Brad Bauer Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 ***Please note this event was Taped at 6 Pm est*** The Inner Harbor in downtown Baltimore is packed to the limit with anxious fans and media on hand to attend the 2008 Official OCW/CCW Wrestlution III Press Conference. It’s a cool 55 degrees outside, but this hasn’t stopped the masses from showing up. A long table is center stage with a podium in the center. There are microphones attached to the table at each seat. Mr. Sensation and the General Mangers are in their respective seats. Stacy Clark approaches the podium and addresses the thousands of people on hand. Stacy: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure, to welcome you to the Official OCW/CCW Wrestlution III Press Conference!!!!! The crowd erupts. Flash bulbs go off from the hundreds of digital cameras near the stage that has been constructed in the Inner Harbor. Stacy: We’re going to hear from some of your favorite OCW and CCW Superstars heading into the biggest E-Wrestling event of the year. So without further delay, here are your OCW and CCW Superstars!!! Chris Ryder and Aries walk out in their suits as the as the crowd get out of their seats and begin to cheer. Both men work the crowd as Death Row comes out from behind the curtains set up on the opposite side. A stare down soon begins between all four of these competitors. Stacy: Gentlemen, whomever would like to get us started! Chris walks over to the podium as Aries takes his seat next to him, A-Jax and Mace sit down, not taking their eyes off of their Wrestlution opposition. Ryder: Ladies and Gentleman, are you ready for Wrestlution? The crowd cheers. Ryder: Now that's what I like to see, at a time like this, the fans really start to get into it, because they know that right around the corner waits the biggest Pay Per View, the biggest event in E-Wres....NO the god damn world! A few "Woo's!" can be heard along with cheers from the crowd. Ryder: Now most people won't expect much from a newly formed tag team, and that puts things into our favor. We have a chance to show what we're made. I don’t know about you, but I can’t think of a better an event than Wrestlution III? Aries and I see this as a huge turning point in our careers. Last year I was there to represent CCW in a huge battle royale. CCW has come along way since then. So has Chris Ryder for that matter! Now I have one of the most hyper-active, Haggis eating, Scottishmen along side me. An “Aries” Chant breaks out in the crowd. Ryder: I'm taking up a bit too much time now, so I'll get right to it. Wrestlution III, Death Row against The First Class Solution. Whether we win, or whether we lose,…. Death Row" Ryder looks over to Death Row, who are seated to right of him. Ryder: You will be getting the best CCW has to offer on Sunday. You can damn sure count on it. Now ladies and Gents', I'd like to ask my good friend to take the Podium, Aries ..." Chris steps down as Aries stands up, both men trade places as the crowd awaits Aries. Aries: Aye' ... this is what it's all about, big events, big crowd and big douches who need their arse's kicked! A-Jax mouths something to Aries, Ryder is seen laughing as Mace tries to calm A-Jax down. The crowd is really getting into this. Aries: Looks like someone has something to say, well too bad I-Max. A-Jax:IT'S A-JAX! Aries: Like I care laddy? This is the biggest week in OCW, I feel like I would take on Nate Ortiz! Woo! The crowd “WOO’s” and Ryder gives Aries a “Are you Crazy?” look. Aries: Bloody right lads and lass', this is my first Wrestlution and I plan on making my mark on this glorious stage by giving everything I have. Chris has shown me the ropes around here...you know, when he isn't smoking the ol' green" Sensation’s eyes widen as Aries chuckles. Ryder attempts to be invisible momentarily as Sensation gives him a dirty look. Aries: You know I'm just pissin' about Chris. Calm down. But on a serious note, this is my first chance to prove that I am worthy of being on a card like this. I will walk into Wrestlution and walk out a proud Scot' because I know Ryder and I will give you people a show to remember! The crowd start to cheer once more with some chants of "CCW!" heard in the background. Aries: Well I feel I've taken up enough time here people, let's get on with the bloody P & Q or whatever you call it. Aries raises his arm and gives out a loud "Woo!" before sitting back down. Reporter Wrestling 24/7 Magazine: Ryder, Aries, Can you tell us a little about your game plan? Any secret tactics? Aries: Ah, yes, actually we wanna get 1st strike. From there we- Ryder: -What the hell are ya doin lad? If we tell them our secret plan, then they won't be very secret anymore will they? Aries looks back to the reporter. Aries: ......yeah uh....no comment. Ryder looks down & shakes his head. He motions for Aries to take a seat before he leaks anything else. Aries stands there looking confused. Mace stands up and kicks his chair off to the side. An uneasy tension fills the crowd as they grow silent. A stagehand goes to offer Mace a new chair....Mace mean mugs him. Mace: I'll stand. Ryder: Wait your bloody turn you two.Han Yamata: Wait a minute. I'm the GM of OCW AMBITION, therefore what I say goes....that being said, I think in the interest of my own and the fans' entertainment we'll have you both go at the same time.A-Jax: As I was saying don't get your hopes up fairies....you foreigners have about as much of a chance as Posh & Becks does against us.... Mace laughs in amusement Ryder: I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand for that rubbish! You're gonna have to eat your words at Lution!Mace: What makes you so sure, tough guy? I think cricket is more of a sport for you anyways.Aries: Yeah, well Ryder tells me that you boys invented a new game for the Prison Olympics. Short Distance Soap dropping!!! The Crowd explodes as Mace & A-Jax head towards Ryder & Aries