All right, which of you skull fuckers beat me, Confess.

 

Parker is the one hag molested you :(

There's some AMAZING entrances on this show, even better than Lution......

 

Blake Ma'jin, Dupree looking like some fucking other world Betterness Ming Emperor, Dimsmore with his old creepy ass woman playing the instrument, even Smythe's intro had me marking.....and Dennis m'fkin Black, tha tshit was exceptional.

Jesus H. Props to all involved in the BIG REVEAL. Its no "I'm your father's brother Tobin" but its up there.

Jesus H. Props to all involved in the BIG REVEAL. Its no "I'm your father's brother Tobin" but its up there.

 

That being said, I look forward to completing a "Perfect Dodecahedron" against all 84 of you. Ain't none on my level.

Some things definitely worth mentioning.

 

That spinebuster onto the steps in the NA match.

 

Big Ed's mauling of Jimmy, that Lumberjack in general, very very well done.

 

Baker picking up his first ppv win, your my candidate for rookie of the year b. (Eat that Blek!)

 

Terd Gerden falling through every table imaginable.

 

The KD Ste fight was just that a FIGHT!

 

KD joining Rev Inc is big, not just the acquisition, but the freaking size of KD, he's like 15 soldiers in one.

 

What impressed me most is the Turmoil ppl, you guys freaking showed the fuck up. I know us Riot guys give you guys shit, but man you guys get it.

Unfortunately I seem to have missed out on the sale on bottled fountain of youth water. All these other old bastards from the golden era seem to have taken the whole stock :p

Parker juiced up , majin dyes his hair, Nate has a Dorian gray painting somewhere , I'd black don't crack, versus weed keeps him youthful

Parker juiced up , majin dyes his hair, Nate has a Dorian gray painting somewhere , I'd black don't crack, versus weed keeps him youthful

 

Who needs the fountain of youth when you got Jurassic Juice...I'll hook you up Sensai.

Some things definitely worth mentioning.

 

That spinebuster onto the steps in the NA match.

 

Big Ed's mauling of Jimmy, that Lumberjack in general, very very well done.

 

Baker picking up his first ppv win, your my candidate for rookie of the year b. (Eat that Blek!)

 

Terd Gerden falling through every table imaginable.

 

The KD Ste fight was just that a FIGHT!

 

KD joining Rev Inc is big, not just the acquisition, but the freaking size of KD, he's like 15 soldiers in one.

 

What impressed me most is the Turmoil ppl, you guys freaking showed the fuck up. I know us Riot guys give you guys shit, but man you guys get it.

 

This right here, I can't pay the Turmoil guys any more of a compliment than saying that at the start of the season, we weren't really interested in a PS4 division, and now you have like 4-5 Hall of Fame 8+ year vets [myself included] that have bought PS4's so we can throw down with some of you.

 

That tells you that you're doing something right.

 

Baker picking up his first ppv win, your my candidate for rookie of the year b. (Eat that Blek!)

 

 

That means a lot.

One of my low key fav moments was in the lumber jack match, cacti gage rolls up to lee and ding and starts mocking, he does the Hollywood taunt and lee pops him in the mouth and backs up, cactus is like ohhhhh he'll no rushes lee, reversed,tries against, reversed gets popped again. Then cacti is like well fuck I'll hit the notorious d I n g and ding is like nooooo daddeh and cracks cacti again. To the point cacti is like fffffuck this going back to my side. I was dying.......