Turmoil 132

[Jimmy Henry]

OK, seeing as its B's first show as booker, JT's last as producer, more importantly my return show, and the shitstorm has died down, I shall review:

 

* Booking was top notch - well done.

 

* Malu eating the royal feast RP was good fun & well written, very descriptive - and hinted at a potential feud between the champs, without fully committing. It keeps options open, it's a smart move considering the competitive nature of OCW.

 

* Skullies RP - I laughed at the English translation, but the set up of these promos is getting a bit repetitive - and I don't always google translate them. I'd like to see some more variety. I did enjoy the KOCW spot at the end, that was cool of Sophia to give you guys that platform.

 

* Bill Ding's Hungry Times RP was iconic, I fucking loved it. HUNGRY TIMES BROTHER! Got a bit heavy at the end.

 

* Bray/Mystique thing was pretty cool, early days yet, let's see where it goes. I'm assuming there will be some sort of reveal. Good amount of content on this episode Bray.

 

* Ashley giving Jackson 3 matches to go through, is a cool idea for proving his worth.

 

* The weird split personality Loki RP is actually quite fun to read, which pains me horribly to say. It does give him a unique gimmick on the show, rather than just chatting up Stacy Clarke with every other rookie.

 

* Bill Ding vs Nightmare - Feel like Bill has had every dancing entrance out, but none suit as much as the original Dude Love one. Nightmare is Cactus-main-cum-alt guy? I might have preferred the serial killer look. I can't really go sped-up matches, so I'm skimmed it. DQ & beatdown ending, fair enough, hopefully this goes somewhere.

 

* The Ashley Blain teasing Dennis RP to set up the Main Event, made me blush. Well written and a nice change from just coming to ringside to announce it, or telling it to Dennis in her office.

 

* Sid putting the skullies over in their match was a nice touch. That's twice in a week, by two top players, use the momentum generated and focus it on something. Some cool spots in that video, and I laughed when the ref just totally no-sold the carnage & counted to 3.

 

* I am a massive mark for the Gentleman's Club and their RPs. See they've added Dustin White, starting to look quite formidable. The buildup to the punchline "One religious nut case down, four to go" was awesome.

 

* Jackson gets his first win of the required 3 handed to him as part of the Bray story. Cool I get that, I'd be disappointed if you didn't get to match 3. I'd also be disappointed if match 3 wasn't a genuinely competitive no.1 contender match. Bray I hope you don't plan on feuding with yourself/your own alt to Summercide, I assume you have a plan.

 

* Jordan Jax with a good debut RP. Think we might have another proper new member.

 

* Bray vs Trance - the first match with an actual competitive ending. Nice competitive back & forth and a good win, for content & performance Bray is Jimmy's MVP for this episode.

 

* Convoy vs Club - I was expecting a tag match. This match & ending RP does enough to establish a rivalry between the 2 factions, neither of them are particularly face, so I don't get who I'm supposed to root for. Not always a bad thing. Strong identity for 2 rookie factions.

 

* Main Event was great - other than my FPR break. I genuinely wanted to win so bad, I'd be a great TV champ. When the fall at the end happened, I knew it was time to stay down. The spot came about naturally, and was too perfect for my first match back after my Lution cage match. Like i said yesterday, it was my favourite match I've been involved in all season.

 

Good show, external incidents aside. Hope we can move on from all this stronger, and keep the momentum up.

[B-17]

* Booking was top notch - well done.

 

Seeing as I booked you in the Main Event I'm gonna take this with a grain of salt. Let's see how you feel after you open the show with Loki next week as punishment for getting my hopes up that you were about to beat that smug blow up doll.

 

Just going to focus on the RPs here.

 

 

Dennis Black/Malu RP

 

It strikes me as odd that someone actually thinks that hosting a meal in a wrestling ring will work. I feel that if we go back into the history of Wrestling, it has never happened...Anyways Malu is champion. Congrats.

 

You know what I found odd? Once again we have a heel cutting a heel promo but she manages a face that is god awfully stupid. I don’t hate it, it’s unique. But it makes your character incredibly passive, I really can’t wait for him to wise up. It’s like watching Daniel Bryan join the Wyatt Family but then not going back to face.

 

I did like the tiny bit of mutual respect.

 

Skull Kids

 

Another RP that no one will google translate. Hey guess what? We like your characters! Guess what else? You’ve done the same shit for (checks watch) since you got here.

 

Spice it up. I know you wanted to work with a certain someone, well that didn’t work out. You need to find someone else. Don’t be driftless. Hell Loki will happily insult your culture. He’s a dick.