but are withheld by security just in time! Aries points at his chin and grins. They both struggle to get at the foreigners, but are held back, each by several security guards. Aries: Go ahead. Let 'em go. Just remember: boys-lay a finger on us here in public with innocent civilians around to get hurt and you'll be back in prison using your one phone call to call your mums! Death Row reluctantly relaxes and the guards step off. Mace & Aries staredown while Ryder & A-Jax do the same. Mace mutters just so Aries can hear... Mace: Come near me off the clock and you'll wind up toe-tagged, body-bagged, and mailed to your "mum" in a plastic bag.... Aries looks disturbed and angry at the same time as Mace grins. Reporter Baltimore Sun: How bout another question? Mace shoots a look at the reporter A-Jax: Enough with this Barbara Walters bullshit. We're done here. Enjoy your walk down the ramp at Lution punks....you won't be able to walk back afterwards... Death Row walks off the stage. Aries: Let 'em go. We'll get 'em at Lution. Show them who can make threats... Reporter Baltimore Sun: Well now that that's over with, how about the two of you? How do you fe-Ryder: Blow it out of your bloody ass. We're outta here. Aries: I thought I heard Mace say that to A-Jax the other day! Ryder: OH! Good one mate! Now you’re catching on! Aries & Ryder leave as well, the whole situation leaving an uncomfortable feeling with the crowd. Han Yamata: Now that’s entertainment! Stacy approaches the podium again. Stacy: Wow, now that almost got out of hand! We’re just getting started, let’s see who’s next!! Val Finale steps up to the podium. His hair is a mess, he is wearing a black sweat shirt, and baggy jeans. His eyes are wide open, and he still has his tape on his hands on. Sensation looks pissed off and makes a gesture to Val regarding his attire. Finale: I’m dressed fine, WHAT? This is how I dress! Anyway...Wrestlution....You know, two years ago, yours truly went through 6 of the top EX stars to win the EX title. This was when the EX title had meant a crap...laughs. You see today, the title means crap. But I guarantee that I WILL get the title back in my hands....and I WILL bring prestige back to the gold! The crowd begins a chant: WE WANT JUSTIN…WE WANT JUSTIN…WE WANT JUSTIN. Val ignores them because they are stupid, continuing on with his speech. Finale: My run was good....until that damn ToP!!! begins to shout ToP ruined it for me! They ruined it I say! They made my life a living hell! And deep down, all of you here are apart of ToP! All of you are their workmen. You all have ToP inside of you deep inside your intestines..your guts...your hearts are all FILLED WITH TOP! Finale's eyes bulge You are all probably plotting right now...haha...yea...you are all probably plotting on how to end my career again! Well let me tell you something...Val Finale is back and I am better then ever! Finale starts to back away from the podium, but trips over a production cable. He falls forward into the podium, knocking it over and the microphone goes crashing to the floor making a horrid screeching sound. Everyone in attendance covers their ears as Finale gets up. Finale: That damn ToP Stagehands quickly remedy the fallen podium as Final leaves after his odd speech. Alexander Revan takes the podium, careful to avoid the strangely unique Val Finale. Alexander Revan: Well, now that was odd. Speaking of odd, I think it’s time we heard from the teams that will compete for the World Tag Team Championships at Wrestlution III. Ladies and Gentlemen, The BDTTP and the Odd Couple!!! Sean Strider and Ed Reed reveal themselves through the curtains and head towards the podium. Both men are dressed in tailored suits and have their signature shades on. The Tag Team Championships are draped over their shoulders, and are extra shiney for the media spectical that is Wrestlution III Press Conference. The crowd boos them. Deano and Gaines emerge from the opposite end and play to the crowd before taking their seats. Reporter Baltimore News Channel 11: You two have been the most successful Tag Team Champions OCW has ever seen, how would you rank this opportunity to retain your belts on the grandest stage in Wrestling. Strider:We call ourselves the Best Damn Tag Team Period for a reason. We've successfully defended our belts numerous times, and the opportunity to win them in front of millions will be no different. Reed: We'll walk in champions and walk out the same way. Reporter Baltimore News Channel 2: You two were able to defeat the Odd Couple at Road To Glory. Do you feel this rematch will be more difficult considering how closely Gaines and Deano have bonded in the last few weeks Strider: Bonded is definitely the word to use when talking about those two homos Reed: The Odd Couple will be added to the laundry list for a second time after we beat them at Lution. It doesn't matter if they're two strangers tagging up or identical twins they'll fall victim to the best tag team ever. Revan: I'd now like to allow The Odd Couple to walk to the podium to answer questions from the reporters. Gaines and Deano rise and are wearing their trademark "18 and Under" shirts with jeans. Deano's hair is styled perfectly, and Gaines is wearing his trademark bandana. As they walk up to the podium and Strider and Reed leave, both teams meet eye to eye briefly and look as though they are ready to brawl. Security starts to work its way over but both teams continue on in their direction. Gaines walks behind the podium and steps up to the microphone. Gaines: Ladies and Gentlemen Boys and Girls children of all agesDeano: Please welcome the most erectifying tag team in sports entertainment today!!!! Gaines&Deano: THE ODD COUPLE!!!!!! Gaines: We're open for all questions pertaining to a wide range of subjects Deano: Before we take questions I'd like to clear up any story that reporters may have heard about last night. I stopped to ask