Turmoil 185

[Dennis Black]

Will review from phone as I watch.

 

Malu is looking old these days. Looking comfortable. I can assume he’s getting way more pie these days. To that I say, you are welcome. Having the greatest wrestler of the modern era on your brand comes with benefits! Will take some organizing on Nate’s part for sure. But maybe the concept of fighting for a Chanpionship shot isn’t Going to be be a occurrence. ��

 

Jookie Marley never fails to get people talking. Don’t get me wrong, he fails absolutely. I merely chalk this up as meta retaliation from Riot. Cute. Moving on.

 

Welcome back, Sin. Your story is an interesting one and I hope you keep adding to it, not just when you’re booked. Our roster is bigger than than last season, so you will need to make efforts to ensure you stand out. Losing a match in casual clothes is a good start :P

 

On to my favorite part of page one. Code Terror. Those belts are...something else. I laughed. While you will most certainly get a few snide remarks from inactive folks calling you two ‘belt marks’, my advice is to do you. Do what interests you and what will make this place enjoyable for you within our rule set. Some People will most certainly go out of their way to make this place miserable for you. Ignore it.

 

You went about this the right way, you’ve turned it into a comedic angle. FAKE NEWS! Good look coming out together, though I don’t think the tag entrance you’ve chosen fits your team. Hope the feud with the drakes continues.

 

Don’t burn yourself out Seb!

 

Pem helping out rookies with the Hendrix invitational got the expected result. Didn’t go one hundred on CJ, but also made him work for the win as well. Interesting use of universe mode dialogue.

[Tiberius Dupree]

Haha that ending was hilarious.

 

Big Ed throwing plates of food, I bet Ding is highly upset with how that went down, the shit he was saying too.

 

Whoever it was who go powerbombed off the 18 wheeler, I hope you don't plan on wrestling anytime soon, you ded b!

[Dennis Black]

That was Colin. How do you not know that! He was just on riot a few days ago.

 

Damn you, Dupree...

[Tiberius Dupree]

That was Colin. How do you not know that! He was just on riot a few days ago.

 

Damn you, Dupree...

 

So he's dead right? Because that would mean Ed is a murderer and is looking at future jail time with Leon Valentine.

 

Shepard should take that hoody off walking in the suburbs though, it might be another type of beat down vid by authorities.

[Dennis Black]

I wouldn’t say... dead. Nate took a worse fall from Majin and is still wrestling some how. I think it is safe to say Colin won’t be back any time soon.

[B-17]

I want to know HOW they ended up fighting up there

[Wrex]

Flakes tend to crumble if dropped from large heights..

[Pugh]

I want to know HOW they ended up fighting up there

 

Turmoil logic b. Turmoil logic.

[Dennis Black]

[Mr.Sensation]

The Camera pans to a chair with RICH not VERSUS Corinthian Leather as the camera pans out we see a roaring fire place and a majestic man with a large leather bound book in hand. The Camera pans to Our Hero with a bubble pipe and furcoat. In his best James Lipton voice he speak.

 

Our Hero: My I didn't notice you!.

Our Hero: What is this I am reading? WELL IT IS THE BOOK!!!, so Gather Round.

 

"I'll Name This Review Later"

 

I'd like to podcast mah thoughts but I am going to go watch Knights Kill each other and eat a Turkey Leg so I figure I get this out before I forget everything period. Gonna skip around,

 

Here is what I am listening to as I write, because fuck you.

 

Dug Malu's speech, COUGH, COUGH. Nice little bit of history. Which I am a huge mark of, because well its history, OCW has a Rich Lore that is visibly hidden. CCW was neat part of the OCW Tapestry and deserves some mention, Shout out to SEF Irving aka Austin Lee, I member when you was a champ, chump. Anyhow when this idea came across my desk I wasn't a huge fan just because the tendecy for fuckery (As much as a lot of you think you know whats best for OCW, I've been through 13 years of it so I seen some shit). That being said weighing the pros and Con's and having the ability to turn chickenshit into chicken salad I agreed, and here we are. It's gonna be an interesting ride so lets see where it takes us! Either way its something fresh! (More on this later)

 

Samson and Jookie

As much as Dougie wants to paint this as Riot retaliation, LOL oh YOU. I can tell you why this video came to air. But first let me say why I didn't bother "Sensational Editing" (look it up) The match. We are on youtube now YouTube in addition to the shows is a HUGE amount of work. Lets break down a typical show Cycle, Riot takes me roughly 1 1/2 to 3 hours on a good day, and that is not factoring in the time it takes to Upload all the videos, rag em, title em, seo them, art, type etc.

