Riot 355

[Mr.Richard Blood]

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The "Prematch RP" Edition

 

 

[Tiberius Dupree]

First, but you already knew that

[Dimsmore]

The main event isn't there for download. Is it up to just watch??

 

The comp I'm currently using at work forces me to download and watch.

[Jacob Trance]

I'd review but I'm uber drunk.

[Jacob Trance]

I despise people using the word 'jobbers' in an RP. It's a fucking insider term, any wrestler worth their sault wouldn't fucking mention it in a promo.

 

YES IM REVIEWINF THIS DRUNK..

 

PEACEFULLNESS!

 

My attention span is fucked. I think KD attacked someone.

 

Tobin with a good RP.

 

TI think KD attacked someone else.

 

Jewberution is a mystery, he killed all our first borns, so you see.

 

NAH BAWG. SON OF FRAUD VS THE BEAST BAH GAWD. THE BEASTm THE BEAST THE BEAST.

 

Ahahaha, they didn't kick him out, this is interesting!

[Seth Irving]

I'd review but I'm uber drunk.

 

i have some people you need to talk to......

[K.Dangelo]

My thoughts ...............

 

First it is better to get matches done early ,especially against certain people .Get mad or take however you want .

 

Really liking Sid Harrison inside and out.

 

Best oMG rp to date .Pato is freaking great for the group .

 

Westerfield vs Knox was nice . The EX guys always put on awesome matches .

 

Somebody is messing with Tobin.

 

Trance got some I don't going on with him.

 

Sid vs Tobin was freaking awesome .One of the two matches of night contenders . A battle when it looked like one guy had the upper hand the other guy makes a comeback .Great match very good ending .

 

Sean always holding Cerberus together .

 

Dimmy talking trash ,damn shame what's gonna happen to him .

 

Tiberious is just such a tricksrer .That Roofus just gold .Think we are gonna go from the water to suplexing through tables.

 

Y'all better leave the A-Team alone . Code wants it all !

 

Dims vs Gibbs was the other half of MotN .Wow wow and wow again .It was a clean brawl if there such a thing .Next week's finals is gonna be another war .

 

I'm with Pugh ,Valmont who ?

 

Dupree vs Trance was ok .Thought it be more fast paced .Still decent with a very good ending .

 

Riot was really good .Awesome work Gerald with the rps .Matches were excellent and rps were on point .As always lets keep up the good momentum .

[Tobin Frost]

Love the idea of character progression from Mugen.

 

With Pato back maybe Malu needs to Samoan Slam someone.

 

Sid is growing on me. Just needs to find his path.

 

I'm loving the overall character depth we have even with the lack of people's. keep it going. I'm shooting you all in GTA next week.

[Aries]

I was hoping this would at least get to page two before I typed ANYTHING like a review, but with GTA V out now, I see that's probably impossible.

 

We start off the show with a...Sid Harrison RP? Sid, I love you buddy, but you should not be starting the show. I think we should always start the show off with someone who's in a main story line. Dupree, for example, would be the perfect person to have an RP that opens the show. Also, I have to agree with Trance. Using the word jobber is just silly. Maybe use failure, loser, curtain jerker...but not jobber. It's unfortunate that "KINDREAD" couldn't do the match, but hell...Tobin Frost going against Sid should be good!

 

And now we come to the almighty OMG promo. Why couldn't THIS start the show? Pre-recorded or not, this would have made the viewer wanting more from the show. Anytime Suda, Dupree, Dimsmore AND Pato are in the same promo, it's going to be good, and this proved no different. Doesn't matter if they're playing DDR, or getting a lap dance from a Thai ladyboy in Bangkok. OMG get the job done.

 

K.D....I love ya buddy, but you should write a bit more than that, or have Ari be your Paul Heyman. I want to see K.D. finally get over and win the big one, and I think having Ari simply speak for the original ABM would do wonders for you.

 

I don't know who Westerfield is, but I'm digging the attire. Is having no music done on purpose? I honestly know nothing about this character. Knox is seriously the most boring EX Division wrestler I have ever seen. I would rather watch Bedlam vs. Arnaud in a midget on a pole match. It's not that this match is boring, it's just that it's a match between two relatively unknown people. Don't get me wrong..this is a decent match, but holy fuck on a stick does Knox put me to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Weren't they just on the phone? Not sure if poor RP placement or poor communication skills.

 

Tobin Frizzost! An interesting RP from Senor Frostplex. Wonder who the notes from. There are only a handful of people in OCW with shoulder length black hair....CODY! You still look gay.

 

When did Trance get arrested? Why were drugs planted on him? What is going on? What did I miss in the span of a week? They're probably right. Trance probably smuggled in the drugs inside one of his stomach's crevices. Fat fuck. Be careful...I hear when you're in chains, the ghost of Dale Ernsmore returns to steal your gimmick, but you...you already knew that ;)

 

Here we go. What everyone is calling MOTN. I honestly could have told you that the moment the match was said to be taking place. Tobin and Sid are two amazing competitors and I love the characters. I still think Sid should have a mouthpiece, but that's just me. I wish it was a Hardcore Title match. I don't understand why this isn't a daily defense. Surely there are enough people in OCW for that to happen. If not, then we definitely need a feud. A GOOD feud. I think Sid could pull it off. Both of these men are hard hitting and great at countering. I personally think this could be a future main event caliber feud. The match just began, and already it's fantastic. Not sure how I feel about the Sheamus thing on Sid. I hate how poorly animated the move is lol. So far, this match is well paced, and well played. It's shocking to see Tobin damaged first, but Sid is a monster on the sticks. Not sure how I feel about the powerbomb that Sid has, though. The one with the bridging pin. I don't think it suits him. The Regalplex! Why does no one have that as a finisher?! It's such a nasty move! I was definitely not expecting the person who won to win this match, but damn it if it wasn't hard fought.

