Riot 428

[Versus]

Since only egomaniacs comment on their own RP, I'll just say that opening RP was the greatest thing to happen to OCW...nay, the world, since bikinis.

 

Anywho, here are my comments that nobody cares about because I'm old.

 

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• Samuel Silverstein seems like a Jewish Debbie Downer...I'll call him Sammy Sunshine.
   
  
• If Sabu joined a Rastafarian terrorist group based on Nicktoons, that's what I assume he'd wear.
   
  
• Sammy Sunshine wrasslin in his socks. GANGSTA.
   
  
• Kwan's finisher looks he cares.
  

 

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• Nathan hates it that some vets came back...seems like a growing trend, for now.
   
  
• I enjoy the phrase 'Dookie Shoes' far too much.
   
  
• I thought I had Ragnarok once, turns out it was just mono.
  

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• Easily RP of the night, this was gold, and I'm not even going to make any notes about it, except these notes of my favorite parts...
   
  
• Taco Bell, Coconuts, jaws, hiccups.
  

 

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• Chicks named Bertha and broads with saggy tits...described a few nights in my 20's if you know what I mean...get it? Because standards go out the window when you're drunk...get it? Meh, screw you guys.
  

 

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• Why does Judas (no offense) look like Vanilla Ice at a dance recital?
   
  
• Oohhh, look someone else who thiks we're old! This joke never gets...old! (I'm on fire!)
   
  
• I always enjoy watching ex-division matches, and I'm looking forward to 'em.
  

 

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• Another quick note, I enjoyed both Bobby and Kass's entrances.
   
  
• Match was prett entertaining.
   
  
• Love that audience marked harder for a chest pound taunt than an over the top rope dive.
  

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• Nothing screams 'success' more than a well manicured moustache. Well done gentlemen.
   
  
• You guys forget you were playing there for a minute?
   
  
• Overall not a bad match.
  

 

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• Smythe...my man...you KNOW I'm back right...Just sayin.
   
  
• Gotta love cage matches, I'm psyched.
  

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• Rick Ross coming out to Kendrick Lamar? I'm so confused.
   
  
• Bax? Nah, this guy looks more angry than I picture him in his RP's. Still, sweet intro for Crossbones.
   
  
• Not gonna lie, can't watch a 17 minute match at work...I'll catch it later.
  

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• OCW...it's definitely for the chilrins.
  

 

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• Poor guy's undefeated and nobody cares, you gotta feel for this guy.
   
  
• Limo's and hoodies for the sad people, that's life.
  

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Work's picking up, but trying to at least skim.

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• That's the fluffiest dildo I've ever seen. Way to do you tho bro.
   
  
• GET THE GIMP!!
   
  
• Oh shit, YSL with the worlds fluffiest dildo and the Rude swivel...ladies eat your heart out.
   
  
• Another match I had to skim through, but from the looks of it, the kickouts were abound!
   
  
• I hate the submissions in this game, but I dont think YSL was going to ever get pinned, ever.
  

 

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• Hey I know that guy. Ol' naughty nickname guy. Let's keep it PG huh? For the chilrins.
  

 

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• Awww Tobin, taking no flak from anyone today....wait, no, he's taking flak.
   
  
• Solid story building rp.
  

 

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• Impromptu meeting.
  

 

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• RD explaining why he's joined with anyone is always going to be entertaining, and I miss someone being called a Mutt.
   
  
• Good match announced and...what's this? More old jokes. I hope this comedic onslaught never ends.
  

 

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• The cussing around the chilrins is downright wrong.
   
  
• Poor kids ain't got no lunch left.
  

 

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• You only need 1 chain. Unless you're two chains, then you can have 2 chains. Smooth ass intro tho.
   
  
• Not gonna lie, kinda checked in and out of this match as it went on.
   
  
• Has Owen Hart taught us nothing?
   
  
• Well now that was unexpected to say the least!! Interesting for sure though. Don't want spoilers, but you don't want to miss this, it's VERY entertaining.
  

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• Another great RP/Promo/Vid and Voice work at the end there. Pretty solid indeed. Well done.
  

 

Had to stay a little vague towards the end, because I would rather not give anything away.

