Turmoil 125

[Kassidy Hayes]

Lmao, adam took the champs time and i didnt really write anything for those 2 weeks, notjing inwould have wrote would have helped that situation either. Shrug, it is what it is

 

Ill be ableto wqtch the show on sunday, along with the ppv

[B-17]

Lmao, adam took the champs time and i didnt really write anything for those 2 weeks, notjing inwould have wrote would have helped that situation either. Shrug, it is what it is

 

Ill be ableto wqtch the show on sunday, along with the ppv

 

 

Who is this Adam you speak of?

[Parker]

Turmoil actually has some really good character on the show now.

 

At first I could take it or leave it, but now it's a must watch every week.

 

I'm definitely a Big Ed mark...the man is Giant Gonzalez size..jesus christ, he made Jackson look like the dwarf from Lord of the Rings.

 

Jacksons Theme is bad ass [got it on my ipod]

 

And god damn if those Skullfuck Faces don't have a catchy ass theme.

[Parker]

Here's a bit of vet advice for some of you guys, and it's taking a leap from Matsuda's book, and I've done it with Crowe before also.

 

Adapt your moveset depending on who you are fighting, it only takes 1 or 2 tweaks, but it's the difference between a great looking match, and a bizarre WWF Arcade game match.

 

Example - Jackson vs Big Ed

 

Jackson hits Big Ed with a powerbomb, and not a slow, struggling powerbomb, he hits that shit like he's hitting it on Buddy Burns, for that 1 match I'[d have either taken it out of my moveset, or changed it to an animation where you really struggle to get him up and then slam him down.

 

It's like if I fight Pato or Malu, I know I'm not slaming them around, so I adjust my moveset to moves that don't involve any lifting..it looks more believable.

 

It's the little things that stand out.

[Bray]

First off, great shirt by Jack...I'm sure that would sell like hotcakes. I don't know how you made it through A snake/badass bill match, but kudos to you sir. Kudos. Also, fantastic club name. I have a early 4 horsemen vibe to it with that addition. Like, it turns out you're just weasley and not really passive, like a green Ric Flair.

 

"Hangry? Eat a sandwich"...I need to keep that in mind as an option for my preggo wife. Welp, I'm officially a Bill Ding mark.

 

B's gonna bring punishment with him. You know what that means...boy's at home eating nothing but beans. Gonna gas up the joint!

 

Don't ever lose that moustach Seb...ever.

 

"Malu briskly walks"....I don't believe that for one minute. Why do I feel like food poisoning is in the cards one day for Malu? Bray could have just put ecoli on everything and cleared the path to the #1 contenders match on his own...see, I can be a heel too. What's that? Purposely poisoning someones food is a crime and not a heel move? Pshhhhhht, whatevs, it's a bad ass move is what it is.

 

I didn't realize the womens belt had LED's in it. FANCY!!!! Waiiiiit one minute, I know I've seen Ashley before...where? TV and movies that's where. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ashley's doppleganger, Kym Whytley...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/Amber-Fowler-and-Kym-Whytley.jpg

 

You may remember her from such films as Next Friday, and other films that required a sassy larger black lady. I think she's quite attractive, and also, I'm a fan of absurdly large ta-ta's. So, that helps too.

 

Ohhhh damn! Gretchen caught a frappuccino! That shit gets in EVERYWHERE. Good luck getting that out. Broads man, broads.

 

Didn't understand a word of the intro vid for the skulls, but it's catchy as hell.

 

...(ideally) more to come as I get more time.

 

How do you know I didn't poison his food? ;)

[Cactus Gauge]

Big Ed impressive once again. Just barreling his way through Turmoil.

 

Jeb made me actually feel bad for the bearded wonder after this Turmoil.

[Jimmy Henry]

How long was that 3 count for Bray vs Malu? Kinda felt like the ref really didn't want Bray to win. OCW conspiracy! Congrats to Big Ed for a great win. Big up for the all new guys representing.

[Cactus Gauge]

I heard him say it was long in chat but watching it - it seemed like an eternity

[Jimmy Henry]

Ref: Psst... Malu! Get Up!

 

Malu: I can't, I just shit myself. I think I might have food poisoning.

[Tobin Frost]

I wasnt sure what was up with that pin meter. Threw me off cause I only had one kickout chance.