Turmoil 221: Y.A.S.T

[H20_]

Things changed. Bring us competition. And by competition I mean, bring us someone as good or better than P3.

 

Other teams, step aside please. No time for child's play.

 

You’ve grown confidence....I like it....It’ll be more satisfying when KD and Tyson hold their hands up with the titles.

[Kassidy Hayes]

You’ve grown confidence....I like it....It’ll be more satisfying when KD and Tyson hold their hands up with the titles.

 

 

lol, no one in inception will pin a TTT member to win a title, you better hope its a 3 way tag and yall can pin another team to win ;)

[Wrex]

lol, no one in inception will pin a TTT member to win a title, you better hope its a 3 way tag and yall can pin another team to win ;)

 

Hmm

[Justin Jehst]

RUDO's SCATTERED TURMOIL THOUGHTS:

 

The Bobby promo was great and just another example of why he's touted as one of, if not the best, on the mic in OCW. Just a roller-coaster of emotion and you could feel the weight of his win. Tying it all into "Pride" was a great little wrestling narrative piece too, making the promo work with the championship name. Good stuff.

 

Terra / Alyssa culmination was a great match I thought; very competitive and a different approach for Valk's play-style as Alyssa went after the vegan legs of Terra. Face goes over; good ending. Also the after match clip of Terra selling the leg was a small but great tool for consistency and shows that Terra went through a ton of pain but still emerged victorious.

 

TY vs. Parker - plenty of room to improve for both of these guys and I think they will for sure. Dig both attires as they're both something different from the norm, though I don't know if Parker's theme fits the ninja thing? Maybe once I see a few RP's from him I can make a better judgement on that.

 

Bray promo popped me cos it was out of nowhere. Need more of this from him; he's a skilled player that could make a run at the title if he stays consistent on the mic.

 

Maxwale RP was an awesome throwback style promo - straight heel swerve on 'em. Really liked it; simple but effective.

 

Tre Golden using Jehst's sub fin as a regular sub REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! And using the Black Phoenix MKII as a finisher? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Otherwise a pretty enjoyable match. I like Tre's MMA/shoot style moveset for his character. I think AC handicapped himself with his Payback though; I mean you can win with any Payback but if the opponent has +Rev it's usually a wise idea to also have +Rev or Possum to get that Rev level evened out. Not necessary to win but it definitely helps I think.

 

Empress in everyone's business. Flojo and Belle have been targeted, get Empress a partner (Moore?), tag match on Turmoil writes itself.

 

Sad to see AA drop the tag titles to Bournistico due to obvious reasons but hey, hopefully Misti can make something out of it. Great attire from AA and it was good to see both teams just having matching attire colors like any good tag team should.

 

Bertha is legit frightening. Good short match that was still competitive but Dragana shows why she is still a dominant force. Ace comes in and shoves her so I'm guessing this will be the next feud for Dragana, which I think will be good for the Ace character overall in terms of exposure and feuding with a former champ.

 

I popped for Jay calling Valk a "raggedy bitch" hahaha so outta no-where but I just imagine Valks surprised face as he says that hahaha.

 

Despite the entrance music debacle for the Riot Tag Title match it was an entertaining watch. I thought for sure Uncrowned had it won at certain points near the end but CQC managed to retain in a very competitive match up. I'm sure UC will get another shot down the road.

 

Great main event, exciting finish with the double fin reversals into MDFMS for the pin. And with that post-match beat down its obvious this feud is far from over.

 

Once again, Wrex/Yamie/and Co. put on a great story/RP segment in the Main Event scene on Turmoil. There's always something happening at the top on Turmoil that's intriguing and this was no different. Then betrayals happened!!! Scumciety grows! Will they continue to eat away at the Turmoil roster and consume those who do not abide by their laws of deviance? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGONBALL Z!!

[Cort Marshall]

- Whopper promo from Bobby. Cements his status as full babyface following the sort of omnidirectional anger of the last feud. Ties it into personal pride (rather than American Pride like I did) and vanquishing his inner demons. Considering Pugh just won a belt on the same PPV Bobby did, after the two’s acrimonious breakup… I see things coming together for them on the horizon. Moreso now that Minio is pure face and Pugh is up there in his ivory wheelchair with FAME trying to hold the little guys down and all.

