Riot 9/25/08

[Parker]

Looks like 'Mega Millions' better spend some of that money on wrestling lessons :)

[Trevor McManus]

Big props to Smythe well done man you deserve it.

[Parker]

VFM's rp's kill me, for a bastard he is funny as hell :)

 

'Turn down the hairpiece and turn up your hearing aid'..that could be the line of the night right there on page 1.

 

First we have the contract signing between The Steve and Valmont. These 2 always write very good rp's, which makes their feuds watchable.

But,come sunday.....The Steve will destroy Valmont.

 

Kang vs Mero-Wow, Mero got destroyed,can't say much more, Kang seems to be the new welcome wagon for the rooks, first KD now Mero, i hope your charging bus fair for taking these guys to school Kang :)

 

Marcus Bishop gives an interview..sort of,and calls out Chris baxter..sort of..Baxter has been Black Dragon now for like 3 months so not sure whats goin on here.

 

Kang got punked..lmao.

 

Malu & Coop vs Taint-Didn't even bother watching this match,just skipped to the end as 2/3 v 1 are pointless, could have been used for another match. You know who is gonna win even before it starts.

 

Aries needs his bitch to save him from a whoopin, Trance is making waves recently and this attitude of his is markworthy.

 

Christine got owned...LMFAO! Kang is gonna be pissed!

Ryder interferes and we have a tag match coming....

 

Ryder/Tyro v Trance/Aries-good to see Ryder & Tyro as a team agaim,they dissapeared after jobbing the titles to Bloodline, Tyro's intro is fucking awesome,match was good back and forth action, I marked for Tyro's finisher, i think thats the 1st time i've seen him hit it in an official match as he always uses the FU.

 

Air has a deathwish messing with Cooper.

Leon gives an interview ,talking about a new age, imo, it will be the Age of Darkness come sunday night :)

 

Smythe,as usual is brimming with confidence and hitting on Stacy.

 

Wesley vs Braddock, this was one hell of a long match,wesley's intro music is from nba 2k8 i think..reminded me of when i beat AA :) i marked for the 619..nice.

 

Versus and Mr.S screw with Aries...classic stuff..restrainin' arder..lmfao.

 

WTF is the Parker Steven's law?:confused:

 

kang calling Vs an asian looking midget...rofl.

 

Wont comment on my own match,apart from saying Carlos' music is markworthy and on sunday, i'm going to kill Pugh. :)

 

Kip talking about slurpees again, that guy just likes sucking on things..then he loses all credibility by putting coldplay on the radio :(

 

Smythe vs Trips-Wow, this could be the fastest cage match in ocw history, Smythe is definitly a force in ocw now, and to add to the ego, he hits Trips with his own finisher before leaving the cage.

 

A mysterious figure has a message for the vP...who could it be? Hmmm....

[Eddie Mace]

Parker with the quips

[Alex Cooper]

 

Malu & Coop vs Taint-Didn't even bother watching this match,just skipped to the end as 2/3 v 1 are pointless, could have been used for another match. You know who is gonna win even before it starts.

 

 

Excuse me, but would you please ask Knox and Trance if they knew who was going to win before it started?

 

Thank You.

 

...Oh Right...Heel.

 

Thank you, Jerk.

[Parker]

Wasn't anything personal Coop, just imo handicap matches are pointless.

[Trevor McManus]

Going to post my comments in parts here as I can't sit down for hours and type the big massive thing out these days because....well TBH I'm just to lazy.

 

Part One

 

Good bit of commentary to start the show as can be depended on by now.

 

Versus is the first to come out to his little Voodoo Child remix song. I normally HATE remixes of classic songs but I actually like this one, you have to get that sent to me.

 

Versus plays the heel very well. Trashing the town as usual. I’m starting to wonder why they always cheer for him since he always just flips it round on them. Valmont comes out in the nick of time to save his career. I like Valmont’s music it has a non-jobberific feel about it. You actually had me panicking that Steve wasn’t going to show for a second but of course he does. The plot thickens and Versus is a sneaky fuck but The Steve sees his plan coming and we have a contract signing. Interesting opening RP there was a few lines I had to read twice to see quite what was being said but yeah nice.

 

NICE SHIRT Kang. Kevin Mero’s entrance attire is ugly as hell. His hair IS Leon’s hair. Nobody else is allowed that hair now or they just look like Leon. In the match though I actually like Mero’s attire so have some points for that. The match itself was over when Mero went yellow. There was no way he was going to win He was walking into everything and Kang was in shit hot form. Almost the perfect but not quite. Keep your head up Mero, I wouldn’t even want to fight Kang in that form.

SIDE NOTE - Laughed when there was a big grapple reversal battle at the start which Mero won only to find out he can’t hit it on Kang cause he’s tech, then the ref screws Kang twice in quickly succession.

[Eddie Mace]

Yeah thanks Mero. Now we have 2 emos to deal with.

[Trevor McManus]

Part Two

 

Funny of the night comes in this next interview with Marcus Bishop. “Chris Baxter (a long pause with a slight eruption from the crowd).” Versus was right earlier when he called them a stupid crowd. (No offence Baxter, couldn’t resist.) The RP itself was quite interesting. I like this metaphor of it being a game.

 

Next we have Trance attacking Kang with a pair of brass knuckles, where could this be leading me wonders.

 

Then we have the 2 on 1. Parker has already touched on how pointless this was. I’m all for slapping some respect into people but will anybody actually watch this? No. Maybe if it was someone like Bold the desire to see him get slapped around would make us watch but Donny Who? Not a chance.

 

Next Nate returns and he’s accompanied by a lady friend…..no wait, it’s Aries. I like the little edit at the start of his music so it goes right form the intro to “these are the days”. Aries is in the ring telling us how he loves Christine isn’t it lovely. Then Trance being the bad guy that he is appears to do his thing. We keep in mind that he’s already took out Kang tonight but how does that relate to this situation? As it goes on Christine slaps Trance but there’s a twist as Aries kicks the bitch in the face, HEEL TURN. Now Mr Ryder sprints to the ring and saves her from further damage. After a bit of yacking he announces that it will be Tyro&Ryder vs. Trance&Aries. Nice way to set up that match folks.

 

That very match is up next. Tyro still has the best entrance and entrance attire in OCW bar none in terms of how it’s all put together. Lol at Aries punching Trance off the apron then Trance punching him back. Match was fairly standard only one way it was going to go with Tyro in there.

 

I mark for Coopers nice goon thing. It’s strange and original. How he trashes a staff member then apologises and offers to send him a fruit basket all in on instance.

 

Nice little interview with Leon next. His little thing at the end comparing himself to legends like Nick and Nate was almost sickly sweet with the “I have the people believing” thing.

[Kip Conrad]

I dug the leon "people believe" thing