Summercide 2018 + PRIME

[Kassidy Hayes]

Main show starts with, ME, ignore tiny thot and the loser of losers, H20.

 

Sensational Splitters/trash splitters/battlers through time and space of selves, i loved every rp in this show long thread of rps.

 

Kd brings up redacted..........

 

Congrats to kd for winning another belt, thought he was going to lose for sure but kick outs vs no kick outs.

 

Valk played smart and stayed one reversal up on heather, reversals are key and without a crapple or very good spacing on resets to gain control and catch up with revs, its near impossible to beat someone keeping one stock on you. Good W, but you didn't kill Kasstianity Tiny Thot.

 

The only other Champion to retain their belt, separate yourself from your brother a little more and maybe join Kasstianity? silent and strong, perfect fit.

 

Overall a good tag match but like i said in discord, moderation when it comes to attacking from apron, specially when its neutral corners, you shouldn't walk across the entire apron to neutral corners all the time, its a rare thing. As been spoken about, meh fpr finish as you breaking up a finisher which is the same in this case as a pin when there was already a break up used. If it was cool to break up fins in a tag match, they'd never end. Congrats to the new champs, prepare to defend them on the anni/first show of next season, good luck.

 

Valk taken by Ghouls,

 

Good one on one title match, was really close and so many finisher reversal spots, congrats to yet another new champion of the weekend. Have fun with Jackmo, defly see the FI cashed in on you and not me, too busy doing hoot things with my friends to entertain such a idea :P.

 

won't comment on my match

[Justin Jehst]

RUDO’s SIMPLY PRIMO SUMMERCIDE PRIME SHAKEDOWN:

 

+ Jehst RP – comment as you will

 

+ Ashley Moore has gone from Valley Girl/Instagram thot to Wildlife Conservationist? I was digging the heel gimmick more, plus the Turmoil Womens roster needs more heels. If she gets the ‘Heart’ ring from Captain Planet and gets a Rhino to charge her opponents that could be interesting but I don’t think 2K will do that. Interested to see what angle the gimmick takes nonetheless. Tag team with Bindi Irwin perhaps.

 

MATCH:

Thomas Archer vs. Justin Jehst

 

I knew going into this that Jamie was obviously a lot more experienced on the sticks but it was still a lot of fun and I think we told a good story in the match, which I was able to take and turn into a mini-angle that I hadn’t planned for with the leg damage. I felt I did ok but I need to work on my reversal timing; I was up 3 revs in the final 3rd and still couldn’t hit them right to get the advantage. I need spacing practice as well, kept getting beat to the punch on engaging. Fun match though, and am having fun with this feud for sure.

 

+ CJ heel turn. I knew this was coming, only because I saw his CAW uploaded under the OCWFED hashtag online. Even so, fun turn of events, leaving Ricky to fend for himself in the singles division. I’m wondering what his gimmick with be now he isn’t the Irish Wonderboy; Soulless Ginger?

 

+ Drago promo. Good stuff. Giving props to Mugen for being a great challenge but still being confident enough to step up and back himself 100% in the face of a tough opponent. Strong Face vs. Face promo 101.

 

MONSTER TRUCK BRAWL:

 

The tie in of Monster Trucks smashing the crap out of each other at the start was neat but the match itself was the shining point of this contest. It was a great match, super competitive and the finish was on point with the counter fin to fin for the pin. I was glad both guys got their shit in too, with Cort hitting the diving DDT and JackMo got his rolling butterfly suplexes among other moves. Only disappointment was no Cort Moonsault attempt. Really enjoyed this one, fast paced, good job.

 

+ Coolidge back on the scene to support his dad. When he first came into OCW I thought he might have been there to show his dad up but it seems they have formed a duo of BEASTS. Will be interesting to see if he can continue his dad’s legacy and storied time in OCW and push even further.

 

+ Jehst leggy leg is sorey sore. Comment as you wish.