 

- Great, funny stuff from Tre and AC. An odd couple for sure, but that’s all the better for RPs. Tag scene is getting absolutely stacked with teams, fucking finally.

 

- Terra is way too nice. It’s disconcerting. In fact it may even put her opponent off balance! Is she really playing 4D chess??????

 

- Damian and Mistico segue to a good way to… introduce(? I don’t remember, sorry) La Hiena. He’s crazy maggle! And Damian sells it well, by at first making fun then running away like a bitch. No need for the quotation marks though.

 

- More good development of the Valk/Moore etc angle. Moore comes in with a plan but ends up more venting than anything else, once again showing the dimension of vulnerability in the heel character. Terra even begins to doubt the overall morality of the OCW lockerroom… perish the thought. We’re all nice people here.

 

- Confused at what the inception RP means by “out there tonight,” as none of them have been out there tonight. Que??? Anyway, good writing, nice and casual as H2O reflects on the state of his group and OCW… perhaps some symbolism with Bobby and Valk riding off alone.

 

- I skipped to the finish of all the matches this show--sue me--but I like that the ending animation had Terra selling her legs.

 

- Blaine shows respect for Dragana and the latter indicates she doesn’t want that belt rematch… vacation time for the silent queen?

 

- Here we hit the first of a few segments where someone pops in and interrupts another promo--I like this very much, it feels like a proper wrestling show. Start with Blacksmith manning up and accepting his loss, but promising more harm in the future… possibly the far future. Bray interrupts and--OK Bray, you didn’t even colour match the white of the japanese flag to the shirt. Fuck me. ANYWAY, big ego from Brayonnaise, seeming more consistent of character than before. He’s good at the “I’m better than you” gimmick. Remember, everyone, weeaboo superiority complexes are real!

 

Blacksmith responds, promising pain for Bray as well should he step onto his turf. I like Blacksmith’s character as the ostensible heel who still doesn’t back down or act a coward. Bray responds in a brilliant Rock-esque moment by pretending he wasn’t paying attention, slapping Blacksmith in the face and dipping out of the ring. Great character work from both.

 

- Very good old-school promo from Maxwale. One man, one camera, one line to switch the gear of the promo from “I’m sorry” to “fuck yourself.”

 

- FAME: Active, informed, and ready to… do something. Whatever they’re gonna do, it’s gonna be very condescending!

 

- I dunno who’s playing this Corn Ricketts guy but the character is so “me” I think I should sue. OCW needs more old school fat guys to make body splashes a feared devastating maneuver!

 

- More interruption/classic TV brawl as Empress takes out OCW’s 2nd nicest person (next to Terra), Belle. Sells Empress as an out of control crazy woman. Good.

 

- The MEGA POWERS are here! And they lose. Oh well. Good attires.

 

- Johnny and Dragana reflect on their situation. Both seem to be relieved about the belt being out of their hands, but relief is in short supply when the 6 foot 5 grandma with muscles is around. BERTHA’s name being in all caps is a nice touch… as is the Dupree joke.

 

- Best RP from CQC and Uncrowned in a while… CQC are equal parts hilarious and hateable, and Uncrowned show the warranted fire in response to their opponents’ shenanigans after the attack. The left belt/right belt shtick was very inventive, like a classic comedy gag. All characters played to a tee.

 

- Sadness reigns in Megaland as Aries and Lee mope after their failure. It happens to the best of us. And Lee.

 

- Jackman! What did Flojo ever do to you?

 

- H2O kinda heels out on Drago! Who, in his characteristic fashion, politely and quietly asserts “no u.”

 

- Jackman is losing his tenuous grip on reality… thankfully an equally delusional weeaboo is there to keep him… grounded? Bray’s lost the disgustin’ beard, thank god, but the fact he looks better in B17 cosplay than normally should be a hint. Fix. Yo. Attire.

 

Great promo though, brings up some OOC frustrations and blends it well with IC. Like most of the best heel turns, he does have a reason… he just takes it too far. And too neckbeardy. Looks like Bray has finally nailed down a consistent character to work with, and if Cort was on PS4, there’d be hell to pay for his anti-american comments, hoo rah!