[Bloom]

since only egomaniacs comment on their own rp, i'll just say that opening rp was the greatest thing to happen to ocw...nay, the world, since bikinis.

 

Anywho, here are my comments that nobody cares about because i'm old.

 

----------------------------------

 

• samuel silverstein seems like a jewish debbie downer...i'll call him sammy sunshine.
   
  
• if sabu joined a rastafarian terrorist group based on nicktoons, that's what i assume he'd wear.
   
  
• sammy sunshine wrasslin in his socks. Gangsta.
   
  
• kwan's finisher looks he cares.
  

 

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• nathan hates it that some vets came back...seems like a growing trend, for now.
   
  
• i enjoy the phrase 'dookie shoes' far too much.
   
  
• i thought i had ragnarok once, turns out it was just mono.
  

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• easily rp of the night, this was gold, and i'm not even going to make any notes about it, except these notes of my favorite parts...
   
  
• taco bell, coconuts, jaws, hiccups.
  

 

-----------------------------------

 

• chicks named bertha and broads with saggy tits...described a few nights in my 20's if you know what i mean...get it? Because standards go out the window when you're drunk...get it? Meh, screw you guys.
  

 

-----------------------------------

 

• why does judas (no offense) look like vanilla ice at a dance recital?
   
  
• oohhh, look someone else who thiks we're old! This joke never gets...old! (i'm on fire!)
   
  
• i always enjoy watching ex-division matches, and i'm looking forward to 'em.
  

 

-----------------------------------

 

• another quick note, i enjoyed both bobby and kass's entrances.
   
  
• match was prett entertaining.
   
  
• love that audience marked harder for a chest pound taunt than an over the top rope dive.
  

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• nothing screams 'success' more than a well manicured moustache. Well done gentlemen.
   
  
• you guys forget you were playing there for a minute?
   
  
• overall not a bad match.
  

 

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• smythe...my man...you know i'm back right...just sayin.
   
  
• gotta love cage matches, i'm psyched.
  

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• rick ross coming out to kendrick lamar? I'm so confused.
   
  
• bax? Nah, this guy looks more angry than i picture him in his rp's. Still, sweet intro for crossbones.
   
  
• not gonna lie, can't watch a 17 minute match at work...i'll catch it later.
  

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• ocw...it's definitely for the chilrins.
  

 

-----------------------------------

 

• poor guy's undefeated and nobody cares, you gotta feel for this guy.
   
  
• limo's and hoodies for the sad people, that's life.
  

-----------------------------------

work's picking up, but trying to at least skim.

-----------------------------------

 

• that's the fluffiest dildo i've ever seen. Way to do you tho bro.
   
  
• get the gimp!!
   
  
• oh shit, ysl with the worlds fluffiest dildo and the rude swivel...ladies eat your heart out.
   
  
• another match i had to skim through, but from the looks of it, the kickouts were abound!
   
  
• i hate the submissions in this game, but i dont think ysl was going to ever get pinned, ever.
  

 

-----------------------------------

• hey i know that guy. Ol' naughty nickname guy. Let's keep it pg huh? For the chilrins.
  

 

-----------------------------------

 

• awww tobin, taking no flak from anyone today....wait, no, he's taking flak.
   
  
• solid story building rp.
  

 

-----------------------------------

 

• impromptu meeting.
  

 

-----------------------------------

 

• rd explaining why he's joined with anyone is always going to be entertaining, and i miss someone being called a mutt.
   
  
• good match announced and...what's this? More old jokes. I hope this comedic onslaught never ends.
  

 

----------------------------------

 

• the cussing around the chilrins is downright wrong.
   
  
• poor kids ain't got no lunch left.
  

 

----------------------------------

 

• you only need 1 chain. Unless you're two chains, then you can have 2 chains. Smooth ass intro tho.
   
  
• not gonna lie, kinda checked in and out of this match as it went on.
   
  
• has owen hart taught us nothing?
   
  
• well now that was unexpected to say the least!! Interesting for sure though. Don't want spoilers, but you don't want to miss this, it's very entertaining.
  

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• another great rp/promo/vid and voice work at the end there. Pretty solid indeed. Well done.
  

