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*scene opens as Baxter is sailing his ship drunk celebrating St. Patricks Day and his win on ambition.. it is a bright sunny day at sea.. a few seagulls can be heard in the distance*

 

Baxter: *holding a bottle a rum singing* And really bad eggs ... Drink up me hearties ... BUUUUURP *Baxter falls on the deck laughing*

 

Crewmate: Captain, Boat Spotted off the port bow

 

Baxter: identify.. friend or foe

 

Crewmate: Its the Police sir

 

Baxter: Steady Cannons .. if the damn feds pull anything we *burps fire*

 

Crewmate: What sir

 

Baxter: I said fire

 

*Cannon fires at the police boat narrow missing it*

 

Baxter: WHAT THE buuurrrp WHY DID YOU FIRE

 

Crewmate2: you did say fire

 

Baxter: Goddamit ...I am getting tired of the premature firings around here

 

Gary Anthony Young: So am I .. Your lookout has the same problem

 

*Baxter Grabs Gary and throws him overboard*

 

Baxter: STAY OFF MY FUCKING SHIP

 

*the police cruiser boat pulls up to the side of the ship*

 

Police: Stop this ship, your under arrest

 

Baxter: Crap >< who be the one that fired that cannon i swear will be going overboard

 

Crewmate 2: you just though him overboard sir

 

Baxter: Damn it ... what is it with Gary and him Firing his cannon around here..

 

*the policeman climbs up the side of the ship and is now on the top deck*

 

Policeman: Ok who is in charge here

 

Crewmate 3: No one touches the Captain *unsheethes sword*

 

*The policeman shoots the pirate in the head shooting him dead*

 

Policeman: Anyone else want to try something

 

*everyone on the ship drops thier swords and goes below deck*

 

*Baxter staggers twords the policeman and falls on his face right at the cops boots*

 

Baxter: What seems to be the officer problem

 

Policeman: Sir your under arrest for drunk driving.. and i could easily charge you with attempted murder..

 

Baxter: ah Crap

 

*baxter stands up and gets in a fighting stance*

 

Policeman: Sir i wouldnt recomend that..

 

*Baxter lunges at the policeman with a punch .. the policeman sidesteps him and his him in the back of the head with his pistol.. baxter drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes*

 

*Baxter is put in Cuffs and the cop uses baxters personal rope to get him into the boat*

 

*scene ends as baxter is being sent to the mainland to prison*

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Damn, shooting your crew mate dead? You got some fucked up RPs LMAO.

 

Not bad though. From a drnk to another, nice alcoholic RP

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Great rp man, im just glad there not about me getting drunk and makeing out with mermaid statues anymore

 

RDMoney: I read an article somewhere that creation would be a "Huge" part in this TNA. Now I'm reading that there are only 5 CAW slots and no CAW online. How is this playing a huge part?

 

MIDWAY: Understood. We need to improve in the area. Things got cut, and now we can pick the ball up on those things once again.

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Evading police, shooting cannons at police, driving while intoxicated, gay crew members, gay innuendo, a cop shooting a guy in the head for unsheathing a sword and assaulting a police officer. Baxter... you've been writing for the WWE haven't you? Why do I have the feeling that this will be on RAW soon but with incest added to the mix?
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