for directions and before I knew it she was in the backseat of the rental car. Now many reports say she wasn't 18. Untrue she turned 18 at midnight, and there was no physical pentration until the clock struck 12, and once it did I sure struck her clock The members of the media all look at each other confused, and somewhat taken back. Gaines looks at Deano in shock and pushes him aside from the podium microphone. Gaines: You fool no one new about that, and if I have to come explain to one more person that you're a sex addict and that you can't help yourself and to please not press charges so help me... Reporter Baltimore Sun: I'd like to ask you two how things have gone since you united over two months ago. Gaines: We chose the Odd Couple as a tag team name, because it describes who we are. Deano is a self-loving, sex addict who knows how to kick ass and make love. I'm an old school wrestler who puts faith and family before all. Our values don't always seem to mesh, but at the end of the day we make it through. Deano: Doesn't matter what our values are outside the ring, inside the ring we have one goal, and that's is to walk away with tag gold. Reporter Baltimore News Channel 11: How do you both feel about going into Wrestlution III with a second opportunity to capture tag belts that have alluded you both?Deano: I have one simple motto. The Second time is the charm…and so is the third, and fourth, and fifth…oh wait, that’s sex. You want to know about the Tag belts. Right… and there is no way we will not be crowned Tag Team Champions. The sponsers will love us when we're just wearing gold for our cover shoot. Gaines: I've chased these belts for a large part of my career whether it was with Steve Jones, Samuel, or Matt Wilson and I've always fallen short. As I've seen with the CCW Championship, shots don't always come along. It's been ten long months since I've held gold within this company, and I'm determined to leave with gold around my waste. The second opportunity is a blessing, and one that we won't easily pass up. Reporter Baltimore Chronicle: Any plans for tomorrow night? The Crowd chuckles at the Reporter’s question Deano: When I'm around there's always a party. Just grab my number after the Press Conference and I'll make sure to add you to the list. Gaines: Not this weekend, but come Tuesday of next week you're welcome to come to the Tag Team Champions celebration party hosted by the Odd Couple. Reporter Wrestling 24/7 Magazine: How does it feel to be the newest members of Revolution Inc? Gaines: When you're part of the Revolution, it carries meaning. It's a great thing. Deano: The Revolution got a whole lot prettier on Thursday Night. Gaines: I'll tell you this. Versus said that Jay forgot about the Heart that was Revolution Inc. Well Jay for you and you're boys we'll make it real clear. The numbers game is over and now when you wanna mess with the Inc, you'll be messing with the Odd Couple. The combination of the two makes for a very bad outcome. Deano does the Sex Bomb Hip Twist and Gaines attempts one, but it looks kinda..well, kinda odd! Trips rips through the curtains. He’s accompanied by Roman. He gives Deano a dirty look as the Odd Couple leaves the stage. Trips takes his TV Title from his shoulder and lays it on the table in front of him. He leans over the microphone looking for Morrison. Trips: On Sunday the sixth of April two thousand and eight the whole world will witness the first defeat of man known as Mad Michael Morrison at Wreslution III. The crowd Erupts much to Trips’ surprise. Roman quickly points out the source of the crowds’ delight. Triple M parts the sea of people as he climbs onto the stage from the crowd. He stares at Trips who doesn’t budge. MMM takes a seat next to General Manager Revan. Trips: I’m so glad you could join us. You’re just in time. This Television Championship has been in my possession for over two long months now and I will be damned if I let it fall to a man who lost his title shot to Chris Ryder. The fans at the back of the venue begin to boo and chant “Ryder”. Trips simply steps back from the podium till they quiet back down again. Trips: Like I was saying. I have always maintained that I am better than Michael Morrison and I continue to maintain that fact. At Wreslution you will fall to me in your own match. Tables are not my thing but my pure skill will outshine any tricks you throw at me.Trips: We all witnessed the victory on Riot that proved my past victory over Leonheart was not a fluke. Bringing my win count of this week to two wins, on Sunday that will climb to three and I will remain the Television Champion with yet another victory. Morrison mockingly applauds Trips.. Trips: Many people wanted to know about the match with Michael today but I also want to put a few guys on notice. Those guys…well those guys are none other than your CCW Championship Main Event on Sunday. Versus, RD Money, Seth Irving and Chris Mania? There are mixed reactions from the fans as the mix of popular and unpopular names are mentioned. Trips: You all have a very good chance of going home the CCW Champion after Wreslution and you’ll be worried about the past champion and the future investment winner. A word of warning however, do not take me off your radar. Versus got lucky by making it to the ropes when he was put in the dragon sleeper. RD Money and I had a great match and it could have went either way. Chris Mania and I have victories over each other as do I and Seth. Morrison checks his mic at the table, which startles Trips. Trips: …All of you boys know that I could take that championship from any of you should I be given a decent opportunity, think about that. Trips raises his right hand to stop discussion among the fans. Morrison checks the mic with his hand again. Trips: Come Wreslution Michael you have no chance of walking out as the Television Championship, just as Shawman, Ryder, Deano, Nathan and Brad