Riot 8-16-2012

[Parker]

 

Missing again Lotus (especially International champ Dimsmore), Trance ,Ahmad Jobberkon Latief , Aries ? , D-Jack , Dane , Valmont , Smythe and The Steve .

 

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Them being banned for atleast the last 2 MONTHS might have something to do with that.....LMAO

 

And now for something totally Un-related...

 

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[Pugh]

Them being banned for atleast the last 2 MONTHS might have something to do with that.....LMAO

 

And now for something totally Un-related...

 

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I believe KD was telling a joke. You just didn't get it Pearl. You've become Leon.

[Mr.Sensation]

Did you just call him PEARL LMFAO!

[Cody Storm]

Cody's Comments

 

 

People c'mon, it's Riot Time! (Why is this not our theme song?

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The recent turn of events being LOTUS' total abscense last week? It made me smile too :). Man, Birdie got Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly! Ok, I'm actually laughing at this, this is hilarious! "You don't cheer at sanctions!" Fuck you, yes we do (it even rhymes)! This doesn't look like it's going to end well. I'm excited though, because we haven't had a cliffhanger Riot in a while.

 

Thank you for breaking that up Jay, it looks much better like that, but it's not something I ever do myself for some reason. My teachers get angry at me continually for it. Sean McGee is an asshole, everyone cares about my job!

 

Oh God, I forgot to mute the game audio.... I apologize folks.

 

Spider's dress is always amusing.

 

Based on the comments I've already heard about Phoenix vs Parker I'm going to watch this full screen as I don't want to know when it's about to end. So I'll comment on this one after the fact and not while watching it. Parker had that vault by Phoenix in the early goings of the match scouted beautifully and Phoenix just hit the mat instead of connecting.

 

The match was pretty dead even until Phoenix rolled out of the ring after that stunner and Parker went rage mode on him. The ending was nicely done, the FI match adds another super star.

 

Lord, I didn't see the word "former" at first xD. God, you really shot this place to hell man, I figured once you bought you were going to screw with his cars, but leave your new property in tact. I was DAMN wrong! I've never really thought about what kinds of ramifications OCW must suffer due to having such miscreants as the Tag Team Champions. Don't worry Jay, The Stormz will take care of that for you ;). I have less than no idea who Melky Cabrera is, but he must be jacked if he's doing OG Yoga. Trance got what he paid for no doubt, but you'd be lucky if you could find the man to ask him, he hasn't come back around these parts since cause he knows what we'd do to him! But you want into the FI, you're going to have to go through Jake, so good fucking luck!

 

"We pan backstage, because that's where we always pan" - Lol.

That is what Dupree needs to do, is to get the hell away from The Steve and go take on LOTUS. You better untuck that shit, you think you're making a fashion statement or some shit?

 

This interaction, coupled with the card for next week, feels like real heat. I like it when things feel real, makes it seem less predictable and it's definitely more entertaining.

 

"The Cody Storm's brother" While this probably just means that Scaggs doesn't know Jakes name, I'm going to take it as a sign of respect. I'm THE Cody Storm!

 

I'm a little curious as to where the entrance came from here. Jake had mentioned never having it taped xD. It just magically appeared, good for you all. I like Jake's tights more than I usually do (I hate everyone currently thinking to themselves how "bad" mine always look). No tag title for Gibbs? I guess he left it in the back with Mez. Or maybe it's been vandalized like fucking everything else nice he owns!? We cannot have this thug in possession of such an OCW nicitie! I have not heard Gold-digger in forever. You two are really going at these chain reversals over here. This match is a mugging. I feel terrible for Jake. They need that Ken Kennedy corner boot back so that we don't have to do the running ourselves, plus the impact of it looked about 1000x better.

 

As time passes I'm more and more upset I'm not in this FI match. It's stacking up to be an amazing match.

 

Thank god you don't make a soup with Spider, that would be canabilism. I suppose if you all really beat the shit out of Spider we'll only have Birdie as GM for a while, and that could prove to be very benificial for us non-LOTUS guys.

 

I'm so excited to have a new tag team, the division is pretty thin right now, but the more guys that are there the better those championships look. Street Strong Style, Japanese Strong Style, someone needs to use the weak style, shake things up. Your opponents won't see it coming! It already is ugly Mugen, that's why you two have to wear the masks!