 

had to stay a little vague towards the end, because i would rather not give anything away.

 

#rudeinhistory!

[Jookie Marley]

Judas Hallows=

 

 

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[The Monster]

- I'm sure we can arrange for you to be in an old folks home if that's what you'd like.... Oh, ok so getting crabs is a compliment now; can't wait to try out that pickup line! Alright, none of these pictures were good, but HOLLLLL-E-SHIT Tibblina is horrifying.

 

- You try to bring social justice to the ring and you get Kwan'ed, ain't that some bullshit?! But for real though, good RP Kwan, it was nice working with ya.

 

- Sorry Xander, you don't have a title and you're not Nathan, so you have to sit this one out. I'm gonna need Ragnarok to spell this one out for me, not noticing their influence as much as they seem to. IS HE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE AT LUTION?! I noticed, he's not special enough right? That's gotta be why! He's not special enough, I don't care what you say.

 

- Trying to reason with a monkey is just a quick way to get shit thrown in your face. POSEIDON! Or a coconut.... yeah that works too; just as terrifying! He has an actual ship...? And not like a little row boat, but a real ship. Respect. It's a recruitment pitch?! Oh, no maybe just a misleading video graphic. What a scumbag!

 

- You can have Sam's Gym if you want it, he won't be needing it any longer.... Bertha's just a notch below the Pine Seal of Approval, that's gotta hurt. Good lord, I think Silverstein may have just found his next client. Somebody call ESPN3 (the one that's not even televised, hah! Get it?), we've got a contest

 

- Judas is going to get shot tonight? Well that was a rather short lived career. The title's hiding in Ryu's gym bag. It has made it's home in there. But wait.... isn't he basically describing the Hardcore title matches we have every week, or nah? Well, more weapons. Ok, I violence.

 

- Such a juxtaposition of entrances. Buddy's is so high energy, and Kass' is so slow and mildly depressing. And then you realize it's Orton and it's REEEEAAALY depressing. I'm convinced Buddy actually thinks he's standing still while doing that finger taunt, he's just so dizzy he doesn't know. We all have to dump that DDT from our movesets now, or we're going to have a Jeriatrick goon squad coming for us. That spin out slam looked vicious on someone Buddy's size. KASS JUST KILLED HIMSELF!!! Holy shit that was awesome! He tried to cheat and Buddy still kicked at one. The windup time on Buddy's roundhouse is really killing him in this one. That was a nasty DDT. Kass definitely had his arm draped over Buddy after that sprinboad splash from Buddy, but the ref totally no sold it. This was a solid match, all of the diving reversals definitely gave it that Ex feel.

 

- If I'm the champ, and I have the choice over a fresh partner and one who just wrestled a 10 minute match, I'm gonna choose the fresh guy. Kassidy wants to be the only champ in Ragnarok! Tre sounds like a magician running out of tricks to show off with the line about beating them both again, but now at the same time xD. This entrance fits so well, I kind of hate you for it. Look at how giddy Austin is after his win last week. I don't really think this theme fits the entrance though. You just know this match is going to be an abortion, a tornado tag hardcore title defense. If Kass gets the pin does he win the title? Could have a double champ?!.....Kass just took out the ref while Tre was pinning so it's obvious he's trying to get that belt! Good for you! May not be that hard to accomplish either with the way Sid's just beating the shit out of Austin. And Austin got him right back xD. 90% sure only faces can have comeback, but I'm not totally sure with these perk rules anymore. Austin, you may be the worst in the world at changing your targetting xD. That match was not nearly as much of a shit show as I expected given the stipulation.

 

- Is it talent Smythe?! Is it?! It's true, there is only one legend that comes to mind when you say "living legend" in OCW. It's definitely Nate. We're gonna need a 6v1 handicap legend match. It'll sell tickets for sure.

 

- WHAT?!!? Djesus legit just levitated and punched the shit out of Crossbones! Aww man, we haven't seen that diving tornado DDT but like once in the past few weeks but now we've got it twice in two Riot pages; that's unfortunate :/. Djesus is a nicer guy than I am, I wouldn't have backed up from bitch slapping crossbones after the sig roll out xD. Man, you really handicapped yourself in this one not using fired up Spider. I didn't know they had top rope wakeup taunts, that's pretty sweet. .... DAMN! I'd be salty as hell if the game had my opponent get up before me after my finisher.

