Riot 511

[Jacob Trance]

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Well let me tell you something brother...

 

 

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[Cort Marshall]

well let me tell you something brother...

 

Hard -er brother!

[Justin Jehst]

RUDO’s RAMBUNCTIOUSLY REBORN RIOT REVIEW:

 

+ Quartz receives a gift from B-17. A heartfelt letter to boost Quartz self-esteem, also letting everyone know his current situation. Very funny stuff from B, especially the Cleveland shade.

 

+ A patriotic kid gives Cort Marshall a confidence and morale boost. E-Bay reseller comment = truth. Hopefully this interaction gives him an edge in his match tonight.

 

+ Dillinger/Tayy – AC Cobra RP – Dillinger is god damn piece of work. Quartz writes him so well, comes across exactly as you’d expect someone like that to act/speak. I’m sure AC will be looking to take a win over Breizee after taking the near loss to MJF on Turmoil.

 

+ So Doc Young going heel on the production crew? I got the feeling from the initial promos he was gonna be a blue-collar babyface style wrestler, but now I’m not so sure; harassing/ridiculing production staff…that’s some HEEL SHIT.

 

MATCH:

AC Cobra vs. Tayy Breizee

 

Tayy Breizee – the RnB Telos. I kid, I kid; it’s purely the haircut. AC Cobra takes it to Tayy in the first part of this match, never really losing the upper hand. Didn’t realise that Naomi kick combo had a major at the end there. I wanna see Tayy get some shit in, I’m interested to see his moveset, but AC keeps the pressure on. AC with the missed dive! Tayy flips off the top rope to the outside onto Cobra! UNSAFE! But Tayy can’t capitalise for very long as AC takes the reigns again. 3 Handled Credenza from Tayy; nice. Now we’re seeing some shit. Oh maybe not, missed springboard. Oh wait, maybe…nope, AC got some crazy glitch shit going on with the catatonic counter grab. Brutal kicks from Tayy in the corner. Despite AC’s perceived dominance these two are only one colour different at the 2/3rd mark. Breizee hits the Jumping Back Bump on himself, lol. Flurry of blows from AC gets him a 2 count. Feels like he’s pissed off about his loss to MJF and taking it out on Tayy. Tayy hits the ‘One Dance Kick’! Doesn’t go for the cover? Gets the Enziguiri! Takes the ‘Game Over’! Kicks out at 2! Hits the ‘R&B’! Gets the 1, 2, 3! Win for Tayy on his debut, great competitive match.

 

+ Valkyrie cannot let it go, while it would seem Aerith has just given up giving a fuck anymore because Valkyrie is holding this insanely stubborn grudge. We’ll get to see Valk vs. Aerith soon though.

 

+ CQC promo. Rust really hammering home his belief in not only himself but his team mate. He wants Corts's career to end tonight? Geez, talk about a grudge!

 

+ Cort on the look out for JackMo! But first, a match. And Doc Young is inserting himself into Cort's (pause) match (oh) with Rust Cohle. So maybe Rust won't get as much chance as he thought he might to target Marshall. Triple threat should be interesting, especially with the new comer, Young, getting into the fray.

 

 

 

+ Aerith is having no luck with the closest people in her life right now. Valk, now Trance. Will he make it to the match and set things right? And speaking of that match, I'm fucking HOOKED to see who wins after weeks of build up. This could have been a ppv match but I'm stoked it's on free TV RIOT.

 

MATCH:

Rust Cohle vs. Cort Marshall vs. Doc Young

 

Wu Tang beat. Yes. That taunt from Cohle on the outside with Cort chasing and beating him down was great. Some awesome triple threat spots in a row. Did Cort and Rust really just work together on that double team move? Didn't last long, though, with Cort smashing Cohle up some. Doc with some interesting offense (sunset flip facebuster?). Somehow this one is still even colour-wise. Doc Young with the corkscrew Swanton? Mad. There's the moment we've been looking for as Doc rolls to the outside and Cort/Cohle face off. Doc reverses the fin! Doc is on fire right now with that dive to the outside! Cort hits a spear through the ropes! He gets reversed by Cohle on the fin again! No good! Cort takes Cohle to the outside for an ass whipping. Misses the elbow on Young! Not like this Cort! Noooooo! Cohle steals the pin from Young! HEEL SHIT! That was a great finish, awesome match!