Bauer all know…when that TV Title is on the line I will stop at nothing.Trips: You may be undefeated at Wreslution but remember I’m undefeated against you, streak vs. streak. Trips picks up his TV Title while Roman steps up to the microphone. Roman: I would also like to remind everyone about the Wreslution function available to all with only a $500 entrance fee and a free bar all night. The venue is the VIP Box at the Wreslution arena. I will be there as will Trips and from all at Ukio Banos we hope that Wreslution III is a great success and that our partnership with CCW and more specifically Trips continues long in to the future. Thank You. Roman steps back from the podium as Trips eyes Morrison all the time pointing to his TV Title. MMM remains seated and addresses Trips from his table mic. MMM: You insult these people with promise of a CCW Championship match? You insult these people by failing to pay proper attention to what’s directly in front of you, instead opting to look past me. Worst of all, you insult transvestites all across the world with your bad hair, poorly tailored suits, and deplorable attempts at face painting!!! Crowd POP MMM: Trips, your lack of respect… Trips walks over to Morrison and stands in front of him at the table. Morrison remains seated. Trips: Stand up and show me the respect that I deserve as Champion! MMM: I thought I’d remain seated so you could look over my head to see what’s next. I mean, afterall, you aren’t at all worried about me now are you? Trips: Stand up Morrison… MMM: Titles come and go Trips, but the Madness….the Madness, lasts forever!!! Crowd Pop. Trips lays the title down across the table in front of MMM. Trips slaps Morrison in the side of the head. MMM slowly stands up. The two stare each other down. Security is poised to break up the confrontation. Morrison doesn’t blink. Trips attempts a second slap but MMM blocks and then dives over the table tackling Trips into the crowd. The two trade blows in the crowd while rolling around. Security breaks into the crowd and separates the two men. Roman quickly grabs the TV title and heads back behind the curtains with it. MMM motions to the crowd as Trips books it out of there. Several fans try to chase him onto the stage. Security prevents this. Morrison leaves through the crowd as Trips is on the stage, on his hands and knees. Trips pulls himself up and quickly heads backstage to get his Title back. Josiah Cross steps out from behind the black curtains and takes a seat at the table. Adrian Bold steps up to the stage area sporting a nice black suit with a gold tie and his signature $500.00 shades. He has the NA Title slung over his shoulder. Camera flashes go off as Bold stands and poses for a bit, then takes a seat. Josiah Cross follows moments later wearing the orange sweatshirt and ripped jean shorts. Cross glares over at Bold who briefly glances over then looks at his NA Title and begins to lean back in his chair casually. Cross continues to glare at him and the title. Vic Vimes: It will be Adrian Bold putting the NA Title on the line against former friend and now enemy Josiah Cross in the first ever Solitary Confinement match. Winner leaves with OCW gold while the other is immediately shipped back to prison where they will spend the night. So let’s get this started with some questions and answers. Reporters: Cross! Cross! Cross! Cross points over at a reporter in the front row. Reporter Baltimore Sun: What was prison like? Is it really as bad as you make it out to be? Cross leans forward into the mic. He is slow to answer. Cross: It’s a living hell. No more questions on it, I want to focus on Lution and the upcoming match. Cross points to another reporter calling his name. Reporter Wrestling 24/7 Magazine: Two questions. Is it true you designed the “Solitary Confinement” match while in prison? And can you just quickly explain one more time what it’s all about?Cross: There wasn’t much to do while locked up and I hate reading which didn’t help. Crowd chuckles but Cross remains serious. Cross: I indeed thought this match up while locked away in Solitary Confinement. I spent 3 days trapped inside pure darkness for “bad behavior.” I had no coin or small object to throw in the room and search for to keep in entertained. So I did a lot of thinking.What is a Solitary Confinement match? It’s quite simple. Rather than start inside the cell you start on top. The object isn’t to escape but to send your opponent through the roof of the cell and back to hell. Bold seems to be getting a bit frustrated that none of the questions are being directed at him. Reporter Baltimore Chronicle: Cross over here! What will you do and what will it take for you to finally hold OCW gold? Cross leans forward towards the mic. and stares down the table at Bold who slowly glances over and begins to remove his shades. Cross: Anything and everything. I’d kill to get OCW gold! And Boldilocks…I’ve already beaten one champion this week. Bold rises out of his seat in a hurry and starts power walking towards Josiah Cross, Cross takes a step forward, but is pulled away by security so Bold can say his piece. Bold laughs in Josiah's face as he steps up to the podium. Bold: Wrestlution... Cheap pop Bold: Aw who am I kidding!? I'm going to beat this 7 foot hermaphrodite to a bloody pulp! THEN I'm going to dance around the ring with joy and kick a celebritory field goal through those teeth! Crowd boo Bold: I am the most UNSTOPPABLE man in OCW right now! I am Adrian TEMPLETON BOLD! The 6'5 alledged 400 lb BLEACHED gorilla! That's right I put on 100 pounds over night for this fight! How you ask? Bold looks over at Cross with that signature smile Mama Cross kept feeding me treats....ALL....NIGHT...LONG!!!! And Cross, I ain’t little Blake Majin, male model posing with the gold for the cameras. Cross starts steaming while being restrained by security Bold: This match is about more than Cross and I's