The Clash 2014

[Cody Storm]

Just finished the show so I'm just waiting for page 2 now.

[Tobin Frost]

Funny because you pushed it there. I'm watching as I watch chamber.

[Cody Storm]

The only Viscera I saw was his "Love Machine gimmick" wish I had gotten to see the ministry cause I'm sure that was the better portion of his work.

 

Leon RP: People REALLY love copying Jay's entrance to try and get under the fan's skins. That limo just teleported. They're not giving up as much as they're conceding defeat so that the PPV can go on. I want to see JCS return with his sensational security force and take on Leon and his force in a royal rumble esque match.

 

???: It looks like the Tiger people have finally found each other. Good for them.

 

Anna Mosity RP: He'll be lucky if it's only a near fall. No passes allowed Lucky!

 

King Tyga RP: Uh-oh, I don't think Tigerman is going to like another wrestler of questionably feline origins encroaching on his territory. "He doesn't share his pride land" I like that line.

 

Elimination Triple Threat: Oh no..... he's using Eye of the Tiger, I think it's too cliche personally. Although I will say I like how it's an instrumental version, which is something you see in wrestling where they take a classic and ringtone it up to use it for their wrestlers. I really love KD's theme, but I'm not so sure it fits a preacher gimmick, I'd still probably stick with it though. The best part of Lucky is his theme! Lucky's looking to speed up the match right from the get-go. I'm not totally sure what weight class Tyge is supposed to fit in, I'm guessing Ex, but I could be wrong. Hopefully his moveset will illuminate that. That jumping DDT probably hurts KD more than most just because of how far his head has to fall. The blackout is one of the best editions to the movesets this year, and for that reason I hate it as a sig. I feel like KD should be having more of a field day with these two lightweights in here. He's actually the first out, yikes.

 

Mugen RP: He spent a lot of money on this joke. He's probably going to have to pay off the FCC to show Dupree in a dress.

 

I keep time like a boss.

 

OMG RP: Why are all of the Bombshells in the OMG lockerroom....? Ah, Rothschild's starting pimping them out; spectacular. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh now I get it, they're whores of fashion, gotcha! Pato must wear some really pretty pants, because I would think the girly girl Jessica Jessi would know a dress from a pair of pants. Lucky's getting more facetime on this show than he's had the entireity of his career thus far. My guess is it's a competition between Suda and Kent to see who could use him more.

 

Molly vs Anna Mosity: I feel like Pine should be the one getting the shot here, as much as it pains me to say it. YES!!!! The Goldberg Entrance! Did Molly just got caught with a running grapple reversal after the running move was reversed with a dodge reversal? Spinebusters everywhere! That spear as Molly got into the ring was pretty sweet. Molly's been reversing alright, but the offense has been pretty much all Anna in this one thus far. These two need to stop trying these outside dives, they can't seem to hit them at all. Of course Molly hits one as I put the period on that sentence :/. Wow Molly's making a comeback here late in the match. Molly's learning from her BF obviously with that DQ finish.

 

Trance RP: That's wonderful, you won the moral game, or rather you just proved that Tobin didn't win the moral game, but you should be terrified of what this side game may have done to your chances of retaining.

 

Molly RP: What? Molly causes herself to lose and then yells at Anna for winning? And what does being sober have to do with it? Or was that a shot at Mosity's drinking habits?

 

The Dress Match: I think they should have fought in dresses instead, with all the weird submission moves Dupree does that dress wouldn't have made it out in one piece though. Mugen does a wheel kick and Dupree falls forward, oh physics. The reversal into the Yes lock was pretty nice. Mugen goes stomach first onto the unfolded chair! Mugen must have ankles of steel to miss a double stomp like that and get up like it's nothing. Dupree's dead! Now he's super dead after eating the apron like that. Or not, he was just playing possum, the DDT didn't hurt at all. See I imagine this is the type of submission move that would have ripped a dress. Stop trying to make this finisher happen! See, this is what happens when you refuse to acknowledge empirical data that suggests your finisher can't win matches: you get forced to wear a dress. Sounds like one of the direct TV commercials, Don't use a created finisher: The "Don't Wear a Dress" spot.

 

Matsuda RP: The Villain of Time? For the love of God please tell me he hasn't learned time travel. Genius!

 

Sorry Jim, gotta practice your cardio man.

 

OMG RP: Dupree's going to kill someone xD. It's true though, no one's surprised ON their birthday. The one reason Suda really wanted to make sure I saw his RP xD.

 

Minio vs Matsuda all the gold!: This is going to be wonde.....oh that was me :/. he's had an extensive team work on this video. I can't remember if this is a hardcore match or a regular singles, I'm going to assume hardcore. Suda chops Minio and he falls with earth shattering force right on top of his head, physics! The energy of thse highflying moves is fantastic, the execution is stunningly terrible xD. Bobby just sidesteps it and you know he's thinking in his head "fucking moron". The video bugged out on me and froze momentarily and now both men are holding weapons so that's good xD. Don't run into the table! Oh good, long gone are the days when our Ex division champion jobbed to the props. Bobby cannot seem to win these weapon duels they're having here. That half nelson of death on the belt, my god!

