Chris Baxter Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 *scene opens as Baxter is sailing his ship drunk celebrating St. Patricks Day and his win on ambition.. it is a bright sunny day at sea.. a few seagulls can be heard in the distance* Baxter: *holding a bottle a rum singing* And really bad eggs ... Drink up me hearties ... BUUUUURP *Baxter falls on the deck laughing* Crewmate: Captain, Boat Spotted off the port bow Baxter: identify.. friend or foe Crewmate: Its the Police sir Baxter: Steady Cannons .. if the damn feds pull anything we *burps fire* Crewmate: What sir Baxter: I said fire *Cannon fires at the police boat narrow missing it* Baxter: WHAT THE buuurrrp WHY DID YOU FIRE Crewmate2: you did say fire Baxter: Goddamit ...I am getting tired of the premature firings around here Gary Anthony Young: So am I .. Your lookout has the same problem *Baxter Grabs Gary and throws him overboard* Baxter: STAY OFF MY FUCKING SHIP *the police cruiser boat pulls up to the side of the ship* Police: Stop this ship, your under arrest Baxter: Crap >< who be the one that fired that cannon i swear will be going overboard Crewmate 2: you just though him overboard sir Baxter: Damn it ... what is it with Gary and him Firing his cannon around here.. *the policeman climbs up the side of the ship and is now on the top deck* Policeman: Ok who is in charge here Crewmate 3: No one touches the Captain *unsheethes sword* *The policeman shoots the pirate in the head shooting him dead* Policeman: Anyone else want to try something *everyone on the ship drops thier swords and goes below deck* *Baxter staggers twords the policeman and falls on his face right at the cops boots* Baxter: What seems to be the officer problem Policeman: Sir your under arrest for drunk driving.. and i could easily charge you with attempted murder.. Baxter: ah Crap *baxter stands up and gets in a fighting stance* Policeman: Sir i wouldnt recomend that.. *Baxter lunges at the policeman with a punch .. the policeman sidesteps him and his him in the back of the head with his pistol.. baxter drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes* *Baxter is put in Cuffs and the cop uses baxters personal rope to get him into the boat* *scene ends as baxter is being sent to the mainland to prison* ᛨ ꖾᚣᛠᛊ ᚴᛜᏌ ᛕᚣᛢᛢ
Seth Morrison Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 Damn, shooting your crew mate dead? You got some fucked up RPs LMAO. Not bad though. From a drnk to another, nice alcoholic RP Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Thomas Maypo Posted March 17, 2008 Posted March 17, 2008 Great rp man, im just glad there not about me getting drunk and makeing out with mermaid statues anymore RDMoney: I read an article somewhere that creation would be a "Huge" part in this TNA. Now I'm reading that there are only 5 CAW slots and no CAW online. How is this playing a huge part? MIDWAY: Understood. We need to improve in the area. Things got cut, and now we can pick the ball up on those things once again.
Pugh Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 When did Baxter turn into Jack Sparrow? Good RP though, if a little odd No.
Brad Bauer Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 When did Vick Motherfucking Mackey start sailing on coast guard ships. "Anybody else wanna try something?"
Versus Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Bax you silly lil fucker. Nice RP. Sucks you had to lose such a devoted crewmate. Sucks even more that you had Gary on board. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
Michael Morrison Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Evading police, shooting cannons at police, driving while intoxicated, gay crew members, gay innuendo, a cop shooting a guy in the head for unsheathing a sword and assaulting a police officer. Baxter... you've been writing for the WWE haven't you? Why do I have the feeling that this will be on RAW soon but with incest added to the mix?
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