friendship. This match is about my legacy as the champion and I'll be damned if the man I created from nothing is going to wipe his face paint off and throw on an orange sweater vest thinkings he's even got a chance to go toe to toe and come out alive with the Golden Boy. Bold is interrupted by the whole crowd booing him. Bold starts taunting the crowd with a smile on loving the negative attention he's getting. Bold: Believe me, Josiah's mother gives me enough of an ego trip when shes stroking what made me famous. Josiah Cross breaks free of the security and rushes Bold! Bold turns and steps towards Cross their skulls colliding as the two man stand face to face! Bold raises his left arm and points to the Wrestlution III poster. Security separates both men and takes them backstage leaving the fans wanting more. After a short break, Vic Vimes places a briefcase onto the table. He steps up to the podium. Vimes: Ladies and Gentlemen, perhaps just as important as any Title match that will take place at Wrestlution, the winner of this briefcase, shall earn the opportunity to face any champion that he so desires over the next 12 month period. Without further adue’, here are your participants in this years Future Investment ladder match! The crowd erupts until they see Smythe DaWonder come from behind the curtains. A sea of booing fans let him have it. Smythe walks up in a custom suit, with a tie and a lady at his side recognized as his girlfriend. The press begin questioning. Reporter Baltimore Sun: Smythe, you weren't at Wrestllution last year, and this year you find yourself in one of the most important matches on the entire show. How has the roller coaster ride been??Smythe: it's been great, i've seen the highs and lows of the business all in less than a year and I'm out to prove on the grandest stage of them all that SDW can deliver. Reporter Baltimore News channel 2: we've seen you take a ridiculous amount of bumps in the past few weeks. How do you continue to take punishment week in and out and still get into the ring. Smythe: This business is a circus. You do things that the average person can't do and then you do charity events, public appearances and you find time to enjoy yourself. No pain, no gain…and I am referring to that of the financially rewarding kind. Baltimore Chronicle: true, but even in the minors you were considered a stuntman... which has somewhat changed, but at WrestLution you'll be playing with ladders.Smythe: little did you people know, the ladder match is my specialty, I'm not afraid to jump off a ladder or throw someone into one. Reporter Wrestling 24/7 Magazine: Smythe, your a part of the company’s most dangerous faction, half the roster has a reason to hurt you, and it's well known that your mouth is the biggest thing in all of OCW. Yet, you have a massive following with the fans and even more so in Canada than any part of the states. What has make you an actual superstar??? Smythe: Smythe DaWonder is a performer, When I come through the curtain the fans expect something to happen... I just try not to disappoint. Reporter Baltimore Sun: on top of wrestling your also a successful urban music star, In Canada, and I hear you'll be performing the smash- cult like sensation "smythe is a rapper" at Wrestlelution!!! Smythe: haha you heard that?? from who??? but yeah, I'm blessed to be talented in other ways and it helps with the mic skills and whatnot. Reporter Baltimore News Channel 11: Can you touch on the importance of Wrestllution and what it means to you... Smythe: I've fought in different feds to get to OCW... and I've fought in OCW to get here... Lution is what every other federation wished they had... the fact that this place is now celebrating it's third grand spectacle event is incredible... and the fact that OCW has flourished and it's opened it's eyes and wallets to new superstars such as myself to come in and share the experience makes this place special... Lution is what the fans get for watching all year... it's the week where we all get to be kings... for all the work we've put in throughout all 12 months... this is what Wrestling is all about!!! Reporter Wrestling 24/7 Magazine: what are your predictions SDW??? I want to know what the Walking Weapon thinks... Smythe:from bottom to top off the top of my head... Death Row beats Ryder and Aries... Vindicator beats Steve and Poe watches... haha... Reed and Strider Retain cause Deano's a homo... Pee Stee squashes VV with dominance... Blood wins the Gauntlet... the drunk kills Kang... the Mad one captures the TV title.... Bold tosses Cross off the cage... Kage destroys Nate once and for all... please and thank you... Majin retains and so does RD money... cause those 3 are my boys.. oh yeah.. and obviously... SDW climbs that ladder and gets his chance at ANY TITLE.. at ANYTIME HE SO CHOOSES... Smythe: thank you...that is all- Smythe picks up the briefcase and holds it high in the air. His girlfriend applauds him. The curtain on the left opens and out comes Brad Bauer who sports a blonde and a brunette, one for each arm. Smythe sets the briefcase down and takes a seat. Bauer ushers his ladies off to the side and takes the podium. Bauer: Sorry to one up you there Smythe, but Brad Bauer likes everything in pairs. Smythe: Yeah, including the “pair” of losses that I handed you both times we squared off. Bauer: That’s okay. This Sunday, I’m going to rectify any losses to you or anybody else for that matter. This Sunday, Brad Bauer makes an investment. A future investment. Bauer picks up the briefcase. Bauer: The biggest question I have to ask myself…is which Championship will it be? Various reporters try to get a cue for a question. Bauer denies them with a hand gesture. Bauer: We’ve heard enough Q & A. There isn’t anything any of you could possibly think to ask me that the fans have not already asked me. Will I get another title shot? Will I ever become champion? Will Michael Heaton