 

It's all lil bits of time, that while doing it for one is super quick try doing it for 10 or 20 in 1 shot and making sure everything is copasetic it adds up. On top of that it also needs to be done for Turmoil while I coordinate with the Turmoil GM in an effort to make sure we deploy in a timely fashion. Which as you noticed yesterday was not as timely due to IRL, so I took over. *Yall Welcome by the way* .I say that to say this, with all of the above I don't have time to clean up videos for people anymore. On top of that Samson had an RP and even how small, I do not like to waste content unless I have no choice between time constraints and no thought threads (more on that later). So we go live and it is my hope that the Turmoil and OCW in general calls it like they see it, I am not even upset about entrance but more so the 2 for one package, so yes Trumoil get the fangs out.

 

GTV

I like Ginger, he looks like Jimmy Henry (god bless the dead). So after much time and thought Code Terror (I like the name btw) debut the Trumoil Belts. As I said in private I am very anti belt marks. So I will say it in public I really don't like belt marks at all. If memory serves Trance pitched this idea last seasson and the belts winded up going to TKF after Trance did fuck all with it? I don't rem. Either way a belt for belts sake is something im not a fan of.

 

However I am all a fan of Comedy, so when this idea inevitably came on the docket It was greenlit with the provision they use the paper plate belts and they make it funny (which it sorta is with the magic of a lil editing) Sidebar, I kinda wish Ginger was a little more active in this interview he was kind of decorating. Anyhow by going the trumpian NOO WE THE CHAMPS, NU UHHHH ROUTE, it serves 2 purposes #1 it gives them something to do, #2 it shows me they are willing to work.

 

I have had the "Can I get a belt Gimmick" before and I always pitch the comedic route they say nah, then flake. Code Terror is gonna try so lets see where it goes. If it fails I did my due diligence and give them a shot, if they put in the work and they succeed then they win, I win, and everyone wins. Shit wont be over night, also A BELT is something you wear around your waist, a CHAMPIONSHIP is what a champion wears! right now ITS STILL A BELT! Also Corey has to wind dumbass of the week (actually probably not, dumbass of the hour) how you gonna run in 2 v 1, cmon son common sense b!

 

Chazzy

I like how Chazz Looks like he used to be a Juggalo and decided he wanted to Rustle, served its purpose I suppose. Generally alternates don't go 100 but we don't let that be known publically. But then again some alternates will BURY YOU IN THE GARDEN HOOT.

 

Riley Stixx

Dug it, Stixx came from the bottom, (pause) and mounted a nice comeback in the end I'm actually a Stixx Mark That stupid song got stuck in my head for a week and it was driving me up a wall (ask staff) and because OCD I just started video watching video again as im typing this and.....

IM ONE OF AKIND, AINT NO ONE LIKE ME, ITS REAL DAM THING, I AINT GOT TIME, I GOT SOME WHERE TO BE, THE CROWN WILL BE MINE,FIND ME IN MY PRIME WHERE I WANNA BE PUT MY MONEY WHERE MY MOUTH IS THIS SOUND IS ASTOUNDING.. GOD DAMMIT....

Anyway. Riley put an end to that shit real quick, Desperation isnt the right word but Riley was like NO CHILL WHAM! dug match though. PLEASE get rid of evanessence, I mean i said this in private but I want to reiterate, because it was bothering me for weeks and I kept forgetting to say something so I am making up for it today!

 

Yoko

I'm not huge on the Yokozuna surname just cuz well YOKOZUNA from WWE. I am aware that Yokozuna means grand sumo champion though. Muryo means Approximate... Approximate Champion...eh eh. Clever. I have a picture of Yoko in my head not Ono, but the Rp's kind of remind me of the stoic guy in the Anime. Either way one of my fav chars because of the unique look. I see you on the site and on the discord you don't say much BUT I SEE YOU HAMMER!!!!

http://78.media.tumblr.com/c63ed2d465ba26a8cf3148ba555424ac/tumblr_nfx5doPKXa1rbub5do1_500.jpg

 

LOCK THE GATES

This Rp felt disjointed, this is to build up to the finale where the doors get locked and rookies get the ever loving shit beat out of them. But the placement request just says, before "Main Event" yall should know I HATE IF AND RPS, as an example "Place this RP Before, ME but after Bobs match but not before Tim's match" WHAT denega WHAT? anyway this RP would be the lead in for the Beer Battered Fuck Up to be on top of the truck but it was formatted in such a way it couldn't work because it would be DIRECTLY after the match which was basically the 2nd the last. Maybe with more time it would have been formatted to fit but it was very back loaded (pause) and I took turmoil literally as I got home so I ain't have time to do magic. So Instead a some quick thinking and some head trauma, which makes a certain rookie coming out later look RESILIENT as fuck.