 

+ Code reveals his tag partner for Summercide; none other than the recently turned CJ O’Donnell. This was a great platform for a surprise union of box-man and CJ but also, CJ just went on a mad heel rant and it worked. Shitting on Ricky, I wonder if the bookers take note and have them fight it out on Turmoil or RIOT in the next seasons first tapings.

 

+ JackMo is happy with his win, but even happier to be getting time to relax with some beers and rock music. No cash in, though? Hmmm, is that a swerve? Guess we’ll find out later tonight.

 

MAIN EVENT:

Light Heavyweight Championship

Drago vs. Mugen {C}

 

I watched this live on Twitch but was on my phone so couldn’t do voice chat on Discord or anything. Jae’s commentary was fuckin gold, getting excited every time Drago went up top. You got your wish of the Moonsault, Jae. All I can say is this was a damn war. Even at 1hr, it was never boring, there was always a chance for another pinfall. Unfortunately for Mugen, Drago was just one step ahead most of the time, but I’m a sucker for the underdog so as soon as Mugen was down a couple scores I was getting excited and marking out every time he went for the One Winged Hoot. I think that’s what a fake fake wrestling match should make you feel; invested. The catch finishers were insane, and there were some clutch counters and offensive manoeuvres. Great ME, props to both guys for that, and grats to Drago for winning the championship.

 

RUDO’s SUPERBLY SUNDERED SUMMERCIDE SHAKEDOWN:

 

+ Opening segment was a damn essay but it lent well to supporting two matches so it wasn’t over the top length-wise. So H2O is a Face now? The whole time shifting was confusing but I think this might be the first alignment change in professional wrestling via parallel timelines? LOL @ Heather getting mad about a signature handshake! I noticed the term “fuccboi” slipped through the “dookieshoe” editing filter haha. Kass is just like ‘fuck you thots, I’m da best mayne, pray to me, bitch”. I like the whole Kasstianity angle, and I think it definitely has legs.

 

+ More timeline madness with Mugen and Ryu; and they’ve brought a number of Dupree’s and Ortiz’s along too. I have no idea who the Sensational Splitters are but I’m guessing they are an elite time travelling correction force aimed to prevent the implosion of the multi-verse from time travelling evil-doers?

 

MATCH:

CCW Tag Team Title Match

F.E.A.R. {C} vs. Scumciety

 

Heel team vs. Heel team, interesting dynamic. I was pumped to see some double team moves and it was certainly a show of both teams ability to work together, tagging at key moments and working the ring to cut off the other guy from his partner. All in all a great match, some interesting offense from both teams, but it was a couple of big impact moves in a row and a victory securing save from Jay Fury that finished off the newly formed F.E.A.R. to bring the tag team titles to the land of scum and villainy. Grats guys, I can see this title being held for a while. New tag teams need to step up and challenge these guys. I feel like Turmoils tag scene can definitely provide some great teams to compete.

 

+ KD laying down his truth in the build to his Pride Championship match with Malu. HE AIN’T NO SISSY! HE AIN’T WORRIED! Should be a classic battle of the big men; I’m bracing for strong slams and heavy hitting strikes in this one. Let’s see if KD can bring the title over to RIOT.

 

+ Kat is on the warpath! No niceties just straight thumping for the guards. I wouldn’t wanna be in that locker room when she shows up.

 

MATCH:

Pride Championship Match

Malu {C} vs. KD

 

As expected, this one was a slugfest with dangerous strikes and high impact slams. Malu sending KD flying with that avalanche arm drag was crazy, thought there might’ve been a Big Show ring break moment. That Pounce does not look fun to be on the receiving end of; fuck that. But Malu kicks out at 1? Damn. Looks like the force-field outside the ring was activated in this match. FUuuuuuuucccckkk! KD with that fin outta nowhere!!!! THE PRIDE CHAMPIONSHIP IS GOING TO RIOT, BAYBAY!! Wow! That was a slobberknocker for sure, great big man match with a win from the legendary, KD. Congrats, man!

 

+ More madness and chaos with the multi-verse-dimension-timeline-red pill-blue pill-cyber-inception-beings that are the Mugens/Duprees/Spiders. Deez Nutz. Nuff said.

