Pugh Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Id like to apologise in advance for the beating I give dimsy whimsy No.
King Tyga Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 NOTE: The following content may contain spoilers. Viewer discretion is advised. OCW stealing a page out of Disney's book. Aaand then it ends. This dude's name is Hannibal, he's a winner in my book. THE CHAMP IS HERE! 'Kid Ego' is another winning name. I'd almost call Mugen an ass, but I mean, it is purple cowboy boots. Sometimes you just have to let certain things go Hannibal. Wow, Mugen spazzing out over here. Nanothumbs and Neck Beard. Whoever comes up with these names needs to hook me up. KO Kid just doesn't ring like Kid Ego (a name which I will steal for some random CAW I'ma make later). OCW meets Breaking Bad. " Hannibal quickly hurries out of the room as Pugh lifts Mugen up on his shoulder. Pugh scurries over to a massive window and jumps through it, showering he and Mugen in the finest glass." I want to do this someday. That last sentence of the opening is just amazing. That's going in my signature. -------------------- If by the end of the show I haven't figured out the interviewers and their mannerisms, I hope someone wouldn't mind PM'ing me or something about that. -------------------- We are past the opening commentary and there is a brawl between the Div. . .the Bombshells (yet another name I like). Leads perfectly into -------------------- MATCH #1 - Mm. I like thick girls and all, but when they look like they could knock me out, I'll pass. I like the looks of both girls though. I don't know if I got a bad angle of it or what, but I think the back of Anna's shirt reads 'Mosty'. Dat headbutt doe. Dem headbutts doe. USE DAT ASS. That was a beautiful rebound Spear. I'm really liking this match. OH SHIT! HER HEAD HIT THE RING POST! And now my computer is being shit and lagging. Dat ass doe. Walked right into that signature. The champion was getting run over here but is now making a nice comeback. And that's game. My computer lagged so I completely missed the ending but from what I saw of the match I loved it. Better than a Diva's match. -------------------- So Luke is RK and Austin is Marvelous? He's going to teach him how to be a star! AUSTIN4CHAMP! Yeah, NO SPOON. Power Nation? That name creator putting in work again. This concludes my review of Page 1. This will be editted and updated with my review of Page 2 shortly! 'Mustard King of Betterness'. Hannibal, F.A.C.E., I like this play-on for A-Team. I feel like some epic business deal that is going to end with a shoot-out is about to happen. I like it. Damn. YOU GOT ROBBED. -------------------- I don't know what happened, or why, but I liked it. -------------------- MATCH #2 - Power Nation vs Reckless Kid. Eh, still not better than Kid Ego. Fixed my computer's lagging and now we are under way! Power Nation has a simple but nice attire. I feel it needs a little something like a towel to add to his entrance though. Random fast and slow motion. Time for a rest hold. Ate the dirt with that failed dive. HE'S LEAVING THE ARENA! HE'S HAD ENOUGH! That leap doe. How that wasn't rope break is beyond me. Seemed like a solid match but I couldn't get into it. Nice work from both guys though. -------------------- MAH BAWD ITS D'ANGELO DI. . .Oh, that's just K.D. I think Frost might just die tonight. -------------------- MATCH #3 - I like that boot/tight design combo on Minio. Brian Pillman? I KNEW YOU WEREN'T DEAD! Red isn't your color though. I like Bedlam, he's like the psychopath that resides deep within us. I do love that apple on his shirt though. Bedlam going straight for those weapons. ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE TABLE! Should have pinned off that. Bedlam showing you how to really use the title. NECKBREAKER ON THE BELT! I think that unknown guy should be dead now. Rest hold. I hate Triple Threats because I always feel so awkward just standing there waiting for a moment when I can get in the action. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT RINGSIDE?! HOLY SHIT! SUDA SCREWED SUDA! -------------------- Oh my god. No. I aready hate this chick. Someone get her off my screen. I can't take this. HELP! SOS! SAVE ME! I hope Annyana ends her career so I don't have to hear the imaginary screeching in my head anymore. -------------------- Cherese is having a good time and Cody just doesn't care. Oh snap. I don't know who you are, or what you want, but you messed with the wrong family. 