The Point of No Return

[Edin Gotto]

*Scene opens up in Edin's villa in California. Edin is seen in his garage looking for something, some interviewer from OCW just dives right into the garage for an interview. Edin, being confused, scratches his head and orders the man to leave. Instead the man says that he worked for OCW...*

Edin Gotto: You work for OCW? What is your name; I believe I've seen you a few years back...

Interviewer: Yeah! My name is --

Edin Gotto: Ah, shut up. What in the blue hell are you doing in my villa? Do you know how ridiculous you look? Do you have any idea how stupid you seriously look?

 

Ah ah ah, don't answer that. What is it that you really want?

 

Interviewer: I just want to interview you, Gotto.

 

Edin Gotto: Call me sir.

 

Interviewer: Okay sir. Was just wondering if you watched Wrestultion IV last night?

Edin Gotto: Yes. Next question.

 

*The interviewer seems a bit dumbfounded by the answer*

 

Edin Gotto: What was wrong with my answer? I told you that I watched it -- don't give me that raped look on your face. Carry on with the interview or I'll shove my rusty 12 foot timberland boot straight up your ass and give the imprint of the timberland logo on your right cheek. Now...Carry on.

 

Interviewer: Well...the people were wondering if you'll ever return to the ring?

 

Edin Gotto: Time will tell. And I doubt that these "people" were wondering. Say...

 

*Edin reads his tag and his name is Jim*

 

Jim...Were you the only one wondering if I'd return? Cause if you were, Gotto doesn't go that way buddy. Now, next question.

 

Interviewer: Alright, final question. What do you think of the current roster in OCW? Do you feel that they excelled far better than the roster back in 06'?

Edin Gotto: First of all, those were two seperate questions, secondly, I think the current roster in OCW has fail written all over it...

Interviewer: Like your career?

 

*Edin laughs*

 

Edin Gotto: Funny...Fuck you. Get the fuck outta my villa. Now!

 

*Edin kicks the interviewer out of his garage. The interviewer laughs and shouts OCW as the garage door closes. Camera fades to black*

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In all seriousness, you guys are all great. I just miss this whole wrestling scene but I'm afraid I won't come back whether you hate me or you hate me. I still love you guys. Anyway, Happy Easter everybody and it was a great 'Lution. Cheers!

[Anthony Martin]

Who is this guy?

[Greatness]

Nice seeing you, Edin. OCW needs Edge of Edin back!

 

*Greatness hears the crickets*

 

...yeah

[Smith]

I miss the Boxing Edin

[Chris Baxter]

what about suicidal edin ... just too bad he failed at that like every one of his gimmicks

[Adrian Bold]

What about edins graphics that cost you like 100 billion OCW dollars and looked like a 4th grader playing with fonts in photoshop

[Chris Mania]

Shouldn't this rp be called "No Point of The Return" ???

 

Just fucking with ya Edin, cool rp.

[Greatness]

I remember the Bad Santa breaking his neck gimmick. Internet was so real back then. In the words of Muttsation... "lulz"

[The Steve]

\_/

[Edin Gotto]

Haha, you guys still love to bash me. Seems like I haven't missed much.

 

<3