Riot 432

[Versus]

Mugen up in the D.A.M. Skybox, I hear it has a D.A.M. good bathroom. I had to make that joke, fuck you for judging me. Purge looks like Tony Stark went to an ICP concert. Mugen was getting rid of the old era's but refuses to introduce a new era! What am I supposed to call this era!? I'm so lost and confused, and lonely.

 

It's nice to see Pugh standing up for the little...for all of...for himself. I guess it's ok, Mugen gives himself a nice position for some gold...it's like Jay never left! (Smiley face)

 

So, after reading Jookie/Drake's RP, I think there are a lot more fans of the 420 since I left. Should have started up my old college frat (GPG - Ganja Phi Gamma) instead of joining up with the IC again, ah well, too late for that now. Solid RP, Drake you should know to never look a true drug dealer in the eyes, get your stuff, give your money and leave. Also, I will be using the term Bumbohole at some point in the near future in real life.

 

 

Baker Man v. Young Ryan...Young Ryan, that look matches that name. The end of the match made me sad, and I don't know why.

 

Now the OCW version of the Ghost Hunters, Vs Tiki Hut. Enjoy.

 

My man Majin, letting 'Suda know he just got a taste of insanity. Be happy you got the taste from Majin and not Casey, Casey's taste of insanity comes with a side of the clap, and somehow, burning nipples.

 

Xander, what a business man. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. I sense some dissension among the ranks in the Rags. Oooooooh.

 

I ain't gonna lie, that sniper sounded like he was just making 'pew pew' noises. They dead tho.

 

Does Jiminez Negro work for Jimmy Kimmel? Because that's what I'm picturing. The face snatcher is almost Casey's nickname, just reversed. Almost.

 

I downloaded the Messenger app for my phone. I've regretted it ever sense. Metalocalypse is the best way to open any match. Gettin your back broke ain't the best way to end it tho.

 

Tre, your agent's a douche. You gonna get paid.

 

Stacy dropping Clark bars in her droors getting ready to talk to Monster. You should know when you talk to the (or A) Monster, you got to get all your questions out before they ask for tree fitty.

 

Kwan's next attire will be 'veggie burrito brown'. I said it.

 

The Rose's making a statement like those dudes from Puerto Rico on WWE. I do like Anthony Baker screaming shit out at the end. I picture a high pitched voice yelling them though.

 

SKRRT SKRRT. I'm seeing that bear hug drop a lot lately, good for you.

 

The Hut Hunt Continues.

 

Did Wesley Snipes get 4 feet taller in prison?

 

Leon name dropping like a C lister trying to get into a Kardashian. Get at him Leon.

 

Gotta love XB1 Connectivity issues. 4 people in a match is edge of the seat action as far as "will the match go all the way til the end". Looks like someone's getting an extra paycheck this week!

 

Dinsmore having some flashbacks, but I really dug the way this RP read. Visually takes you there.

 

Ahhhh, Xander you got PLAYED! Nathan left you with an envelope full of pubes and disappointment. Was this a disbanding, or a divorce, I can't decide. All I know is this is Nathan's 'superkick through the barbershop' moment, for sure.

 

The alliteration in this RP was almost too much to handle. Almost. Green for red, that's how stop lights were created...I think...probably not though.

 

Damn, that stuff between Drago and Tobin was deep. Not sure if I could take an entire feud between these two...might get me crying. I mean I'm already tearing up...Ok, I'm crying like a baby! DRAGO'S BUDDY DEEEAD! WHY JEEBUS, WHY!?!?

 

Now this dude with his steps. Stop talking and paint them sons of bitches. Callin people sissies, can't even do an RP in public. Trim your damn weeds son!

 

Ain't no lawyer like a wrestling lawyer. Wait, yes there is, ANY LAWYER! Rhyme Tyme is screwed.

 

I think Leon died at one point during this match. Not sure how it that happened. OH wow, that was awesome. That, ladies and gentleman, was a traditional way you kick off a feud, effective as always. Well done.

 

Poor Camelbones, even on drunken suicide watch, he still knows to keep the one with the boobs. Atta boy.

 

Start the count!

