Turmoil 134

[Jacob Trance]

Is Cactus a SHVY?

 

That caw looks huge.

 

Not that I know of.

[Blackbeard]

Big Ed MOTY right there!!

 

 

Is it wrong that I want to wear a Gentlemans Club tshirt?? :(

 

Might have to steal one, I am a pirate after all :p

[Bloom]

Big Ed MOTY right there!!

 

 

Is it wrong that I want to wear a Gentlemans Club tshirt?? :(

 

Might have to steal one, I am a pirate after all :p

 

IF yee can get outta ya bed ya drunk!!!

 

ARRRRRRRRRRRRG

 

EDIT: AND EVEN THOUGH you're trying to quit the ELIXIR BE A CALLING!!!

Edited August 4, 2016 by Bloom

[B-17]

I think we are countin how many times B-17 has lost to me?

 

That would be 12 to the character Trance in matches and DMS. I haven't forgotten.

[Jimmy Henry]

Poor tank that was like when Cody Storm got threw in the trash. Big Ed, you ain't got no class!

[Jacob Trance]

Trance Talks Turmoil Page One

 

Welcome to the first edition of Trance Talks Turmoil, in which I will review Turmoil, obviously.

 

 

The show opens with commentary, they big up the fact we are no longer travelling because Mugen refuses to allow it.

 

Malu Segment

 

Up next comes Malu, the champion no one thought deserved to be champion at the start because "lol they want a vet." He bigs up his tag match later on in the night, good idea but he also uses it to speak individually about everyone involved, which is a great idea, because they could be potential opponents for his title at some point in the near future. He lets us know he doesn't really care about B-17, he just wants Dennis but if the Last Action Hero decides to get in the way, then he'll remove him.

 

Día de los Muertos Segment

 

I sadly do not speak Spanish because I'm an uncultured swine, but I ran it through google translate, which is all fine and well, but you should really provide a little translation of what you're saying underneath your actions, so people, you know, know what you're saying. For example:

 

Sugar Skull - Esta noche, no será formalidades. OCW, sabes quien soy. Usted sabe quiénes somos. Hasta este punto hemos aquí a divertirse y a pasar un buen rato. A partir de esta noche, ha cambiado. Debido a los acontecimientos recientes que algunos de ustedes pueden o no sabe, que nos mantuvo fuera de Turmoil la semana pasada, una cierta mamadora de pene que aún no damos el placer de nombrar, ha arruinado nuestra diversión. Nuestro buen momento. Así, a partir de esta noche, arruinamos su.

 

(Tonight, there will be formalities. OCW, you know who I am. You know who we are. Up to this point we have here to have fun and have a good time. From tonight, he has changed. Due to recent events which some of you may or may not know, that kept us out of Turmoil last week, some sucker penis not yet give pleasure to name, it has ruined our fun. Our good time. Thus, from tonight, we ruin it.)

 

It just makes it easier for the reader to know what you're actually talking about, after all, prophetical warnings about doomsday only really work if we know it's coming.

 

Adam Adams Segment

 

Rookies, this is how you get noticed. Brought in at the final hour because of a no show, Adam smashes out a role play that not only makes sense given his situation, but is good. He even referenced happenings on previous shows, showing he's not all about his own stuff. Even works the potential lack of music deal... Leading into...

 

TJ Stevens vs. Adam Adams - Match

 

I can't tell if I want that to be Double A's permanent music or not, but his entrance and CAW look like someone you'd expect to see trying out for a show. I won't say much on the match, his FPR was fine, it was fun enough to play. One thing I will comment on though, he knee dropped me with his uncovered knee. He also played like a face, when we had a tie-up stalemate he wasn't smashing the strike button like a goon to get some damage off. Some of my moves are still a little off, but it'll be fixed.

 

Good job kid, welcome to the OCW family.

 

Jordan Jax Segment

 

Another new guy, getting his sleeves rolled up and digging in. He wasn't sure about the catchphrase, but the commentary team have picked up on it so I'm guessing someone out there likes it. I quite like the gimmick, I'm picturing a kind of 70's guy meets Jersey Shore kinda deal, from the way you're speaking, but I might be way off.

 

Sebastian Abbott / Jimmy Henry Segment

 

Nice little nod to Jimmy and his past, I can't help but feel sorry for Ginger which makes me hope that this culminates in Ginger versus Seb, Jimmy somehow gets involved, resulting in Ginger sneaking a win, and we get more of Jimmy vs. Seb as a good little feud. Fantasy booking! Yay! Seriously though, please don't shit in peoples bags, you'll make Parker one up you by shitting all over your house.

 

 

And that is the end of page one, which was a very enjoyable page. More later folks! Feel free to discuss the opinions I've expressed here as well as your own.

[Dennis Black]

Adam Adams has an old school look, moveset, and music. perfect. Good first match.

[Bloom]

Adam Adams has an old school look, moveset, and music. perfect. Good first match.

 

Delightful!!

[Jacob Trance]

Page two of the trance talks turmoil review will come post bar session. I've read a good deal and holy shit, someone went from vanilla to my new favourite character

[Bloom]

Page two of the trance talks turmoil review will come post bar session. I've read a good deal and holy shit, someone went from vanilla to my new favourite character

 

You sure your not getting PM's OF SUPPORT!!!

 

Don't mind me im just going to be

Until I run it into the ground!