Certified Greatness 2016

[Tre Golden]

Injections to beat us now eh?

[Parker]

Seeing as how this is turning into the 'Turmoil goes full retard' thread, I'll point some stuff out from the actual show.

 

Congratz to Sean..you nailed it.

 

No body cares about Dupree's return, as much like Parker, none of the rookies know who he is, but believe me...you will know soon enough, the man with the golden mic is gonna damage some ears , and salt some vaginas.

 

Nathan faceplanting and effectively costing himself the W was brutally funny.

 

Seth loses in the 8 week career retirement match that nobody cared about.

[ I will miss the Seth character tho.]

 

I hope Raze hits his fundraiser target , I really do. [i don't]

 

The words '4-way , title match' mean I won't even watch it, as it's basically a lucky dip thirst for all. Especially with KD in there, the man has had more title shots than we've had actual wrestlers pass through the doors of OCW.

 

I still hate Leon.

 

Jay complains about 'badly edited videos' in finales, then produces badly highlighted walls of text barely readable on an over crowded background...go figure.....

[Pugh]

jay complains about 'badly edited videos' in finales, then produces badly highlighted walls of text barely readable on an over crowded background...go figure.....

 

kayfabe brother!!!

[Pugh]

This was the actual crowning of Nathan Carter as "The new Bobby Minio".

 

Chat shit, get banged.

[The Monster]

1st page

 

Pugh's back! He's going to undue a miscarriage? Is that possible?

 

Ragnajob sounds like a euphemism for anal.

 

Page 2

 

I want to use that tag match to raise a question/concern: are we doing anything about super heavyweights? As you can see, at the beginning of the match Ding gets grabbed twice within 30 seconds and just shoves his Jackson off without it taking a reversal. With reversals being limited this year that feels like a MASSIVE advantage. Specially since, as far as I've been able to tell so far, there's no rhyme or reason to it. It doesn't revolve around whether you're trying to do a pick up move or anything like that.

 

HOLY SHIT SOUND THE ALARM! Austin Lee #Won a match! Pretty good match, refreshing on this PPV that it didn't last eons. Good to see Austin get some momentum, 'specially with our dearth of faces. Then the face gets absolutely demolished..... yeah, that sounds about right.

 

The roster size for Turmoil is large enough to carry a second belt, but I'm not so sure the first is valued enough yet to warrant it. Though adding a second title makes the top title automatically look better in comparison I suppose.

 

Page 3

 

I don't really watch Turmoil (sue me), but that video package prior to the ladder match shows that DB's attires are awesome. Love the logo on the back of the jacket. The match was good, but since everyone knew what happened with Morrison before hand we all knew who was going to win already, so that kind of sucked.

 

I thought Parker's RP was funny, though uncalled for. But I don't like Raze very much so I still laughed.

 

Page 4

 

Jay's being gangbanged over here; threats and attacks from all sides just comin' at him.

 

"B-17: You put me at risk out there….

 

Jackson: No, no, no. I'm fine…

 

B-17:...and Dylan, and Bill…."

I get the point here, and I think the RP overall was good, but this segment has no business in kayfabe. You should want to hurt your opponents. Just felt a little bit like an OOC explanation to me, which isn't something I'd put in a show 9/10 (granted, alcoholism is serious subject matter).

 

Bubba should have gotten a damn snack.

 

Page 5

 

Jim Black needs a DNA test to prove to everyone he's actually black. It's been questioned about as many times as Obama's heritage.

 

Page 6

 

Xander should have popped Tre with the elbow. Pretty sure Tre's an infiltrator in this group.

 

I thought the Carter/Suda match was very entertaining. A little bummed the real thing couldn't be done because Spider may know Suda very well, but not many can duplicate his playstyle. How about that superkick tho'!? I thought Nathan had it several times. Everyone is getting scary good at kicking out and I don't like it one bit!

 

Mugen manages to steal the show without even being there for it.....

 

Leon's attire http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/poptarts/images/a/a2/Frosted_Wildberry.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091117001234

 

Glad someone stepped up, sucks what happened with Smythe, sucks just as much for Drago that he didn't get a quick message or anything cause he wasted like 6 hours. They did pretty well with what they were given though.