 

- Seeds are sown… is Sensation blinded by his love for legends and kowtowing to FAME’s plans? Valk is right, handicaps ARE BS! Just because that shit happened all the time in the wacky days of old don’t mean it has a place in these much less wacky… nevermind. Valk is 100% in the right here, as Jay lets out his inner Jay (flipping out over something and going on an I AM THE BOSS trip).

 

- Nice Hart Foundation attire from CQC… minus the giant “ANVIL” across Rusty’s ass. Nobody’s ever called him that, and they don’t exist in OCW canon, so… shoulda replaced that with something that makes sense. Shart Foundation, I shall call them.

 

- Shame that Jehst is out injured again during his IRL move--we’ll see if this hurts the Capo feud or if they can keep the heat up.

 

- Not sure about the blue attire+hair look for Bingo...

 

- WOW. That’s my word for this last segment. Wrex has a great ent, loud and aggressive and triumphant. Nice tron, very simple and memorable. Wrex shits on the belt, Trance, and OCW as a whole… but Trance doesn’t take anything lying down, and tears through the OCW employees and locker room on his way to the ring! This shit was fuckin’ awesome, really did feel like a real show in the attitude era, with Stone Cold stunning everyone in sight as he heads down to face McMahon. Poor guy who taunted and got his head beat in… Fury puts up a fight but gets laid out as Trance comes for Wrex!

 

- Scumciety are too many and the uncaged animal Trance is eventually subdued with the help of a pipe… but here comes Austin Lee to help? No! Aries turns on him and lays him out, forcing the beaten and cuffed Trance to watch him attack Aerith! Holy shit! Looks like the Mega Powers exploded on the same show they formed… d’oh. It’s like a movie with all the betrayal going on! One of the best segments I’ve seen in OCW, period. Can’t say enough about how awesome this was, from the editing of the long video segment to the emotion-filled writing a the end. Top shit gentlemen.

 

- OVERALL, 10/10 written show. Everyone seems to have DIRECTION and MOMENTUM. everything seems to be going somewhere. Skipped the matches because yeah, that’s what I do sometimes, but writing and video segment wise this was the bomb diggity, or whatever the kids say. BEST goes to the Scumciety segment, no question. On another show, we have three main contenders: Bray’s anti-american, anti-fans and anti-OCW rant with Code, Minio’s heartfelt victory promo and changing of priorities, and the CQC/Uncrowned build for their title match. I know Quartz goes GEE GUYS GREAT JOB after every show because his nose is browner than the shag carpet inside a porno van, but this time it was warranted. Great job team.

[Rust Cohle]

- Whopper promo from Bobby. Cements his status as full babyface following the sort of omnidirectional anger of the last feud. Ties it into personal pride (rather than American Pride like I did) and vanquishing his inner demons. Considering Pugh just won a belt on the same PPV Bobby did, after the two’s acrimonious breakup… I see things coming together for them on the horizon. Moreso now that Minio is pure face and Pugh is up there in his ivory wheelchair with FAME trying to hold the little guys down and all.

 

- Great, funny stuff from Tre and AC. An odd couple for sure, but that’s all the better for RPs. Tag scene is getting absolutely stacked with teams, fucking finally.

 

- Terra is way too nice. It’s disconcerting. In fact it may even put her opponent off balance! Is she really playing 4D chess??????

 

- Damian and Mistico segue to a good way to… introduce(? I don’t remember, sorry) La Hiena. He’s crazy maggle! And Damian sells it well, by at first making fun then running away like a bitch. No need for the quotation marks though.

 

- More good development of the Valk/Moore etc angle. Moore comes in with a plan but ends up more venting than anything else, once again showing the dimension of vulnerability in the heel character. Terra even begins to doubt the overall morality of the OCW lockerroom… perish the thought. We’re all nice people here.

 

- Confused at what the inception RP means by “out there tonight,” as none of them have been out there tonight. Que??? Anyway, good writing, nice and casual as H2O reflects on the state of his group and OCW… perhaps some symbolism with Bobby and Valk riding off alone.

 

- I skipped to the finish of all the matches this show--sue me--but I like that the ending animation had Terra selling her legs.

