Paradise Reflection

[Cactus Gauge]

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Scene opens on the tropical island which the Gentleman's Club has taken refuge for some much needed R&RR - Retard and Racist Relaxation. Cactus Gauge has broken away from his diaper duties and found himself a nice quiet spot, a cold adult beverage and some time to soak in the scenery.

 

Cactus: Peaceful. I can't believe I get to see this place right now.

 

Cactus downs his drink and grabs a second which he had taken with him as a back up plan. He leans back on a palm tree and sighs loudly.

 

Cactus: What in the hell am I doing here?

 

Cactus: The racist has been barking orders and making me change the retards man-sized mandingo diapers.

 

Cactus: By the way, I've never seen a larger set of gross balls in my life. I thought I was looking at a mushroom give birth to two - huge - hairy balls.

 

Cactus downs the rest of his second drink.

 

Cactus: And the little guy. He's one of the most proper, elegant, well spoken - freak of a racist I've ever met. I am all for a good chicken and watermelon joke, but this dude takes it to another level.

 

Cactus takes another sip.

 

Cactus: How the hell did I get into ball washing duty again? What the flip Cactus!

 

Cactus: For Christ sake - we drug the massive timber of slowness behind our limo in his custom made 18 wheeler chair.

 

Cactus: And.. And.. I swear I heard Jack calling his connections at Make-A-Wish to get Ed a free trip to disney world. Somethings not right there.

 

Shaking his head.

 

Cactus: The things I do for my career.

 

As Cactus let's out another sigh, he realizes he's out of drink and it's time to get back. Just then, Cactus hear's Gentleman Jack from a distance.

 

Jack: Just breath in deep Ed!

 

Big Ed: ERRRRR - BANANAS!

 

Cactus: Bananas? Ugh, work calls. This shit better pay off.

 

Scene ends as Cactus tosses his last bottle into the ocean and turns to walk back to camp.

 

Cactus: Have mercy on my soul Lord. And, send. Help. Quick. I gotta get back to Turmoil.

 

Cactus: I should stop talking to myself, while I am at it. Maybe another drink will do the trick.

 

Cactus hears Ed yelp out another scream.

 

Cactus: I am coming!

 

Cactus whispers: Damnit.

[Jimmy Henry]

Only been in the Club about a day and having second thoughts? You heels have no conviction. Hope Jack finds out and drops you like a hot potato.

[B-17]

Only been in the Club about a day and having second thoughts? You heels have no conviction. Hope Jack finds out and drops you like a hot potato.

 

Us baby faces are all on one page?

[Dennis Black]

The only faces on Turmoil are Dennis, Madison, Influence, and JH.

[Jackson Montgomery]

The only faces on Turmoil are Dennis, Madison, Influence, and JH.

 

Dennis MAYBE but Madison a face? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Madison Cox]

Dennis MAYBE but Madison a face? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

:( :( :(

[B-17]

The only faces on Turmoil are Dennis, Madison, Influence, and JH.

 

you're like a child that didn't get his treats.

[Jacob Trance]

you're like a child that didn't get his treats.

 

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[Tre Golden]

The only faces on Turmoil are Dennis, Madison, Influence, and JH.

 

Dennis wrestles just like a heel though lol

[Madison Cox]

Dennis wrestles just like a heel though lol

 

H-how dare you?! You take that back, smythe jr.