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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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On 3/3/2024 at 1:16 AM, Kassidy Hayes said:

i mean, page 2 use to be 10 posts, now its over 20

Shouldn't be shoujld be like 12 ill  look into it.

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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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2 hours ago, EMP said:

Should be fine either way. Don’t feel like spoilers are a huge thing much anymore. But who knows could. 

I'm pretty sure there are spoiler tags available but i'll have to double check

 

EDIT spoiler tags in the default toolbar


 

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EMP'S A BITCH AND SHE IS MY WAIFU!

 

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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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Well then.

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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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Soto.wmv
She’s here, and so is the simp! We’re RTG LIVE FROM BROOKLYN… Teases the later stuff, nice and simple. Although that limo looks like a gas guzzler

 

Karmine
What is this the fucking Jake show? Great face promo. Feels like it’s foreshadowing him losing the title. Guess we’ll find out shortly. Good structure, good hype, looks like a memorial video. He’s definitely losing. This version of the song is poo.

 

Karmine vs ??? ****
Karmine feels fully fledged. Fully fleshed out. This is how to do an alt properly, take note. And he’s facing… OH NO. TIME IS UP. It’s apt that End Game should show up the night before End Games. The extra S is for Snatch, as in Telos is about to SNATCH that title. I hope anyways, I don’t know. Early slam. Early cover. Wind out of Karmine. Might be in for a rough night. Can he survive this as champion? I really enjoyed the early dynamic of “can he chop the big man down”. I know its something the game gives you for free, but this really worked for the immersion here. Telos wisely breaks the count, knows about champions advantage, its the little things.Karmine showing the heart of a champion but just getting roughed up. I said he might be in for a rough night. Near falls at the end, big moves all over, plenty to enjoy here! Karmine noooo! Got cocky and lost the title. Dummy. Enjoyable title match though

 

GMs
I remember being involved in this conversation, so its fun they took it to a promo. Glad Emp has recovered after last weeks attempt on her life. Carrys on the chaos, although feels a bit samey. GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD

 

Sue
She’s got two choices for Hifumi. Spoiler alert - both are the same choice. Succinct, and a nice way to do text promos.

 

Heather and the other simp
Cody summarising things like a hench Mike Adamle ain’t for me. More of this put everyone else over stuff. Again, not for me. I lost interest so, so quickly here. It’s a long ass promo that regales us with a confused memory of her childhood (which could feasibly be last weeks Riot where Jay threw Emp into the water), everything TOG ate for lunch, Jaysin Sensation’s inside leg measurement. It’s long. It’s boring. It does absolutely nothing for nobody. RP’er of the year my hoop.

 

Mass Effect Juice
So I didn’t hate this. I wish it was a little shorter (commercials are like… 30 seconds?). I liked it because it reminded me of Buff Blaster and OG Yoga and they have good memories for me. What’s old is new etc. Well put together.

 

Paul Boulet
Old school wrestling promo again. I like it, you like it, the fans like it. Boulet is just good fun to me, speaks like a pompous jerk, and is always talking about whats immediately in front of him - the next match. Gets it.

 

C-Note
Quietest gym in the land, but kudos on using “piqued”. A reserved promo given his penchant for gimpery, but it builds some intrigue for next week. Maybe would’ve gone with some music in the background because the clinking and binking made me feel like I was being hypnotised.

 

Sueplex vs Hifumi ***¾ 
Sue showing up looking all butter wouldn’t melt after her frankly disgusting words earlier. Something is afoot. Hifumi is here too! They both went to the same esports logo store, neat. Pink on Pink. Hate it when that happens, can barely tell who is who. Hifumi starts quick, some nice back-and-forth follows, its nice that everyone is so good at the game at this point. Quick covers, desperate to win. Love that character work from both. The more this match waged on, the more I noticed how big Sue’s head is. Looks like she has to step into her shirt when she gets dressed. As we get later in the match, nobody really seizes the advantage fully. Hifumi is hoarding finishers like nobody’s business… lets see a couple! WE SAW ONE… but no cover and Sue slips away. WE SAW ANOTHER! Fun match. Ohhhh and there’s the foreshadowed turn. Silly Hifumi.

 

Claude Hall
Nice to see some written content from this feud(ish). Decent set up, and gives you plenty to imagine. Shocked we didn’t see the heinous messages, but we see enough that Claude is spooked. Keeps things going, hopefully we see more.

