Certified Greatness 2016

[B-17]

Let's just focus on the fact that Tre said something nice to me....

[Justin Raze]

How is this thread for the PPV some how turning into a discussion about me?

[Tre Golden]

Let's just focus on the fact that Tre said something nice to me....

 

I like you Caine, I don't like this absolute holy goodness you represent, you need that mean streak to survive, and I think you're finally getting it

[Illuminati]

PAGE 1

 

Opening RP

 

BOOOOOO GET THIS SCUMBAG OFF MY TV! Implying his implications everywhere, I liked the subtlety of his threat though, we know he’s threatening the main event, but we don’t know who he’s threatening, the scumbag who stole his belt or the scumbag that broke his arm.

 

WANDA v Pain

 

This match knew exactly what it was and played to those strengths. Pain is really cool BUT her proportions are all wrong, definitely needs some body morph tweaking thicker thighs, smaller breateses, broader shoulders, wider chest, etc etc. SOPHIA THOUGH! ***

 

#Austin Lee #RP

 

Am I doing that right? I don’t know how this #works. Anyways, it's interesting to see this #rivalry between Tre and Austin evolve, #imo this could be a cool career defining thing for these #two especially since it seems to be persisting through Tre’s #heelturn. God #damn my ##button finger #hurts.

 

PAGE 2

 

Sophia RP

 

This wasn’t helped by its poor placement, it may have had more of an effect if it was black screened into the end of the Wanda/Pain match, but that's me being picky I suppose.

 

Bradley RP

 

Eff this suit YOU AIN’T THE BOSS OF ME. I guess the Bradley character does a good job of making me dislike him, I think he’s a tad too comedy, but again that’s personal preference.

 

TAG MATCH BILL&DG v B-17&[NOT]Parker

 

Normal guy Bill Ding is a great gimmick, B-17 entrance was dope, and [NOT]Parker doing the Parker entrance with the Parker mask. Entirely too much pyro in the entrances but that horse has already been beaten. I think this match ran a bit too long, especially considering there was no music to accompany it. I think a big part if that is I really have no attachment to the Turmoil guys to be really interested. **½ because I had to skip to the end to get through.

 

Dennis RP

 

Damn Stacy, you ain’t looking so good at least me and Sudaface have stopped misting you at every opportunity. Really nice RP from Dennis, summed up his issues with Brad and Seth pretty nicely and got the match over GOOD JOB.

 

#Austin Lee v Sid Harrison & Post Match

 

This was a #solid match. I liked Austin’s #attire, but I think he needs a more annoying theme song to really push the envelope on his #gimmick. Austin picks up a nice win but what’s this RAGNA#JOB. Put the boots to #Austin, but what’s this? #Sid #MOVEOVERNEWSTARS. ***

 

Bradley RP 2: Electric Bugaloo

More of the same, fleshes out more of his issues with the match at hand, hopefully this scumbag doesn’t get involved in the match. I don’t think we could afford a crane this year…

 

PAGE 3

 

TV Title Match

 

I think the hype video could have been separated and thrown in somewhere earlier in the card, but a nice touch. I like both Dennis and Morrison’s look, I liked the story of the match BUT there were entirely too many jump cuts in this match, quite a few being unnecessary imo. Good match with some cool spots, I think you guys went for the hardcore elements too early but it worked for the most part. That ladder spot was cool as hell. Dennis picks up the strap and if what I hear out of Turmoil is true best of luck Seth. ***¾ would have been a solid 4 sans jump cuts.

 

Parker Promo

 

This man is an utter savage and no amount of playing to my ego by using deez nutz jokes will change my opinion of that… But I enjoyed the hell out of this promo despite Parker’s bad habit of using RL stuff in his promo for pops. I guess it's not the worst if he manages to illicit a reaction.

 

PAGE 4

 

OUR HERO Promo

 

But you are a racist Jay. (If it makes you feel better though I hope RD loses too)

 

B-17 Promo

 

You know B-17 I agree, [NOT]Parker is a pretty dangerous worker, working drunk, and I’m glad you aren’t in C4 cause those guys suck, and their dead.

 

BERTHA v ??????

 

This match went down perfectly, had to end it off those punches because Twitch was starting to act up. I think I like playing with my food too much as Bertha, idk if its anti-thirst or a more thirsty thirst. I DON’T RATE MY OWN MATCHES HOOT

 

Drago RP

 

Johnny Law pulling a Lazarus and making a full recovery from death, and that scumbag that killed him is gone too! Drago promos are always fun/highlights of the show, I just wish they had somekind of lion entrance in game for Bubba.

 

PAGE 5

 

Tank Promo

 

Tank scares the shit out of me, if I say this promo is good do you promise not to try and murder me with a tire iron?