 

I'm really not liking where this whole thing with Our Hero is going. If he's had it planned for a year now, things may not be looking as rosey for OCW as we all seem to think.

 

This terrible bitch of a receptionist checking your facebook instead of doing your damn job! I love married with children! That is a terrifying face you have there Jook.

 

Jookie vs Tyro starts and we quickly see Smythes finisher! It's always around even if he isn't god damn it! We see it again just as I'm done typing that sentence xD. Marely cocky walking into the running corner boot was pretty funny. That match was a beat down, enough of one that Tyro was dusting his hands off at the end instead of feeling lucky he won. Another big guy into the FI, K.D. Gibbs, and now Tyro. Pugh and Sean are going to have to deal with some giants. I figure Parker's about in the middle of the weight differences so he'll probably be just fine.

 

Nobody?! NOOOOOOOOOO. You cannot hire the A-Team, that's not fair! Holy shit, I didn't think it was going to actually happen. I read through this assuming nothing bad was going to happen. Now LOTUS has an in in the FI match... or wait, ok this is a one week thing. A take K.D. out thing. I still don't like it, my respect for the A-Team just TANKED! Or.... not just a Dangelo thing. A birdie thing maybe? It's capitalized, the "B" that we caught a glimpse of, and I can't think of anyone else who's name starts with B. Not off the top of my head at least... This could be very, very bad.

 

This match is bound to be a mugging of Spider. The first tag team move of the match is against Pugh, are you shitting me? Dupree is a dirty dirty traitor! Had that springboard elbow connected for Spider he would have looked like a total bad ass. Pugh, are you just going to let him do your elbow drop like that?! The nice double suplex right into Pugh's pushups and it sets up a springboard for Tibby. That's the kind of unity the rest of hte locker room is looking for! Um........... cooking with Kane, alright xD. Dupree just dodged two different spring board attacks, kudos to you sir. So many submissions! Wow Dupree found a way out of the Ego Plata! Wow, a great elbow drop from Dupree just to get sat on by an airborn Pugh xD. Spider has laid both men out and he is repeatedly whipping Dupree into the invisible barrier. Pugh is stealing the dragon slayer, but Dupree is quickly out of it, not the best ring position to be pulling that move off in I suppose. WOW! Spider jumps over a thrown Pugh and nails Tibby with a rana and then comes back to shove his knees in Pugh's face. What a sequence! I have never seen this commercial, I really wish I could still say that that was true :/. Notice everytime we come back from commercial Pugh is hitting a finisher. Now, some may call it selective editing, I say what's really happening is the OCW camera crew are trying to hold Pugh down, so all of his dominance is during the commercials and they just don't have a long enough commercial to keep it all off television. Tibby must hate that damn strong kick to the head by now. Great reversal by Pugh, he wants the Pughdigree on Spider. WOW! They have finally teamed up and are straight beating LOTUS ass! Fantastic ending guys, a fairly balanced match on all sides too.

 

I'm a little scared to click this finale. For good reason to. That was disgusting. We have pathetic Tag Team Champions and an maniacal boss who needs to be removed from duty. Pugh's probably not going to make it to Riot after that nasty chair shot, and Spider thinks he's the GM of RAW so I'd be surprised if he showed up to the right arena either. This Riot definitely shook things up, and with only one week left until Summercide, it may be too late to put everything back the way it was...

[Parker]

I believe KD was telling a joke. You just didn't get it Pearl. You've become Leon.

 

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[Pugh]

The commericials were there because the match went 23 minutes. I managed to trim it to 18, it just so happened that the "Exciting stuff" happened immediately after I hit ANOTHER finisher. Everyone know's a Pugh finisher excites the crowd.

[Tiberius Dupree]

I guess Phoenix couldn't even wait for our GM to get body snatched before breaking rules.

[Pugh]

I guess Phoenix couldn't even wait for our GM to get body snatched before breaking rules.

 

It's his Gimmick. "Rise from the Ashes". In this case, the ashes are an arse kicking from Pearl. Still - makes the FI much more interesting.

[Tiberius Dupree]

It's his Gimmick. "Rise from the Ashes". In this case, the ashes are an arse kicking from Pearl. Still - makes the FI much more interesting.

 

Explain to me why I saw a fan during the match with this sign....

 

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[Parker]

Explain to me why I saw a fan during the match with this sign....

 

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