OCW RIOT - June 5th, 2008

[Vic Vimes]

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Smythe Still Sucks At Commentators.

[Josiah Cross]

Dude! ZOMG!!! GO CHECK OUT...wait...wait...im not on the show...FIRST POST!

 

Edit: Only had time to skim through, looks good. Ill try and get some watching in tomorrow.

[Adrian Bold]

BOLDO REPORTO

 

Kip Conrad (GREED) vs Colt Starr (Covet)

Let me start out by saying Greed’s attire is fucking sweet. I mark hard for the Seven Sins. I haven’t said much about them but I really mark for the faction and want to see where they go with this. The second thing I want to say is that Covet’s attire is pretty sweet too he reminds me of the guy from soul caliber with the knives for fingers I can’t recall his name now. I like both of your entrances and I have kept my eye on both of you sine your debut in OCW.

On with the match…

Good reversals by both parties to start of the match it sets the tone that you two are both pretty equal. Covet hitting the backbreaker first ouch that looks painful. Greed returns fire with two quick grappls and then a MARKOUT Bulldog! That move is really fitting I like it…then a side effect and he jumps on Covet’s stomach he is looking dominant now but oh wait LOW BLOW from Covet! Great use of the ring steps to show you’re the hardcore champion. I like how you two brought it to the outside and made use of the enviorment that was awesome. You two are very evenly matched as I watch this match with very similar movesets. Both of you remind me in a way of a more hardcore Chris Jericho. OH SHIT! MARKOUT HARD COVET OFF THE TOP PUTTING GREED THROUGH A TABLE… but WAIT the barricade has come into play I’ve never seen this spot before and I’m marking hard where you push them into the crowd and set them up with a crutch OH THAT IS BRUTAL! Then covet talks shit to the crowd I’m seriously in awe I’ve never seen that before! I like that moonsault on kip I think its very fitting aswell as the side effect on Covet. WOOOOOOAAAHH… nice save by covet blocking the kick into the chair! Here it comes it’s a pedigree and the match is over!

 

After watching this match I marked for both of you, with my favoritism going towards Covet. Great spots and great work guys that’s how a hardcore match should be done.

 

Death Row Promo-

Seth Irivng? Posts a note on their door pissing off Mace. A-jax cracks me up the way he runs into the room. ICP reject? These clowns are the SHIT SON. Short but sweet promo I can dig it.

Kang Promo- Although Kang James is a homo and jobs to Bold in life and ducks me in NBA I mark for his character. MOLLY WHOOP is a household word in OCW now a days. A little trashtalk between malu and the XXXXXL pie eating malu pretty funny good promo I’m interested to see how this match goes. LMAO at kang not being able to get in the ring due to Malu’s fat ass.

 

Kang vs Malu- I hella like kangs new entrance I mark for it. Kang appears to have stepped up the totem poll and its very appropriate for him to use pyro and have the cool new attire I dig it. I hope kang wins because I want to see him just pick up more wins and he could be M.E quality the kid works hard. Here comes the big man malu I like the entrance he looks scary in the ring, although I liked the braids better than the double A hair. Kang and Malu both use strikes and well timed quick grapples well I like how the rock clothesline looks on kang. KANG TRYING TO USE BOLDS GUNSHOW TAUNT HELL NO! good reversing left and right you guys work well together in the ring Kang has the high powered forward moving offense. I like how that low kick looks on Malu. Kang is a reversal machine! Uh oh kang is DR I really am pulling for him I hope he gets the wi….. nevermind MALU BOMB! BUT A HUGE ROPEBREAK!! Come on kang I need you to win this you punk MOLLY WHOOP THAT ASS! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I hate you Malu and you suck Kang. Good try but not enough for the Samoan Double A.

 

Final Act (Anton the Magnificent and Boldo The Clown) vs Death Row (AJAX and MACE)- Not going to comment on my own match but If I could get a little feedback on the entrance I created that would be cool…..it kinda sucks when I get a PM the other day when someone asks me if they want to make a faction full of clowns it shows not a lot of people are watching shows… I’m sure half of you don’t even know whats going on with me right now which is lame and I hope some of you get into the act and enjoy the entrances and RPs that Bauer/ Myself and contributing. On that note you all better watch AMBITION!