 

Blaine
Can we just discuss how Zombie is probably the worst rock song in history? Drones on and on and on. We get it, you’re miserable, we all are but we didn’t write songs about it. Maybe we should. Anyway, Blaine. Gender Brutal doesn’t really scan, but Gender Bruetral would’ve been worse, so here we are. Damn, we’re shootin’ at the people who are just happy to be here are we? TENSION in the air as Soto arrives to look at Blaine… oh we’re carrying on.

 

Soto
Despite having the same music as a mediocre smartphone, Deborah is a star and I generally enjoy everything she does. Deborah makes light of the scattergun womens division, which i enjoyed because it’s my material too! Here’s Shianne and shes got beef… and then Deborah says hooves which cows have, so Deborah is reading my mind. The fuck is going on. Ms Krabappel stops her hun, and we get a monologue that wouldn’t be out of place in an off broadway production of Bugsy Malone. Generally a good promo, sets up the match, but the jarring nature of 2 voices and a written feels weird to me. I want consistency. Anyways, they all had subtitles so wasn’t too much of an issue. Deborah wins.

 

B17 and family
For once I’ll give Spider his props - he invented this daft style of promo where everyone calls someone their father and they start a ragtag band of… fuck knows. Guess this promo continues… Bash and B17’s interactions? Sort of. Bolek is gonna seize DNS anyways.

 

Kameyo vs Ashley **¾ 
Kameyo ain’t doing too hot in the S-Cup this year so it’s time to pick it up here…. But it is Ashley, and Ashley is mean. Quick covers, selling the importance of the S-Cup points. Ashley gets an early advantage but Kameyo says fuck that and works her way back into it. Ashley just beasts Kameyo after that, and it looks like thats all she wrote but clutch kick out. Ashley is just lighting Kameyo up and there’s no response to it. Another week, another win for Ashley, but another one I just didn’t get into. You’re very conscious you’re watching a video game with this run of S-Cup matches, and it’s not my vibe.

 

MDD
Mad Dawg is fighting with himself AND the bottle. Its a solid video, i would’ve liked it a shade shorter, but it was very creative so can’t argue too much. Hopefully we get some sort of intervention soon, because mans been drunk too long.

 

Flojo and Dragana
This is a pretty good promo, you can see thought has gone into it. I’m glad we’ve moved away from the 3 line monotony Flojo was carting out a few weeks ago. Using a kid is always a standard for faces and there’s great use of it here. Decent promo. Still not feeling flojo as a contender, but we’re getting closer.

 

Greene vs Anthony ***¼ 
This might be the first time i’ve paid attention to a Chris Greene match, not because I’m a hater, but because I feel like they’ve been rare recently. And I’m a hater. I think he looks good, nice entrance, timed trons are always fun. A-Mart is here, yay (sarcasm). He still reps the invisible man, that’s nice for him. I hope he gets some sort of breakout soon. Least we know his opponent won’t disconnect this week. Nice start to the match with some quick covers, always welcome in this house. The stunner as an opening gambit is interesting, but we continue. Anthony takes roughly 3 moves and he’s orange, which might be a world record. Greene is giving him a schooling. I really enjoyed A-Mart doing the “i’m smart” taunt after he came off worse in the exchange on the outside. A delightful idiot. This is an absolute demolition, Greene looked great, A-Mart looks like he needs some lessons in PUTTIN YER HANDS UP.

 

BAE
Maniacs always go over great in OCW, and this is the biggest one of the lot. Everyone loves delusion and BAE is fully engaged in it here. Chaotic, dumb, he’s looking for a partner. Excellent.

 

Emp Hype.
Still killing it, same as last week. Excellent work. Too long.

 

Ashley and Belle
Text isn’t on the screen long enough to read, work on that! Callbacks to February 12th 1973 when Bruno slapped Calhoon or whatever, but apart from that, it’s fine. Nothing exciting, nothing offensive.

 

H2O and Wrex
Good job setting up the scene, and Wrex is his usual entertaining self. Harvey swings between intimidating and Shakespearean. Gets us moving to the next thing, so fair enough but nothing super exciting. Sometimes you gotta lay some groundwork.


///MORE WILL COME I AM TIRED OF THESE SEGMENTS///

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