Riot 370

[Mr.Sensation]

I miss you Sean :(

[Parker]

Sean McGee ladies and gentlemen...a man so old, he ejaculates dust.

 

Anyway, parts of the show I did enjoy, because just like his character, all this Cody talk is boring as fuck.

 

Leon opening the show, which reminds me, way, way too many women on OCW tv..its like fucking Total Divas with the odd match thrown in now.

 

The ending to the Bedlam - KD match..I loved the 'fuck it it's RACK TIME' ..even though it got them both counted out.

 

Bobby Minio reminds me of the 123 kid in his matches at the moment, you pretty much know he's going to lose, and get thrown around whilst doing it, but you enjoy watching his matches incase he pulls dat Razor Ramon style upset. Keep going Bobby, the wins will come eventually...I was impressed when you kicked out of the super Tobin Bomb.

 

Dupree's this is your life was the segment of the night hands down, EVERY week Dupree's caw looks more ridiculous, and every week I like it more.

 

Mugen in the most hashed together 'dress' I've ever seen, an outfit pulled straight from a charity shop window....glad he changed his finisher from that shitty looking CAF.

 

Are we sure Austin Lee isn't Hollywood re-packaged? Michael McGillicuty / Curtis Axel style.

 

A chicken bone and a turtle shell? Jesus.

 

Cody's music is way more over than him..the only part of his character I enjoy.

 

Advice I'd give him is ditch the woman on the entrance, you look like Leon and Alex 2.0..which isn't a good thing, but then again, I don't really watch his matches further than the entrance.

 

Pugh's attire was classic douchebag mind games, the match itself wasn't too bad to be honest, there was plenty of reversals in there by both men..I'v mentioned how I thought the ending was sketchy, but that's just my opinion.

 

I also think it's funny how everyone is talking shit on the boards about the show, and Cody is just saying completely silent, which means he knows that people are expecting the worst, or next week he's actually going to write something interesting other than the generic 'I am the champ, I showed you all' rp..but I doubt it.

 

Just realized I didn't watch Trance's match..so I will do that now.

 

Nice ending rp by Pugh...had a touch of a Truth Siren to it.

[Pugh]

If I see a celebration RP with 'we are the champions' playing next week (fourth in a year) then we can safely say we were all correct.

 

That this is your life business was a royal pain in my arse, but came out really cool. Never do it again please.

[Sean McGee]

Now gou change my name color.

[Mr.Sensation]

Now gou change my name color.

 

yhour retiree bish

[Aries]

I realize I'm a bit tardy to the party, but I haven't really had the free time to type this up.

 

I don't really understand the flak (is it flack? Flak? What the fuck is it? Apparently "flak" is an exploding shell shot at an enemy aircraft, so we'll use that.) I don't understand the exploding shells that Cody has been receiving lately. I guess I've been out of the loop for a while now (since like 2012?), but what I'm seeing is a bit unnecessary. I understand why Minio has a bit of a beef with Cody. He was shot down in one of Cody's reviews and yadda yadda. It was wrong of Cody, because Bobby is a fantastic writer. He may not be great at the game, but that's what's great about OCW. You don't NEED to be amazing at the game to get far. This place is built on this age old argument. Competitiveness versus storytelling. In OCW, I don't think you can have one without the other. The competitive nature comes from the fact that you're playing an actual game to "SOMETIMES" progress story development. I mean, I think if you just made this place about the story, it wouldn't be as fun. I think it would be twice as much work. You'd have to make the matches story oriented and you'd have to call spots. It would be a mess, and this game SUCKS. That certainly wouldn't make it easier. The competitive aspect of OCW is what makes this place special. Because you're playing a terrible game, you have to rely on the people involved in the match to make it as watchable as possible, and that requires a certain amount of "thirst". Putting on a good match always comes first. No doubt, but you still should have a drive to win.