Leon Promo- LOL nice shirt you emo! Like I said last week I’m glad you went back to this song it fits you so well and when I hear it I know who’s coming out. Unlike that becoming the bullshit song… You pull off the best generic looking caw ever leon but it works well for you. After some cheap pops and merchandising I mark out hard! BOOM Malu with that big impact weapon shot was great what was that thing anyways? Very cool video guys it was well done with well timed spots and I like the way you implement dialogue. I like the ortonheart taunt at the top then ELBOW DROP!! Very cool video you two I liked it a lot. I’m looking forward to this match.

 

 

That's all for now great show so far! Let's get some fucking commentary!

[Eddie Mace]

Less discussion = :( . I'll agree with Boldo, the show had some things I could get into this week, but I th ink other ones were just watchable. The soulcaliber dude is voldo & nice name drop btw. Kip's pretty impressive for not having the hardcore perk & Colt & I have some back & forth wars so I know Colt knows how I feel about him. Kang is a wigger once again but every fed needs a token wigger so why not? & I say wigger with affection, Kang :p

I usually don't comment on my own match but it was nice to do a tag with A-Jax again for the 1st time in a bit. I like how we can both do singles matches as well as tag so th ank you booking staff. The match did get a bit slow at times though but it's not really a big deal just due to standard tag break up rules fo rthe most part. Sins is tight too, like what's goin on there. & Malu is fat on an end note.

[Parker]

Boldo, you fucking clown (see what i did there)

I used 'crutch-icution' on Valmont at Lution :)

 

Haven't watched the matches yet as I can't watch them on my work's computer :(

 

But rp wise there are some funny moments this week, Kang callin' Malu 'Big Mac' made me lol,then callin' Vimes 'victoria' Secret'..lmao.

 

Guy with 108 made me chuckle, the nerd.

 

I will mark the day that Tiffany pimp slaps the braids off Smythe's head :)

 

Shouldn't Nate be dead or clinically brain dead by now with all these concussions and blows to the head? He's had more blows to the head than Jenna Jameson or Brad Bauer :)

 

The show ends pretty abruptly,the rp seemed kinds rushed and thrown in there,but I understand that a video can't be made for every situation. I'll comment on the matches when i get home.

 

MATCHES-GREED vs COVET-Nice match between the 2 with some nice spots thrown in, good use of weapons,i like how covet hit his finisher then instead of pinning hit the conchairto on greed b4 the pin,that was a nice touch. was this a hardcore title match as there was no mention of it before the match? if so then double congratulations to covet, i would have liked to have fought these two during my title reign, i love both the attire's they are unique. great job guys.

 

MALU vs KANG-Kang's new attire and music is mark worthy as hell, but i knew what the outcome of this match would be, i only watch Malu matches to see how his opponents do against him as he aint gonna lose until he goes against a super heavy,which kinda sucks. Kang put up a valiant effort but Big Mac came out on top again.

 

CLOWNS vs DR- Boldo,that intro is sweet as hell, the hypno shit messed my eyes up..lol...only bad point is Bold summersaulting into the ring, that wouldn't happen..lol.

I love this whole evil clown thing you guys have goin on, pure awesome, wish i would have joined that group, this was a long ass tag match,seemed to go on for ever,Bold is definitly ME caliber,good efforrt by DR but Boldo & Amart are a formidable tag team, i dont see many people beating these 2. Amart has been on the roids,i'm sure of it!

 

Nice t-shirt from emo-heart.

 

AA vs REED- Good back and forth match between the 2, huge effort from Reed considering the weight difference,but the power of AA,or maybe the stench of jack daniels managed to over power reed long enough to kick his face off and pick up the win.

 

Leon vs VS- Strong grapple reverse fest in this match,really enjoyable to watch,Leon was kickin ass the first half and managed to get vs red first,big comeback by vs but a huge,huge win for Leon over the CCW champ,great job guys.

 

NATE vs SMYTHE- very close match all the way here, i even thought smyteh was going to win,but once he got piledrivered to the outside it was all down hill from there,Nate went into god mode and beat his canuck ass! nice double count out ending to lead into the show ending rp.

[Mr.Sensation]

Every time nate is struck in the head, an angel gets its wings.

[Eddie Mace]

Every time Bauer gets hit in the head, he prays it will swell up & grow

[Adrian Bold]

So how bout that Riot people?

[Adrian Bold]

Boldo Report part 2

 

Leon/Kang Promo- yada yada leon is not a pussy he is going to fight because he is strong..I thought mentioning jeff hardy was stupid seeing as how we are OCW not the WWE. Kang truly makes this promo what is with his snappy one liners like victorias secret etc etc… Good promo on behalf of Kang.. Leon not so much.