 

Bill Ding RP

 

A face in a heelish world. Bill Ding deserves some love. His family might go hungry between you not having the salary and eating what little food you can buy.

 

Bray RP

 

I kinda already said that I liked your RP. Still if you’re gonna be savage, be savage. No one is batting an eye over you calling Madison a whore.

 

Seb RP

 

Que? Barry? Fuck.

 

Sophia RP

 

Why the fuck are you hiding? Calling Madison a bitch. K, people, she is a cunt. Say it with me. C...U….N….T. Congrats on your victory. Please go kill Madison.

Bray RP

 

Way to put over that “Undertaker dude” even though he looks like a taller Black Panther.

 

Gent Club RP

 

You guys are by far the most distinctive group in OCW. Have you consider matching outfits. Maybe a shirt that reads “Jack 2016” could work?

 

Brief moment about a match. So Black Panther debuts and kicks Bray’s ass...nice start. Then loses first match...back to zero.

 

Jordan Jax RP

 

Amore does not exist in this universe, wait I should have said that to Bray too...Bray, Undertaker does not exist in this universe.

 

Anyways...that RP was all over the place the fans would be like this.

 

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Welcome to Turmoil. May you never use that “ain’t nobody got time for this” line again.

 

Seb RP

 

Damnit, Seb. We all want to cheer for you. Stop hurting this underpaid intern.

 

Another thing about a match.

 

Bray. You just got attacked. Why not sell the injury? Throw some bandages on. Lower your stats. I did it for a few matches. It was a bitch to play but it really helped to sell the idea...or is Black Panther a pussy, and if Black Panther is a pussy why did we sign him? TRANCE did you just troll Bray. I hope so.

 

Convoy RP

 

Woah. The masses do not hate Gent Club. It’s like appreciating Kobe Bryant. Did he rape that girl?...yeah, most likely, but damn he is a good basketball player. It’s like a morbid fascination. Do we like em? Yeah. But would we party with them, fuck no.

 

Nice RP.

[Bray]

Bandages are for pussies.

 

Consider me the Deadpool of this place. And consider Mystique the little ball of craziness that got stuck with a antidote syringe that backfired.

 

I break all the walls, seen a lotta shit, so anything I think that exists, exists.

 

I am a bit crazy so I apologize to fans for the confusion. All in a day's work for Turmoil's next top babyface.

 

Tick tock, B

[B-17]

Bandages are for pussies.

 

Consider me the Deadpool of this place. And consider Mystique the little ball of craziness that got stuck with a antidote syringe that backfired.

 

I break all the walls, seen a lotta shit, so anything I think that exists, exists.

 

I am a bit crazy so I apologize to fans for the confusion. All in a day's work for Turmoil's next top babyface.

 

Tick tock, B

 

That's it. I told you not to fucking tick tick. Mother fucker, Loki is gonna ring your clock.

[Sophia]

Sophia RP

 

Why the fuck are you hiding? Calling Madison a bitch. K, people, she is a cunt. Say it with me. C...U….N….T. Congrats on your victory. Please go kill Madison.

 

Because I just got attacked, you dummy. Did you not watch the PPV yet? Gotta recuperate and sell that injury in a no sell world.

 

RRRRRAAAPPAADOOOO!!

[Jordan Jax]

Ain't nobody got time for B-17

[Pugh]

#pugh2016

[Madison Cox]

Madison isn't a heel, b17. She's a realist and doesn't sugar coat the in character state of Turmoil. A heel wouldn't have clapped for Seb the way she did at the ppv. She respects work horses that get overlooked (Dennis and Seb).

 

We did have a long period of da same guys at the top diminishing the world title, as well as flavors of the month being placed where they had no business being.

 

Fans only consider her a heel because she speaks truth that is hard to swallow. One by one that carousel of the saaaaaaaame talents and flavors that were our Crown Jewels have been bested this summer. It's been a transition for the better. In truth...B17 is all that's left of that crew that needs humbling by Dennis or Malu.

 

After that, we will fully transition into the fat / skinny caramel era. Change isn't a bad thing. But, the time for it is now.

 

We in the Kingdom were hopeful of change with this transition in booking, but now we have people returning for title shots. Hence, we will continue our holy war on biased booking!!!!

 

Edit: Kass rocks!

[K.Dangelo]

Thanks Big Ed for killing any chance of RioT discussion!

[Sophia]

Thanks Big Ed for killing any chance of RioT discussion!

 

#TurmoilRevolt2016