 

KD's kids forgot to pick up and he's blaming you all for it....

 

Page 7

 

Last Man Standing should be interesting, we haven't seen one of those this year. I wonder how they play.

 

"Jessica Jessie lacks the proper intellectual aptitude to realize she's medically cleared to compete, until someone convinces her otherwise she's no threat." - God damn she's so stupid!

 

Page 8

 

I really wish we had gotten to see the original, because both parties involved are pretty sure it was MOTY quality, so that's really sad. But what we got was still very good, and let's be honest, what matters most here is the result. Congrats Sean, enjoy the run and make it last a while.

 

Past that, did the whitest man in OCW just go black?! HOL-E-SHIT!

 

Conclusion

 

After reading Jay's post in the thread I was expecting this PPV to be an absolute shit show. I don't think it was. Far from our best, but I'd say it's also far from the worst I've seen. The ME/surprise return ending definitely carried the show off on a good note.

 

S/N: Someone needs to fill me in on how everyone got their entrances to be Boston. Spider starting explaining it to me the other night, but never fully got around to it.

[Tank]

I'll put in some stuff about the show as well.

 

 

I loved Pugh starting the show, I thought it was fantastic.

 

The Parker promo was fuckin' funny as hell.

 

Rhyme time was also good, loved their promo.

 

I'll add more. Gonna spend the day re watching.

[Bloom]

Seeing as how this is turning into the 'Turmoil goes full retard' thread, I'll point some stuff out from the actual show.

 

Congratz to Sean..you nailed it.

 

No body cares about Dupree's return, as much like Parker, none of the rookies know who he is, but believe me...you will know soon enough, the man with the golden mic is gonna damage some ears , and salt some vaginas.

 

Nathan faceplanting and effectively costing himself the W was brutally funny.

 

Seth loses in the 8 week career retirement match that nobody cared about.

[ I will miss the Seth character tho.]

 

I hope Raze hits his fundraiser target , I really do. [i don't]

 

The words '4-way , title match' mean I won't even watch it, as it's basically a lucky dip thirst for all. Especially with KD in there, the man has had more title shots than we've had actual wrestlers pass through the doors of OCW.

 

I still hate Leon.

 

Jay complains about 'badly edited videos' in finales, then produces badly highlighted walls of text barely readable on an over crowded background...go figure.....

 

This especially hurts, my vajayjay as I spent forever on it. Gonna play some Shania Twain on the way home to feel better. Fucking animals.

[The Monster]

Sorry about the jump cuts. I was the one recording and may have paniced while mashing buttons a few times to get to my feet. I also may have pressed the center button and caused a big pause / options screen to show up. Rather than leave it there, i replaced it with jump cuts.

 

I assumed the jump cuts were made to get the match under the imposed time limit. So when I was watching it I actually was commending you in my head for how you used the crowd to make the transition seem more natural. I don't think it looked too bad.

[Bloom]

Seeing as how this is turning into the 'Turmoil goes full retard' thread, I'll point some stuff out from the actual show.

 

Congratz to Sean..you nailed it.

 

No body cares about Dupree's return, as much like Parker, none of the rookies know who he is, but believe me...you will know soon enough, the man with the golden mic is gonna damage some ears , and salt some vaginas.

 

Nathan faceplanting and effectively costing himself the W was brutally funny.

 

Seth loses in the 8 week career retirement match that nobody cared about.

[ I will miss the Seth character tho.]

 

I hope Raze hits his fundraiser target , I really do. [i don't]

 

The words '4-way , title match' mean I won't even watch it, as it's basically a lucky dip thirst for all. Especially with KD in there, the man has had more title shots than we've had actual wrestlers pass through the doors of OCW.

 

I still hate Leon.

 

Jay complains about 'badly edited videos' in finales, then produces badly highlighted walls of text barely readable on an over crowded background...go figure.....

 

Fuck you I cut it down to 5 minutes Because I figured ppl with learning disablities like yourself could read it. I GUESS I WAS INCORRECT AND THAT ASSUMPTION NEXT TIME ILL USE BUILDING ALPHABET BLOCK LETTER FONT, you Squigly armed fuckstain.

 

Edit: that was rude, surrey.

[Parker]

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