 

+ Very insightful RP from Quartz delving into the twisted multi-personality of his character. I’m hoping this is more of a psychotic angle than another multi-verse angle, it seems it will be anyway, which is cool, I like it.

 

MATCH:

Valk vs Heather

 

This one was pretty entertaining for me mainly because of Valks recent improvement on the sticks. I wanted to see if she could pull it off against one of OCW's best handlers; and she did. Constantly up on revs and getting the better of several key engagements allowed Valk to get a much deserved win after the year she's had (kayfabe). The only gripe I had was the handful of finishers in Valks moveset. I would suggest next season going through the Finisher thread and checking that the moves on there aren't on your CAW as I feel it takes away from the other person's Finisher. Grats on the win, Valk!

 

+ FEAR already talking a rematch for the straps? I wonder if a rematch clause is something Mr Sensation drew up in the match contract. If not, back of the line boys.

 

+ Ooooooh I wanna know who is under the Ligermask... mask. And after seeing that Wendy's logo I am now craving a burger. I'M ON A DIET YOU MONSTERS!

 

+ Scumciety with a promo that breathes truth. These two are going to be atop the tag division for a long time given the combined experience and skill level they have. Everyone that goes up against them at this point is an underdog so I will be keeping an even closer eye on the tag division on Turmoil.

 

MATCH:

Women's Championship

Aerith vs Dragana {C}

 

Solid as fuck match; action inside and outside the ring. I thought Aerith wasn't gonna survive after reaching the halfway point without coloring Dragana but as soon as Dragana went red I was hooked to see who won. Some very timely counters by Aerith near the end but the second 'Shattered Memories' was enough to finish her off for the win. Congratd on retaining, Dragana!

 

+ $700 for setting up the ring? Fuck, sign me up. Just get developmental talent to do it for free + catering. Flojo working the stalls and arena work in general when not booked on PPVs has been a nice little side gimmick.

 

+ Nice little ode to some OCW history in this one. I just imagine these Hoots running an intergalactic wrestling federation with alien beings and multi-verse Macho Man as Bonesaw running about doing elbow drops to everyone. I dunno I'm tired, leave me alone.

 

+ Jackman holds B17's wig ransom then pulls a dread out, bleeds, then is interrupted by a bunch of clips of a bald B17 straight from the VHS-verse. When 17 returns I'm sure Jackman will get what's coming to him.

 

+ I think the Ryu gearing up is gonna go up against a Cobra-Kai style opponent when this is all over.

 

MATCH:

OCW Tag Team Championship

CQC vs AWOL {C}

 

When I saw 30mins originally I was worried this one might drag but it was actually pretty entertaining. It's good to see tag teams in OCW working together during matches and I love seeing which tag team moves are chosen. It seems like this PPV's matches have a recurring theme of being competitive and this one was the same. It could've really gone either way right up until the end. Congrats to CQC on finally getting those titles. I have a feeling this rivalry is far from over.

 

+ I like the prospect of the numerous matches that will arise next season on the Women's roster and this rp highlighted only a few of the possibilities. I'm pumped to get going already.

 

+ Is this the heel turn we've been expecting from Valk? Perhaps not by her own choice but indoctrination? Kassianity is certainly growing if Valk is pulled into it.

 

MATCH:

CCW World Championship

Jacob Trance vs Austin Lee {C}

 

This was a downright tactical battle mechanically with both guys using their reversals wisely and countering basically every Finisher the other threw at them until Trance was able to land the Codebreaker to finish it off. This could have ended numerous times had the counters not been so precise. Learned a lot just from watching this match. Congrats, Trance! Our new champion on Turmoil!

 

+ "RIOT has turned into an anime show" - yes, it has, but I can't say I don't like the story haha. This is bigger than Ben Hur at this stage. INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY.

 

+ Me stuff. Comment at will, soldier.

 

+ Good to see Austin showing Trance respect after everything that went down with Invictus. Still a stroppy little shit though, bloody entitled 0.5%'ers. It was a great match, Austin, and I'm sure you'll get another shot.