 

Another K.D/Ari RP. I personally enjoy Ari's writing.

 

Poor Cerberus. I can understand a restraining order on the A-Team. Speaking of, have we renamed the Tag Titles yet? Can we please get on that? If Cerberus don't beat the A-Team, then I really think we should just retire the belts. What's the point? They're never going to lose them! Also...Leon's a pussy! Motherfucker is going to quit again, isn't he? ISN'T HE? This restraining order is just a tip of the iceberg let'uce.

 

Dimsmore back in the running for the N.A. Title. When he was International champ, I loved his run. Trance may be my peoples, but Dimsmore is a giant threat. Gibbs as well. It's hard to choose which you want to win! Both men are just so damn good at what they do! I gotta go with Gibbs though, to be honest. I mean, after they retire the tag titles, he's going to need something. Right? RIGHT?

 

WHAT A DICK! DUPREE, YOU DICK! I WAS EXPECTING SUCH A GREAT MYSTERY, AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT! YOU BLONDE HAIRED CUNT! I hope Tobin wraps his BBC around that scrawny white people throat of yours! Regardless of this dastardly deed, a very good RP and read. I love the story line between Tobin and Dupree, and I knew that the writing would be fanfuckingtastic. The ending was loltastic. Fucking Roofus.

 

I like KD's new theme song. I really do, and I hope he doesn't switch it for the millionth time. KEEP FABOLOUS, MOTHERFUCKER. Cody...you look like a little Jewish leprechaun. Cut your fucking hair, you mutt. Not sure I understand Cody's new theme, but I can dig the fact that it isn't generic rock. And HOW FUCKING DARE YOU USE SOMETHING WITH FREDDIE MERCURY! YOU ASSHOLE! Like Tobin and Sid, this is a hard hitting match. Two powerhouses going at it. At least I think Cody's a powerhouse...he's fucking built like one! It's not secret that Cody is actually good at the game. I just wish he would have stuck around when he had all that momentum. Instead, he fucks off on a Jewish vacation. I like the Last Ride on KD. I really do, though...another black man with a powerbomb. How many is that now? 4? 5? You had RD. You got Gibbs (I think), Tobin, and now KD. I'm sure there's one more I'm forgetting. It's a shame we didn't get to see a finish to this match. I was looking forward to see who the better man was. Fucking Cody.

 

Tobin's RP's are class. I love how he pumps himself up. He is the definition of a face. If Tobin ever turns heel, I will be a sad panda.

 

I have no idea what's happening, but I seen blood and Jacob Trance and I suddenly hope he loses the N.A. Title. Go Mugen! Yellow power!

 

Why is Roofus helping Trance? I guess fat people have to stick together in this cold, dark world! Seriously...why is such a loving guy helping that fat cunt? Let him rot!

 

Was this video meant to be an A-Team video? I was confused by the lack of white people things in this video. Giant chains...myspace. Yes, it's definitely the A-Team. I'm seriously not sure what's happening. It might very well be because I'm white.

 

Leon...the faction killer. Seriously, every faction you're in dies or seemingly dies prematurely. STOP KILLING THE GOOD FACTIONS. I wanted to see Cerberus get a really good feud in, but Leon keeps quitting! You tell him, Cody! Tell that quitting cunt that he's a liability! If you and McGee don't win the tag titles, you know to just get rid of Leon. The motherfucker is bad luck. From I-Gen to his rip off of 'La Familia'. This motherfucker oozes failure!

 

This SHOULD be a close second to MOTN. I mean, it's Dimsmore and Gibbs. Gibbs kind of looks like the love child of Tyro Kraven and RD Money. It's frightening. I got my money on Gibbs for this one, but only because he's a damn monster. If I were to ever get aggravated playing someone in OCW, it would be Gibbs. I swear I can never hit anything on him. Must be all those years of pent up racial aggression. I WASN'T ALIVE, GIBBS! STOP TAKING YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME! This match is a bit long, but good nonetheless. Most matches on this Riot have been between hard hitting competitors, and this one is no different. Unfortunately, I was not expecting the outcome, so good job to the winner. I hope the person who won the tourney match earlier tonight takes the number one contendership home, though. He deserves it.

 

I wish commentary was better.

 

'Let's go get some chicken'? Are you serious? Are you Chris Ryder in disguise?

 

Jacob Trance taking on Dupree is bound to be a good match no matter how you look at it. My prediction is that Trance misses a diving crossbody (as usual). Not sure why Trance is using this theme. It doesn't really seem like something a face would use. I hate that Dupree's music has grown on me. I hate it, and I hate you, you sissified tranny. OH LOOK AT THAT! HE MISSED A DIVING CROSSBODY! FUCKING CALLED IT! This is going to be a spot every match, isn't it? Like when Ric Flair tries to go up top, he gets tossed off. This was another well contested match, and the reversal chain at the end was pretty good. Not sure how I feel about the Codebreaker on Trance though. I wasn't expecting the outcome, but damn. This week Riot has been filled to the cusp with great matches and hard hitting action.

 

Look forward to next week!

[Jacob Trance]

Arrive. Miss Crossbody. Leave.