OCW RIOT - March 27th, 2008

[Vic Vimes]

Blatant Bumps are discouraged, Bradley.

[Brad Bauer]

Blatant Bumps are discouraged, Bradley.

 

 

Wrong thread...

[Adrian Bold]

lets it be known that barbarian was also controlling A-JAX due to the real ajax at work.

 

 

 

We'll see who jobs at lution.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

lets it be known that barbarian was also controlling A-JAX due to the real ajax at work.

 

 

 

We'll see who jobs at lution.

 

let it also be known that having someone fill in then telling everyone that there was a fill in misses the point of a fill in...

 

 

if you want to save face so bad just do a 2 on 1...

[Tyro Kraven]

Lol i uploaded my match to megaupload and rapidshare. But im never on riot so shit happends.

[Parker]

Bold you monkey, take that shit outta your sig! i'm not sure what my record is since i won the title, i said its roughly 19-1...ass :)

[Smythe D. Wonder]

another Riot another kick ass effort... I'm in I think 5 RP's this show which is clearly too much... but it almost works out... I'm gonna go through the reasoning for them all as I didn't write 2 of them... and they all make sense...

 

anyway we open With Majin planning his Lution celebration then Fausto ruining it and remake the match we saw last week... meaning... you guys did ruin the Lution ME last week on Riot... better have a plan!!! since it won't happen a cool thing would have been for Majin to infact have his partyt and have Vimes make the title match at Lution... that would've been pretty sweet...

 

Leon Chino was ok... I loved the turtle rap in the middle of the vid... I loved that movie.... Chino sucks without his roll whoring... send him back to the ex division... this match is over at the 11 minute Mark... but again the guy with the flashing finisher and his oppoment finiashable doesn't go for the win... this is actually starting to annoy me... making a match drag out doesn't make it good... it take away immesely... and matkes people not want to watch the longer matches... cause they think this crap is happening... Leons apparantly trying new finishers... as he used a ground finisher to beat Double A the week before and ke's back to a front finisher this week... there should be a rule about swapping finishers week in and out... as I think that's ghey... but whatever...

 

Smythe is hitting on Stacey... who apparently already has a date with Deano... and AA gets into the scene... Smythe tries to avoid his match with the drunk and Smythe has yet to beat him... but the drunk just threatens Smythe and walks away... RP#1 I wrote it... supposed to show that tho Smythe is quite the bad ass... he's more the clever coward type than the I can beat everyone big mouth... as he's intimidated by AA and his agreessive drunkard ways...

 

next VV writes and RP about looking for Stevens... not needed... completely filler...

 

next we revisit the chair shot and run scenario... Bold did one of these a while ago and I bashed it... no need for me to do it again I guess...

 

Cross/Bold put together another classic RP... with the contract signing for Lution... Rob coming to the ring was awesome... putting him through the table together was epic... the Spine buster selling the elbow... not so much... Deano's pretty much stole that elbow now... looks better on him... a point of note... next week let's try to get Cross a win going into Lution... I lost 5 strraight weeks going into my NA title shot and I pretty much decided that taking it off Chino would look bad... I havent' wanted part of the NA title since then...

 

Smythe Leon RAchel RP is up next.... Leon sells his faceness very well in this RP... which all changes when I walk onto the scene... Leon's outright hatred for Smythe is evident as Leon is at his most Violent when I'm around... Smythe is Leon's nemesis as he plays on Leon's talk with Rachel telling Leon he's the man in Leon's way and he's gonna ruin Leon's dreams... RP#2 for me... I didn't write it... the point showing Leon and Smythe's history and the fact that they are in a feud outside of the FI match... and it's extremely personal between them...

 

Smythe, Double A is up next... this match is pretty crazy... as it should actually be a squash... but resiliency shows through making this one memorable... on the back of what I was saying about the Leon Chino match... watch when this match becomes finishable... everytime someone gets a flashing finisher they're looking to end the match... this match is supercompetitive with nowone looking to put on a show at all... we were both out for a win... I say Double A beats me by 70 points on LOTR stats... as he whooped on me alot... I actually leave the ring at random at one point to think about how I can win the damn match... but watch this match if you want to see how SVR 08 matches should be played in the endgame... fantastic finish in this match from the 13 minute mark on was some of the best 08 I've seen...

 

Parker VV is getting a nice workup... to bad this match has already happened... I and don't think VV will fair as well in the second go round...

 

Ryder traps big dummy Mace in the closet... in the next RP... decent...

 

a RIot tea time segment is next with Reed and Strider in the ring... Air is very impersonal as he's also in the ex-gauntlet match... Reed and Strider might be the most pure performers in all OCWFED... Strider doesn't wrestler enough to hold the ex title but they are fun to read and watch in the ring...

 

CCW reversal master in Tyro Kraven gets his shot at Pee Stee next and he does what the rest do... the hardcore matches are getting really stale... they do leave the weapons out for most of the match tho... making this match not hardcore at all... whatever... I marked for the DDT... and the pick up toe kick finisher end... don't know why we don't see it more.. as it's perfectly legal and it's used to matches DON'T DRAG...