 

- Blaine shows respect for Dragana and the latter indicates she doesn’t want that belt rematch… vacation time for the silent queen?

 

- Here we hit the first of a few segments where someone pops in and interrupts another promo--I like this very much, it feels like a proper wrestling show. Start with Blacksmith manning up and accepting his loss, but promising more harm in the future… possibly the far future. Bray interrupts and--OK Bray, you didn’t even colour match the white of the japanese flag to the shirt. Fuck me. ANYWAY, big ego from Brayonnaise, seeming more consistent of character than before. He’s good at the “I’m better than you” gimmick. Remember, everyone, weeaboo superiority complexes are real!

 

Blacksmith responds, promising pain for Bray as well should he step onto his turf. I like Blacksmith’s character as the ostensible heel who still doesn’t back down or act a coward. Bray responds in a brilliant Rock-esque moment by pretending he wasn’t paying attention, slapping Blacksmith in the face and dipping out of the ring. Great character work from both.

 

- Very good old-school promo from Maxwale. One man, one camera, one line to switch the gear of the promo from “I’m sorry” to “fuck yourself.”

 

- FAME: Active, informed, and ready to… do something. Whatever they’re gonna do, it’s gonna be very condescending!

 

- I dunno who’s playing this Corn Ricketts guy but the character is so “me” I think I should sue. OCW needs more old school fat guys to make body splashes a feared devastating maneuver!

 

- More interruption/classic TV brawl as Empress takes out OCW’s 2nd nicest person (next to Terra), Belle. Sells Empress as an out of control crazy woman. Good.

 

- The MEGA POWERS are here! And they lose. Oh well. Good attires.

 

- Johnny and Dragana reflect on their situation. Both seem to be relieved about the belt being out of their hands, but relief is in short supply when the 6 foot 5 grandma with muscles is around. BERTHA’s name being in all caps is a nice touch… as is the Dupree joke.

 

- Best RP from CQC and Uncrowned in a while… CQC are equal parts hilarious and hateable, and Uncrowned show the warranted fire in response to their opponents’ shenanigans after the attack. The left belt/right belt shtick was very inventive, like a classic comedy gag. All characters played to a tee.

 

- Sadness reigns in Megaland as Aries and Lee mope after their failure. It happens to the best of us. And Lee.

 

- Jackman! What did Flojo ever do to you?

 

- H2O kinda heels out on Drago! Who, in his characteristic fashion, politely and quietly asserts “no u.”

 

- Jackman is losing his tenuous grip on reality… thankfully an equally delusional weeaboo is there to keep him… grounded? Bray’s lost the disgustin’ beard, thank god, but the fact he looks better in B17 cosplay than normally should be a hint. Fix. Yo. Attire.

 

Great promo though, brings up some OOC frustrations and blends it well with IC. Like most of the best heel turns, he does have a reason… he just takes it too far. And too neckbeardy. Looks like Bray has finally nailed down a consistent character to work with, and if Cort was on PS4, there’d be hell to pay for his anti-american comments, hoo rah!

 

- Seeds are sown… is Sensation blinded by his love for legends and kowtowing to FAME’s plans? Valk is right, handicaps ARE BS! Just because that shit happened all the time in the wacky days of old don’t mean it has a place in these much less wacky… nevermind. Valk is 100% in the right here, as Jay lets out his inner Jay (flipping out over something and going on an I AM THE BOSS trip).

 

- Nice Hart Foundation attire from CQC… minus the giant “ANVIL” across Rusty’s ass. Nobody’s ever called him that, and they don’t exist in OCW canon, so… shoulda replaced that with something that makes sense. Shart Foundation, I shall call them.

 

- Shame that Jehst is out injured again during his IRL move--we’ll see if this hurts the Capo feud or if they can keep the heat up.

 

- Not sure about the blue attire+hair look for Bingo...

 

- WOW. That’s my word for this last segment. Wrex has a great ent, loud and aggressive and triumphant. Nice tron, very simple and memorable. Wrex shits on the belt, Trance, and OCW as a whole… but Trance doesn’t take anything lying down, and tears through the OCW employees and locker room on his way to the ring! This shit was fuckin’ awesome, really did feel like a real show in the attitude era, with Stone Cold stunning everyone in sight as he heads down to face McMahon. Poor guy who taunted and got his head beat in… Fury puts up a fight but gets laid out as Trance comes for Wrex!

