Turmoil 125

[B-17]

.....and the women's match was stellar because I actually thought Sophia was going to lose. But she keeps winning and winning and winning who shall be her foil?

[Tre Golden]

.....and the women's match was stellar because I actually thought Sophia was going to lose. But she keeps winning and winning and winning who shall be her foil?

 

Tre Golden #Tre4NA and Women's championship

[Bloom]

Tre Golden #Tre4NA and Women's championship

 

#Tre4NAwhenHedoesn'tgetLunchAteByDrago

[Versus]

First off, great shirt by Jack...I'm sure that would sell like hotcakes. I don't know how you made it through A snake/badass bill match, but kudos to you sir. Kudos. Also, fantastic club name. I have a early 4 horsemen vibe to it with that addition. Like, it turns out you're just weasley and not really passive, like a green Ric Flair.

 

"Hangry? Eat a sandwich"...I need to keep that in mind as an option for my preggo wife. Welp, I'm officially a Bill Ding mark.

 

B's gonna bring punishment with him. You know what that means...boy's at home eating nothing but beans. Gonna gas up the joint!

 

Don't ever lose that moustach Seb...ever.

 

"Malu briskly walks"....I don't believe that for one minute. Why do I feel like food poisoning is in the cards one day for Malu? Bray could have just put ecoli on everything and cleared the path to the #1 contenders match on his own...see, I can be a heel too. What's that? Purposely poisoning someones food is a crime and not a heel move? Pshhhhhht, whatevs, it's a bad ass move is what it is.

 

I didn't realize the womens belt had LED's in it. FANCY!!!! Waiiiiit one minute, I know I've seen Ashley before...where? TV and movies that's where. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ashley's doppleganger, Kym Whytley...

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You may remember her from such films as Next Friday, and other films that required a sassy larger black lady. I think she's quite attractive, and also, I'm a fan of absurdly large ta-ta's. So, that helps too.

 

Ohhhh damn! Gretchen caught a frappuccino! That shit gets in EVERYWHERE. Good luck getting that out. Broads man, broads.

 

Didn't understand a word of the intro vid for the skulls, but it's catchy as hell.

 

...(ideally) more to come as I get more time.

[Xander Rane]

#Tre4NAwhenHedoesn'tgetLunchAteByDrago

 

So when Drago vacates it then.

[Tre Golden]

I always do better in rematches Tre4NA

[Bray]

It's not just my neck, sir. Many necks. Many feel as I do, friend. But i speak for those that won't. I'm a voice for the voiceless roster of Turmoil.

 

 

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I speak for them....

 

I'm not sure, I have a pretty big, and mostly annoying, voice.

[Gentleman Jack]

The Gentleman's Review:

 

First, big thanks to the producers for letting me open the show. I know its silly but that's a notch on my belt I'm happy to have. It means a lot to green folk! Now onto the review. As usual I'll stick more to the writing and story lines.

 

So Bill Ding is amazing. I can't wait to watch him try to literally turn chicken shit into chicken salad. And yes I meant literally, not figuratively. I can see it happening. Also, I'd like throw my name into the hat to direct the OCW remake of the Odd Couple starring Bill Ding and Matt Sheldon. License to print money folks.

 

God I love Carlos Cruze. The look, the music, the moves, the taunts, I love it all. I want to work with this man some day. He's gold Jerry, gold!

 

So can we just team up Ashley and Madison already? The name is right there. Ashley Madison??? Anyone??? Hello??? Also I think I missed a big chapter in the Bingo/Jackson feud. Why was Jackson depressed at the end? Why do “we” have a problem to deal with? I thought you hated Ashley as much as you do B. I'm going to chalk this up to me being too new here to know something from months ago that makes this all make perfect sense.

 

Seb, the balls on you! Now take it a step further and start putting up more pieces of yourself on the table for a title shot. First the stash, then hair, then skin color, and finally, FINALLY, I'll get my Dick vs Title match I so long for. Worst case scenario, you lose and can challenge Queen Sophia. Think about it!

 

I have to admit I didn't give two shits about Malu until tonight. But Malu and Bray are great together! And please get Bray in on that #1 contender match. I've shit all over that match in public and private but Bray fixes every problem I have with it. I know I'm too new and don't deserve to have problems with cards but deep, deep down inside you all know I'm right. Tear it up you beautiful, Mediterranean asshole! I'm pulling for you.