 

MATCH:

OCW World Championship

Sensational Spider vs. H2O vs. Kassidy Hayes

 

Kass coming out was definitely a surprise and added another dynamic to a match I was already looking forward to. I saw 40mins and sighed cos I don't really like super long matches but it was good to see it wasn't won 2up by someone straight away and everyone had a point by the 3/4 mark which made the final part of the match super tense. Grats on Kass for retaining with that insane Turn through the table; how does that even work? Lol.

 

RPOTN: tie between Quartz mental instability and the Timeline Chronicles.

 

MOTN: Have to give it to Aerith/Dragana for the comeback, pure competitiveness, and the finish sequence. I dunno I just really enjoyed watching it.

 

Great shoe. Props to everyone for an awesome show and I've had a lot of fun this season with this fed.

[Justin Jehst]

Jehst just couldn't get it, rising career? I mean if one wants to be delusional sure but Like Tom Cruise, I think Jehst needs to get behind a Religion.

 

you know what would help with your anger jehst? Kasstianity

 

Why do I get the feeling Jehst is gonna get a visit from some Ghoul Priests?

[Bloom]

RUDO’s SIMPLY PRIMO SUMMERCIDE PRIME SHAKEDOWN:

 

+ Jehst RP – comment as you will

 

+ Ashley Moore has gone from Valley Girl/Instagram thot to Wildlife Conservationist? I was digging the heel gimmick more, plus the Turmoil Womens roster needs more heels. If she gets the ‘Heart’ ring from Captain Planet and gets a Rhino to charge her opponents that could be interesting but I don’t think 2K will do that. Interested to see what angle the gimmick takes nonetheless. Tag team with Bindi Irwin perhaps.

 

MATCH:

Thomas Archer vs. Justin Jehst

 

I knew going into this that Jamie was obviously a lot more experienced on the sticks but it was still a lot of fun and I think we told a good story in the match, which I was able to take and turn into a mini-angle that I hadn’t planned for with the leg damage. I felt I did ok but I need to work on my reversal timing; I was up 3 revs in the final 3rd and still couldn’t hit them right to get the advantage. I need spacing practice as well, kept getting beat to the punch on engaging. Fun match though, and am having fun with this feud for sure.

 

+ CJ heel turn. I knew this was coming, only because I saw his CAW uploaded under the OCWFED hashtag online. Even so, fun turn of events, leaving Ricky to fend for himself in the singles division. I’m wondering what his gimmick with be now he isn’t the Irish Wonderboy; Soulless Ginger?

 

+ Drago promo. Good stuff. Giving props to Mugen for being a great challenge but still being confident enough to step up and back himself 100% in the face of a tough opponent. Strong Face vs. Face promo 101.

 

MONSTER TRUCK BRAWL:

 

The tie in of Monster Trucks smashing the crap out of each other at the start was neat but the match itself was the shining point of this contest. It was a great match, super competitive and the finish was on point with the counter fin to fin for the pin. I was glad both guys got their shit in too, with Cort hitting the diving DDT and JackMo got his rolling butterfly suplexes among other moves. Only disappointment was no Cort Moonsault attempt. Really enjoyed this one, fast paced, good job.

 

+ Coolidge back on the scene to support his dad. When he first came into OCW I thought he might have been there to show his dad up but it seems they have formed a duo of BEASTS. Will be interesting to see if he can continue his dad’s legacy and storied time in OCW and push even further.

 

+ Jehst leggy leg is sorey sore. Comment as you wish.

 

+ Code reveals his tag partner for Summercide; none other than the recently turned CJ O’Donnell. This was a great platform for a surprise union of box-man and CJ but also, CJ just went on a mad heel rant and it worked. Shitting on Ricky, I wonder if the bookers take note and have them fight it out on Turmoil or RIOT in the next seasons first tapings.

 

+ JackMo is happy with his win, but even happier to be getting time to relax with some beers and rock music. No cash in, though? Hmmm, is that a swerve? Guess we’ll find out later tonight.