 

- Scumciety are too many and the uncaged animal Trance is eventually subdued with the help of a pipe… but here comes Austin Lee to help? No! Aries turns on him and lays him out, forcing the beaten and cuffed Trance to watch him attack Aerith! Holy shit! Looks like the Mega Powers exploded on the same show they formed… d’oh. It’s like a movie with all the betrayal going on! One of the best segments I’ve seen in OCW, period. Can’t say enough about how awesome this was, from the editing of the long video segment to the emotion-filled writing a the end. Top shit gentlemen.

 

- OVERALL, 10/10 written show. Everyone seems to have DIRECTION and MOMENTUM. everything seems to be going somewhere. Skipped the matches because yeah, that’s what I do sometimes, but writing and video segment wise this was the bomb diggity, or whatever the kids say. BEST goes to the Scumciety segment, no question. On another show, we have three main contenders: Bray’s anti-american, anti-fans and anti-OCW rant with Code, Minio’s heartfelt victory promo and changing of priorities, and the CQC/Uncrowned build for their title match. I know Quartz goes GEE GUYS GREAT JOB after every show because his nose is browner than the shag carpet inside a porno van, but this time it was warranted. Great job team.

 

I put a Giant TTT on my ass in the place of the ANVIL during the all match. You just see that in the final cutscene. Sed. Watch the matches dammit ! Otherwise nice review

[Tre Golden]

Tre Golden using Jehst's sub fin as a regular sub REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! And using the Black Phoenix MKII as a finisher? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Otherwise a pretty enjoyable match. I like Tre's MMA/shoot style moveset for his character. I think AC handicapped himself with his Payback though; I mean you can win with any Payback but if the opponent has +Rev it's usually a wise idea to also have +Rev or Possum to get that Rev level evened out. Not necessary to win but it definitely helps I think.

 

I had no idea that was your finisher, I’ll change that up ASAP, but no actually that’s The Golden Opportunity, similar to the black Phoenix but better executed :).

[H20_]

- Whopper promo from Bobby. Cements his status as full babyface following the sort of omnidirectional anger of the last feud. Ties it into personal pride (rather than American Pride like I did) and vanquishing his inner demons. Considering Pugh just won a belt on the same PPV Bobby did, after the two’s acrimonious breakup… I see things coming together for them on the horizon. Moreso now that Minio is pure face and Pugh is up there in his ivory wheelchair with FAME trying to hold the little guys down and all.

 

- Great, funny stuff from Tre and AC. An odd couple for sure, but that’s all the better for RPs. Tag scene is getting absolutely stacked with teams, fucking finally.

 

- Terra is way too nice. It’s disconcerting. In fact it may even put her opponent off balance! Is she really playing 4D chess??????

 

- Damian and Mistico segue to a good way to… introduce(? I don’t remember, sorry) La Hiena. He’s crazy maggle! And Damian sells it well, by at first making fun then running away like a bitch. No need for the quotation marks though.

 

- More good development of the Valk/Moore etc angle. Moore comes in with a plan but ends up more venting than anything else, once again showing the dimension of vulnerability in the heel character. Terra even begins to doubt the overall morality of the OCW lockerroom… perish the thought. We’re all nice people here.

 

- Confused at what the inception RP means by “out there tonight,” as none of them have been out there tonight. Que??? Anyway, good writing, nice and casual as H2O reflects on the state of his group and OCW… perhaps some symbolism with Bobby and Valk riding off alone.

 

- I skipped to the finish of all the matches this show--sue me--but I like that the ending animation had Terra selling her legs.

 

- Blaine shows respect for Dragana and the latter indicates she doesn’t want that belt rematch… vacation time for the silent queen?

 

- Here we hit the first of a few segments where someone pops in and interrupts another promo--I like this very much, it feels like a proper wrestling show. Start with Blacksmith manning up and accepting his loss, but promising more harm in the future… possibly the far future. Bray interrupts and--OK Bray, you didn’t even colour match the white of the japanese flag to the shirt. Fuck me. ANYWAY, big ego from Brayonnaise, seeming more consistent of character than before. He’s good at the “I’m better than you” gimmick. Remember, everyone, weeaboo superiority complexes are real!