 

- Ryu sounds like he's introing a segment on Jackass xD.

 

- Please, Arnaud ain't shit! I don't crack as easy as a window B.

 

- Oh shit! That's what you get for laughing at your opponent Carter.That sequence of reversals leading into the springboard moonsault around the 6:25 mark was awesome.That was a pretty clutch kickout from YSL, I didn't think he was gonna get up after missing the first bar. That was a good match, very back and forth.

 

- Pugh's letting him call him pup..? He's lost all self respect apparently. Scumbag Versus. How are we the heels in this mess?! Maybe the "BINGO!" thing wasn't a work, this dude's legit crazy...... Oh... shitting on the golden boy, maybe Pugh is the heel. Idk anymore. You're both assholes.

 

- Leon's surprised cause it's the first time he's ever heard of someone actually awaiting his arrival. The Mother Fucker of the Year that I knew wouldn't have let Nathan come at him like that without any retaliation. You're just a shell.

 

- Ahhh shit, Drago's gonna start off testing his strength with KD? That's confidence right there. This match is super fast paced for two big guys. Only five miuntes in their both in their red bar, I like it. Ain't no pussy footin' around here!............... AS soon as I say that KD bolts out of the ring with no reversals. You really pulling that shit big man? Glad Drago caught you with that DDT. Like I wouldn't totally blame you if you knocked him down and then went outside to taunt the fans or something to make it look good, but you just looked like like a coward on that one. YOU DID IT TWICE?! HOLY SHIT, IF I WAS DRAGO I'D BE PISSSSSSED. Doh, you kicked out of Drago's finisher, now he's gonna use yours xD. KD to the top rope?! Oh, well that didn't work. That was a great ending, looked fantastic.

 

- Versus must be high as shit right now.

 

- R.D. knows what's up.

"while I am here for this.

 

McGee holds the title into camera view.

 

McGee: I am here for this... "

We gotta get these guys out of OCW, their Alzheimers is spreading! They don't want none of you Sean, they won't show up!

 

- AWWWWWWWW SHIT, school yard brawl! Set that principal on fire! They're all of legal age, KILL'EM! Ryu just walks away not paying any attention to the 'innocent' (even though they're not, they laughed at that man!) children getting their asses kicked. These are your heroes people....

 

- Gotta love Theory of a Deadman (at least I think that's who this song is). I hope these guys have the cage move abilities on so we can see some cool spots. I'm all for fake pins and making the match look good, but i don't know about fake cage climbs Smythe, you're taking a lot of damage here. That top of the cage crossbody was sooo bad but soooo good. This game is making it impossible for Smythe to try his Spear, it's kind of hilarious. Doh, then he finally gets the attempt and Leon reverses it xD....... Do they have it set up so that your opponent starts getting up as soon as you try to climb? If so, that's really fucking stupid. .............................. Is it Jay and the Sensational Crane?! Fuck your beat! We have a man hanging on for his life! He hits him with The Steve!!!! Smythe should pull a Kofi and just crossbody everyone! Don't do it Nathan! NATHAN DON'T DO IT! DAMN! That blood spatter on the chair looks legit.

 

- You hit that homerun Jay! Don't let Bobby tell you, you can't. Even if it is his head your using as a baseball. Did he say his quartet? .....a voice changer can't hide this dialect. God damn it! Took until about a minute into this for me to really hear who it was. Glad this mysterious person is someone who matters, cause it would have REEEAALY sucked if it was DYNasty or some shit. IT WAS MEEE ALL ALONG!! The ending to that was really good.

 

The final two segments of this show were cash. Great Riot!

[The Monster]

Also, slightly off topic, I ended up not finishing Riot 427 until just earlier today because I apparently forgot I hadn't finished it last week... So I wanted to bring up two or three points here:

 

Nathan's long ass pleasure palace RP was fantastic reading. Hope your security detail beats the shit out of that dude.

 

I've not seen much of Majin because I'm a lazy OCW'er and haven't spent a ton of time in the archives, I just learn the history by listening to guys who were around, but I'm excited to see him back.

