Parker. Between this and your hardcore championship match you really have a chance to become the Seanheart of this generation. Oh and I didn't take your comment as offensive toward Leon, I took it as more of a "YOU GOT RID OF LEON, NOW I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEATING HE WOULD HAVE IF HE WERE HERE!"

 

If Dupree is dressed for the Hunger Games, hes dressed for his death! Nigga will go down at the Cornacopia, I guarentee it! The Steve pulled that rematch out of his ass! You're a heel in my book. Your LOTUS invitation is in the mail.

 

OCW better solidify fast, the adition of Pato and Dimsmore make LOTUS the monster it used to be. Djesus put up a good fight but ends up STILL BORRRRNNN.

 

The A-Team's midget takes out both of BEDLAM's midgets. That LA Riot seemed to pay off. THEY WILL RISE!

 

Jookies a heel again. You better fall in line boy. "Deru kugi wa utareru", "The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

 

Is Hostile coming back again? I hope not.

 

I assume this means Pugh is tired of getting beat up so he became a heavyweight. Looks like I'm the last of the moheegans. A sad day indeed. If you want to lead the charge against us prepare to get hammered down, little nail.

 

Like I said Steve, your invitation is in the mail... heh.

[Parker]

00.18

 

[Bloom]

KD Fav Five = black people

If you white

You wont be in the fav five

 

BOOM