 

Blacksmith responds, promising pain for Bray as well should he step onto his turf. I like Blacksmith’s character as the ostensible heel who still doesn’t back down or act a coward. Bray responds in a brilliant Rock-esque moment by pretending he wasn’t paying attention, slapping Blacksmith in the face and dipping out of the ring. Great character work from both.

 

- Very good old-school promo from Maxwale. One man, one camera, one line to switch the gear of the promo from “I’m sorry” to “fuck yourself.”

 

- FAME: Active, informed, and ready to… do something. Whatever they’re gonna do, it’s gonna be very condescending!

 

- I dunno who’s playing this Corn Ricketts guy but the character is so “me” I think I should sue. OCW needs more old school fat guys to make body splashes a feared devastating maneuver!

 

- More interruption/classic TV brawl as Empress takes out OCW’s 2nd nicest person (next to Terra), Belle. Sells Empress as an out of control crazy woman. Good.

 

- The MEGA POWERS are here! And they lose. Oh well. Good attires.

 

- Johnny and Dragana reflect on their situation. Both seem to be relieved about the belt being out of their hands, but relief is in short supply when the 6 foot 5 grandma with muscles is around. BERTHA’s name being in all caps is a nice touch… as is the Dupree joke.

 

- Best RP from CQC and Uncrowned in a while… CQC are equal parts hilarious and hateable, and Uncrowned show the warranted fire in response to their opponents’ shenanigans after the attack. The left belt/right belt shtick was very inventive, like a classic comedy gag. All characters played to a tee.

 

- Sadness reigns in Megaland as Aries and Lee mope after their failure. It happens to the best of us. And Lee.

 

- Jackman! What did Flojo ever do to you?

 

- H2O kinda heels out on Drago! Who, in his characteristic fashion, politely and quietly asserts “no u.”

 

- Jackman is losing his tenuous grip on reality… thankfully an equally delusional weeaboo is there to keep him… grounded? Bray’s lost the disgustin’ beard, thank god, but the fact he looks better in B17 cosplay than normally should be a hint. Fix. Yo. Attire.

 

Great promo though, brings up some OOC frustrations and blends it well with IC. Like most of the best heel turns, he does have a reason… he just takes it too far. And too neckbeardy. Looks like Bray has finally nailed down a consistent character to work with, and if Cort was on PS4, there’d be hell to pay for his anti-american comments, hoo rah!

 

- Seeds are sown… is Sensation blinded by his love for legends and kowtowing to FAME’s plans? Valk is right, handicaps ARE BS! Just because that shit happened all the time in the wacky days of old don’t mean it has a place in these much less wacky… nevermind. Valk is 100% in the right here, as Jay lets out his inner Jay (flipping out over something and going on an I AM THE BOSS trip).

 

- Nice Hart Foundation attire from CQC… minus the giant “ANVIL” across Rusty’s ass. Nobody’s ever called him that, and they don’t exist in OCW canon, so… shoulda replaced that with something that makes sense. Shart Foundation, I shall call them.

 

- Shame that Jehst is out injured again during his IRL move--we’ll see if this hurts the Capo feud or if they can keep the heat up.

 

- Not sure about the blue attire+hair look for Bingo...

 

- WOW. That’s my word for this last segment. Wrex has a great ent, loud and aggressive and triumphant. Nice tron, very simple and memorable. Wrex shits on the belt, Trance, and OCW as a whole… but Trance doesn’t take anything lying down, and tears through the OCW employees and locker room on his way to the ring! This shit was fuckin’ awesome, really did feel like a real show in the attitude era, with Stone Cold stunning everyone in sight as he heads down to face McMahon. Poor guy who taunted and got his head beat in… Fury puts up a fight but gets laid out as Trance comes for Wrex!

 

- Scumciety are too many and the uncaged animal Trance is eventually subdued with the help of a pipe… but here comes Austin Lee to help? No! Aries turns on him and lays him out, forcing the beaten and cuffed Trance to watch him attack Aerith! Holy shit! Looks like the Mega Powers exploded on the same show they formed… d’oh. It’s like a movie with all the betrayal going on! One of the best segments I’ve seen in OCW, period. Can’t say enough about how awesome this was, from the editing of the long video segment to the emotion-filled writing a the end. Top shit gentlemen.