 

VV Pee Stee RP next... VV is the face in this feud and the crowd should be cheering him... hoping he finally picks up a win...

 

Hoppus brings us up to speed on his career next... and he reminds us all that he has a bone to pick with Smythe... some people who don't watch shows might ask... why does he have a beef with Smythe??? well... my first ever Riot ME slot, a match with Nate.... I said the night belonged to Smythe and his big night.... anyway CJ picked that night to come to the ring and talk about the new film he was in... which Smythe didn't like and he want to the ring and blitzkreg'd Hoppus putting him through the spanish announcer table... Leon made the late save... the week after I cheap shot Leon after his match and put him through the same table... CJ saves him... the next week Leon and CJ beat me and the Drunk in a tag match... a Match Smythe didn't want because Leon and CJ are pissed at Smythe... Vimes booking that match is the reason why I challenged him to a cage match the following week on Riot... Leading to VImes making that stipulation ... leading to Smythe ruining Lution for the whole Sensational alliance... kinda... so it all ties in...

 

Smythe night continues with Brad Bauer taking some of my TV time... a great TV segment again based around the FI match... Brad and Smythe are rivals.. Smythe takes the time to pop in on Brad and remind him of his failures almost on a constant basis... this match is the first time they've met in the ring since Indy Style... but with constant verbal altercations Smythe and Brad want to make statements as much as possible... Turmoil Smythe was Decimated by the greatest Headliner to date by Brad... Smythe hit Brad with a headliner of his own earlier in the night... anyway... Brad goes into a great RP about climbing the ladder at Lution and backed by the crowd he climbs the ladder and stand at the top... only to be joined by Smythe who won't have any showboating on his show at all... who also climbs the ladder spawning a classic scene... Brad and Smythe standing at the top of the ladder stareing each other down... what they both forget is that Deano Horse is in the Arena and without saying a word Deano makes a massive statement tipping both Brad and Smythe off the ladder... leaving them both out of commision... That RP came out sweet...

 

next we have the 3 on 1.. with no double team moves... no mudhole stompings... no nothing... this match was made to be a gimmick match... you weren't supposed to actually play it... geez... and if someone wasn't there common sense was to have the guy be locked in the closet and play the match 2 on 1... even worse when Bold sees he's gonna lose... cause for a while it looks like he was gonna beat the 3 of them... he goes under the ring and gets MY sledgehammer and gets himself DQ'ed I'm assume cause he doesn't want to get pinned so close to Lution... sad ... very sad...

 

Ryder and Mace fight an impromptu brawl outside... only problem is a few weeks ago Majin and Fausto do the exact same thing... with the exact same ending... annoying... it takes away from the ZOMG of the original if people are just gonna copy the best spots in OCW...

 

Smythe RP #5 is in the SA locker room... where Smythe is pretty annoyed with getting whooped on week after week with no help... but Majin and Kage explain to Smythe that he's the ground runt... and Sensation explains why he was jumped 3 on1 last week with no help and why he's to fight hie FI clause battles alone... then he tells Smythe he's to watch Kage's back in his match with Mayhem... even tho he's a wreck from the ladder fall and the drunk fight... the Alliance loves Smythe can't you see...

 

we need a womens' division.. Casey fighting men doesn't go over well at all... bring back Rachel, Sara Skyes, Gertrude, Tiffnay, Gaines' wife, Hazel and let's put the belt to use... anyway... the match plays all the way through??? then blake gets in the ring... you have to watch the rest... but something MASSIVE had better happen next week....

 

Mayhem is amped about his match with Kage... saying he wants a shot at the NA title... but let's not forget that I BEAT MAYHEM DAMMIT... he doesn't even mention it... he just fears the truth... SDW FTW baby...

 

the ME is decent... I caused alot of camera angle chaos by walking around the ring the whole match... jumping on the apron every once in a while just so Mayhem knew I was there... the death metal kinda hurt my ears as I can;t really get into it... Smythe gets involved late and Mayhem chases him out of the ring... BAD IDEA... Smythe and Kage just Ravage Mayhem out side of the ring... and Versus makes the save... well he tries to... but Smythe low blows Mayhem... then hits Versus with a chair before getting Kage to safety and leaving the ring with Mayhem and Versus is the ring looking... looks like a set up for next week to me...

 

twas a great Riot... Lution hype has everyone going a lil overboard tho... myself included as I end up in 7 segments on RIot... too much...

[Parker]

Can't believe Bold cheap assed his way out of a legitemate loss.

Was pretty dissapointed actually as it kind of ruined the match.

[Adrian Bold]

Bold you monkey, take that shit outta your sig! i'm not sure what my record is since i won the title, i said its roughly 19-1...ass :)

 

ok ok.... fixed

[Nate Ortiz]

Getting yourself DQ'ed on purpose is against FPR. If your going to do it make sure the match is a work.