 

Tobin RP: This sounds less champion more gladiator. You won't leave an enemy behind? Is that like taking no prisoners? And you don't have comrades man, this is a singles match xD.

 

Dupree RP: If only Dupree was heel, he'd kill telegram Ted.

 

Matsuda RP: DOH logic flaw, LOGIC FLAW! Unless this is a prerecorded segment. Swear to God if he actually holds every title in OCW at one time I'll scream xD.

 

NA Title match: I'm a little underwhelmed by the singlet. I mean, I like it, but touting a new singlet with this attitude change I expected something more violent looking not a tribute piece. Y'all are killing me, Title matches should have the whole pomp and circumstance thing to them, at least the PPV ones should. I like the scoopslam/knee drop combo. That may be the worst time to try a highflying dive I've ever seen from Frost right there. I feel like ironman matches should be at least thirty minutes, because 15 minutes isn't all that much time for multiple falls to occur and really add any drama. That sprinboard uppercut into the headbutt was great! Trance is looking mighty scared of Tobin outside of the ring here, and I can't even say that I blame him Tobin's been tearing him up. Fall 1 belongs to Tobin off a brutal Tobin Bomb. Trance is being pretty cocky over here, playing at the crowd down a fall with seven minutes left. Tobin deserved to have that headbutt reversed. All tied up, now it's a fight. I guess I take back the 30 minute minimum thing because they've both managed to get a fall in this time limit. Trance is looking to get this next one by countout after elbowing Tobin through the announce table. Or not, Tobin's up like it was a regular standing elbow drop on the mat. Super Tobin Bomb! Tobin with a SUPER clutch kickout. Screw the tope rope Tobin bomb that was his moment of this match. I wouldn't even have covered on that last second bomb, I would have just taunted his dead body xD.

 

Cut-throat RP: Making the bartender work extra because you're too stupid to ask for three right off the bat, for shame. Looks like he's washing dishes. I really like this character so far.

 

Leon RP: Probably smart having a feed on the production truck. Crafty man JCS is. I didn't even see Birdie coming.

 

World Title match: Taker again? You're already wearing a protective facemask, don't punch yourself xD. This thing broke while rendering, I feel like I'm watching this on a stream. Warren's downfall was hitting submission moves before Pugh was injured enough to stay in them and take actual damage, wear down moves don't actually work in this game. Not a bad match.

 

This PPV felt a lot like the last one in that three of the matches were repeats with only one of them having a different outcome.

[Cody Storm]

Actually, I'd really like to add to that, I think this was a bad PPV. Nothing really captivated me and I feel like I spent half of my time watching super predictable matches from feuds that should have ended a month ago. The writing was good, it always is. But other than the Tobin/Trance match I was thoroughly bored by this show.

[Bobby Minio]

Bring back the Flintstones singlet and make your self interesting enough to main event for once.

[Cody Storm]

Your stories don't mean a thing if I know Suda's going to whoop your ass the second you touch a mic. And at least I put content on the show.

[Matsuda]

Actually, I'd really like to add to that, I think this was a bad PPV. Nothing really captivated me and I feel like I spent half of my time watching super predictable matches from feuds that should have ended a month ago. The writing was good, it always is. But other than the Tobin/Trance match I was thoroughly bored by this show.

 

I agree that the show was pretty repetitive, but I think that doesn't make the show bad. I think some things are being built going forward, and there were some nice spots throughout the show. I would have liked to see Cody in a real match, though.

[Bobby Minio]

I suck at the sticks but I'll still write your ass under the table. Eventually, when I've been around here playing the game competitively for years, I might be able to back it up in game, until then, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Should I buy a game genie? Should I cut promos saying "I'm gonna lose that match! I hope nobody watches the PPV!"

 

Your logic sucks cocks, Cody, give me valuable critique and I'll appreciate it but you focus on the dumbest shit and you've been around long enough to know better.

 

and that's a rookie saying it.

 

See? cut another award winning promo now go fuck yourself, dummy.

[Cody Storm]

I'm a terrible fiction writer, I know that much. But as far as writing in general I can write. And I don't think my points so illogical, I think it makes perfect sense. There's no suspense in your story because your outmatched in the ring. It's like walking up to a crossroads but one side is actually closed off.

 

And you actually spoke to my point right there. Maybe in a few years you will be good, but your not now, so you shouldn't be in the spot you're in fighting against someone I'd put in my top 3 on the sticks here. If Suda didn't have football he'd be a multi-time world champion and you're not on that level.

 

 

Also, I agree Suda in that some seeds were planted that should be exciting to follow. I didn't expressly say anything about it, but I'm excited to see what becomes of Matsuda vs Dupree because I think you two are evenly matched in the ring and can put together a good story.

[Bobby Minio]

Next time someone asks me to work a program I'll tell them "no thanks, Cody said I'm not good enough to have a hot, well written, well built feud with you" and then I'll just stick to wrestling people using other people's alt characters.

 

Or I'll just stop writing segments.

 

Here's my next storyline.

 

Bobby enter in singlet.

 

Bobby suplex people.

 

Bobby want title!

 

Bobby wife mad.

 

Bobby leave ring.

 

 

Yeah man that's fulfilling. Good advice, Cody, maybe you should be the new head of talent relations.