Chill Faktor 2007

[The Guy Fausto]

You're still not shooting anyone Smythe.

 

Canadians can't use Guns.

[Deano Horse]

No Hello Kitty fan club?

[Leon Valentine]

The picture that immediately popped in my head:

 

Ladies and gentlemen the new Brad Bauer:

http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpg

 

BRADBAUER!

 

Haha... Well still watching the show and will give my thoughts after i'm done watching.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

You're still not shooting anyone Smythe.

 

Canadians can't use Guns.

 

but Guy c`mon.. I`ve been practicing... I`m really really good now... let me do it!!!

[Brad Bauer]

The picture that immediately popped in my head:

 

Ladies and gentlemen the new Brad Bauer:

http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpg

 

BRADBAUER!

 

Oh that's gold....

 

Just to let everybody know, I scaled the body down so it looks less giant...just in time to take my first of the year wellness test. Obviously since BB looks like he's been juicing from Geomon's stash, he's going to be on the list of candidates to be tested.

[Seth Morrison]

The picture that immediately popped in my head:

 

Ladies and gentlemen the new Brad Bauer:

http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpg

 

BRADBAUER!

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brad Bauer]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1162716/photo_25.jpg

 

Strider...LOL

 

 

http://www.rugorreal.com/assets/definitions/ken.jpg

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the first sneak peak at the brand new Versus Rev Inc Action figure. Complete with Namaste gear.

 

 

 

http://www.calvinrosscarl.com/img/blog/party_08-18-07_3.jpg

next we have a picture of Double A, at the tender age of 13...notice he already has facial hair, a fake ID, and a membership to the local strip club.

[Seth Morrison]

Well illl say this. Theres about 9 inches difference between Strider, and Wahlberg as Diggler. Just ask Justin Time's tonsils.

[Jake Powers]

The Chill Faktor Comment File with Jake Powers

"The Comment File is like a party in my mouth and everyone is invited" - anon.

 

Ex-Dision #1 Contender's Match - Hoppus vs. The Air

Expecting an easy win for Air I was suprized to find Hoppus actually did well and lead the majority of the match. Finding it hard to finish Air off, Hoppus gave the Dutchman a chance to steal the win, but CJ held his nerve and got a valuable #1 contender spot.

 

Poison vs. Fausto

After gaining a record 101% of the vote Gertrude became the special ref for this match. The match stayed close throughout and in the end Poison won with a textbook cradle pin. Normally when a wrestler is on the verge of winning, the tension causes us to think the ref is counting slow, but in this case, because Guy had no chance of kicking out of such a fantastic pin, the count seemed faster than normal.

 

Bauer vs. Irving

Given a cane these two beat the crap out of each other. In the end though Rumble winner Brad Bauer came out on top, thanks to some impressive work with his cane.

 

North American Title Match - Heart vs. Strider vs. Chino

I was disappointed there was no Smythe in this match (due to an earlier attack which hopsitalised him). Like ay great 3 way this was targeting at its worst. DJ seemed to adapt best to the targeting imo and thus it was no suprize when he hit his finisher on Strider and picked up the win (after nailing Heart with a wheel kick) and a nice NA belt too.

 

Trips vs. Horse

Trips + gold = ego and so Trips invites his new pal Roman to come watch the match. His opponent is overwhelming majority Deano Horse, who proves that Hunkamania is running strong when he picks up an impressive winagainst the NA champ. Inviting Roman probably didn't look like a good idea after this match. I now have an urge to lsiten to Tom Jones.

 

Gaines vs. Recon

The original LHW of OCW takes on his protege Nathan Gaines (who suffered an attack earlie from Venom Recon's ally Venom) is a blood for blood match (not really sure of the rules in this one). These guys literally beat each other to a bloody mess with anything they could get their hands on. However, it wasn't a steel chair or a ring bell that finished this match, but a thunderous kick to the face that left Recon down and out. To rub it in even more the Maniac and Big Sam returned to get a few digs in on Recon.

 

Juan Pablo vs. Sean Strider

After Strider and his Tag Team partner Reed show off their new suits and their titles which they won back from Team Underdog, they gave us a movie style, rally the troops epic battle speech about how they will finally make the tag division a real tag division. Combine that with a reasoanbly long Twisted Steel Warfare match and you would think Strdier had done enough tonight. But apparently he also needed to battle Juan Pablo, the fattest LHW alive, for the Ex title in a cage. Unblievably Strider overcame the odds of double duty and suspicious weight differences to escape the cage and keep the Ex title 9possibly ebcause Juan pablo couldn't lift his huge mass over the cage).

 

Nate vs. Majin

You would have given Majin long odds to win this one. But when Blake's pals Jaysin and Casey are the lumberjacks, suddenly Majin becomes incredibly hard to beat. And it may have just been that distraction that cost Nate here. In a great match, I thought there were plenty of occasions for both men to put their opponent away for the three count. But in the end, much to the joy of Mr Sensation, Majin planted Nate's face into the mat and scored a three count.

 

CCW World Heavyweight Championship Match - Steve Jones vs. RD Money

Boo etc. From the comments some of the other people left on the boards, it seems I was not the only one disappointed about the ending (mostly because I had a feeling Jones was actually going to do it). The match was a tight affair and it really looked like it could go either way. But for some reason both men thought it would be more of a reward to kill each other than actually win the match.

 

OCW Wrold Heavyweight Championship Match - AJ Phoenix vs. Kage

Sensei's Dojo match has auto win for AJ written all over it. So for Kage to push it to sudden death was a big suprize. But in Sudden Death, Aj showed why it's his match and after an elbow drop he decided to show KAge some pain and made him tap. Yuriko came down to the ring to celebrate, and showed Kage even more pain than AJ ever did by giving him a kick to the groin the most devastating move in sports entertainment.

 

The End

Afterwards jaysin invited Majin out for a celebration. before he could even get it started out came Nate to crash the party. Malu sneak attacked Nate to help Blake defend the bossman only for RD to turn up and save the day... unfortunately for Nate, RD decided to do a heel turn attacking his former friend. Then another twist unfolds. Out comes Rev inc to sav the day - cue mass fighting and Rev Inc reunion cheers.

 

Also I'd like to give big props to all those who RP'ed most notably Carlos who did loads despite not even appearing in a match.

 

Quote of the Night: When asked why he has been detained in Detroit Dick Blood's excuse is that he “Looks too much like a stereotypical Bond villain.”

 

Move of the Night: There was a great spot by RD in his match against Jones. The Ironman goes for the pin only for Rd to power out. He then immediately follows it up with a clothesline that takes Jones' head off. It loooks great.

 

Match of the Night: The ME. Kage took it to sudden death, a feat that I doubt we will see for a long time.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

Jake Powers gives you the politically corect review... the wonder report is the raw views of the fans baby... haha