 

Mutts get no pity son. Looks like the savages own a wrasslin graveyard. So many people, so many landscaping bills.

 

We all know Majin hates numbers. That ref just learned that.

 

You're welcome part 3. Tell Washington to get on the horn.

 

Ok, so 2 rules of being a man that allows you to just beat a person up with no words necessary. 1) Someone slaps/spits in your face, 2) Someone deficates on/in/around your shit. No talking Crayola, get dat.

 

Matsuda checkin in with the boss. Lots of awkwardness here...lots.

 

Awesome main event, long as hell, but worth it. Wow, I got some practicing to do. But that soundtrack tho. Who's got into musicals?

 

HEY IT'S NATE!! I know him...I KNOW HIM!!!

 

Awwwwww, that ain't right man...that...ain't...right. It's OK OCW, you still got...ME!!

[K.Dangelo]

Versus thanks to friend I'm now on buff blasters so ..... Nvm I'll show what running back and forth on broken steps will do for you .

Show was good and like everyone happy like Nathan with a bag of ..... to see the Rags breakup . They should do better as single competitors .

I think I said I would cheer for Tobin even more if he was a heel . main event was all that and a pot of oxtails .

Monster kill Leon please and thank you .

The purge hmmm no opinion just yet .

Hungry and watching wrestling Fav 5 a little later .

[Anthony Baker]

Baker Man v. Young Ryan...Young Ryan, that look matches that name. The end of the match made me sad, and I don't know why.

 

 

 

The Rose's making a statement like those dudes from Puerto Rico on WWE. I do like Anthony Baker screaming shit out at the end. I picture a high pitched voice yelling them though.

 

Oh jesus.

[Mr.Sensation]

Oh Yea the Rose, Mercer match wasnt submitted due to a corrupted video. We will see a right proper match in the coming weeks.

 

ITS BAKER TIME!

[Nathan Carter]

I hate all of you, stupid Monster, Stupid Sean,

I legit got heated IRL for .7 seconds.

 

But I am dead so my ghost is heated.....

 

We need a symbol of justice, The world Cries out for a HERO!!!! Our Hero!!!

But no one returns, OCW NEEDS A NEW HERO, A NEW TEAM!!

THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINAIRE GENTLEMEN!!!

Drago as Jern Cena

Parker as T-Rex

Nathan Carter as Sexual Rice Crispies

The Ghost of Our Hero as The Brain

Aries as Thunder Tits!

KD Angelo as King Shugaboogah

And Introducing Kwan Watts as Kwan Watts

Coming 2017

 

 

I'm almost afraid to ask what "Sexual Rice Crispies" are. However, they do sound delicious! They're my own "booty-o's"!

[Nathan Carter]

I work a double tomorrow where I literally have to sit at my desk for 12 hours, because I have submitted all my sketches. (I write comedy for a living, losers) That means!!!!! I'll be reading the rest of Riot and posting my review. But in advance...

 

 

 

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[B-17]

I work a double tomorrow where I literally have to sit at my desk for 12 hours, because I have submitted all my sketches. (I write comedy for a living, losers) That means!!!!! I'll be reading the rest of Riot and posting my review. But in advance...

 

 

 

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That is the most terrifying thing I have ever read.

[Nathan Carter]

That is the most terrifying thing I have ever read.

 

 

 

you realize one of my jokes is your sig right?

[Bloom]

Good means you should be on avail on messenger

[Tiberius Dupree]

Leon you've been here how long? And you still don't know how to spell Wrestlution? Shit my phone even has a spellcheck for it.

 

Our world champ is not the top heel go figure.

 

Too much Damien Dark.

 

Xander is a amateur, you never miss a payday, double duty b.

 

Drago is the true face snatcher, ask Xbones.

 

Opening rp seemed rush, I would a went HAM!

 

Jookie is in heaven with Our Hero now, RIP wha gwan.

 

Watch out for that coconut you savage!

 

Clean your backyard you Jiggaboo.

 

Rose Foundation > The Garden

 

Duffel bag of dookie, savage!

 

Worst hardcore match ever, and you came from BG, please b.

 

Watch that FrakenFrost kid!

 

Majin=George Chess, checkmate Deez!