ever have sex with a girl? CROWD POP Bauer: Will Deano Horse get busted again for soliciting sexual favors downtown in front of the mayors office the next time we go to New York City? Sensation gives Bauer a dirty look and warns him with a finger wave. Suddenly, SEX BOMB begins to play over the P.A. system. Deano Horse enters the stage with 3..no 6…no 12…no…at least 20 smoking hot beauties who prance around in various risqué outfits. Deano heads up to the podium and makes some rather lude gestures towards Bauer. Bauer: You have a problem…really, get some counseling. And I hope your going to share! Bah gawd look at all of them. They are beautiful. I’ll never figure out how you do it. Deano: Because I’m a winner. Because I’m Sexcellent. Because I can go down…ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!! CROWD POP. Bauer takes a seat next to Smythe. They lock eyes and enter an ego of the eyelids battle, neither man will blink. Deano does some odd gesturing with the microphone. Deano: Tonight, I’m going to have a me’nage a’ trois with the tag team titles, and to spice things up, I’m going to clean up with the Future Investment clause!! Leon bursts through the curtains, visibly upset. He steps up to the podium, shoves Deano aside and snatches the briefcase from the table. Leon: I’m sick of this! Enough! The girls, the jokes, the games…the EGOS. I’m going into Wrestlution for one thing Smythie…For one thing Deano…For one thing BRADBauer!!! Crowd: BRADBauer!!! Leon: I’m going into Wrestlution to win. I will walk out of Wrestlution the Future Investment Clause holder, and the rest of you will leave with nothing…well, Deano might leave with a rash or a minor infection of the genitals. Deano: Minor? I don’t do Minor bucko. Minors, yes…but Minor…no. Bauer: Somebody needs to get laid. Smythe: They are right Leon, why don’t you go grab a couple of Deano’s friends and get a hotel room for the rest of the day. Bauer: Trips is still back there too I think! Leon takes the briefcase and starts to walk off with it. Brad stands up and grabs it. Both men struggle for possession. Smythe then stands up and grabs it as well. Deano comes over and does the Sex Bomb Taunt behind Leon. The crowd goes nuts. The other three men remain interlocked on one thing, the Future investment Contract. Vimes intervenes and takes the briefcase out of play. After a short intermission, we return. Stacy Clark has the podium again. Stacy: At this time, I’d like to welcome the participants of one of the three main events for this years Wrestlution extravaganza! Ladies and Gentlemen, HALL OF FAMER NATE ORTIZ!!!! Nate Ortiz walks to the podium wearing a traditional grey suit. His hair is tied back in a ponytail and he is wearing his trademark sunglasses. Nate: First of I’d like to say I’m honored to be here, just like I will be honored to perform in front of you all on Sunday. You all saw about three weeks ago when Kage tossed me 20ft off The Cell sending me crashing through the announce table. Causing the second severe concussion I have experienced in the past six months. The first of occurred at Summercide and kept me out of action for 2 months. And the doctors still want me in to rest after this latest one, but I refuse to miss the biggest show in our business because of a stupid headache. Nate removes his sun glasses. Nate: Sunday will quit possibly be the biggest match in my career. I fight a man I used to call a friend. I fight the man whose career I tried to end two years ago, the man who tried to end mine two weeks ago. I am risking everything for the one match to prove that I am the very best to ever set foot in an OCWFED ring against the only person who can make an argument against it. I can talk about what Kage has done to my friends, what he has done to my family, what he has done in his career but Sunday it won’t be about that. Nate takes a deep breath. Nate: Sunday will begin with all the extra things that go along with the Super Bowl of E-Wrestling. We will see the musical performances, the extra fireworks; all the hype will fill the air. But when the performances end, when the smoke clears, and the hype dies down it will be about one thing. It won’t be about titles, it won’t be about our past. All the accolades won’t mean a thing. It will be about two men fighting to prove who was the best to ever lace them up on e-wrestling’s grandest stage. I promise you all I will leave everything I have in that ring win, lose, or draw. Nate nods his head to the crowd and makes his way to his seat. Kage gets up and with a smirk he rubs his beard and walks over to the podium. wearing jeans and a black t-shirt He jokingly acts as if he is crying and sobs a bit before speaking. Kage: Touching, heart-felt, even in a sense beautiful. The words from the golden boy himself Nate Ortiz Ladies and Gentlemen. Kage turns to Nate and claps to him as Nate stares at Kage with disgust. Kage: You do speak some truth Nate. You will have to have the match of your life to beat me. Nate you will have to pull out all the stops to beat me, But make no mistake even after sunday when I walk out that ring in the biggest event in OCW history with my hand held high my name will be etched in the history books as a Legend, a Hall of famer, a Champion, and it will be etched wth your blood Ortiz. Kage begins to look at Nate. Kage: I'm gonna break you in half Nate. I Hope you bring you A game. Nate I pray at night you bring your A game. I'm begging you Nate, begging you to bring your best on Sunday. Kage turns and walks over to Nate as security gets up and Nate qucikly stands up to look at Kage face to face. Kage is talking to Nate right in his face and Nate stares at him with a stern look in his eye. Kage smirks and laughs. Kage begins to step back and as securtiy steps in Kage shoves Nate back and points at him. Nate quickly rushes forward but security holds them back as the Sensatonal Alliance laugh at Nate and