We’re back again bois, let’s review some shite.

 

Opening Rusty promo was standard heel stuff. Straight to the point, fair play.

 

These damn rookie WWE logos during their entrances. Much better showing for Echo in this match. A few FPR issues, if you get hit with a strike try reversing rather than spamming the strike button. Additionally, if you reverse someone’s move and they end up on the ground that counts as a knockdown. Just gotta keep getting in them dms and you’ll be good in no time. However, good first win, now let’s see some writing bubba.

 

Feel good Mark Reese and El Parca promo. Celebrating their win last week and ready to fight for them tag titles next week, noice, Parca two belts incoming?

 

I love Leo Grimm voice promos because the dude can actually cut a damn decent promo. I enjoyed this one, shorter than his older ten minute novels but gets the job done all the same. Makes his intentions clear to probably swallow Jehst whole and also hypes up his match later.

And the match wasn’t too bad either! My boy Leo finally looked like a dominant monster in this one. Nice to see him go for the kill this time!

 

The post-match promo was great - I popped heavily for the baseball bat and I’m not quite sure why. Jehst and Cort get on the mic and produce some good one-liners. Shep comes out and sets up the tag match that will be taking place next week. I would like to see these four have a little dance for the Pride Title, solidifying the Riot mid-card more. Excellent stuff, I had fun.

 

Blaine looked like a beast taking out Flojo backstage. Those dang diddly dastardly heels! Ashley Moore seems to seamlessly fit more into the chicken-shit heel role so this was thumbs up all round. Getting some more babyface heat on Flojo too, good stuff.

 

A very very nice match between Johnny Millionaire and Thomas Archer. Both boys trying to out-do each other with cheeky tactics. Archer looked dominant earlier on but Johnny was able to produce a good face comeback. A lovely false finish with Doc spoiling Maxx Edwards interruption and Johnny kicking out of a roll up, which eventually lead to Johnny squeaking out a win. No harm done to Archer, he was ‘distracted’, and Johnny picked up yet more steam with a victory over a well established wrestler, big tings coming soon for Johnny?

 

Don’t hate Salami and Tucky going to Lution, got them teacher vs rebellious student vibes about it. Good little interview to set up the match, let’s see where they go from here.

 

Elliot Parker coming out and shitting in Baker’s cornflakes. The new look is going to take some getting used to, but it’s certainly unique. A decent in ring segment, not much more to say.

 

Good match between Heather and Chinberg. I thought Elsa had it but Heather just managed to eek it out in the end. I liked to see the human side of Heather in the post-match promo too, adds another dimension, good stuff.

 

Danny boi you should have got him while you were ahead! Decent match between Watts and Parca with a smooth finish, noice.

 

Intense backstage altercation between H20 and Troy Goldman. The two begin an impromptu pissing contest before Cobra and others have to split the two boys. Popped for the barber line, decent promo.

 

The main event was pretty good. B17 on commentary was a nice touch. I liked the purple attire on Rusty, very unique looking. Kass kind of got whooped but whatchagonnado. The post match angle was neat, Rust staking his claim to the title once again after pinning the champ.

 

Overall, a very strong Riot. No bad matches on the card, and all angles made sense and continued the Road to Wrestlelution.

 

MOTN : Johnny vs Archer

RPOTN: Jehst/Grimm/Cort/Shep post match

Actually. I’m really mad at you no cap.

 

I didn't want to hurt anybody. That was some humor. And well, I thought that was what fuccboi rappers do. I must be misinformed.

I’m actually kinda mad at you for this comment.

 

Plus, I like what you did with the character. Could be a neat Tag Team with Crenshaw's own Jett Draven.

I didn't want to hurt anybody. That was some humor. And well, I thought that was what fuccboi rappers do. I must be misinformed.

 

You’re good. I just take Lil Peep’s death to heart. I literally made Baker look like him with my own twist because of how much I idolized him and listened to him. And that’s how he passed. I might’ve over reacted.

You’re good. I just take Lil Peep’s death to heart. I literally made Baker look like him with my own twist because of how much I idolized him and listened to him. And that’s how he passed. I might’ve over reacted.

 

My wife has litteraly the Crybaby tatoo on her, so yup I know a little something about Peep and all these rappers, thats why I permitted myself to make that joke.

 

No harms intended obviously.

My wife has litteraly the Crybaby tatoo on her, so yup I know a little something about Peep and all these rappers, thats why I permitted myself to make that joke.

 

No harms intended obviously.

 

You’re good man. I just get defensive over it lol.

Rust Cohle I’m sooo proud of you. I’m speaking outside of kayfabe. Great growth, great job, great guy.

Rust Cohle I’m sooo proud of you. I’m speaking outside of kayfabe. Great growth, great job, great guy.

 

Thank you so much Harvey! "Started from Quartz, Now we here" (that was Kayfabe. I love you Jake.)

Rust Cohle I’m sooo proud of you. I’m speaking outside of kayfabe. Great growth, great job, great guy.

 

 

what you mean, kayfabe doesn't exist

 

Thank you so much Harvey! "Started from Quartz, Now we here" (that was Kayfabe. I love you Jake.)

 

Thank you for toughening it out and earning your respect. Good deed has NOT gone unnoticed.