 

- OVERALL, 10/10 written show. Everyone seems to have DIRECTION and MOMENTUM. everything seems to be going somewhere. Skipped the matches because yeah, that’s what I do sometimes, but writing and video segment wise this was the bomb diggity, or whatever the kids say. BEST goes to the Scumciety segment, no question. On another show, we have three main contenders: Bray’s anti-american, anti-fans and anti-OCW rant with Code, Minio’s heartfelt victory promo and changing of priorities, and the CQC/Uncrowned build for their title match. I know Quartz goes GEE GUYS GREAT JOB after every show because his nose is browner than the shag carpet inside a porno van, but this time it was warranted. Great job team.

 

 

At the beginning of the rp it said post clash match thats why we said good job out there tonight.

 

Am I going heel against Drago? Or will Drago go heel against Harvey? Welp, if they encounter each other again we’ll see I guess.

[Bray]

- Whopper promo from Bobby. Cements his status as full babyface following the sort of omnidirectional anger of the last feud. Ties it into personal pride (rather than American Pride like I did) and vanquishing his inner demons. Considering Pugh just won a belt on the same PPV Bobby did, after the two’s acrimonious breakup… I see things coming together for them on the horizon. Moreso now that Minio is pure face and Pugh is up there in his ivory wheelchair with FAME trying to hold the little guys down and all.

 

- Great, funny stuff from Tre and AC. An odd couple for sure, but that’s all the better for RPs. Tag scene is getting absolutely stacked with teams, fucking finally.

 

- Terra is way too nice. It’s disconcerting. In fact it may even put her opponent off balance! Is she really playing 4D chess??????

 

- Damian and Mistico segue to a good way to… introduce(? I don’t remember, sorry) La Hiena. He’s crazy maggle! And Damian sells it well, by at first making fun then running away like a bitch. No need for the quotation marks though.

 

- More good development of the Valk/Moore etc angle. Moore comes in with a plan but ends up more venting than anything else, once again showing the dimension of vulnerability in the heel character. Terra even begins to doubt the overall morality of the OCW lockerroom… perish the thought. We’re all nice people here.

 

- Confused at what the inception RP means by “out there tonight,” as none of them have been out there tonight. Que??? Anyway, good writing, nice and casual as H2O reflects on the state of his group and OCW… perhaps some symbolism with Bobby and Valk riding off alone.

 

- I skipped to the finish of all the matches this show--sue me--but I like that the ending animation had Terra selling her legs.

 

- Blaine shows respect for Dragana and the latter indicates she doesn’t want that belt rematch… vacation time for the silent queen?

 

- Here we hit the first of a few segments where someone pops in and interrupts another promo--I like this very much, it feels like a proper wrestling show. Start with Blacksmith manning up and accepting his loss, but promising more harm in the future… possibly the far future. Bray interrupts and--OK Bray, you didn’t even colour match the white of the japanese flag to the shirt. Fuck me. ANYWAY, big ego from Brayonnaise, seeming more consistent of character than before. He’s good at the “I’m better than you” gimmick. Remember, everyone, weeaboo superiority complexes are real!

 

Blacksmith responds, promising pain for Bray as well should he step onto his turf. I like Blacksmith’s character as the ostensible heel who still doesn’t back down or act a coward. Bray responds in a brilliant Rock-esque moment by pretending he wasn’t paying attention, slapping Blacksmith in the face and dipping out of the ring. Great character work from both.

 

- Very good old-school promo from Maxwale. One man, one camera, one line to switch the gear of the promo from “I’m sorry” to “fuck yourself.”

 

- FAME: Active, informed, and ready to… do something. Whatever they’re gonna do, it’s gonna be very condescending!

 

- I dunno who’s playing this Corn Ricketts guy but the character is so “me” I think I should sue. OCW needs more old school fat guys to make body splashes a feared devastating maneuver!

 

- More interruption/classic TV brawl as Empress takes out OCW’s 2nd nicest person (next to Terra), Belle. Sells Empress as an out of control crazy woman. Good.