'I AM A RELIGION!' has to be line of the night. I don't know what's going to happen here, but I have a solid feeling that things are going to become disasterous. This concludes the Page 2 write-up and soon I'll be back with Page 3. Hopefully my computer won't lag and I have to restart it. What an interesting cut from the ending of a match, to the back, back to the ending of the match. Suda pulling out a Punk. Oh snap! I like the sound of this! Matsuda vs Minio for all the titles! -------------------- All this stalling makes me feel like Dimsmore's house is much 'happier' than it should be. -------------------- YES! MARVELOUS IS ON CAMERA AGAIN! Oh, dat shirt doe. That's bad for business. Austin, I don't know what you're doing, but backing away from the woman is Step 1 to not getting your ass kicked. -------------------- MATCH #4 - Thank god Ric Flair could make it ton. . .oh. Since when did Batista start wearing a singlet? I like the chemistry between Cody and Cherese in their entrance. A fun little squash match but Cody was a reversing machine. It happens though. Can't win them all. At least you showed up! -------------------- That is one hell of an order. I'm gonna go head to Starbucks now to see if I can actually order either of those. Lacy Love should be best friends with that Brandi chick from earlier. With that, my review of Page 3 is over and we had to Page 4 shortly! MINIO! That was a beautiful promo. I love Minio now. I'd say more about it, but it was just too good for me to ruin with my thoughts. -------------------- BRIAN PILLMAN IS IN OCW! AND HE IS A PART OF C4! -------------------- MATCH 5 - I like that attire and this theme. I can't tell if Tobin's theme fits him or not. It feels like it does, but at the same time it feels a bit off. K.D. looks like a tank. I think the smartest action would be to just walk away. LET'S GO TOBIN! That wasn't a Suplex Tobin. Slacking. Tobin just killed them both with that dive. You missed the steps Tobin. The game just won't give you a break with those stairs. I feel if we had the ability to fight in the crowd, this is exactly where that match would be at. K.D. ELBOW! No sold the Frost Bomb. K.D. ELBOW! Good match. Tobin brought his all but K.D.'s all was more. ------------------- Holy. Shit. He's coming Pugh, Dimsmore has dug your grave and he's cashing in! We are done with Page 4 and will be hitting the finale in due time! Damn Tobin, you just got played. -------------------- And people told me I needed to lose my bangs to make it anywhere. What a harsh crowd. Um, Leonheart, I don't think that was PG. Someone's coming for you Leonheart, you should leave instead of pacing about. Heh, the camera fades from the ring to the next segment . . . in the ring. --------------------- Match 7 - And we are at the main event! A tag main event nonetheless. I only know these people by their promos and have yet to see them in the ring so let's hope this is good. This video package for A-Team is beautiful. Those attires. Who cloned Prince Devitt? I love those attires. I don't know who to root for. A-Team got the video package but C4 came with the gear. Really good match between those four men. Lots of nice spots but in the end, the team with a video package was destined to win. No amount of purple cowboy boots can top that. And we are done with the review! 11 Gamertag: TwystedPhoenix
Pugh Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 How dare you. The Power name has a lineage like no other. Only the greatest African wrestlers carry the Power moniker, and only two have ever appeared in OCW. A truly world class name to carry 2 No.
Cody Storm Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 A-Team/C4 RP: If there's one person that I actually remember where they're from in the OCW Universe it's Omar Gibbs and his Atlanta home. How nice of you to give Jay a cameo, I like the leafblower...... Um, yeah I'm going to assume C4 isn't trying to buy the main event. Because it was explained to me that they wouldn't throw a match for the belts. Nice henchmen names. This has the makings of a SUPER cheesy action movie xD. Anna Mosity RP: I really don't want another Pine to exist, let alone by in OCW :(. Mosity (yeah, looks stupid without the first name, I know) vs Pine: At least Pine isn't as ugly as her brothers, but she's not far from it. Oh God yes, the tacky barbed wire tattoo! She looks like a tomboy that should be working in a car shop set beside a greasy truck stop on 66. Everything I said about Mugen's last soundtrack is taken right back because Spacejam!!! Damn, Anna's already hurt enough to use the comeback, that's nuts. I always forget how quickly damage comes in this years game. Pine has some of the worst animated elbow drops of all time. Not the best looking powerbomb, but it definitely got the job done. Anna pulled off a better comeback than I expected given how the first half of the match went. Austin Lee/RK RP: Starting out RP's with a lie. Fact: Lee only loves himself! I guess someone's sending RK mixed signals, because I imagine that line had some basis in OOC. So nice of Lee to give private lessons xD. How many times do you want to talk about his balls Luke? Good idea not to buy the textbook, those things are always expensive. Tiberius/A-Team RP: Just take the case, you'll get more use out of it, he doesn't need it to get a shot. This is the most A-Team content we've had in a long time. What?! The A-Team is turning down money simply to successfully defend their titles? I hope this doesn't mean they're throwing the match. Or wait, maybe Dupree literally meant deny, as in don't do the match in general. Then it makes more sense to me, so I suppose it's that one. Ok, after reading the second Dupree RP I think I get it now. The A-Team wants to kill them for what happened at the