Are You Ready For Some Turmoil!?!?!

[Michael Morrison]

who is el Caberon

In Spanish, it can mean just about any kind of cus word to describe a person. Fucker, asshole, bastard, sumbitch, jerk-off, tonsil jockey, numb nuts, dickhead, shithead, meathead, ass clown, jaborni, nugget, dumbass, smartass, fatass, shmuck, whore, man whore, skank, punk, maxy zoom dweebies, chump, shit brick, shit dick, douche, wuss, Canadian... the list goes on.

 

MMM, BANJO was entertaining... hopefully Banjo takes MMM`s famous finisher out of his regular moveset...

Banjo uses the Spinning Bottom *chuckles*. When 2007 came out, I tried it for a while as my finisher, but it was slower and less intense (at least to me) than the original Spinning Sidewalk Slam, so I switched back to it.

 

MMM RP, Gold obviously

Damn skippy with a side of Jiffy. Grip of Madness > Chinlock. Yeah, I said it.

[Eddie Allen]

Wow, I woke this morning to find that we might have a little gasoline on the First Monday Turmoil thread. Double A shoots to open the show. I'll just say that I found your RP to be surprising.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

And next month's shot will be well deserved as well...as will the following month...and six months from now too. Who really cares? Nobody asked for an explanation as to why Management hands out shots to who they hand them out to.

 

S Job, I thought about explaining my actions to you, because you don't get it. But it's clear to me that you are simply never going to get it. So jump on that bandwagon.

 

My point has been proven here tonight. Particularly after seeing the "Originals" banding together to protect one of their own...who obviously has no issues or problems as he has not mentioned anything. Nor, given his previous comments/attitude towards DnD, has a problem defending himself.

 

S Job...you are a sheep, nonetheless, I will continue to defend you when you are right about certain things...but you have a lot to learn. Particularly when to keep your mouth shut about the things you know nothing about. So shut the FUCK up...

 

As far as people referring to us as "classless".

 

- I OWN A FUCKING ADULT WEB SITE...how much class do you think I have?

- DOUBLE A's gimmick is to be an alcoholic stripper banging neanderthal...WTF are you talking about S JOB

- BB is a one man cult who has created a religion praised to himself...how classless is that?

- Having no class is sort of our "Thing"

- This is not about Jealousy as some have speculated, I won't be mean about it, but we don't have anybody here to be jealous of.

 

Recent Classless Promos that come to mind:

- Bold's Fourth of July Chris Benoit Funeral/Firework display

- Mayhem putting his ass on the cover of Playgirl

- Every drug/alcohol induced and/or related promo ever done

 

And honestly, a good chunk of these "Classless" promos were great for ratings,and very entertaining. It's simple, if you don't like what you're watching, change the fuckin' channel. YOU FUCKING PUSSY...go get a hug from Kage...I hope he rips your head off.

 

S Job, one final thought...thank god somebody deemed you qualified to put together a show. Why don't you put together a promo that isn't the same ole song and dance and then you can feel free to criticize a show that you aren't even on.

 

 

GET A SENSE OF HUMOR....

 

 

so.... to get this over with quickly we`ll discuss the difference in what you did and every other classless promo that you mentioned here... your RP was OUT OF CHARACTER... and a personal stab at someone who you have an opinion of OUTSIDE OF OCW show programming... BOLD RP was about a real life incident but he didn`t offend ANYONE in OCW by doing it and it was entertianing... we all had warning before it happened and it was careful in NOT stepping on the toes of people who would have been offended... Mayhem`s ass was disturbing but not insulting at all... and while I`m no fan of drug promos (as they don`t depict actual wrestling or real life promos at all) they don`t poke at anybody...

 

I'm not saying I don`t agree with some or all of what you guys said in the promo... it just seriously wasn`t called for... especially on a show... as much as he flames me... or anyone else for that matter... I don`t catch enough feelings to do something like that...