 

I want Amber Fowler to cook me some biscuits and gravy. Fun match, all hail Queen Sophia. Also, if Sophia would just give Dennis a tug job in the booth this Sunday I think we could be rid of Madison. Also I never realized how close Dennis was to the autism line until tonight.

 

Oh skull kids, if you just had a better attitude you'd be soooooo over. You look like a million bucks but it's going to take a lot, I mean a lot, to get out of the hole you guys dug. Send the front office a cookie puss or something.

 

Kassidy is getting a personality! We're all screwed! Fun segment and I bet Nightmare enjoyed his cheap plug.

 

Oh Joe... poor, poor, sweet, innocent little Joe. My giant and I will see you Sunday.

 

Dear Orphanage, thank you for a Warriors reference. Also with the shifting backstage politics I look forward to seeing Dennis and Loki wrestle every week for the next three years. You did it yourself Dennis.

 

I look forward to Seb Hitler. Esp once he's bald, african american, and female.

 

Joe, you're so fucked Sunday. I had plans for that bar. Plans!!!!

 

Axton and Bray??? Is it christmas morning? Yes, a thousand times yes to whatever you guys want to do. I'll watch you two do anything. The fact that its assaulting clowns is just a fun bonus. Please go fuck up a circus at some point. Take it out on every clown you can find. I want to see a clown holocaust here people. PS, Clown Holocaust would be a PIMP band name.

 

Bray beat Manu!!!! I have a reason to watch the number one contender match now! Hallelujah! Btw this is less a knock on Manu and more on Seth. I truly apologize if I missed something but I don't know dick about Seth yet. Was the match booked and then something happened to the guy? Either way, happy for Bray.

 

Ok now this Jackson Montgomery I get. But it seems like a totally different Jackson than the one I saw earlier. Oh the joys of letting multiple people write for one character. Either way, this is the champ I was expecting when he came out earlier.

 

Big Ed with the upset! Jackson may not care now but he will soon. I had the good sense to jump on Ed's coattails while there was room. There's going to be a new sheriff in town soon. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

Ouch! A beaten Jackson takes a Jannetty to end the show. I won't sugar coat this, I still don't care about the Turmoil title match. I like both characters but Jackson has been too busy with B-17. If I didn't have the card in front of me I'd swear the title match sunday was between them and not Jackson and Kassidy. The only way I'll back down here is due to the fact that I know you guys had history coming in that my rookie ass doesn't know about. Or maybe Kassidy is just the most cerebral mother here and its all part of a plan that my simple mind can't comprehend yet.. I'm also coming to the realization that the Turmoil championship division appears to be more game driven than story which is probably why I'm having a harder time caring.

 

All in all it was a fun go home edition. Looking forward to my first ppv this weekend. I know the Riot folks will have the spotlight but I hope somebody from Turmoil steals the show. We have some glaring weaknesses as a brand that I don't see changing anytime soon but there's some fun, hungry talent here that could possibly do something special. Either way, I'm looking forward to it. Feel free to throw things at me and call me a clueless rookie now!

[Tre Golden]

The Gentleman's Review:

 

First, big thanks to the producers for letting me open the show. I know its silly but that's a notch on my belt I'm happy to have. It means a lot to green folk! Now onto the review. As usual I'll stick more to the writing and story lines.

 

So Bill Ding is amazing. I can't wait to watch him try to literally turn chicken shit into chicken salad. And yes I meant literally, not figuratively. I can see it happening. Also, I'd like throw my name into the hat to direct the OCW remake of the Odd Couple starring Bill Ding and Matt Sheldon. License to print money folks.

 

God I love Carlos Cruze. The look, the music, the moves, the taunts, I love it all. I want to work with this man some day. He's gold Jerry, gold!

 

So can we just team up Ashley and Madison already? The name is right there. Ashley Madison??? Anyone??? Hello??? Also I think I missed a big chapter in the Bingo/Jackson feud. Why was Jackson depressed at the end? Why do “we” have a problem to deal with? I thought you hated Ashley as much as you do B. I'm going to chalk this up to me being too new here to know something from months ago that makes this all make perfect sense.