top of the show. I guess I figured whatever contract Pugh and Mugen had signed was still binding and that they were in cahoots with them, not trying to kill them. Bedlam RP: "What he sees is unexpected. But at the same time, unexpected." Great typo xD. Not only will they make it, these people are set to win gold! Powernation vs RK: YES the theme is back! You still need to find a cut that gets the chorus though, but I also like the intro. Such a conundrum. Powernation looks like a minature Bobby Lashley to me, probably because when he very first came out on the ramp I thought he was about to do Lashley's entrance. Luke if you reverse someone's move you can take advantage of it after. You hit the reverse lou thez and then backed away from him, you don't have to just so you know. I think hitting sigs in chain grapples is a no-no. Or maybe that's from my other fed days, I don't remember anymore. I think it's kind of funny that you have a cutter for a sig and your partner has the RKO for a finisher xD. also gotta take that Angle Slam off your moveset because it's Tobin's/Nate's. Man, he really wanted to kick Power's head off. RK gets hung up on the middle rope with that flapjack and just rolls out of the ring like it was nothing. Ref, his foot looks like it's on the ropes there sir. We need better ref training. Decent match, I don't really like RK's finisher though. I think it looks like a girl's move. But that's just personal opinion. KD RP: Bro black? If you're going to start calling brother as a title with this religious thing. You HAVE to spell it out, Bro Black sounds awful. The crowd loves Tobin, they wouldn't yell Preach xD. Not a terrible way to try and get a shot, by destroying the #1 contender and taking his place. Hardcore title match: Bobby's theme is starting to grow on me some even though I'm not a very big Rage fan. He has the same title entrance as Anna Mosity xD. The random person was Lucky? I have to be honest, I was kind of hoping for something a little more exciting. Also he probably should have come out last. I hate you and this shirt so much Suda xD. I looked up from my computer for a second, looked back down and Lucky has got his legs wrapped around Bobby's head xD. Some old OCW fans in this crowd, we're not selling that version of the OCW title anymore. I was so hoping for the double suplex through the announce table, so hard to actually hit. That hurricanrana into the chair was nasty! Bedlam's signature makes any match 30 seconds longer xD. Lucky just got killed with that crazy high full nelson into Bobby's vault press. For real? Two DDT's into the ladder, We're going to have a new hardcore champ because Bobby's not getting up from that. What the fuck?! Is Suda protecting bobby as champion so he gets a title shot? That's exactly what he's doing, that's genius. Brandi Hostyle: I thought this was a joke............ It's become the second nightmare creation of Dr. Frankenstein. "Lindsay: Against the round, brown, backside of the law: Annyana Boo'Tay!" This could have been the only line of the RP and it would have been acceptable xD. Matsuda RP: I feel like too much was placed between the match and this RP for this to be realistic at all that they're still standing in the ring xD. How can you even tell Lucky's rambling? I can't understand a damn thing the man says. I really liked this RP Suda. Dimsmore's 'In Your Crib' (see, I got the name right and everything this time): Lacy's more high energy on her days off? Didn't think it was possible. Pt. 2: Who is narrating this shit xD? I can't even read that Lacy, I can't. I'd hand you a black coffee and expect a damn good tip just for enduring your dribble. Dimsmore can't be that bad off or I imagine Lacy wouldn't be at a spa, or at least I hope she wouldn't be. Bobby RP: At first I was thinking Bobby's way overselling this, then I remembered the match he actually went through before the attack. Particularly those two DDT's. This man shouldn't even be moving. He should be on a stretcher with a neckbrace on. I can't tell right now if Minio is saying that Suda is trying to pass the belt on so that he can leap up to the main event, or if he's saying Suda's scared of being replaced. Dupree RP: I can't believe Osiris is doing this xD. Did they just walk in on sex or did they walk in on the A-Team destroying C4 or? KD vs Tobin Frost: Thought K.D. changed his theme again because I didn't recognize the intro and I was about to scream. Tobin's theme is so close to being in synch with the pyro that it kills me that it's not. I'm expecting this to contend with for match of the night because I know K.D. just likes to beat ass and Tobin is not a fan of losing either. Maybe it's just a personal thing, but I don't like when people do the DR check on the ground and then do the wake up call immediately after, just seems a little cheesy to me and that's coming from someone who plays to kill. This was a solid match though, hence I didn't write a whole lot because I was watching it in fullscreen mode. The same thing will probably happen with the ME. In your crib pt. 3: Pugh beat the sense of style out of Dimsmore! Tells me he's not actually burying