 

MAIN EVENT:

Light Heavyweight Championship

Drago vs. Mugen {C}

 

I watched this live on Twitch but was on my phone so couldn’t do voice chat on Discord or anything. Jae’s commentary was fuckin gold, getting excited every time Drago went up top. You got your wish of the Moonsault, Jae. All I can say is this was a damn war. Even at 1hr, it was never boring, there was always a chance for another pinfall. Unfortunately for Mugen, Drago was just one step ahead most of the time, but I’m a sucker for the underdog so as soon as Mugen was down a couple scores I was getting excited and marking out every time he went for the One Winged Hoot. I think that’s what a fake fake wrestling match should make you feel; invested. The catch finishers were insane, and there were some clutch counters and offensive manoeuvres. Great ME, props to both guys for that, and grats to Drago for winning the championship.

 

RUDO’s SUPERBLY SUNDERED SUMMERCIDE SHAKEDOWN:

 

+ Opening segment was a damn essay but it lent well to supporting two matches so it wasn’t over the top length-wise. So H2O is a Face now? The whole time shifting was confusing but I think this might be the first alignment change in professional wrestling via parallel timelines? LOL @ Heather getting mad about a signature handshake! I noticed the term “fuccboi” slipped through the “dookieshoe” editing filter haha. Kass is just like ‘fuck you thots, I’m da best mayne, pray to me, bitch”. I like the whole Kasstianity angle, and I think it definitely has legs.

 

+ More timeline madness with Mugen and Ryu; and they’ve brought a number of Dupree’s and Ortiz’s along too. I have no idea who the Sensational Splitters are but I’m guessing they are an elite time travelling correction force aimed to prevent the implosion of the multi-verse from time travelling evil-doers?

 

MATCH:

CCW Tag Team Title Match

F.E.A.R. {C} vs. Scumciety

 

Heel team vs. Heel team, interesting dynamic. I was pumped to see some double team moves and it was certainly a show of both teams ability to work together, tagging at key moments and working the ring to cut off the other guy from his partner. All in all a great match, some interesting offense from both teams, but it was a couple of big impact moves in a row and a victory securing save from Jay Fury that finished off the newly formed F.E.A.R. to bring the tag team titles to the land of scum and villainy. Grats guys, I can see this title being held for a while. New tag teams need to step up and challenge these guys. I feel like Turmoils tag scene can definitely provide some great teams to compete.

 

+ KD laying down his truth in the build to his Pride Championship match with Malu. HE AIN’T NO SISSY! HE AIN’T WORRIED! Should be a classic battle of the big men; I’m bracing for strong slams and heavy hitting strikes in this one. Let’s see if KD can bring the title over to RIOT.

 

+ Kat is on the warpath! No niceties just straight thumping for the guards. I wouldn’t wanna be in that locker room when she shows up.

 

MATCH:

Pride Championship Match

Malu {C} vs. KD

 

As expected, this one was a slugfest with dangerous strikes and high impact slams. Malu sending KD flying with that avalanche arm drag was crazy, thought there might’ve been a Big Show ring break moment. That Pounce does not look fun to be on the receiving end of; fuck that. But Malu kicks out at 1? Damn. Looks like the force-field outside the ring was activated in this match. FUuuuuuuucccckkk! KD with that fin outta nowhere!!!! THE PRIDE CHAMPIONSHIP IS GOING TO RIOT, BAYBAY!! Wow! That was a slobberknocker for sure, great big man match with a win from the legendary, KD. Congrats, man!

 

+ More madness and chaos with the multi-verse-dimension-timeline-red pill-blue pill-cyber-inception-beings that are the Mugens/Duprees/Spiders. Deez Nutz. Nuff said.

 

+ Very insightful RP from Quartz delving into the twisted multi-personality of his character. I’m hoping this is more of a psychotic angle than another multi-verse angle, it seems it will be anyway, which is cool, I like it.