 

+ Mugen with a hilarious RP involving the “Beat Drago Club” and some very safe demonstrations with an unlucky participant. Are we gonna see Mugen take on Drago again in the future????

 

+ H20 with yet another timeline RP. This shit is gonna get hard to follow the more down the rabbit hole it goes haha. So in the timeline he woke up in he didn’t lose but vacated the title? Fuck me, this is getting into Inception territory very quickly. Can you go to a timeline where Jehst is the CCW Champion? Kthxbai.

 

+ Ok, definitely more of a Face vibe from Doc tonight, which is good for the character. You’ll get a shot at Rust one on one at some stage I’m sure.

 

+ This whole Bubba Con thing is great. So many RP’s sprouting purely from the one idea. “Real Drago strength” and “no redos, bubba” got me.

 

+ Cort is rightly upset over his loss to Rust via finisher pin steal. At least he found JackMo!

 

+ Cheryl with the pre-match pep talk. I’m still getting used to her as a Face, it’s weird. Wait, so with the red hood, is Aerith supposed to represent the Big Bad Wolf? Maybe in Valk’s mind that’s true. Also, RIOT has rookies #whatchutalkinbout? Heather says her piece. She’s been one of, if not, my favourite Woman wrestler in OCW for a while now, with consistently good matches and competing at a high level.

 

MATCH:

Valk vs. Aerith

 

These two are finally facing off. Some good back and forth in this one to start it off; I thought it might have been pretty one sided considering the match length but it was actually pretty competitive. But fuck, Valk just had a mean streak in her this match, carving through Aerith’s defences until a nail in the coffin hit with the Angels Grace DDT putting Aerith away in short time. Good clean, quick match.

 

+ Oh my God, I’m not sure if this was B-17 or Drago who wrote this (I’m guessing B) seeing it was at Bubba Con but man, I lol’d pretty hard. A butt sale? Who thinks of these things? So good. Hilarious.

 

+ Aerith is broken. Do you have no heart, Lee?! Will this emotional turmoil lead Aerith into a new frame of mind? Perhaps give her more motivation to fuck shit up in the womens scene?

 

+ Cort can’t catch a break tonight lol. Maybe he can catch him on Turmoil?

 

+ Drago has to reluctantly induct his sister into the ‘Beat Drago Club’ with the help of our LHW Champion, Mugen. The Sultan of Safety has definitely gotten the better of Drago at Bubba Con tonight. I wonder if Drago will get his own back on Mugen.

 

MATCH:

Quartz vs. H20

 

New theme for H20 – he got da Motorhead – HHH20. Harvey is on fire out of the gate, finishing off a nice sequence with a Whisper in the Wind. Quartz get a bit of offense in with that combo into a diving crossbody. Man, H20’s feet are flying even more than usual in this match. Doesn’t seem like Quartz has an answer for the former LHW champion tonight, continually getting beaten to the punch or only stringing short combo’s together. That said it doesn’t seem like they’re that far apart in the colour area, even near the end. Taking the monitors out of the announce table, H20? What are you planning? Quartz hyping up in the corner, gets countered, “RIP TIIIIIIIIDE”! It’s all over. H20 puts Quartz away with relative ease, showing he still has the skill to ascend to champion status once again. Who knows, maybe he’ll go after Kass next.

 

MOTN: Probably have to go with the Triple Threat, if not for anything but the finish. It was just such a good Heel finish from Cohle to steal one a win.

 

RPOTN: This is going to the whole Bubba Con arc. Anyone who wrote something or contributed to that, it was awesome and hilarious but also had some good character building moments.

 

Thanks to all who contributed, and to the boss man for putting up with all our shit and still post shows in the summer time.

[B-17]

We've got the butts for you.

[H20_]

You aint seen nothing yet, Jehst. The saga will continue tonight on Riot! Be sure to read Part III in the promo room to understand the show tonight!