Riot 369

[Tiberius Dupree]

I think what you meant to say was you rarely see mainstream women wrestlers that are high-flyers, but that's because they hire models not wrestlers.

 

 

 

Read that one again xD

 

Well we couldn't possibly 'hold up' a 400 pound man beast now could we?

 

Don't you got some more drinks to Slam?!

[Cody Storm]

Leon RP: The acting CEO, I know that's actually something people say, but to me it always sounds like they're playing a role. He doesn't actually have any power, he's just playing make believe. Why would you hire a fat security team? How do you expect them to keep up with threats when it involves physical exertion? Worst CEO ever! Why are you all chanting for that asshole?! As soon as I see him back in an OCW arena I'm going to hand him a pinkslip of his own. "I will remove your life essence" ERMAGERHD! How are you going to cut the mic of the crowd? Just cut all of the audio completely? I feel like this video is a shot at OCW as a whole, not just Leon. I kind of want to see this movie now, it looks like a good action flick to just pay semi-attention to and go "holy shit!" the whole time. Lord Shark has taken this time off to evolve into a hammerhead, *bdumpsh*.

 

OMG RP: The entire show is shown on time-delay, it's all prerecorded!!! *dun-dun-dun* Dupree has just become the man always being taped saying lewd things in the past xD. Oh..... So that's how this bombshell initative is supposed to work....

 

Kai vs Morgan: Kai's name instantly makes me think DBZ. And I'm going to assume she's the one wearing all white, just because the name suggests white, so I'm going to refer to the one in white as Kai and the one who looks like she's wearing chain mail leggings as Morgan and I'm sorry if I'm incorrect. What a dropkick to the outside! I always forget how much I dislike the majority of System of a Down. Camera man got a nice upskirt shot on that armbar xD. It doesn't matter who that legdrop is on, it looks goofy as shit. I love the Blackout. Oh good, the names were logical.

 

Austin Lee's Crib: Austin almost ran over his interviewer :/. Obviously he didn't get slammed around enough last week, thought I pummeled Cherese's name right out of his vocabulary. If I were Trisha I'd just leave now xD. Good RP.

 

Brandi Hostile: As stupid as Brandi is, this RP just taught me a new word: perspicuous. Scream-core-techno-funk the music of Valhalla! She has her kids this weeke, isn't that like..... what?! I feel like that's something that should have been taken care of FAR in advance for someone who's job is touring the world. Murdock is the father?! YUCK! These kids must be the ugliest neanderthals of all time! Did Lindsey just throw Brandi out of the locker room? xD

 

Eerie is a nasty bitch.

 

RK vs "Eternal" Matsuda: Nice name. Time for a new ring announcer, he just said Suda was our World Heavyweight Champion. Does he looks like a heavyweight in any time or place ever?! I feel like this should be really interesting because Luke plays pretty aggressive and we all know Suda plays damn aggressive. I want to see how Luke handles that. Who's this random mo..... oh that's Bobby ok. I thought it was a third party recorder for a second, but I get it now. Luke needs to learn not to taunt Suda xD. Suda completely cleared Luke with that over castle. Luke just tried to kill Bobby! Pull the ropes down bobby! PULL oh.... yeah! I didn't like the beatdown's choreography very much. Pato can't run that fast xD

 

In your Crib Pt. 2: The Marvelous Understudy? Does he take your place in case of injury or illness? That'd be an interesting career, to be someone's life understudy. That's got to be one of those things that could cause multiple personality disorder, or at least some kind of identity complex. This guy needs to be put in a cage match with The A-Team and K.D. and just let them wail on him. So much disrespect xD.

 

RR RP: You shouldn't be that angry Bobby, you did get to kick Suda's ass. If anything Luke should be angry you cost him the match. To be fair though Luke, you were about to get stabbed in the chest with Suda's shining elbow of terror. "the OCW has set such a precedent for handing you Ambition boys everything you want." the irony while he's saying that holding the hardcore title xD. I'll give Bobby that, this is much better than Suda v Jookie XX (the Jookie gets gifted a title series). Prison break is a reality for Suda, he broke out and left JCS sitting there with his thumb up his ass (until now apparently) xD. Definitely a good RP, though I'm hardpressed to believe he can walk the walk after his last outing with Suda.

 

Storm vs Sherwood: Looks like my match has been replaced, oh man :(. Ok then

Pine vs Mosity: The playing of space jam reminded me that this has actually already happened...... so, not only were we replaced, we were replaced by a repeat segment. Cody Storm must draw TERRIBLE numbers for OCW xD.

 

Mugen RP: Maybe half of this show actually takes place during Riot itself. Oh my good Lord xD. Please start that fashion line Tibby. I hope these are saftey scissors.

 

Anna Mostiy RP: Who in their right mind names a bar that? Now that's inspiration!

 

Cut-Throat RP: Interesting. No, don't touch the homeless man little boy, you may end up with a vinereal disease! Ugh! This character is creepy as fuck, should be a fun one to keep tabs on.

 

Mugen/Molly vs Dupree/Osiris: The electric kitty? What a name. The Betterness, I'm sure Madeline loves that name. Wow, the guys are scared to go at each other to start off. Osiris just made Molly eat the outside. First move in and Mugen's got a sig, LoL. Dupree's chop beat Mugen's wheel kick: hands of steel. What the hell is Molly doing? Mugen's really made that suicide dive a staple of his moveset, he seems to hit it at least once a match and never hesitates to try. That DDT defied the laws of physics.