this man in his backyard. YES! Definitely my favorite RP of the night, and there were some great ones. Tobin/Trance RP: Tobin you fought this man in a steel cage and used the cage as a weapon, it's not that different. Just do it! Vacant NA title anyone? Because this man's a gonner. What? You threw a match in here. Now tobin is kind of an asshole. To beat the man for pride is one thing, but you cheated in a match. Tsk...Tsk... Leonheart RP: Damn, that's harsh. Weren't Leon and Alex together for years? But you didn't get married, why did she get half of everything? Ouch, Buffness is getting thrown under the bus here. There is crying in wrestling, it comes everytime I have to watch someone else get a title shot before me. This video is severly disturbing. Does this mean Our Hero's coming back or? Maybe I just don't totally get whatever Leon seems to understand. Tag Title Match: I thought for a second we were getting no tag entrance for the A-Team. Now I see we're getting a really cool one. I really like the attires they look amazing. But I still think it's kind of a weird entrance for the two of you just because you aren't imposing at all. Mugen has the worst finisher of all time, it doesn't actually put anyone down for the count EVER. And Pugh's break up strategy was smart, he just has too long a diving move. After watching the match I like the attires less than I did at the beginning. Still great looking, just Pugh pulled a Topher Grace. Venom's huge! Venom's like Brock Lesnar size. Carnage you can get away with because he's not that big a guy (symbiote), but Venom's a deal breaker for a spidey fan. Good match though. 9
Pugh Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 So... We done discussing? I'll go in. I ain't know what main event you hoes watched but Mugen FUCKED SHIT UP. I managed to botch the breakup (due to some epic work on the part 2K's button mapping sensitivity), otherwise we had that match courtesy of his china ass. Booby continues to impress, the same people continue to flake and I still scratch my head every time I have to format an Austin Lee promo. MORE ON THE DESK 1 No.
Tiberius Dupree Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Main event time, love the A-Team video at the start. What the hell is the OCW champion wearing, what are you doing? This is worse than when I came out to a trucker hat. You’re supposed to be our champion, you’re not venom you’re a champion. Seriously A-Team, Dupree is right, why did you agree to this? This has taken away from what could be a great match. A-Team dominates as always, just like the son of god, Cody Storm. They kick ass. The last song to this match, WHY??? My ears, why? The most over played song everywhere and ah I just hate it lol. Volume down and the A-Team pick up the win. I was hoping to see Dupree and Dimsmore get some revenge at the end but it didn’t happen. Dupree they were beat by the A-Team, this was your chance? Hopefully you get even next week. Dominate? We got hit with 2 fins before we got one off, we were seconds from being swept. Love wat the rooks are doing, cool seeing them come into their own. 1 "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
Pugh Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Dominate? We got hit with 2 fins before we got one off, we were seconds from being swept. Love wat the rooks are doing, cool seeing them come into their own. It's tough to keep your eyes on a match with Gibbs' balls in the way No.
Tiberius Dupree Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 It's tough to keep your eyes on a match with Gibbs' balls in the way Are you sure he wasnt still swinging from Cody's. He did get a little upset that he found out he had a wife. "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
Pugh Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 Are you sure he wasnt still swinging from Cody's. He did get a little upset that he found out he had a wife. Cody Storm: No Leon, I'm sorry you thought we were more - I said road wife as a joke... Leonheart: How can you end it like this Cody? After all we had? I LOVED YOU!! *sniff* Leonheart bursts into tears as the OCW locker room looks on. The camera swings to the side to one Parker Stevens who is visiting friends. Parker shakes his head, disgusted at what OCW has become and immediately takes his leave. The scene fades with Leon on his knees, grasping at Cody's singlet, desperately trying to expose the dirty dreidel. 3 No.
Tiberius Dupree Posted February 14, 2014 Posted February 14, 2014 At first I didn't care much for Tobin Trance 3, but after Tobin's actions this week, I can say I'm intrigued to see how he performs in new HAM mode. The Minio Suda feud is HOT right now, that's probably because we've been waiting for Suda to go over just to give it that proper touch. I'm also digging with RK and Lee got going on, the classroom scene was the bees knees. I really hope they didn't gas Our Hero, Leon has worn out his welcome. Maybe McGee was the smart one, the rest of us still work for this certified shiterus. 2 "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
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