Riot! 9/20

[Cody Storm]

Cody's Comments

 

Fists balled up? This sounds like a very angry version of meditation. I'm pretty sure the grand total of those you're failing is still just one Maypo. The word "brake" hurts my head :(.

 

Is the Tom Cruise joke a reference to Scientology? Cause if it's not, I have no idea what Poling was talking about here.

 

"Sexy sweets" What a phrase xD. This is much better than K.D.'s usual RP, nice job dude. Have we ever been told though what Arnaud's money is doing? Or does he just enjoy throwing in all the time that he has a lot of money?

 

The description said towards the ring Scaggs, he could be anywhere in the building so long as he is getting closer to the ring. Don't be a dick.

 

Always fun to see McGee wrestle, hopefully this will be a good match for both of these men. More Good Charlotte :D. This match has been very back and forth. How are they going to have named like Thomas in the game but not Cody, when there is a WWE wrestler with the name Cody? I actually called THQ about my name when it was banned a couple of years ago, and I feel like this is out of spite. Assholes. Maypo is really laying the boots to Sean in the corner over there. At a time when Sean is already holding his head in pain you have to think every reversal he manages to grab is a big one for him. And of course as soon as I finish that sentence he gets hit with a finisher, but manages a nice kickout. Good job Sean. Seanton! The cam ninja is really blending in well this match, at least I think. Sean kind of played possum on Maypo there, getting out of the ring and running back in in time to shoulder block him from the apron. Maypo gets right back on the advantage though and calims the victory off of his facebuster. Nice match guys, Sean hung in there for a lengthy amount of time considering how fast he became injured. Wow, injured he is.... the man is being carried out on a stretcher, that's not cool!

 

I have no idea what this youtube video was doing here. Whenever I see real footage like this I assume it's a GhettOCW video, but I don't think this one was.

 

Oh, ok. Leave it to Pugh to have the inside track on why he has a title shot. It's a good thing too, cause the logic was broken prior to reading this RP. There was a point earlier this year where I would have told you that the International Championship was like the Intercontinental in the 90's. The Workhouse belt (not that our World Champion doesn't put in a ton of work), that was practically a World title, I hope it makes that climb again, cause I think it has fallen a little bit. Very strong RP from the champs.

 

K.D. vs Hostile, I suppose it's time to see if Arnaud's pep talk worked out. Hostile's going to need to be pretty damn fast to take out K.D. he definitely can't match him in the strength catagory. But that enziuri is definitely a start in the right direction. K.D.'s making a strong comeback here, Hostile was kind of piecing him up in the beginning. That corner springboard hurricanrana is so fluid, it's one of the moves that makes me wish it made sense on Cody Storm xD. K.D.'s going to fly! Or, Hostile is going to dodge as K.D. comes clumsily down from the top turnbuckle, same thing. that's one way to stop Hostile's speed, repeteadly take his legs out from under him as he tries to kick you xD. K.D. IS CHEATING! WHAT A CHEATER! I guess we'll forgive him, the ref did.

 

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Scaggs and Poling have been entirely out of synch today. I don't really think "I'd be filled with 'Pure Hate' too if I had a woman's haircut" follows from "An impressive win there.. even if that move did look a little awkward."

 

Please GOD KILL ME! I'm surrounded by people who do not think that society can save itself. I don't care enough to break this code, I just don't want another "saviour"!

 

Tyro needs to clear his head somehow, his thinking is aactually giving me a headache.

 

I taped her up.... LOL!

 

This is always an interesting match up. On paper I think of it kind of like Kane fighting the Big Show. Kane is strong, one of the strongest in WWE, but he's just not as large as The Big Show. The same can be said for Tyro in comparison to Pato. Pato's just fucking huge! But Tyro is still strong enough I think to use that game against Pato, and he always has his brawling ways to bail him out of he gets into trouble. Just as Pato can always sit on his prey if they won't give in. Tyro gets himself a little riled up and pays for as he turns around right into the tomahawk chop to the skull from Pato. Pato doesn't like stomping on the ring enough, so he decides he needs to stomp on Tyro's face as well. I know Tyro has long ass legs, but I'm surprised he was able to get his foot up high enough from the grounded position to kick Pato in the face. The slingblade neckbreaker takes Pato down pretty nicely. Did he really just reverse ally-oop Pato? God Damn! xD It's amazing that someone as large as Pato can kick out of a move that drops all of his weight on his neck, he's a scary force for sure. Only to get beat by a backslide. Ain't that some shit xD.

 

Is Hostile simply talkikng to our audience? He's singularly insulting everyone? We should all beat the shit out of him!

 

I did not realize this was a title vs title match. For whatever reason I thought this was only for the International Championship. This means we HAVE to have a double champion, and this means that for sure the landscape of the war between OCW and LOTUS is about to change big time... We've seen these two fight so many different times recently, and I still don't know who is going to win. I'd venture to say that Pugh has gotten much better since fighting Dims on a regular basis. That sequence was pretty perfect. Pugh deflects the big boot and gets in Dims' face and Dims goes crazy and takes his head off with a clothesline. I'm going to big screen this match so that I don't know when it's about to end, so excuse the lack of writing for this match. The match was fantastic and back and forth right up to the ending. But really this only makes me question even more why Parker and Pugh are going to be facing the A-Team for the tag titles? I'm assuming there's a reason for it coming right? Four face wrestlers, one team not a real team, one half of that team already a double champion..... I'm missing the logic here. Congrats on your International Championship though Pugh, I'd say this proves how far you've come since earlier in the Summer.

 

Smartest thing you can do after taking Dimsmore's title from him, taunt him.... Good decisions. Between that chair shot a few weeks back from Spider and Dims' beating here, I'll be amazed if Pugh doesn't have alzheimers by age 40.

 

So let me get this straight: I kick his ass and he gets a bonus?! Where do I go to join this club?

 

"When OCW's invested future Parker Stevens appears in the open doorway with a bullish grin." Did Yoda narate this?

 

I suppose this main event is to show us all that even though there's a war going on, we are all still wrestlers and we will comppete no matter who else is in the ring. Or at least that's my logic for Parker facing Gibbs with a war going on. Dupree's too good to walk out at the same time with Parker, he needs his own entrance. I guess that's fair, he is the World Champion after all. Wait, he's in the ring? This is a singles match right? I mean I've heard of good seats, but god damn! Gibbs reverses the knees to the back and motions to shove Parker into the turnbuckle himself, but Parker just doesn't move. That's some god damn stable feet. The ref has been staring at Tibby for like 3/5 of this match so far, even when he's counting pin attempts xD. I hope Parker gets his ass kicked talking to the World Champion like that. There we go, fuck you Parker!