Riot 8-5-2012

[Illuminati]

KD with the roleplay equivalent of masturbation.

[Cody Storm]

Cody's Comments

 

 

I don't know what Scaggs is talking about, there is no other part of California, it's all L.A. "Lots of high action" it's just a lot of Marley matches back to back to back.

 

Hannibal D is here! I have no idea why, but that does not curb my excitement in the slightest! He did kind of get screwed huh? Freek is not Bedlam in the slightest, and he's certainly not Birdie, so I don't see this ending in an immediate rematch. Freek's entrance is just so fucking creepy, and it also lasts about an hour. This is NOT how I wanted Riot to open!

 

I've been spelling Dorien as "Dorian" this entire time.... whoops. "Well when you are right, you right are." I'm sorry, but that line is hysterically bad!

 

How is Poling going to ask if K.D. has any friends if the segment just had him talking and being friendly with someone. I think Poling is breaking the fourth wall, shame on you.

 

Parker showing respect for a dominate man's dominate Hardcore title reign, fair enough, but it borders on ass kissing.

 

"Excuse me Marley, you're not supposed to be in here." "Who says?" Well I think that guy, that guy rigth there, he just said it. Crazy, I know. "I'll be forced to put my fist in your face." That's Marely showing off his PG skills for WWE. Wait, so H is going to be ok? And Marely didn't destroy a man. I don't know if I just gained or lost respect for him.

 

I want to see Sean McGee with a title, I don't even know why, I just do. It's probably because he showed up like 20 times on the last Riot, so it just seems necessary that someone with that much air time has a belt xD. Kid Ego vs Seanhart, this should be a damn good match. If it's not I'll probably cry. We're less than 30 seconds into the match and someone has been knocked over the top rope, god damn xD. What a suicide dive by McGee! Wow, Pugh comes back after taking some fire from Mcgee with the nice springboard to catch him off guard. He hit the Lebronton (I'm still calling it that damn it)! Pugh just took the ref OUT! And McGee is looking to use the hammer in...Pugh picked it up, but McGee dropped him on his head before he could take a shot. Wow, McGee with his finisher out of fucking no where. But Pugh kicks! Damn, Sean's own momentum carried him into the submission right there.

 

I did not want to read about a kid pissing himself xD. There's that black and red bullshit! We are in samoa, so perhaps this is Pato. YES WE'RE GOING TO TEACH PATO TO SPEAK!!! Though notably it could be the most regretable decision ever, because it's only going to cause him to open his mouth more and that breath is attrocious!

 

I'm sorry, but I refuse to watch Freek's entrance again xD. Yuck, the Versa Emerge cover of Paint It Black is 1000x better! Wow, the match starts with Phoenix suplexing the much larger Freek, not what you'd expect. I knew we'd get a Five Finger Death Punch song xD. I actually like this one, I like their sound for the most part, but they played an acoustic set on my radio station and it was horrible, so I have a problem liking them. Stupid ref, got right in the way of Phoneix's spot. I thought Freek's top rope lou thez was the diving double knees for a second and I was just like, "....why?!" Everyone has flapjacks, fuck you Smythe xD. Freek just hit the Mustache Ride (that's apparently Joey Ryan's finisher/name for it, but I didn't know that until recently). Phoenix kicks out though, which is good for him cause he's been getting his ass handed to him here. There we go, the double knee gutbuster is a hell of a way to mount a comeback. Freek has resiliancy........ Alright people, WE DON'T HAVE MANY RULES, BUT WE DO HAVE PERK RULES, FUCKING READ THEM! The Blackhole Slam does look pretty good on Freek.

 

Hey, I saw this commercial on yesterday's OCW Live Unleashed!

 

Dupree, you and Pugh are supposed to lead this charge. I know I for one haven't gotten an invitation to come kick LOTUS' asses, otherwise I'd gladly join in. Do your job and I'll do mine! Although you do make a point, you two do seem to be getting the shaft from everyone I figured would be first to pitch in I.E. Parker and The Steve. I swear to God if LOTUS buys the A-Team's services it will be perhaps the darkest day in OCW history. You have all of this on your mind and you're still granting wishes? I'm not sure if that's to be commended or to be laughed at and scolded for taking your eye off the ball... Oh good god...... Aren't you supposed to grant wishes for the sickley and down troden? How does winning a trivia contest make you either of those two things? Well, maybe he's mentally handicaped, he looks it at least. Oh lordy, it's THE STEVE! Didn't Tibby just play Rockband last week? He can't say shit! LANDON KRAT IS GOING TO TURN ON HIM! Oh, nevermind, bad predicition, that's what I assumed he meant by Niave. I figured The Steve fed Landon the answers to win the wish so they could jump Tibby and Landon could be useful and be like, "my wish is that you lose the OCW World title hahahahahahaha!"

 

The best way to answer the door is most definitely by throwing copious amounts of alcohol and glass at it, good job Mez. He would first deliver food, specially greasy food xD. Dayum, that's a lot of dough. This must be a big job.....

 

Everyone should know that I was VERY excited to play this match, this was our first official tag team match in about three years. Hopefully Jake and I are a little more on the same page here than we were yesterday on Live and Unleashed or I have a feeling C.O.D.E. is going to kick our asses.

 

I would NEVER want to be taught by Parker, he is an ASSHOLE!

 

Spider with his jackassy last name xD. Birdie is not working on a plan to combat LOTUS? Christ, Pugh and Dupree really are on their own with this then. The nameplate that Spider must have bought himself since even his cohort and OCW CEO JCS refused to pay for one. Contractual contract breaches. The department of redundancy department housed in the college of Maryland College. The ending was priceless though xD.

 

You assholes!

 

Who the hell is Al Poling going to put a hit on? Probably he who shall not be named, for abandoning him.