 

MATCH:

Valk vs Heather

 

This one was pretty entertaining for me mainly because of Valks recent improvement on the sticks. I wanted to see if she could pull it off against one of OCW's best handlers; and she did. Constantly up on revs and getting the better of several key engagements allowed Valk to get a much deserved win after the year she's had (kayfabe). The only gripe I had was the handful of finishers in Valks moveset. I would suggest next season going through the Finisher thread and checking that the moves on there aren't on your CAW as I feel it takes away from the other person's Finisher. Grats on the win, Valk!

 

+ FEAR already talking a rematch for the straps? I wonder if a rematch clause is something Mr Sensation drew up in the match contract. If not, back of the line boys.

 

+ Ooooooh I wanna know who is under the Ligermask... mask. And after seeing that Wendy's logo I am now craving a burger. I'M ON A DIET YOU MONSTERS!

 

+ Scumciety with a promo that breathes truth. These two are going to be atop the tag division for a long time given the combined experience and skill level they have. Everyone that goes up against them at this point is an underdog so I will be keeping an even closer eye on the tag division on Turmoil.

 

MATCH:

Women's Championship

Aerith vs Dragana {C}

 

Solid as fuck match; action inside and outside the ring. I thought Aerith wasn't gonna survive after reaching the halfway point without coloring Dragana but as soon as Dragana went red I was hooked to see who won. Some very timely counters by Aerith near the end but the second 'Shattered Memories' was enough to finish her off for the win. Congratd on retaining, Dragana!

 

+ $700 for setting up the ring? Fuck, sign me up. Just get developmental talent to do it for free + catering. Flojo working the stalls and arena work in general when not booked on PPVs has been a nice little side gimmick.

 

+ Nice little ode to some OCW history in this one. I just imagine these Hoots running an intergalactic wrestling federation with alien beings and multi-verse Macho Man as Bonesaw running about doing elbow drops to everyone. I dunno I'm tired, leave me alone.

 

+ Jackman holds B17's wig ransom then pulls a dread out, bleeds, then is interrupted by a bunch of clips of a bald B17 straight from the VHS-verse. When 17 returns I'm sure Jackman will get what's coming to him.

 

+ I think the Ryu gearing up is gonna go up against a Cobra-Kai style opponent when this is all over.

 

MATCH:

OCW Tag Team Championship

CQC vs AWOL {C}

 

When I saw 30mins originally I was worried this one might drag but it was actually pretty entertaining. It's good to see tag teams in OCW working together during matches and I love seeing which tag team moves are chosen. It seems like this PPV's matches have a recurring theme of being competitive and this one was the same. It could've really gone either way right up until the end. Congrats to CQC on finally getting those titles. I have a feeling this rivalry is far from over.

 

+ I like the prospect of the numerous matches that will arise next season on the Women's roster and this rp highlighted only a few of the possibilities. I'm pumped to get going already.

 

+ Is this the heel turn we've been expecting from Valk? Perhaps not by her own choice but indoctrination? Kassianity is certainly growing if Valk is pulled into it.

 

MATCH:

CCW World Championship

Jacob Trance vs Austin Lee {C}

 

This was a downright tactical battle mechanically with both guys using their reversals wisely and countering basically every Finisher the other threw at them until Trance was able to land the Codebreaker to finish it off. This could have ended numerous times had the counters not been so precise. Learned a lot just from watching this match. Congrats, Trance! Our new champion on Turmoil!

 

+ "RIOT has turned into an anime show" - yes, it has, but I can't say I don't like the story haha. This is bigger than Ben Hur at this stage. INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY.

 

+ Me stuff. Comment at will, soldier.

 

+ Good to see Austin showing Trance respect after everything that went down with Invictus. Still a stroppy little shit though, bloody entitled 0.5%'ers. It was a great match, Austin, and I'm sure you'll get another shot.

 

MATCH:

OCW World Championship

Sensational Spider vs. H2O vs. Kassidy Hayes

 

Kass coming out was definitely a surprise and added another dynamic to a match I was already looking forward to. I saw 40mins and sighed cos I don't really like super long matches but it was good to see it wasn't won 2up by someone straight away and everyone had a point by the 3/4 mark which made the final part of the match super tense. Grats on Kass for retaining with that insane Turn through the table; how does that even work? Lol.