 

Fatal THIRST Way

 

I understand this match suffered from a lot of setbacks including but not limited to, missing participants, twitch not working, servers not working, and late night recording. I also recognize that this was a “predetermined” result; as in a match was done to determine the result and this match was a redo for quality. But this match was B-O-O-T-Y Booty. Poor FPR all around pacing of the match was f’d there was a missed opportunity with the finish, from what I had heard the original finish was a lot more compelling. The best part of the match was the music. It was a nice blues track that made me want to close my eyes and enjoy the music rather than keep my eyes open and suffer through the match. Congrats to Tre, I’m interested in seeing what this means for Ragnarok but unfortunately this match is a *

 

Rhyme Tyme

 

Ayyyyyy

 

PAGE 6

 

Ragnajob Promo

 

Lies! You thirsty bustas will be stabbing each other in the back before you know it... hopefully not the Nathan way though…

 

Ex Division Title

 

I did my best to emulate the FINAL BOSS, and I think I did alright. I thought the first half of this match was really really good. Crispy spots clean reversals and some fun taunts but got botchier and botchier as the match went on to its detriment unfortunately. Nathan put up a good match but came up a bit short. Good match overall and I still ain’t rating my own matches.

 

OUR HERO and Poo

 

Should have called it the Dorian Arnaud Memorial Skybox. As much as I hate to admit it Our Hero and Pugh interactions are always fun. Enjoyed this one a lot.

 

NA Title Match

 

Scumbag Smythe doesn’t even show up for his own Title Matches so now we have to deal with Leon. Run of the mill match, and Drago adds a nice head to mount on… wherever he mounts his heads. ***

 

Slipper Promo

 

You damn sissies. Kd Sounds like he just finished recording a match at 11 at night.

 

PAGE 7

 

Trance Promo

 

Was solid, but I’m super done with The Family and the fallout from their breakup it's been a year god dammit.

 

Raze Promo

 

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

MAIN EVENTS? Watch them yourselves sissies, you’re in for a treat!

 

AND REMEMBER!

ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING!

[Jacob Trance]

PAGE 1

 

Opening RP

 

BOOOOOO GET THIS SCUMBAG OFF MY TV! Implying his implications everywhere, I liked the subtlety of his threat though, we know he’s threatening the main event, but we don’t know who he’s threatening, the scumbag who stole his belt or the scumbag that broke his arm.

 

WANDA v Pain

 

This match knew exactly what it was and played to those strengths. Pain is really cool BUT her proportions are all wrong, definitely needs some body morph tweaking thicker thighs, smaller breateses, broader shoulders, wider chest, etc etc. SOPHIA THOUGH! ***

 

#Austin Lee #RP

 

Am I doing that right? I don’t know how this #works. Anyways, it's interesting to see this #rivalry between Tre and Austin evolve, #imo this could be a cool career defining thing for these #two especially since it seems to be persisting through Tre’s #heelturn. God #damn my ##button finger #hurts.

 

PAGE 2

 

Sophia RP

 

This wasn’t helped by its poor placement, it may have had more of an effect if it was black screened into the end of the Wanda/Pain match, but that's me being picky I suppose.

 

Bradley RP

 

Eff this suit YOU AIN’T THE BOSS OF ME. I guess the Bradley character does a good job of making me dislike him, I think he’s a tad too comedy, but again that’s personal preference.

 

TAG MATCH BILL&DG v B-17&[NOT]Parker

 

Normal guy Bill Ding is a great gimmick, B-17 entrance was dope, and [NOT]Parker doing the Parker entrance with the Parker mask. Entirely too much pyro in the entrances but that horse has already been beaten. I think this match ran a bit too long, especially considering there was no music to accompany it. I think a big part if that is I really have no attachment to the Turmoil guys to be really interested. **½ because I had to skip to the end to get through.

 

Dennis RP

 

Damn Stacy, you ain’t looking so good at least me and Sudaface have stopped misting you at every opportunity. Really nice RP from Dennis, summed up his issues with Brad and Seth pretty nicely and got the match over GOOD JOB.

 

#Austin Lee v Sid Harrison & Post Match

 

This was a #solid match. I liked Austin’s #attire, but I think he needs a more annoying theme song to really push the envelope on his #gimmick. Austin picks up a nice win but what’s this RAGNA#JOB. Put the boots to #Austin, but what’s this? #Sid #MOVEOVERNEWSTARS. ***

 

Bradley RP 2: Electric Bugaloo

More of the same, fleshes out more of his issues with the match at hand, hopefully this scumbag doesn’t get involved in the match. I don’t think we could afford a crane this year…

 

PAGE 3

 

TV Title Match

 

I think the hype video could have been separated and thrown in somewhere earlier in the card, but a nice touch. I like both Dennis and Morrison’s look, I liked the story of the match BUT there were entirely too many jump cuts in this match, quite a few being unnecessary imo. Good match with some cool spots, I think you guys went for the hardcore elements too early but it worked for the most part. That ladder spot was cool as hell. Dennis picks up the strap and if what I hear out of Turmoil is true best of luck Seth. ***¾ would have been a solid 4 sans jump cuts.

