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Lord of the Ring: Week 10


Michael Morrison

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Allot of stuff, so take a deep breath.... Vincent comes close to digging Parker's grave but gets hit with Sudden Death From Above, Cross threatens to send Bold back to the big house in pieces, Reed sends a message to his tag team partner/biggest rival by reed-ing Martin his last rights, Smythe ponders the power of the SDW, AA reveals the painful side of AA Meetings by introducing Leon's grandmother to the side of a beer bottle, Bold doesn't get paid by the hour, but seems to enjoy every minute in the ring with the Kang, Vic is so tired of the "Children of Wonder" that he's willing to get in a cage with Smythe at Lution III if it means he could become CEO for day when he puts Smythe away, Josiah tries to overcome Chino's speed by hitting him with every power move in the book, we might be in for a "Shawman Redeption" when the original OCW poet has some x'planing to do, Nate still appears to hate the hell out of Guy (Dont' call me Festus) Fausto, Double Wonders take on the Hoppin' Hearts, Nate's mystery opponent turns into a two-on-one dance, then into a tag match and finally, a Cell Match with a Hardcore Match on the outside. If you value your eyesight, don't watch the second video on the last page, otherwise you won't be able to read the latest Lor Repor.

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HIGH SCORE LORD

ED REED: It's been a while since I've seen a match so one sided that it made me say, "damn" every 5 seconds. For more info, scroll down to "BIGGEST GAP"..... damn.

 

CLOSEST MATCH

PARKER vs. VALMONT: Once again, a gladiator comes close to besting the mighty Pee Stee, but is met with defeat. Once you get hit with the most Macho of Macho elbows and all the air you thought you owned comes rushing out of your body faster than a dog trying to get out of a burning house... well it's over my friend... much like Hardy's career. Coincidence? I don't know, but I sure do get a kick out of talking about it for some reason.

 

Valmont tried to slow down Parker's offense by using the ground n' pound technique. Every time Parker's back hit the canvas, Valmont was quick to apply the pressure and stayed on top of him like a 500 pound woman trying to rape Gary O'Dea. Unfortunately for Valmont, Parker was still able to get some air when it counted and delivered the ultimate pound to the ground. A good effort by Valmont, who has been in a slump as of late. It may not have been a win, but it's a step in the right direction.

 

BIGGEST GAP

REED vs. MARTIN: Yeah... this was painful to watch, if I must be honest. Anthony just couldn't unleash any kind of offensive momentum during this match. He was able to sneak in a few moves here and there, but nothing substantial enough to keep him in the match.

 

You could tell that Reed was aware of his lead and it almost seemed like he was toying with Anthony after a while. I say this, because Reed probably could have ended the match much earlier than he did, but decided to build up for a "Stolen Finisher" ending, which he undoubtedly meant use as an example for his tag team partner/rival, Strider. Those crazy kids with their "I gotta prove I'm better than my ethnically opposite brother" complex.

 

Which part of the Oreo do you see coming out on top? The dark cookie outside or the white creamy inside? Either way, they're both good together or separate. I tend dip the whole thing in milk and pray it doesn't dissolve between my fingers and sinks to the bottom of the glass. I hate when it sinks to the bottom of the glass, damnit. Unless you want to dip your whole hand in there, it's staying at the bottom, my friends... wait, what the fuck was I talking about?

 

HONORABLE MENTION

LEONHEART / CJ HOPPUS: These two were very impressive against the team of DaWonder and AA. The worked well together and had their opponents against the ropes for the majority of the Tag Match. DaWonder and AA were able to get their shit together near the end of the match, but the damage was done and it was just too little, too late by that point.

 

Even after the match, they went ECW on their opposing tag team and 1-Uped the Dudleyz when Leon signaled CJ to "get the table" while in a midair dive attack and when they call for wood, they mean to use it, by Jod. They singled out DaWonder and proceeded to turn him into a human sandwich... or woodwich, if you will. This marked the beginning of a bad night for "The Alliance" but some might say they got the last laugh by the end of the show. Considering how Guy was dressed, it may be safe to say we all got the last laugh by the end of the show.

SIDE NOTE: Almost forgot about this, but I had promised to display the full chart for the month of February. Without any further delay, here they be.

 

 

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GREEN = W/L Column

YELLOW = Loss

GREY = Draw

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wow, myself and valmont was a lot closer than i thought, i thought he had easily beaten me in this match as he probably landed twice as many grapple moves as i did. good job mike.

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2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences)

1 x NA Champion

1 x Pride Champion

1 x TV Champion

2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion

F.I Winner 2012

MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7

 

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