Kage grabs the mic one last time. Kage: Get a good look This is the last time you will see Nate Ortiz as your hero. Take it in because come sunday your looking at a dead man. Kage and Nate stand face to face. Flash bulbs go off throughout the harbor as it’s starting to get dark. Security separates the two men and Stacy takes the podium again. Stacy: I have the unfortunate news that the OCW Championship will not be represented at this press conference. Guy Fausto is reportedly at an Insect Convention in downtown Alexandria, VA. And Blake Majin has refused to attend. We’ve been told that he’s locked himself in his hotel room with Casey and he says he isn’t coming out until Wrestlution. The Crowd Boos. Stacy: But, we do have the CCW Championship being defending in a Fatal Fourway pitting 2 Former Champs and the longest Reigning North American Champion in OCW history against arguably the greatest Champion of All Time, RD Money. Before we get started, I’d like to mention that each man will get to answer a series of questions if they would like to do so. The Crowd Erupts as Irving and Versus come through one set of curtains. Mania and RD come out from the other. RD takes the podium in his hometown while the other men take a seat at the table. RD Money: "Ladies and mutts, I stand before you as the Greatest World champion of all-time in CCW/OCW and of wrestling all together. Before we get started, I’d like to state that for the record, I will not answer any questions. You mutts are worthless media hounds and I have no use for you. Now, to business…In just two days, I'll be defending my CCW Championship against two jobbers and a man I call friend. Mania: Thank you Greatness…thank you. RD Money: I'm pretty sure you clowns want me to lose, but quite frankly...It's not going to happen. Doesn't matter how long you pray, how long you use your lucky blanket. The fact will always remain that I am unstoppable. No living thing on this earth can contest my Greatness and as we've seen for the past 6 months, I hold true to my words. Versus and Rev INC have put their noses in my business for the last time. I'm getting sick of seeing that garbage stoner prance around here like he's somebody to behold. Along with his little buddy, Seth. Versus puts out his joint and smiles. He checks his mic. The champ looks perturbed that Versus has interrupted. Vs: Main eventing at Wrestlution never gets old. Ever. I've been here since conception, and to see it grow the way it has, is a beautiful, beautiful thing. Although, I don't know why we're talking about Wrestlution right now. Did you guys know that Val Finale is BACK?! Seriously, I don't know why you guys aren't giving Val, Britney Spears coverage. I want to know when he's shopping, when he's smoking cigarettes pumping gas and dangling a baby by it's earlobe. I need to know these things. RD Money: Listen to this garbage. Val Finale. Who do you think you are Versus? Versus: Well champ ,I'm not going to come out here and tell all of these people how amazing I am. What I can tell you is how amazing this match will be. You will have more history, prestige, and definitely more talent, in that ring at once, then all the wannabe OCW Jr's that have sprung up and died off in the past 3 years. You don't get that every day. For me personally...it'll be my chance to become 10 time champion on the Greatest PPV of All Time...Wrestlution. Reporter Baltimore Sun: Why did you include Seth Irving in your plan to win the CCW World Title?Vs: Simple, I know that if RD comes close to losing that title, Jay won't let it happen. They know that if you have the gold, you have the power...and so do I. I thought I'd rather have the gold in hands of people who would use it for the betterment of the brand, and not themselves alone. Trisha Takanawa: The newly labeled, Rock & Roll Outlaw, Chris Mania sits up there with you, recently added to the now, 4way CCW Title Match for Wrestlution. How do you feel about your decision to add Seth now? Vs: I'm much happier that I chose to work with Seth to get him added. I mean, if I didn't it'd have to face RD and Mania in a Triple threat. Trisha Takanawa: No, I think that Mania was added to counteract the addition of Seth Irving.Vs: I think you're a cutie pie. Mania: You’re damn right I was. RD looks at Mania like he’s a fruit. Trisha Takanawa blushes. Mania: I mean that I was added, oh nevermind. Vs: Yeah sure…ha ha. Its okay Chris, you do hang out with Blake a lot. We understand. Vs: Any more questions? Ron Simmons: DAMN!!! Vs: Hey everyone, take a look. It's the only semi funny idea that the E had between 1998 and 2008! Someone bring him back to the E's drawing boards...aka OCW Forums. Everyone, take not, Wrestlution this year will be by far, the greatest show ever assembled. OCW never fails to bring the main course to the table, and this year...well consider this Thanksgiving dinner. Be prepared for the most illustrious night in online wrestling, Wrestlution 3. RD Money: This is getting out of hand. Silence Stoner Mutt, and you too Ron Simmons. I got your DAMN up here old man. Do not let this suit fool you simple mutts, I haven't forgotten what that supreme trash Seth did to me a few weeks ago on Turmoil. I will not be disrespected in my house like that again. I'll show Seth why he should have been getting booked on Ambition fighting the other 'up and coming' garbage. Seth locks eyes with the champ and points at him letting him know the deal. RD Money:I'm 2-0 at Wrestlution and my record will stay that like that one way or another. My Greatness will not be tarnished by a homosexual and his Stoner friend oh no, I won't have it. Then we have Chris Mania...my blood brother at the helm. There will be no union come Sunday and thats all I have to say about that. This is my house…these are my mutts, and on Sunday, the three of you will know why I am known as Greatness. Seth takes a sip from his water bottle. He’s wearing street