 

Double A vs The Black Boldchismo (Ed Reed)

I really like how Double a utilizes strikes he just really reminds me of a drunken bar fighter. The moveset is very cool with all the varied brawler moves. I think you played a little too much walking backwards but it wasn’t EXTREME this is probably just cuz your fresh off the boat from your return. I wish you guys would of gone for more front grapples other than spinning around to get the easy back grapple but then again it was only once or twice. REED is a monster in the ring in terms of when to grapple you and his reversing you can def. notice this about 5 mins in. I like how reed uses the ex moves with limitivity, guys like trance (the last time I played him) spam that high flyer shit and its really cheesey and hard to reverse but Reed does it right so take notes on this guy. The rest of the match has pretty much the same pace as the beginning I have come to the conclusion reed should bleach his hair! The players boot AA when you were gone smythe pretty much made it his own “The Alpha Heel” I think the f-5 should be your finisher primarily its sick and you’re the only one using it now. Anyways good match congrats AA on your return victory and reed go bleach your hair! Only the most bad ass superstars can pull it off.

 

Fausto/Cooper/Nate: I won’t lie I’m kind of over the whole fausto lazy and unwilling thing I feel like it’s gone stale. I like Nate’s efforts to get him up and the fact fausto doesn’t know how to play blackjack It got a little laugh out of me.

 

Smythe/Nate RP: Pretty good RP although Smythe FAILS at ring commentary ZOMG LOL! So the belt is on the line tonight against nate cena… looking forward to this match I’m just hoping it’s a legit match not just another push on somebody who can’t actually win a match. I’m curious to see where smythe and fausto are going with this.

 

Leonheart vs Versus- Once again I’m glad leon went back to his old entrance song, and I can dig Versus new heel attire but not so much the song I’m not feelin it or the haircut. I like this song in the very beginning kinda catchy what is it? Leon sets the tone controlling the match with great reversals and a few well placed quick grapples. I dig that running neckbreaker leon’s got, and he is the man with reversals. LOL moment when they both rick flair strutted in the match. Versus must be tripping when he runs in circles twice lol.. as the match progresses we see leon pretty much dominate verus I like the spot where leon jumps in the ring from the TB and versus throws him down . Versus I would drop that quick tyler elbow from your moveset its pretty cheesey even for captain cheese you caught him with it in a grapple two or three times throughout the match. Uh oh Versus has made a comeback and has leon orange/red! VERSUS IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! Leonheart hits it and then struts again LOL! Overall good match. With this loss Bloodline truly is the worst faction in the history of OCW. Smythe didn’t actually win the championship, then lost to myself and greed and now versus loses to leonheart. It’s sad to say but the only way I feel like they can win matches is with video RPs. The bloodline is on a roll of losses, what a way to start a faction! Moving forward...

 

Smythe/ Tiffany promo- The first line had me laughing and I knew immediately who it was SDW talking shit to Nate Cena’s wife. Pretty classic RP I like the way Smythe talks to Tiff. Smythe admits hes not as good as Nate but he sure knows how to hurt someone classic RP I actually enjoyed this one. The hatred is just there and now on to the M.E of the night.

 

Nate vs Smythe- Immediately I mark the fuck out for Nate’s entrance. Second I mark for Smythes entrance with the title it just PISSES me off how he holds that and looks into the camera he def is over as a heel now. It really made my blood boil seeing him come out with the title for that Smythe I commend you. Right now I’m just gonna say I hope this math goes clean I want to see what Smythe has not just another given win or a draw. I mark out hard for both competitors attires.. Nate is the man with reverals and confusing you when he is going to grapple.. LOL nate gets out of the ring and slaps Smythe in the head classic. Jesus Nate is on the ball with reversals tonight..I like the way that german pin looks on Ortiz Smythe just overall is getting dominated which isn’t suprising… Classic moment when smythe throws nate on the TB then goes in the ring to reset count with nate still there slams his head into the TB. LOL botch spear on smythe it was cool thon ate… Huge elbow from Smythe NOOO NOT A COUNT OUT PIN SMYTHE!! STFNATE to eliminate both of them! I really would of liked to see a real finish here but Nate puts Smythe Over..

 

Last promo- Seemed a little rushed but it is told that Guy has his title back from Smythe hurray!

 

Overall good Riot, I did these to try and spark some more creative input that we have been lacking as of late and I know Versus did one for Turmoil. Keep up the good work guys this has been the "BOLDO REPORTO!"

[A JAX]

I like your boldo reports bold, but the yellow f***'s with my eyes