 

I was refering to the Steve tag team grand prix title shot cause it all stemed from when me and Mugen beat you and AA... and Gabe decided to replace that match with Seth and Ryder... who smashed through the rest of the tournament obviously because of dual champ stats... and well they were the best team in the tourney... and then I think the week before Seth is replaced by the Steve because the Tourney was to set up a contender for the CCW championship... so the Steve gets a bye to the final which was to beat Ryder at the PPV and he double duties from nowhere to get a shot at the CCW championship... and had he won that match... it would have looked 100 times worse... so he lost...

 

This title shot he gets now I have no problem with... as far as I see it makes up for the screw job of a title shot he had to take to save Gabes ass after that disaster of a month...

 

and really who else deserves a title chot in CCW... with Malu gone to OCW... CCW`s ME`ers are now... Steve, Versus, Seth, a returning RD money, and eventually the 2 of you... the Steve is due... based on his character... not on his OOC personality...

 

and I know exactly where this stems from... but it was just stupid on your guys part to take it to Turmoil.... just looks like hurt feelings being taken too far....

[DJ Chino]

Man Im glad I have class

[Versus]

For the first time Smythe kinda gets it.

 

If people are going to complain about people getting title shots, how about you take a good hard look at the title picture. You tell ME who's the #1 contender. I beat Trips twice since coming to CCW, I'm 3-0 against Seth (all were awesome matches tho Seth), Malu's in OCW, you two just came back from vacation, and everyone else I think I beat in under 8 minutes.

 

So you tell ME, who do YOU see as the #1 contender.

 

I don't care about you ripping on Steve, I think it's funny. What I care about is lessening the value and prestige of the CCW title, as well as the match at S2R. I'm trying to keep a feud going, and build on it, and put even more prestige then Nathan and Malu put into this title, and you two come out and just shit on it like that?

"Double A: Well, it's a good thing that OCW's title match is always higher on the card. Apparently it means so much more to the PPV buyrate. C'mon Beve, who would buy a PPV with you as it's headliner? "

 

THAT is what's bothering me. Not to mention the whole "Vespa" idea was me, and I wrote the rp that you two felt the need to rip apart. So, I mean seriously, what the fuck? There wasn't a better way to approach this?

[Nate Ortiz]

Smythe actually did hit the nail right on the head. If the subject matter was in character stuff there really wouldn't be much of a problem. But you took an out of character situation and brought it in to the ring.

 

Like he and Versus said who else is there who could contend for the belt. Only person you can really argue is Trips with his little campain for a title shot. But he just got beaten by Versus on Crisis.

 

This was the same with Steve's NA title shot at Wrestlution. You could have argued that other people could have gotten that title shot. But of the people who weren't involved in somthin he was the most deserving of the title shot. His title shot against Leon was no different than AA getting a shot at Spoon or just last week EA getting a CCW title shot.

 

Even worse than bring the out of character stuff into the ring you pretty much shitting on the CCW title and it's Main Event just isn't right. You may as well have come out with a fake CCW title and taken a shit on it as well.

[Seth Morrison]

You may as well have come out with a fake CCW title and taken a shit on it as well.

 

Now that is a hell of an idea.

[Trevor McManus]

I can't see anyone taking the CCW Title from you ATM. Seth might get lucky one time and defeat you. I just can't seem to do it, first match was closer but second match you handed me my ass. I could improve and maybe give you a run but I just don't have the time to put into it right now.

[Versus]

Now that is a hell of an idea.

 

That's not a good idea. Not at all.

[The Guy Fausto]

Champions also have a choice in who they defend against.

 

Jay or Vic didn't tell me I had to defend the OCW title against AJ and Nate. We had a storyline we wanted to do- AJ wasn't the most deserving at the time, with his sporadic losses, but we all wanted to do the angle since Damnation and the results of it, and me beating Nate for the title set everything we needed to do it into place.

 

Similiarly, with the tag titles, it wasn't even involved during my fued with Blade. They just got tossed in. Blade, no offense to him, has had a horrible record in OCW overall- nor did he have even an established tag team. It just happened.

 

Obviously, Versus and Steve had this angle of Steve outing Versus for who he is under the sage gimmick. It's not focused around the title- so it may have went forward if Irving had beat Versus at SC, just non-title.

 

Oh...

 

And the Egomaniac who constantly refers to his own name and occassionally dabbles into Religion gimmick? Sure...no one has ever done that before you in OCW.