 

- The MEGA POWERS are here! And they lose. Oh well. Good attires.

 

- Johnny and Dragana reflect on their situation. Both seem to be relieved about the belt being out of their hands, but relief is in short supply when the 6 foot 5 grandma with muscles is around. BERTHA’s name being in all caps is a nice touch… as is the Dupree joke.

 

- Best RP from CQC and Uncrowned in a while… CQC are equal parts hilarious and hateable, and Uncrowned show the warranted fire in response to their opponents’ shenanigans after the attack. The left belt/right belt shtick was very inventive, like a classic comedy gag. All characters played to a tee.

 

- Sadness reigns in Megaland as Aries and Lee mope after their failure. It happens to the best of us. And Lee.

 

- Jackman! What did Flojo ever do to you?

 

- H2O kinda heels out on Drago! Who, in his characteristic fashion, politely and quietly asserts “no u.”

 

- Jackman is losing his tenuous grip on reality… thankfully an equally delusional weeaboo is there to keep him… grounded? Bray’s lost the disgustin’ beard, thank god, but the fact he looks better in B17 cosplay than normally should be a hint. Fix. Yo. Attire.

 

Great promo though, brings up some OOC frustrations and blends it well with IC. Like most of the best heel turns, he does have a reason… he just takes it too far. And too neckbeardy. Looks like Bray has finally nailed down a consistent character to work with, and if Cort was on PS4, there’d be hell to pay for his anti-american comments, hoo rah!

 

- Seeds are sown… is Sensation blinded by his love for legends and kowtowing to FAME’s plans? Valk is right, handicaps ARE BS! Just because that shit happened all the time in the wacky days of old don’t mean it has a place in these much less wacky… nevermind. Valk is 100% in the right here, as Jay lets out his inner Jay (flipping out over something and going on an I AM THE BOSS trip).

 

- Nice Hart Foundation attire from CQC… minus the giant “ANVIL” across Rusty’s ass. Nobody’s ever called him that, and they don’t exist in OCW canon, so… shoulda replaced that with something that makes sense. Shart Foundation, I shall call them.

 

- Shame that Jehst is out injured again during his IRL move--we’ll see if this hurts the Capo feud or if they can keep the heat up.

 

- Not sure about the blue attire+hair look for Bingo...

 

- WOW. That’s my word for this last segment. Wrex has a great ent, loud and aggressive and triumphant. Nice tron, very simple and memorable. Wrex shits on the belt, Trance, and OCW as a whole… but Trance doesn’t take anything lying down, and tears through the OCW employees and locker room on his way to the ring! This shit was fuckin’ awesome, really did feel like a real show in the attitude era, with Stone Cold stunning everyone in sight as he heads down to face McMahon. Poor guy who taunted and got his head beat in… Fury puts up a fight but gets laid out as Trance comes for Wrex!

 

- Scumciety are too many and the uncaged animal Trance is eventually subdued with the help of a pipe… but here comes Austin Lee to help? No! Aries turns on him and lays him out, forcing the beaten and cuffed Trance to watch him attack Aerith! Holy shit! Looks like the Mega Powers exploded on the same show they formed… d’oh. It’s like a movie with all the betrayal going on! One of the best segments I’ve seen in OCW, period. Can’t say enough about how awesome this was, from the editing of the long video segment to the emotion-filled writing a the end. Top shit gentlemen.

 

- OVERALL, 10/10 written show. Everyone seems to have DIRECTION and MOMENTUM. everything seems to be going somewhere. Skipped the matches because yeah, that’s what I do sometimes, but writing and video segment wise this was the bomb diggity, or whatever the kids say. BEST goes to the Scumciety segment, no question. On another show, we have three main contenders: Bray’s anti-american, anti-fans and anti-OCW rant with Code, Minio’s heartfelt victory promo and changing of priorities, and the CQC/Uncrowned build for their title match. I know Quartz goes GEE GUYS GREAT JOB after every show because his nose is browner than the shag carpet inside a porno van, but this time it was warranted. Great job team.

 

It's supposed to be a different color you stupid ningen American

[Cort Marshall]

In that case Bray... it still looks kinda dumb. Colours being like 1 single point away from each other looks bad bruh.