 

RPOTN: tie between Quartz mental instability and the Timeline Chronicles.

 

MOTN: Have to give it to Aerith/Dragana for the comeback, pure competitiveness, and the finish sequence. I dunno I just really enjoyed watching it.

 

Great shoe. Props to everyone for an awesome show and I've had a lot of fun this season with this fed.

 

No lies told, you are my down under spirit animal......welp in just typed that....gonna stick to it...

[B-17]

No lies told, you are my down under spirit animal......welp in just typed that....gonna stick to it...

 

He's your soul Train.

[Bloom]

He's your soul Train.

 

Why do you ruin everything?

[B-17]

Why do you ruin everything?

 

It takes practice to have this poor of timing.

[Cort Marshall]

Cort here with the uber late writeup cause I forgot I didn’t actually comment on this or read the RPs, just watch the tail end of the stream. Whoops!

 

- Pre-show: Strong promo showing all around, except maybe Coolidge (KD), who has that Rickey-esque aversion to grammar. Stunning turn by CJ, and he was such a good babyface too…

 

- Ashley Moore could work on grammar like KD but good to see you still doing promos.

 

- Jehst remains a very likable babyface, but poor guy can’t catch a break as well as he can catch a beating.

 

- Short but sweet promo by jackmo… ya fucker

 

- Great promo by H2O and Valk, with H2O being almost annoying but likeable with a corny handshake as well. Furthers Heather’s turn to the DAWK SOIDE. I see that Bret reference you’re droppin, harvey.

 

- Dupree/Mugen RP was very funny, so was commentary shitting their pants. OCW really does do things before real feds do, as mere weeks after Summercide, Vampiro farted loud enough to be heard on mic at Triplemania. Classy motherfucker.

 

- Just me or does KD only walk back like half the distance that everyone else does for a reset sometimes? Regardless congrats.

 

- Refs are bad cause we don’t pay them

 

- Commentary on fire tonight with SCOTTY STEINER references

 

- Great stuff by Wrex and Fury, one of Jamie’s 800 alts that are all fairly active. RIP rookie… he did a good promo too, even though he didn’t exist. Also how can wrex say he’s a face on the discord, he’s superkicking people out of their own airtime.

 

- Short but funny RP by Flojo. I recall you bein’ like *ah I guess I’ll promo,* and that ain’t how you gotta be. You gotta be in there like a finger in the bum. You have a unique look and had a meme push, now climb back up.

 

- So there's a smart Quartz too huh. Like professor Hulk. Good RP as usual.

 

- Good stuff with Jackman, he and Jehst are the underappreciated rooks promo wise I think. Jackman’s got a unique character who isn’t too hurt by losses as he remains a sleazy creepy weirdo even when he takes a pin. Then B17 with the only 80’s movie promo I’ve liked so far since it’s actually edited together as speech, modern bumblebee with his radio voice style. Jackman vs Bald Mayonnaise Man for next season!

 

- Must be hard writing solo promos for a char who doesn’t speak.

 

- Oh shit, Valk’s been drugged by kasstians! Live… on camera… where are the police!? Worzel, get your ass in here!

 

- Austin a textbook heel as ever.

 

- I can see future promos with Archer executive meddling in Jehst’s movies… imagine… forcing a man to star in Dragonball Evolution.

 

- Emotional writing by Austin, showing that despite his shitty attitude towards the title up to now, he does care about it. Makes them both look good. Eyes are on Trance next season to see if he can keep dat strap!*

 

*Do not fucking reply to me saying BELTS R 4 PANTS, STRAPS R 4 BEATING KIDS, IT'S A TITLE. I hate that shit. This is an efed, nothing means nothing!

 

 

Overall great show lads and ladies (do we have more than one?). I eagerly await the next season, and dread remaking my fuckin CAW.

 

Oh yeah and thanks to Quartz for taking the time to edit out the lag in our match despite how it may have ended. I know I'd lack the patience to look for every single pause for connection... there were a lot.