 

Yoko vs Ginga

Yoko needs some Flair on his attire, just looks very bland and dull, maybe some patches from Japan. Something.

This was more even then I thought it should be, well I mean knowing ginger handler of courser it would be but. YOKO IF THEY TAUNT IN THE OPENING OF THE MATCH DO NOT BACK UP, EITHER TAUNT OR SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. Good grasping of FPR, Dig Yoko's finish.

 

Da Roadhouse

Bar, Booze, and a owner with a muffin top, Good use of a rookie, this feels like a diet meta version of its always sunny cept ocw.

 

At this point I realized im going through the entire show, So im losing steam so im gonna turn this song on and just hop along and wrap it up.

OWWWWWWWWW

 

Stixx building a cornucopia of chicks who don't like flojo. Dig it. We got plenty of ladies so I don't see it as an issue.

 

BENSONHURST

Love this RP very vivid, I started shouting in my best Italian accent when you caught hands, and by hands I mean glass. My man hit me with the (Christ have mercy on me so I do no harm)

I've heard this same shit or similar when I used to mess around with girls in The Middle of Little Italy in the 90s near Belmont Ave, LOL. Any way Gene bout ot break her foot off in flojos behind.

 

4 Way Ladder

Ya'll remember earlier when I said How I was like "Potential for Fuckery and Resilient?"

So by giving flake a concussion, having him come out later in the show, and having him actually WIN the match.....HAHAHAHAHA you can't make this shit up! WE GOT IT GOING, DON'T IT FEEL GOOD TO BE US! TRIPPING ON FINNESEE, This shit don't make no sense. This dude just got over and he flaked so yea LOL. I Can't. Hey but it's different! The Irony is this dude prolly would a got over, in addition to this LOL. Well fucking done!

 

I already said Pretty Mean Sisters, But yea now we got 3!

 

Main Event

BREH, this shit WAS FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Sophia DIED at 8:00 min mark roughly and ROSE FROM THE GRAVE. This match had everything for me, it was well paced, featured 2 of my fav chars, and told a neat story. BUT IN THE END ORTIZ ALWAYS GOES OVER! good shit.

 

Cunt finale

Furst of all, I can't tell if work or shoot. I am a mark, But I will say this keep poking the bear and mad people are gonna go to 7/11. I'm out here trying but I will burn this motherfucker and everyone in it to the ground Ya Tu Sabe! Note, I couldn't use the CJ O DOOOOONEL RP, this is the kind of shit im talking about disjointed, I figured I could tac it on the end of the Madison RP, but the finale video doesn't even cut to CJ it cuts Ricky, doing the SORRY BRO, JESUS CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

 

I had my notes on this video you can ask dennis, I mostly enjoyed it but the producer in me had mad notes, I wanted to Sensationally edit it but had no time, and I Can't not bad for short notice. Seb hitting the Superman punch on CJ was a very hoot thing to do, I popped FUCK YOU ADAM!. I hate the truck gimmick, It's already been used twice now total. Flake dies, with the Ed bury flake gimmick which I approve of. Then when Ed jumps off the truck he steps on flakes head. HE DEAD I POPPED HUGE FOR THAT HAPPY ACCIDENT! But if this dude didn't flake he already has a hot angle its funny how all these accidents put this fucking nothing over for no pay off. /shrug emoji!

 

Ed Tossing food killed me, some rough editing with Dennis Marshall or is it Cort Black, and White Mo Cream. We end with White Mo'Cream getting murdered. To this I say it should have been CJ. But being me I know why things happen, or at least i have an idea. Either way While Pugh (Who is in an char 24/7 because he thinks he is some kind of semi retarded Daniel Day Lewis) and Trance are piping around like this is a Valmont, hairline burial gimmick, On one hand I could see that. But despite being a brittle spirit, and quick to trigger, quick to lash out, brittle spirit, cant take criticism, Dougie ain't malicious to other handlers, unless they named Tank or Cacti, or GJack. So I am we are gonna see some good stuff in the coming weeks.

 

Thats gonna do it for me this shit took WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYY Longer then I thought it would. I'm gonna stick to podcasting this writing shit is for the birds. But yall keep doing it, I like reading it, even the horseshit stuff.

 

<3

 

 

Also just an FYI, cuz I believe in Transparency I see some of yall being slick. Expect those being slick on Trumoil getting booked blue and those getting slick on Riot getting booked red. Keep fucking around catch these hands, b.

 

 

 

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW