Summercide 2014 + (Pre Show)

[K.Dangelo]

Uh the bombshells match was freaking awesome! Was so going for little hardcore country Jessica Jesse .

[Parker]

I thought that happened but my brain told me Trance did the lift up. Was that a good edit or is that actually possible in game?

 

Side note, for a second I thought the default faced default moveset man that interrupted the handicap match was Parker based on the placement of of the RP right after.

 

 

Good edit..after trying for 20 minutes and realising it's not possible in-game :(

 

How dare you :(

[Matsuda]

Good edit..after trying for 20 minutes and realising it's not possible in-game :(

 

How dare you :(

 

I'm sorry I should have known you would never work with Smythe.

[Michael Hollywood]

Uh the bombshells match was freaking awesome! Was so going for little hardcore country Jessica Jesse .

 

I agree. The bombshell match was one of the best matches of the night. OCW Bombshells would destroy WWE Divas.

[Mr.Sensation]

I LOVED BOMBSHELL MATCH!!

 

AND I HAD TO FUCKING RE UPLOAD IT CUZ IT DIDNT HAVE ANY INTROS BECASUE

 

 

"no one cares about the bombsherlls :( "

[Austin Lee]

default man is our rip off of the former WWE Champion Vacant

[K.Dangelo]

Despite what could have been extremely bad ( Valmont segment ) it was a solid ppv . Spider and Dupree had me in tears .I dropped my mic and controller reading it.

Tobin advisor seems to be getting on his nerves .

No offense but I really didn't play into the family feuding segment .

Suda and Mugen are so awesome together I don't think they even realize it .

I was wondering how Pugh and Bobbi would be since rps were so good and the match was just as spectacular .Looking for another match like steel cage or ring of fire .

Cut throat is back and I love to see Drago drop in weight and see a triple threat battle for the light heavy weight title.

Cobra you put up a good fight .Wonder what Suda was planning on doing with that ladder.

BlackList tag team champions hands down .

Too much TV time for Parker .No time for truth sirens on this ppv .

Razor or Raze keep the focus inside joke .

Hollywood is as cool as a ice cube .

Bombshell match as I've said doesn't get any better.

Pre show match complete two thumbs down .

Communication like in every good thing is the key to success.

 

Fav 5 Smythe for fixing what could have been very bad ,Dupree, Nati, Mugen, Sean (hovering behind), BlackList, Suda,Pugh, Bobbi,Trance,The Bombshells and Parker .

 

Side note Jook you complaining about a title shot but you won't drop a rp on a ppv. Valmont maybe we need talk off the boards cause I just don't understand why .Also a weekly title( hardcore )needs to return. Loving the tag division and either bring back the A team or give the BlackList a chance at the titles.

[Drago Cesar]

i may or may not be drunk viewer discretion is very strongly advised

 

The Iron Drago gonna review some Summercide bubba

 

Of course I have the spoiler if you betch than FACK YOU jabroni

 

FACK the preshow. ok ok ok I still give the review.

 

Austin Lee and the Hollywood can be good heel tag team, should be good match later tonight

 

Valmont is the Randy Orton with the Bork Lazer moves? idk, but I like dat. He beat up the 3 jobbers, he keep his jerb

 

Boobie is the real, not like baby ant dick Pugh. He cut the promo like the legends, beat the fuck outta him later tonight.

 

Queen of OCW Match: Holy shet make her humble old country way, great match

 

Dupree and the Parker the real fucking legends. Dupree with the long hair, no shirt have the sex with the many women tonight, and he also make the women humble later tonight too, good balance bubba

 

Razor Ramon, Justin Raze, The Superstar, happy as always? WHO THE FACK ARE YOU. Michael Hollywood get the massive heat, good heel bubba

 

Blacklist vs. The Austin Lee: 11/10 best match tonight

 

Bloodline promo: Facking jabronis.

 

AC promo: The Air Conditioning Cobra have the massive potential, he like seed you just put water in and grow and grow and grow old country way, one day you will be the respacted champion, I believe in you.

 

Tobin promo: The Mr. Freeze make up for the sick Trance, deliver RP of the night contending with the Boobie.

 

RK promo: SHET THE BIG LUKE BEAR TURN THE FACE, GONNA BE EPIC, I PLAY BIG LUKE BEAR WHISTLE IN HONOR

 

CT promo: I miss the Cut-Throat, he entertain me all the time with the RPs, just shame he no more consistent. But he the champion, the Thumb War champion, but he have to know that the Razor Ramon gonna be the thirsty for that title too bubba

 

AC vs. The Legend Matsuda: Getting close but no cigar AC. But I RESPACT you for fighting the Matsuda when he at the 100%. Honor go a long way.

 

Blacklist RP: .......They are the new tag champs.......Better than those jabronis Abeyance

 

Mugen vs. The Buffness: Mugen vs The Sean McGee very good match bubba, lotta back and forth, very suspense but WHAT THE FUCK MCGEE YOU PIECE OF SHET WORSE THAN THE VIRGIL FACKING JABRONI

 

Trance RP: Trance going in the panic mode, don't shet your pants

 

Mugen RP: He kill the McGee like he said he would, Mugen the good champ bubba, hold that title very close, the McGee gonna fack your ass if you no careful

 

Boobie vs. Pugh: Something different about the Pugh this time. Maybe he lose weight or something? Anyway this fantabuloso match here, so many crazy spots, but also great storytelling here. Can't wait to see what happens the after.

 

Mugen and the Matsuda RP:

Matsuda: I would never demand a title shot without having earned it! What do I look like, a Jookie?

 

Mugen: Shots fired!

 

Matsuda: Not like he'll read this anyway.

 

THE FUCKING BEST RIGHT HERE BUBBA FACK THE FOURTH WALL, HE THE JABRONI TOO

 

Dupree/Nati RP: .....gotta admit my brain fart big time here

 

WHC match: Decent match, but ending is good for the storytelling. Maybe one day the Mr. Freeze get his retribution.

 

I give the Summercide the 2014 8.5 Camel Clutches/10

 

Somehow I forgot the KD vs. Bloodline match, my mistake, but here. At the beginning the Bloodline get the one over on him, but KD come back and make the Wesley humble, I love dat. Also idk who the fuck kill the Smythe but I have the respact for him too.

[Parker]

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[Michael Hollywood]

i may or may not be drunk viewer discretion is very strongly advised

 

The Iron Drago gonna review some Summercide bubba

 

Of course I have the spoiler if you betch than FACK YOU jabroni

 

FACK the preshow. ok ok ok I still give the review.

 

Austin Lee and the Hollywood can be good heel tag team, should be good match later tonight

 

Valmont is the Randy Orton with the Bork Lazer moves? idk, but I like dat. He beat up the 3 jobbers, he keep his jerb

 

Boobie is the real, not like baby ant dick Pugh. He cut the promo like the legends, beat the fuck outta him later tonight.

 

Queen of OCW Match: Holy shet make her humble old country way, great match

 

Dupree and the Parker the real fucking legends. Dupree with the long hair, no shirt have the sex with the many women tonight, and he also make the women humble later tonight too, good balance bubba

 

Razor Ramon, Justin Raze, The Superstar, happy as always? WHO THE FACK ARE YOU. Michael Hollywood get the massive heat, good heel bubba

 

Blacklist vs. The Austin Lee: 11/10 best match tonight

 

Bloodline promo: Facking jabronis.

 

AC promo: The Air Conditioning Cobra have the massive potential, he like seed you just put water in and grow and grow and grow old country way, one day you will be the respacted champion, I believe in you.

 

Tobin promo: The Mr. Freeze make up for the sick Trance, deliver RP of the night contending with the Boobie.

 

RK promo: SHET THE BIG LUKE BEAR TURN THE FACE, GONNA BE EPIC, I PLAY BIG LUKE BEAR WHISTLE IN HONOR

 

CT promo: I miss the Cut-Throat, he entertain me all the time with the RPs, just shame he no more consistent. But he the champion, the Thumb War champion, but he have to know that the Razor Ramon gonna be the thirsty for that title too bubba

 

AC vs. The Legend Matsuda: Getting close but no cigar AC. But I RESPACT you for fighting the Matsuda when he at the 100%. Honor go a long way.

 

Blacklist RP: .......They are the new tag champs.......Better than those jabronis Abeyance

 

Mugen vs. The Buffness: Mugen vs The Sean McGee very good match bubba, lotta back and forth, very suspense but WHAT THE FUCK MCGEE YOU PIECE OF SHET WORSE THAN THE VIRGIL FACKING JABRONI

 

Trance RP: Trance going in the panic mode, don't shet your pants

 

Mugen RP: He kill the McGee like he said he would, Mugen the good champ bubba, hold that title very close, the McGee gonna fack your ass if you no careful

 

Boobie vs. Pugh: Something different about the Pugh this time. Maybe he lose weight or something? Anyway this fantabuloso match here, so many crazy spots, but also great storytelling here. Can't wait to see what happens the after.

 

Mugen and the Matsuda RP:

 

THE FUCKING BEST RIGHT HERE BUBBA FACK THE FOURTH WALL, HE THE JABRONI TOO

 

Dupree/Nati RP: .....gotta admit my brain fart big time here

 

WHC match: Decent match, but ending is good for the storytelling. Maybe one day the Mr. Freeze get his retribution.

 

I give the Summercide the 2014 8.5 Camel Clutches/10

 

Somehow I forgot the KD vs. Bloodline match, my mistake, but here. At the beginning the Bloodline get the one over on him, but KD come back and make the Wesley humble, I love dat. Also idk who the fuck kill the Smythe but I have the respact for him too.

 

 

I think I just got drunk reading this.