 

I didn't even realize it was possible to not have a password now a days. I thought computers like demanded one from you xD. Terry Romero is a sick nasty pervert! Ok, I don't know who did all the work for these, the pictures and everything, but fucking kudos to you, because this is some high quality shit right here. Romero needs to be smacked for leaving his phone and computer unprotected!

 

I like the entrance attire for Latief, not so much the video, especially the part that looks like it's heading towards a scalping. This is a rare occurance of two heels. Interesting. Romero always manages to his some sick springboard spot. Why the hell is the RIOT commentator booth green? What kind of sick, fucked up, sorcery is this! Riot is going green damn it! either that or Scaggs got nervous before the show and threw up again :/ (but somehow only on the sides of the table, and on every side, he has phenomenal aim). Romero is whipping some ass here. The SVR god's wanted to compensate Terry for using his wake up taunt, so they gave him a signature xD. Romero gets dumped on his head, but he kicks out! Oh goody, Latief has comeback.... but Romero fucks him up and spikes him down wtih a DDT!

 

This video at the top of page four is just trolling me with its lack of loading. Oh... it finally has loaded, and now I'm disappointed and angry, those two emotions are fighting in the pit of my stomach and if this video were any longer I'd have regurgitated on it!!!

 

I wish The Steve would The Steve me and cause me to grow taller, I feel short around my friends (I'm like 5'8). You buy your supplements on sale? You're a terrible addict! The fans must hate The Steve by now. Guy's a total dick head.

 

K.D. just takes that spear like a fucking champ! and Dims has the same reaction for that big splash. Dims is really taking it to the big man, oh but K.D. turns the momentum around with a headbutt and a sick chokeslam onto the thinly padded concrete. K.D.'s going for another big splash! Dimsmore's getting ragdolled a little bit here, but I'd say the match is still pretty 50-50. Or at least it was before that huge backbreaker by K.D. The tigerbomb into the low blow looked smoothe. This match has become incredibly one sided now. Dims?! How are you not going to kick out with such a big pin meter and resiliancy!

 

I didn't write this so I can comment on it! Everything I do makes me the #1 contender to everything, just look at me, I'm pretty awesome! I'm a little confused, am I supposed to be gearing up to take down the A-Team? Cause that shit takes some mental preparation! I mean, I do have to have a bigger trophy case built if we're going to be winning those titles any time soon ;) xD.

 

Parker doesn't even remember kicking Phoenix's ass? That's kind of depressing. This is like what J.D. wants to do to Dr. Cox every time he calls him a girls name. Maybe if you'd just give Phoenix some hugs Parker this wouldn't have happened! DAMN! That was a hell of a knee shot, please tell me he's using the Knee Trembler as a finisher now!

 

Finally, get to know what this plan is...

 

Oh.... wow, a big wow. Alright, I did it once, I'm sure as hell ready to do it again, and ya know, cash in this time. Wow, the women really shot Spider in the foot with this one xD. I just noticed that Birdie and Tiffany did not put in any LOTUS members, so I guess this is a win for OCW afterall.

 

I can not imagine what it must do to your knee to be thrown full force into the steel steps by someone as powerful as Patolomai. if there's one way to put down the samoan monster you'd have to think double diving knees right to the heart would be it. That sit out spinebuster by Dupree was gnarly. he did not just lift that big ass fucker that high in the air, I know that didn't happen..... I thought only I could lift Pato that high. I know I didn't write a ton for this match, but take that as a positive, not as a negative, I didn't want to take the time to look at notepad and make sure I wasn't typoing and not be looking at the match. A very strong finish from the OCW Champion.

 

.....Parker just no sold his beating like hell. And Suda shows up one time and it's to get his ass beat, poor guy. Matsuda speaks in icons now, and Parker speaks strictly in movie quotes xD. He also can't drive, he is going over everything, through everything, and doesn't give a shit about the other cars. Parker, you just jumped into the bay yourself..... God damn it! Oh, you can swim.....well I guess I should have realized that xD.

 

One hell of a video packed Riot. The content was great, and a good showing on the buildup to Summercide.

[Parker]

It's official Nati has passed Vic Vimes as te greatest GM of all time... And how can Johnny Phoenix do what over half the roster couldn't at End Games... That really confuses me...

 

I wasn't wearing my mask of power :(

 

And @ Cody..I used the wrong version of Freek, as I was having retarded 'hair glitch' issues...but you should have noticed I didn't actually 'activate' the resil perk :)

[Parker]

Why am I listening to a man shouting what sounds to be like 'Rape Me' over and over angain in Pugh vs McGee??

[Parker]

Is Landon Krtatt cross-eyed?? LMFAO

 

He looks like a dude Leon would date.

 

Tibby has got some Justin Ethridge looking fans.

[Parker]

I think Dimsmore has my 2nd faveorite entrance behind The Steve.

 

I love that creepy ass Lotus laugh.

[Pugh]

Why am I listening to a man shouting what sounds to be like 'Rape Me' over and over angain in Pugh vs McGee??

 

Because I thought I'd mix things up with some Nirvana. That alright with you Pearl?

[Tiberius Dupree]

Is Landon Krtatt cross-eyed?? LMFAO

 

He looks like a dude Leon would date.

 

Tibby has got some Justin Ethridge looking fans.

 

If you keep no selling life, Pevens Starker could be the next wish!

[Parker]

If you keep no selling life, Pevens Starker could be the next wish!

 

Somebody needs a clown dance ;)

[K.Dangelo]

KD with the roleplay equivalent of masturbation.

 

So you are saying my words get you off ? Wow , do you hang out w/ Freak , D-Jack and Dane too ? Discuss the show instead of trying to make stupid little jokes so someone might mark you out . So wipe those tears , pick your head up little soldier and try TRY again ;)