 

Seb, the balls on you! Now take it a step further and start putting up more pieces of yourself on the table for a title shot. First the stash, then hair, then skin color, and finally, FINALLY, I'll get my Dick vs Title match I so long for. Worst case scenario, you lose and can challenge Queen Sophia. Think about it!

 

I have to admit I didn't give two shits about Malu until tonight. But Malu and Bray are great together! And please get Bray in on that #1 contender match. I've shit all over that match in public and private but Bray fixes every problem I have with it. I know I'm too new and don't deserve to have problems with cards but deep, deep down inside you all know I'm right. Tear it up you beautiful, Mediterranean asshole! I'm pulling for you.

 

I want Amber Fowler to cook me some biscuits and gravy. Fun match, all hail Queen Sophia. Also, if Sophia would just give Dennis a tug job in the booth this Sunday I think we could be rid of Madison. Also I never realized how close Dennis was to the autism line until tonight.

 

Oh skull kids, if you just had a better attitude you'd be soooooo over. You look like a million bucks but it's going to take a lot, I mean a lot, to get out of the hole you guys dug. Send the front office a cookie puss or something.

 

Kassidy is getting a personality! We're all screwed! Fun segment and I bet Nightmare enjoyed his cheap plug.

 

Oh Joe... poor, poor, sweet, innocent little Joe. My giant and I will see you Sunday.

 

Dear Orphanage, thank you for a Warriors reference. Also with the shifting backstage politics I look forward to seeing Dennis and Loki wrestle every week for the next three years. You did it yourself Dennis.

 

I look forward to Seb Hitler. Esp once he's bald, african american, and female.

 

Joe, you're so fucked Sunday. I had plans for that bar. Plans!!!!

 

Axton and Bray??? Is it christmas morning? Yes, a thousand times yes to whatever you guys want to do. I'll watch you two do anything. The fact that its assaulting clowns is just a fun bonus. Please go fuck up a circus at some point. Take it out on every clown you can find. I want to see a clown holocaust here people. PS, Clown Holocaust would be a PIMP band name.

 

Bray beat Manu!!!! I have a reason to watch the number one contender match now! Hallelujah! Btw this is less a knock on Manu and more on Seth. I truly apologize if I missed something but I don't know dick about Seth yet. Was the match booked and then something happened to the guy? Either way, happy for Bray.

 

Ok now this Jackson Montgomery I get. But it seems like a totally different Jackson than the one I saw earlier. Oh the joys of letting multiple people write for one character. Either way, this is the champ I was expecting when he came out earlier.

 

Big Ed with the upset! Jackson may not care now but he will soon. I had the good sense to jump on Ed's coattails while there was room. There's going to be a new sheriff in town soon. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

Ouch! A beaten Jackson takes a Jannetty to end the show. I won't sugar coat this, I still don't care about the Turmoil title match. I like both characters but Jackson has been too busy with B-17. If I didn't have the card in front of me I'd swear the title match sunday was between them and not Jackson and Kassidy. The only way I'll back down here is due to the fact that I know you guys had history coming in that my rookie ass doesn't know about. Or maybe Kassidy is just the most cerebral mother here and its all part of a plan that my simple mind can't comprehend yet.. I'm also coming to the realization that the Turmoil championship division appears to be more game driven than story which is probably why I'm having a harder time caring.

 

All in all it was a fun go home edition. Looking forward to my first ppv this weekend. I know the Riot folks will have the spotlight but I hope somebody from Turmoil steals the show. We have some glaring weaknesses as a brand that I don't see changing anytime soon but there's some fun, hungry talent here that could possibly do something special. Either way, I'm looking forward to it. Feel free to throw things at me and call me a clueless rookie now!

 

Turmoil had a tournament to crown the first world champion, Kass vs Jackson was the finals, Mr Kass won. Then another tournament happened and Jimmy Henry won and was set to face Kass, tank gate then occurred, and Jackson won the belt after it was vacated, Kass comes back as the "true" champ, another triple threat and b-17 is pinned. Officially Kassidy has never been pinned in a title match, it always another getting pinned.

[Bloom]

Holy shit Tre Makes sense, is this reality?

Sorry Tre <3

Still holy shit. I cant!