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After a short pan to the commentators, a strange new song plays over the speakers and a logo appears on the titan-tron that says "The Coleman Club". Out comes a man dressed in a black and white vest, trunks, boots and knee pads with a microphone in hand. He makes his way into the ring and grins at the crowd before speaking.

 

Sean Coleman: Ladies and Gentlemen take a good look at this companies future! I have been watching this company drive itself into the ground for some time now, but never fear, I, Sean Coleman have come as your savior!

 

The Crowd begins to boo loudly and Coleman begins to get annoyed before addressing the crowd.

Sean Coleman: Of course you small minded out there can't appreciate a phenomenal figure such as myself. However, to those who actually HAVE some intelligence, buy into the Coleman Club, because if you don't...

 

Coleman grins at the crowd.

 

Sean Coleman: Well, plan B is always an option.

 

Coleman drops the mic as his music hits and he walks off with a grin on his face.

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I didn't know our revenue stream was doing poorly. I thought any deficient was made up by our hoots merchandising?

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I didn't know our revenue stream was doing poorly. I thought any deficient was made up by our hoots merchandising?

 

Thats H A U S O F H O O T DAWT CAWM. hausofhoot.com get all your OCW merchandise today!

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