 

Parker Promo

 

This man is an utter savage and no amount of playing to my ego by using deez nutz jokes will change my opinion of that… But I enjoyed the hell out of this promo despite Parker’s bad habit of using RL stuff in his promo for pops. I guess it's not the worst if he manages to illicit a reaction.

 

PAGE 4

 

OUR HERO Promo

 

But you are a racist Jay. (If it makes you feel better though I hope RD loses too)

 

B-17 Promo

 

You know B-17 I agree, [NOT]Parker is a pretty dangerous worker, working drunk, and I’m glad you aren’t in C4 cause those guys suck, and their dead.

 

BERTHA v ??????

 

This match went down perfectly, had to end it off those punches because Twitch was starting to act up. I think I like playing with my food too much as Bertha, idk if its anti-thirst or a more thirsty thirst. I DON’T RATE MY OWN MATCHES HOOT

 

Drago RP

 

Johnny Law pulling a Lazarus and making a full recovery from death, and that scumbag that killed him is gone too! Drago promos are always fun/highlights of the show, I just wish they had somekind of lion entrance in game for Bubba.

 

PAGE 5

 

Tank Promo

 

Tank scares the shit out of me, if I say this promo is good do you promise not to try and murder me with a tire iron?

 

Fatal THIRST Way

 

I understand this match suffered from a lot of setbacks including but not limited to, missing participants, twitch not working, servers not working, and late night recording. I also recognize that this was a “predetermined” result; as in a match was done to determine the result and this match was a redo for quality. But this match was B-O-O-T-Y Booty. Poor FPR all around pacing of the match was f’d there was a missed opportunity with the finish, from what I had heard the original finish was a lot more compelling. The best part of the match was the music. It was a nice blues track that made me want to close my eyes and enjoy the music rather than keep my eyes open and suffer through the match. Congrats to Tre, I’m interested in seeing what this means for Ragnarok but unfortunately this match is a *

 

Rhyme Tyme

 

Ayyyyyy

 

PAGE 6

 

Ragnajob Promo

 

Lies! You thirsty bustas will be stabbing each other in the back before you know it... hopefully not the Nathan way though…

 

Ex Division Title

 

I did my best to emulate the FINAL BOSS, and I think I did alright. I thought the first half of this match was really really good. Crispy spots clean reversals and some fun taunts but got botchier and botchier as the match went on to its detriment unfortunately. Nathan put up a good match but came up a bit short. Good match overall and I still ain’t rating my own matches.

 

OUR HERO and Poo

 

Should have called it the Dorian Arnaud Memorial Skybox. As much as I hate to admit it Our Hero and Pugh interactions are always fun. Enjoyed this one a lot.

 

NA Title Match

 

Scumbag Smythe doesn’t even show up for his own Title Matches so now we have to deal with Leon. Run of the mill match, and Drago adds a nice head to mount on… wherever he mounts his heads. ***

 

Slipper Promo

 

You damn sissies. Kd Sounds like he just finished recording a match at 11 at night.

 

PAGE 7

 

Trance Promo

 

Was solid, but I’m super done with The Family and the fallout from their breakup it's been a year god dammit.

 

Raze Promo

 

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

MAIN EVENTS? Watch them yourselves sissies, you’re in for a treat!

 

AND REMEMBER!

ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING!

 

A year? It was at the live super show

You savage!

[B-17]

I will go out there and say the turmoil tag match was just horrible. Jackson was drunk, Dylan couldn't get the fuck out of ring, Bill is so damn fat no one could do anything to him. B-17 was uninspiring....it was just shit.

[Tre Golden]

Everything went wrong in the fatal 4 way lol, like everything that could go wrong

[Parker]

I write random shit from what gives me inspiration..sue me :p

[Smythe D. Wonder]

Before I get to anything... I dropped the ball this week and I'm sorry guys... The father in law to be had a stroke to its been a tough time on family and we all know that comes first... Work also kicked me in the ass the one day we could get it in so again it was on me...

 

Huge thank you to Leon and Drago who came up with something quick in my absence... But at least Ron Portman is gone and we got Leon back in the ring which was great...

 

I'll be back kicking Kass's ass at 424 so don't worry... My schedule will be a bit hectic with Work and hospital visits for the next month or so tho... So bear with me!!!

[Mr.Sensation]

I write random shit from what gives me inspiration..sue me :p

 

I'm the champion, Im under a lot of stress!