Alex Cooper

I beat three people in a row. Gimme my achievement, the WWE Champion demands it.

Another week, another call for Exhibitions. Last week, KD answered the Giant's challenge. Did better than anyone would have thought, he surprised me and I give him props, but the Coveted Spinny title belt is still mine. Does anyone dare to do so this week? The PM Box is sitting there. PS: K'Dangelo has no entry on the ladder so I can't post my win. Sensation, you're the boss, you fix this.

Exhibition matches eh... I haven't defended my prestigeous WWE Championship in a while. Do we have any takers? I mean, it spins. Why wouldn't you want a WWE Championship? The PM Box awaits.

Jay, why haven't you updated the Champions page with my historic title win yet?

Excuse me, but would you please ask Knox and Trance if they knew who was going to win before it started? Thank You. ...Oh Right...Heel. Thank you, Jerk.

Watch the matches and who I am will become well apparent.

Due to my extreme flying proficiency I have displayed in this week's match, I would like to announce my candidacy for the EX title. I am a high flyer of the highest magnitude.

Do you need a hug?

The match was actually like that. He kept getting up. I don't know why outside he's Samoan and his skull is too thick. And screw you if you don't like the blue. Blue is a very soothing color. It chills people out. If you don't want to chill out, I can boot you in the face until you do chill out. But yeah...Malu in Puke colors is bad.

They didn't make the save because they got high... This is going to turn into one of those shitty above the influence commericials.

I show up when needed.

Hey, I don't need to go around breaking people in two to feel good about myself. Didn't you watch the Spider man movie? With Great Power, comes great oppurtunity to do what you please because you're too much of a big bastard for them to stop you. Well I don't think that's exactly what it was, but my point still stands.

Tyro Kraven is a jerk. That's all I really have to add.

Don't be so morbid there buddy. You're going to defeat yourself before I ever lay a finger on you. Which is fine with me since I don't get paid by the hour.

that was pretty groovy