 

I'm also really salty, and this is the main point I'd like to bring up: The video work he did last week was top notch and I'm jealous. A ton of names and dream matches were mentioned in the Riot Thread last week and my name and content was not among them, and that makes me jealous. I'm a very competitive person. So thank you legends for returning, cause I'm starting to get a little thirsty again, and I think that's a good thing. Keep raising the bar everyone, should be one of the best Lutions ever.

[Jackson Montgomery]

first! Oh....wait....dammit!

 

bingo!

[Nathan Carter]

[*]Has Owen Hart taught us nothing?

 

 

Smythe never botched a tombstone on OCW's top rising star...so no.

[Bloom]

3 pages lovely....

 

Anywho, It's time for the bloom nitpick totally tubulur 10mins.

Tre goes from his golden joints to some generic bork lazer trunks....we get it you do cocaine.

 

I figured Sid would be the sprightly one in the video given the gimmick change. But in retrospect the idea of Austin being on a high from finally winning makes sense also.

 

Smythe is shot calling this that the other, ragging on Leon, calling himself the best etc. Soon as the ladder goes up he is crying for Leon to help him? Eh? Eh? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? the fuck.

 

I love Kwan, a lot. Chill as hell ooc, has a great grasp of FPR, pensive not thirsty. and a very unique caw. Everyone wants to be TOUGH BILLY BAD ASS COOL HEEL, or COOL FACE. then you got Kwan, whose just chilling. Now go do the Kwan, bitches!

 

Why does judas look like Pansexual Bondage Guile? The fuck, he used to look kind of rad? Are you soft in the center of head? This man looks like he belongs with Nathan, under nathan, next to nathan...EWWWW. EWWWWWW. How can I buy that guy as EXTREME when it looks like he is one molly away from having relations with a sheep? Wrong kind of EXTREME!

 

JCS and Mugenta should main event lution! longest running fued of the year at what since october? suck it dummies! did it stink? I don't know! was it fun? yes! Do we have something else in store? Wait and see, b. Initially we had another plan that would cover up how awful I was at the game, but I've been practicing and drinking milk n stuff, I am fairly confident I am going to get the ever loving shit kicked outta me. But you can best believe as long as Mugen gets a "That's Sensational" I'm good!

 

Just kidding we opening the show!

Edited April 7, 2016 by Bloom

[Nathan Carter]

3 pages lovely....

 

Anywho, It's time for the bloom nitpick totally tubulur 10mins.

Tre goes from his golden joints to some generic bork lazer trunks....we get it you do cocaine.

 

I figured Sid would be the sprightly one in the video given the gimmick change. But in retrospect the idea of Austin being on a high from finally winning makes sense also.

 

Smythe is shot calling this that the other, ragging on Leon, calling himself the best etc. Soon as the ladder goes up he is crying for Leon to help him? Eh? Eh? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? the fuck.

 

I love Kwan, a lot. Chill as hell ooc, has a great grasp of FPR, pensive not thirsty. and a very unique caw. Everyone wants to be TOUGH BILLY BAD ASS COOL HEEL, or COOL FACE. then you got Kwan, whose just chilling. Now go do the Kwan, bitches!

 

Why does judas look like Pansexual Bondage Guile? The fuck, he used to look kind of rad? Are you soft in the center of head? This man looks like he belongs with Nathan, under nathan, next to nathan...EWWWW. EWWWWWW. How can I buy that guy as EXTREME when it looks like he is one molly away from having relations with a sheep? Wrong kind of EXTREME!

 

JCS and Mugenta should main event lution! longest running fued of the year at what since october? suck it dummies! did it stink? I don't know! was it fun? yes! Do we have something else in store? Wait and see, b. Initially we had another plan that would cover up how awful I was at the game, but I've been practicing and drinking milk n stuff, I am fairly confident I am going to get the ever loving shit kicked outta me. But you can best believe as long as Mugen gets a "That's Sensational" I'm good!

 

Just kidding we opening the show!

 

Did you really say "take one molly"

 

 

I can't stop laughing

[K.Dangelo]

Where the .... Is my video !?