 

Back to Cody...I don't think squashes are the way to go. When I was actually good at the game; I would offer a redo or a re-shoot. I don't like squashing people. There were a few instances where winning was all I wanted and didn't really care about a good showing. The second time I won KOOCW and absolutely demolished Tri....Shaun Mulligan? Trevor McManus! There ya go! Anyway...I really wanted to win. I'm not going to lie, the "thirst" was thriving. I'll be the first to admit, my feuds/stories sucked. I can't recall a time I had a good feud. My thing was that I was good at the game. I could write if I wasn't being a lazy ass, but all in all...my skill at the game got me to where I was and my ability to always put on a good match. Also...beating Mayhem. I really wanted to do that, so I played that match like a -insert relevant analogy here-.

 

Cody to me, is the same. Maybe that's not a likable trait in OCW anymore, but you shouldn't put the guy down. A few of you put in great work. A few of you put on great matches. A few of you do both. Cody is great at the game, and that's his thing. He shouldn't NEED to be a great writer to be considered a top tier player. Chris Mania is a prime example. Granted he wasn't World Champ, he still had a long ass title reign just stomping ass. Until Leon came along. Fuck that guy. I think that Cody is the far less imposing Brock Lesnar of OCW. He has the skill to kick ANYONE'S ass. He can put on squash matches or he can put on all out, drag 'em out brawl classics. Look at Brock...he doesn't talk at all. He's essentially a mute. Useless on the mic. Cody isn't useless. He's a decent writer, but I don't think that's what his strength is.

 

In my opinion, Cody's BEST feuds are going to come from the best writers. Tobin, Trance, Dupree, Pugh, Matsuda, Patolomai. Cody is the guy that's going to beat your dick off (reference intended) with BOTH hands. He doesn't need to come out in a suit and tie. He doesn't need to be a coward or a cocky asshole. He just has to be himself. If that bores you, fine, but you shouldn't put the man down. He's here for the same reason the rest of you are. To have fun enjoying a hobby that he has a passion for. It makes me sad reading things like "no one will work with you". You guys are a relatively small roster now. You should be working with one another. Not against each other. The only thing I want Cody to fix is his look. He looks so generic and like EVERYONE else. Stop looking so Hollywood. Look like a fucking bad ass. Look like you're going to come to that ring, and shove your boot in down someone's face. Don't look like you're going to cry if you break a nail. Hell, ask Suda to help. Do you see that man's attires? He's the God damn Michelangelo of efedding, and his attire is the Sistine Chapel, but instead of all of that religious portraiture; it's beautiful, naked, big tittied women giving an alien a blow job while Bill Nye finger pops Megan Fox's asshole.

 

In the end, Cody isn't going to succeed if you guys don't want him to, and that shouldn't be how this place is. I get it. You only want to work with people who are reliable, and in honesty...Cody hasn't proven himself to be a reliable person. He had two opportunities at the World Title. Future Investment and he won the KOOCW. Gone after winning both (though to be fair; I don't think the KOOCW debacle was his fault. I could be wrong!) But...you can't really be reliable if you're not given the chance by your peers. You say Cody hasn't had an interesting feud since he's been here? Well "no one wants to work with you" might sum that up. Give Cody an interesting feud, and I'm sure you'll get 100% out of him. With a roster size of 12/15ish...you guys should really just focus on having a good time and helping others have that same good time. As everyone keeps saying: "this is a hobby, not a job". Well, prove it. If it's a hobby for you, then you should make it feel like a hobby for others. You shouldn't make someone a black sheep because they aren't after the same goal as you. That's unfair to the person trying to simply enjoy their hobby. I mean, there are some people like Dane that you just can't seem to LIKE, but...I don't think Cody is anywhere near that.

 

Anyway, whether you guys like me or not; I really think you should combine your efforts to make this place more memorable than it already is. Make this Lution something. Whether Cody is champ by that time remains to be seen, but give him a chance.

 

I sound like a single mother with two children. I am so fucking gay. Good show, anyway. Congratulations Cody, and good work rookies. Bobby, you're a great writer and it's only a matter of time before the game isn't shitty anymore. I guarantee once this piece of shit we call a video game becomes better, you'll be a top dog. Trance...you'll never be top dog. I gave up hope long ago. I think KD will make it to the top way before you do. (Sorry for flaking, KD.) Take it easy, OCW.

[Mr.Sensation]

"while Bill Nye finger pops Megan Fox's asshole."

 

Brostanza ladies and gentlemen.