clothes, as he obviously didn’t get the memo to dress it up. He checks his mic at the table. Seth: I’ve heard enough champ. But before this goes any further, I have an announcement to make. As of today I will like to make it official that I will no longer acknowledge myself as a former CCW World Heavyweight champion. This decision has been made on my own for my own personal reasons that I do not wish to discuss at this time. Versus, RD, and Mania look at Seth with confusion. The crowd is buzzing unsure of what to make of Seth’s statement. Irving: Now on with the questions Selecting a random reporter from the group in front of the podium Reporter Wrestling 24/7 Magazine: Last year we saw you come within inches in winning the future investment match. My question is are you worried that lighting may strike twice and you come within inches again in your CCW title match? Irving: I think every single guy would be lying if they got up here and said they weren’t worried about something. Rather it is Brad Bauer worrying about is head being to small or even Smythe worrying about his extensions falling out. Reporter Baltimore Chronicle: Speaking of Brad Bauer in a recent interview he stated that he is your kryptonite. Any thoughts on that?Irving: *laughing to himself* Hey he is 3-0 against me now so more power to him. Irving: ok 2 more questions then time for me to hit the road. Reporter Baltimore News channel 11: What are you thoughts on your opponents going into the Main Event? Irving: I wish I could say I respected all of them but I would be lying. I do consider it an honor though to be included in a match with the likes of these 3. And I think this match will put OCW on notice that they need to step it up to be able to compete against CCW. Reporter Baltimore News channel 2: Have you ever had thoughts about returning to OCW where you began your career? Irving: It has crossed my mind at time but the more I think about it the more I don’t want to have anything to do with them. Nothing against OCW but I rather stay in CCW for the remainder of my career with this company. Mania Yawns. RD is annoyed that Irving is taking up so much time. Versus lights up another joint and this catches Mania’s eye. Irving: I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen but that’s all the time I have today, like to thank you for your time and I hope to not let you down this Sunday. Mania: Thank god you finally finished. I was about to pass out like Double A at an all you can drink buffet in some dingy strip club he hangs out at in Cleveland. Baltimore Sun: Chris Mania… Mania: Save it stooge. I don’t do questions. I ask them…and the only question I have is…Versus, are you going to pass that or what? Crowd POP Versus takes a long deep drag and then stands up, walks over to the edge of the stage, bends down and passes the joint to a fan, who in turn takes a puff and passes it to another. Mania becomes outraged and stands up. He and Versus go head to head. Seth stands up to back up Versus. RD Money: Be warned that I've told you that my word has been written, and so shall it come to pass. Everything I've ever told you people has come to pass and this Sunday shall be no different. I'll walk in the Greatest champion and I'll walk out the same way in Grand fashion. If you want hype, take a look at everyone who's not me. For I am Greatness and don't a soul in this place ever forget that. RD holds the CCW Title up high above his head. Mania and Versus take their focus off of one anther and place it with the title. Irving has his eyes on RD, and not the Title. Stacy reclaims the podium as the Champion and the challengers quietly glare at one another. Stacy: Fans, we’re out of time, Join us for Wrestlution 3 this Sunday April 6th Live on Pay Per View!!!! 1
Brad Bauer Posted April 5, 2008 Author Posted April 5, 2008 please bring any errors or mistakes to my attention to have them fixed. This was a large process, a huge undertaking, and there were countless hours put into editing and setting. Thank you to all who contributed to make this what it was. I'm quite proud of all of your efforts. I have read this from top to bottom. My favorite stuff from the press conference, no particular order: - Val Finale Great promo - Trips/MMM segment was my favorite - Nate/Kage segment was also very well done! looking forward to this one
Seth Morrison Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 Wow this is bad ass. We need more ideas like these, t hype the PPVs Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Nate Ortiz Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 Good stuff B-Rad http://videodetective.com/photos/655/027531_9.jpg May 29 2005 - Present Took Dupree's Summer
Nick Kage Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 well done brad "When you're pushed... Killing is as easy as breathing!" http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/766/kagebannernv9.png http://www.selectmediafestival.org/2006/oct21.jpg
Kang James Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 Damn I wish I didn't post mine on accident and sent it to you :(, Aww well still some good stuff BB. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=21309,filename=thats_racist_racist.gif IT'S THE KING, BITCH! 2x International Champion 1x Hardcore Champion
Josiah Cross Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 Way to make this happen Brad, great stuff. Im gonna sit down and read it all tommorrow and get PUMPED for Lution! THE DEAN http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/bombsquad07/barb.jpg
Jack Porter Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 Wow, what a post! I just sat and read it all... I am ready for Lution right now.
Chris Ryder Posted April 5, 2008 Posted April 5, 2008 Now that's a Press Conference! Well done to everyone who contributed and props to Brad for putting it all togehter.
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