-Scene opens in a bar drowning his sorrows in beer the stench of beer and puke is in the air. faint music is coming from the radio above.-

 

Baxter: Bartender!! 2 more shots of Captain Morgan

 

Bartender: sure thing, -give Baxter his drink-... hey... you look familiar .. don't i now you from somewhere

 

Baxter: Nah, you must be thinking of someone else -downs the shot of his rum-

 

Bartender: did you go to San Vanelona Academy

 

Baxter: wasn't me -downs the other shot-

 

Bartender: you one of Bruno's boys

 

Baxter: -getting disgruntled- You confusing me with someone else man

 

Bartender: wait ... Aren't you Chris Baxter?

 

Baxter doesn't answer him

 

Bartender: Dude. it IS you. I'm like your biggest fan .. i still have

some of you fan gear -the bartender pulls out an old Baxter Pirate Bandanna and Hat- I used to wear these every time you had a match, Ahoy matey .. drink up me hearty yo-ho .. what happened to you man?

 

-Baxter tosses his shot glass of the floor shattering it-

 

Baxter: Just give me the damn bottle

 

Bartender: just calm down man, I don't want to have to ask you to leave.

 

Baxter: -slightly drunk at this point- i used to be the freaking man you know,...i used to be feared on the high seas .. i was the most popular Ex Division wrestler of all time.. why did i ever go through this stupid shit.. this stupid Asian masked wrestler crap .. now since I've taken it off.. Ive been in the worse slump of my life.

 

Bartender: and you've come to drown your sorrows in rum. sounds like you still got a bit of captain in you -bartender laughs at the obvious Captain Morgan reference he made-

 

Baxter: -laughing as well- aye, it always helps me cope with everything

 

Bartender: Shouldn't you do something instead of just drowning yourself

in beer. Instead of being some broken down man, go back to doing what you

love.

 

Baxter: you know what your right .. -offers his hand to the bartender- I would like to shake your hand. what your name my friend

 

Bartender: glad to help -shakes Baxter's hand- My names Bill

 

-Baxter bashes the rum bottle over the bartenders face glass is flying all across the bar-

 

-screams are heard from people in the bar-

 

Baxter: -smiling- no problem

 

-Baxter hops the bar and takes the bandanna and hat off the bartender-

 

Baxter: Ill take those effects, -Baxter puts on the bandanna and the hat- thank you Mr. William

 

-Baxter then hops the bar and kisses the nearest bar skank and shoves her aside-

 

Baxter: Ladies .. gentleman -removes his hat and bows- .. i bid ye Adieu

 

-scene fades to black as Baxter leaves the bar laughing-

The pirate is ready to take over the ship!!

It's about fucking time.