 

Leon/KD RP: Fuck you Jeffery! Of all of the excuses you could come up with, you really went with enlisting K.D. to help you with technology? You would have been better off saying your dog ate the control board. HOW?! How has your incompetance allowed you to survive in this company for 12 years Jeffery?! Now Leon, you can't fire everyone, the show still needs to be run tonight. Ouch, Leon's really taking jabs at K.D. here. You can trust Leon as long as you keep enough distance between the two of you so that you can't be LKO'ed.

 

We have three bombshell matches on this show? Alright.

Hostyle vs Sunshine vs Blackfoot: Someone beat the shit out of Sunshine! Hostyle's theme song scares me. We had to take a break after that awful theme song. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! We must be viewing this episode of Riot through a terrible stream site or something. I hate to be an asshole, but I'm getting super sleepy and this is the third bombshell match, so I'mma go ahead and skip this one. Here's hoping Sunshine loses.

 

KD RP: A win here and he's looking much better than NA contendership status that's for sure.

 

In your Crib Pt. 3: I fucking hate this man xD. If someone actually talked like this I'd have to walk away from them. I hope Trisha wins that contract negotiation for her own sake!

 

Tobin RP: For real, the NA title is worth just a simple fold out table? Ain't that some shit. They say never second guess your instincts Tobin, but in this case I think you should. Yeah, fuck Trance he deserved the chair shot! I feel like Tobin's about to start channeling his inner K.D. by avenging people's sins xD. We've already tried Hell on Earth for Trance, he came back from it. Better luck to you with it I suppose.

 

KD vs Pugh: The ME gets jobber entrances xD. God damn do we get injured so fast in this game. K.D. is just going to town with those punches, but Pugh's undoubtedly controlling this match. Break Stuff is such a good teen angst song. Pugh just beat K.D. in a test of strength, never thought I'd see the day. K.D's trying to pull a Suda! Man, K.D. had a hell of an off game here. Not trying to take anything away from Pugh, he looked like a World Champ here, but that was not the K.D. we all know.

 

Pugh RP: Hey, I'd want to be announced as The Champion as well. Can't begrudge him that. Spooky shit's going down man. If you don't put Dims' theme on while reading this you're doing it wrong. I'm surprised Pugh didn't put the boots to Dimsmore as he rolled into the ring. Ough has a death wish. See, more people in situations like this need to pay attention to the Tron, it pays off to be aware of your surroundings. Ouch. Oh damn, I guess he's less recovered than I would have expected, he overexerted himself. We may not even have a Clash ME, but we had a great ending to Riot.

[Dimsmore]

What happened to the Cody/Sherwood match??

[Cody Storm]

Riot couldn't handle the slamtastic power of our movesets.

[Tyro Kraven]

Is it bad that some of the rooks have better caws than the vets?

 

Then again I do remember how it felt to slave it on Ambition while Djack was Ex Champ

 

That guy did everything in his power to purposly piss people off. His matches were horrible, his caw was horrible. Many have offered to make him a better caw,me included. Then he took it and changed it compleetly. Djack is pretty much the only person in OCW history i truely hated..

[Pugh]

The worst riot in living memory. You're all terrible.

[Parker]

EVERY time I see Dupree's character change direction, I like it even more.

 

Wrestlution 30

 

Dupree vs Parker 56 times in a lifetime!....book it!

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[Leon Valentine]

Just going to keep it short for this week with the PPV coming up. I watched a part of Riot last night and just finished the rest now.

 

Anyway I’ll get right to it.

 

Awards (As always these are my own personal awards.)

 

Match of the Night – The main event for me defiantly. No matter what you throw at the champion Paul Pugh, he just seems to conquer. KD was on a role in recent weeks and honestly thought he might be able to upset the champion. It really looked like Pugh had control of the match though and a solid showing right before the PPV. I really hope Dimsmore is on his game for his match at the PPV or it’s just going to be another easy defence for the Pugh. Only nit pick is intros, especially because it’s the main event. Other than that great match.

 

RP of the night – Dupree is getting it this week, his role plays are hilarious. I really liked Tobins too but Dupree gets it this week for making me laugh…

 

“Dupree: Now try to move your legs, so I can do this....

 

Madeline screeches.

 

Madeline: Oww that hurts! Did you need to put your hand in there?”

 

LMAO!!!

 

Spot of the night – Matsuda getting dropped kicked through the table by the one man revolution, Bobby Minio. Looking forward to this match at the clash between you both, great build up and love OMG coming in at the end and seeing Pato run. Ahahahahaha!

 

Shocker award – Cut-Throat, that RP was quite disturbing. I wonder where this is heading.

 

“New” Best Intro – Pure Betterness, the theme you and Suda use is amazing. It fits your characters so well and good to see OMG is still here. I think they all have finally found a place and the RP’s are top notch. Anyway best intro because it’s awesomeand there needs to be an award for best intro to see if someone can take it from you.

 

Who stole the show – I see the bombshells are really trying to take over but I think everyone put in a decent amount of work this week with the Clash on the way.

 

All in all I really enjoyed Riot this week. I really hope Dimsmore is on his game cause watching Pugh fight KD he is going to need it. I saw Mugens win but come on; one on one Mugen can’t beat Pure Betterness. I guess the clash will really confirm if I am right. Lacy Loves character needs a promotion. I hope the clash is the turn around for Tobin Frost. I am looking forward to see if Bobby Minio can stop Matsuda. What does Cody Storm have in store for us at the Clash? Great job again guys and look forward to the clash and to see the outcomes.