CCW Turmoil 05-13-2008

[Smythe D. Wonder]

that Turmoil was awesome... I enjoyed it all... not one useless RP not one ghey moment... a lil botchness but a great show.. IMO

[Josiah Cross]

It was a typo...and Trips just came back what two weeks ago from the red rings. I havent had the time to follow CCW fully so I probably missed one of your segments. Take a damn chill pill Steve.

[Deano Horse]

Take a damn chill pill Steve.

 

Don't tell him that, Steven was an addict. Don't start him off again!

[Kip Conrad]

I thought people might think it was fun to figure out the translation on their own.

 

but here it is.

 

 

 

(Kip Conrad is shown leaving a 24 hour fitness on Beverly Drive. His bag over a shoulder and signature sunglasses on he is sipping a protein shake and on his cell bluetooth headset.)

 

***sllluuuuuuuurrrrrppp***

 

Kip: Yeah I understand.

 

***slluurrrrpppppp***

 

Phone: inaudible

 

Kip: That's fine so we have a deal? I'll sign everything when we see each other.

 

*** Slluurrrppp****

 

Phone: inaudible

 

Kip: Well I need to drink it right after I work out for maximum intake and muscle growth. That when my muscles need the protein the most I....

 

Phone: inaudible

 

Kip: Yeah fine I'll sip quietly.

 

(Kip walks down Beverly Drive as he is heading to the Valet stand waiting for his car.)

 

Phone: inaudible

 

Kip: Yeah I know there may be some changes as long as it gets me what I want I am fine with that. I look at it like acting, 5 episodes of "The Restless Hearts" on ABC means I can act circles around most of the OCW/CCW jokes. So a bit of change won't be an issue as long as it leads me to gold.

 

Phone: inaudible

 

Kip: Hold on my car is here.

 

Attendant: El sir su coche es listo (Sir your car is ready)

 

(Kip looks confused.)

 

Kip: What?

 

Attendant: El sir su coche es listo (Sir your car is ready)

 

(The attendant is holding Kip's keys out for him.)

 

Kip: Oh my car.. say umm what's your name?

 

(Kip looks at the name tag on the attendants uniform.)

 

Kip: Juan? Go figure... Say Juan you most likely have no idea what I am saying correct?

 

Juan: El sir que i puede entenderle multa, yo apenas no puede hablar inglés muy bien. (Sir I can understand you I just can not speak English very well.)

 

Kip: That's what I thought.

 

(Juan looks confused. As Kip begins to get in his car.)

 

Kip: Normaly I would tip you but I will do you one better, I WON'T call homeland security or border patrol and have you sent back to your farm in Mexico. I won't do it. Why? Because Kip Conrad has made a deal that will lead him to the top of the CCW mountain so consider this your lucky day.

 

(Kip pats Juan on the shoulder as he closes the door to his land rover.)

 

Phone: inaudible

 

Kip: I am not a Douchebag!

 

(The tinted window slides up and Kip pulls away from the valet stand. Juan is left shaking his head..)

 

Juan: Un qué pedazo de douchebag de la mierda (What a piece of shit douchebag!)

[The Air]

 

CJ put some ass whooping on AIR... I loved it... a lil long... and CJ jobbed to not knowing what to do with the table... a lil edit job wa needed but I still liked the Television of it...tho it's been done before...

 

 

Sorry didn't have the time for it this week, otherwise I would have done a better job like last week.

[Wesley Adams Poe]

I can appreciate the fpr critique, i made a few mistakes, some do to lag, ain't sayin nothing bout bauer as i was fine with the match, but I'll work on myself reguardless... Like i said i'll take any punishment, cept for oral or anal, seeing as how kage likes to rape people for stuff with his big zangief lookin ass speaking of...

 

Getting slapped with a sexual harrasment charge...TOO FAR BUDDY!

then again when batista gets caught for that kind of stuff he gets a championship run. Guess i'll start taking steriods next.

[Nick Kage]

Typically what happens is one guy can set the tone for the match (not always but sometimes)

 

meaning if one guy plays cheese style then eventually the other guy will cheese back and we get a cluster fuck of a match.

 

not saying this is what happened but it does happen.

 

When i watched this match i saw fpr issues and sure we all make mistakes in every match. I make them (my biggest problem is i tyler on accident sometimes) smythe will make them nate we all do make mistakes but for me this match had horrible ethics on top of the fpr issues.

 

POE your a rookie you been here long enough to know better and you should get your lag issues fixed on top of keeping your fpr in check.

 

Brad on the other hand we expect better from. He works with rookies and he can not be playing like this. He knows better he has been here long enough if Kip and Colt or Vin and Kip or the trance brothers are not this bad he has no excuse.

 

i appreciate your mature attitude and how you handle this POE it has been noticed.

 

Also i am sure there will be time when i will verbally rape you.

[Deano Horse]

... and a time where D-Jack will physically rape you.

[Akeem]

the reaon Ambition is doing so well with all of these New Rookies, is because I have been working with them.

You have not worked with me. I have had only one talk with you on AIM and we have not played in any matches with each other. I played with Kage and he is the one that worked with me through my FPR. So i would like for you to not say this. I do not think you should be taking credit for what i am doing when what i am doing is completely my own. It is not influenced by you at all. And i am sure that i am not the only Rookie who would feel this way. You might have worked with some other people and helped them but you are not the one playing in our matches and writing our RPs for us. Ambition is doing well now for the effort we the Rookies are putting into it.

[Jack Porter]

Ambition is doing well now for the effort we the Rookies are putting into it.

 

Verbal mark.