Mr.Richard Blood Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Because I'm sick of you idiots front loading my shows with inconsequential bullshit The following footage was pre-recorded today at 11:23am. A man on a black and silver victory motorcycle pulls up at a petrol station in Kansas City. The man on the motorcycle pulls up right to the pump. You can see two letters on the front of the motorcycle, the letters are SH. The man gets off from his motorcycle and turns around. It’s Sid Harrison who has not been seen since his match with Bedlam back in December. Sid Harrison gets the petrol pump and fills up his motorcycle. It’s a beautiful day in Kansas City. The sun is out, the sky is clear blue, some very nice women walking about in their short skirt and t-shirts and everyone seems happy. Even Sid Harrison has a smile on his face and is enjoying the fresh air. Sid is done with the petrol and makes his way towards the shop to go and pay. Sid Harrison opens the door as the cashier is very pleasant and greets Sid with a very friendly hello. Sid Harrison: “Number 4 please.” Cash guy: “That would be $60 then please sir.” Sid Harrison isn’t smiling anymore. Sid Harrison: “How much?” Cash Guy: “$60 sir.” Sid Harrison: “I think you are incorrect. I only put half a tank in and even with full, that’s ridiculous.” Cash Guy: “Did you read the sign on the way in sir, I am an independent sort of owner and I make my own prices around here as there isn’t another petrol station in miles.” Sid Harrison: “This is Kansas City; there are plenty of petrol stations in this city. I mean look at those guys out there, hey they are driving off.” Cash Guy: “No that’s ok. They are family and get petrol for free.” Sid Harrison: “You know what, screw this. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OVER PRICED PETROL BACK, I WANT A REFUND!” The cashier laughs. Cash Guy: “I am sorry sir but you can’t return petrol and I certainly can’t refund you.” Sid Harrison: “ARE YOU RETARDED?” Cash Guy: “I am not the one asking retarded questions.” Sid Harrison: “You calling me a retard?” Cash Guy: “Well have you heard yourself? Refunding petrol?” Sid Harrison: “Well I aint paying that.” Cash Guy: “Then I am going to call the police.” Sid Harrison: “You go ahead and do that buddy, but just so you know. If I go to prison for this, I will have to kill you.” Cash Guy: “Threats now? Not a lot you can do inside a cell though.” Sid Harrison: “That’s correct but my family who ride the same bikes I do, yeah you will need to sleep with one eye open every night because you will be a marked man. There isn’t nothing no police men can do when you go and disappear and believe me, they won’t find you.” Cash Guy: “Stop it, this isn’t funny.” Sid Harrison: “Neither is charging me $60 for half a tank.” Cash Guy: “Alright, alright, what if I make it half the price?” Sid Harrison: “I think you should give it me for free now for wasting my time.” Cash Guy: No, if you wont pay me then I am going to call the police.” Sid Harrison: “Alright then, ring your family while you’re at it, tell your mother you love her very much.” The cashier begins to cry and puts the phone down. Cash Guy: “Please no don’t do this, you can have it for free.” Sid Harrison: “Good choice.” Cash Guy: “I am just trying to make a living for my family so my kids can go to school.” Sid Harrison: “That’s nice, well I am going to take some gum too as I think I kind of deserve it after all this. Don’t worry you can sleep easy tonight now. Sid Harrison leaves the petrol station and makes his way towards his bike. Sid Harrison: “SUCKER!!!” Sid Harrison takes out a piece of his gum and then drives off. His next destination… Riot! 1
Parker Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 What in the utter fuck have I just read? This makes no sense at all. Don't ALL petrol pumps have a display on them? So you would know how much you'd spent before you'd even replaced the nozzle. 'Sid Harrison: “That’s correct but my family who ride the same bikes I do, yeah you will need to sleep with one eye open every night because you will be a marked man. There isn’t nothing no police men can do when you go and disappear and believe me, they won’t find you.' I'm so confused Does this have anything to do with an OCW storyline? Or are you trying to pitch a shitty pilot show? Or get Sid over as a badass by complaining about petrol prices? I'm seriously confused. 1 http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Bobby Minio Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/Bwebbh/Wrestling%20GIFS/anec.gif http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Awards%202k18/UpdateOTY18.png
Aries Posted March 20, 2014 Posted March 20, 2014 Isn't Sid Harrison supposed to be American? So shouldn't it be GAS instead of PETROL? Damn boy. Learn Murica. 4
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