I loved all the raw and entertaining hatred lol. Great show guys.

S'up, Versus. Here I am, checking on the site and look what I find: so many familiar faces. I guess 2K16 turned out to be pretty good. Thanks for the honorable mention, only to immediately be overshadowed by GUY "WHO THE F*** IS MORRISON" FAUSTOOOOOOOO!!!! But it's cool... cool, cool, cool. Yuuuuuuuuup.

 

I was also surprised that more people didn't use Text-To-Speech, especially Jay -- such a time saver. I used Natural Reader (Free) -- pretty good program. Regrettably, I never utilized any fancy voices. I should find a Christopher Walken... or Anthony Hopkins... or even better: Michael Ironside.

 

I would also recommend that people install Grammarly. It's like having a 24/7 grammar nazi installed to your computer. The free version mainly helps with spelling and simple grammatical errors, but it does the job. The full version costs like $130 a year, or something crazy like that, but unless you write books for a living, I don't see why you'd pay more than $20 for grammar software. But yeah, it seamlessly blends with Google and other programs, so as you type, it notifies you of any errors and offers suggestions.

 

Anyway: congrats on the upcoming bundle of bud. Say goodbye to sleeping for a while, but say hello to a fascinating world of self-discovery. I'm not gonna say the typical mumbo jumbo, like: "Best decision you ever made" or "You don't know true love until you have a child" because that sh*t is subjective. For all I know, you could be on the news for a murder-suicide, next year. All I can say is that I've been in the game for a little over a year and I'm lovin' it like McDonalds (I actually hate McDonalds, but I couldn't think of anything else).

 

I've been lucky, though; my kid is not an a-hole... so far, and she's freakin' adorable. Believe it or not, I've become attached to the little sh*t.

 

And now, for the mandatory "showing of the baby the pics" -- get used to that... and convincing everyone that your baby is the best at every mundane act. She rolled over for the first time and I lost my sh*t. So stupid.

 

 

I made a poster of the top left pic:

 

Magnificent!! Bud, it's great to see you! Sorry I didn't talk more about you, I was a little...tipsy. Im pretty psyched about the lil gal coming in (and yep, I found out the other day, it's indeed a girl). It's now my job to keep her off the pole and make sure she's not an a-hole.

Magnificent!! Bud, it's great to see you! Sorry I didn't talk more about you, I was a little...tipsy. Im pretty psyched about the lil gal coming in (and yep, I found out the other day, it's indeed a girl). It's now my job to keep her off the pole and make sure she's not an a-hole.

 

Hardest job you'll ever have.

Magnificent!! Bud, it's great to see you! Sorry I didn't talk more about you, I was a little...tipsy. Im pretty psyched about the lil gal coming in (and yep, I found out the other day, it's indeed a girl). It's now my job to keep her off the pole and make sure she's not an a-hole.

 

Don't worry about it, man, I was just joshin'. Everyone knows that Guy and I are the same person anyways.

 

Congrats on finding out you're having a girl. On the bright side: they're cleaner, you don't have to have "the talk" and no crunchy socks... unless that is also a girl thing... in which case, that's gross. On the downside: no heir to the thrown (your family name will die a lonely death, forever lost in time... like tears in the rain) and the chances of playing catch, or building go-karts, kinda dwindles... unless she's a tomboy (fingers and ovaries crossed).