Riot 11-26-2010

[Thanatos]

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WELL I BELIEVE THAT ABOUT DOES IT. JUDGE, MAY YOU HAND DOWN YOUR GUILTY VERDICT NOW?

[Aries]

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WELL I BELIEVE THAT ABOUT DOES IT. JUDGE, MAY YOU HAND DOWN YOUR GUILTY VERDICT NOW?

 

 

 

*GASP*

*COURTROOM CHATTER*

 

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ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! Mr. Tos! This court refuses to acknowledge hispanic references! We will not subjugate this court to any further nuisances!

 

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As for the case...you do bring up interersting points....so this court finds the defendant May "Joana Harris" Hem...

 

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YAYYYY

 

*CONFETTI*

[Jacob Trance]

What the fuck.

[The Guy Fausto]

I thought Dane was the one on trial here. But, as the verdict has been handed down... the sentence is Hazard is a fag.

[Robert Fearo]

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Well, looks like Mayhem, Dane and Hazard are heading off to jail, a place where you can't run and hide, no matter how many "finishers" your opponent may have. Hehe.

 

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Shut up Fearo.

 

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Yes Mia.

[Hazard]

i am a fag

[Robert Fearo]

still a fag.

 

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[Wesley Adams Poe]

Poe’s Parchment!

Happy belated Thanksgiving…From Prison. I can’t wait to help D.Jones out with a new gimmick, The Eunuch. But anyway, V4 is up and this is our first official Riot all on 2011.

 

Rude Country is a nice touch to location, I chuckled, OCW is the best spectacle in Minnesota however since the Vikings suck. Poling speaks of murder and blood, but I’m not there so that’s a lie. Oh and also cause the game doesn’t allow it, I see the social…SVR commentary there, nice job.

Somones arrived in a limo and white hoodie…the classy guy he is. I’m assuming I’ll figure out who this is later on in the show, but on to the darkside, who never miss a chance to make an appearance.

 

Honestly I do mark for the songs, I’ve said it before but come on style much? I don’t get get smythes turtleneck the same color as his skin, Jookie looks like he’s trying to be like Kanye, which is kind of win, but I don’t think he pulled it of exactly right, however not bad, and KD actually isn’t bad but in my opinion he looks like the boss here. I would mark if next week, the darkside hired a stylist, but that’s just a suggestion, I can’t write it for you. Onto their actual rp. I don’t think it’s a good Idea to label your rp as boring before it even starts, people are already looking to skip over stuff so I wouldn’t suggest that anymore, even if it is fitting. I’m glad you guys are looking to do more with yourselves, that’s good. Bret Favre joke for the Minnesota natives, you guys rag on the natvies, Jookies an accountant? Alright massive heel turn... and good sir’s You ARE making money, you ARE. But anyway White hoodie dude is a nice site, but I don’t much care for his music not being MFER of the year, idk if it was supposed to be or what but it is not, and that makes me a sad panda :(

 

Leon is face and he is mad at the darkside…he was in jail…I didn’t see him…anyway Greatness being attacked is news to everyone, and when did he and smythe become friends, I kind of doubt it but then again maybe that’s why he is sending his son into ocw. Wish that kid had did something for the show, but I guess we’ll have to wait til ambition to see whats going with that. Anyway…I’m slowly.losing..inte…rest...hmm rest. No but seriously this rp gets kind of out there, and is from left field with the name dropping, I’m wondering if RD approved of this?

 

Okay, not Mike O’Malley is on this riot, but is he also a rookie? I’m not sure how we’re handling the situation with this kid, but I like his work. He goes up against…well I was gonna make a snide “Trance looks like Alex Shelley.” Remark here but it’s totally unnecessary, and would be redundant considering we say it everytime we see the guy. ..damnit! on to the match.

 

MoM VS JT=haha you’re mom vs justin timberlake lawl sauce. Okay this match showed a mechanic of the game I like that I didn’t mention before, how the game makes a smaller guy picking up a bigger guy go through the moves animation much slower, it’s a subtle small thing I like, I’m guessing trance is heavyweight now or he has been for a while, but I still think some moves just aren’t necessarily fitting, definitely not against some opponents, the falcon arrow I mean, against a larger heavy or mayhem, that would look quite ridiculous comes from a former ex guy. Match flows okay, MoM got a sig and trance began his strike combo, I expect to see this a lot as it’s a quick way to get your opponents momentum down slightly, and those kicks are a little tough to reverse, but it is reversible and legal so it’s nothing to get on about, just something I noticed, and expect, though hope not, to see. WTF IS THIS! WHAT IS THE FUCKER DOING AWAY FROM THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! NO NO NOT THE PILEDRIVER! NOT THE TIGER BOMB! NOT THE NERD CUTTER. Well that career came and went quicker than double A, Fausto you disappoint me, this is an outrage…but I like it. Oh look an explanation…I hear djones music and Crowes in the background but they will have to wait damnit!

HEEL TURN! I like it a lot, it’s almost like a heel Austin, but I wonder what he’s going to do to the rest of the rookies, I know it’s not exactly his goal to destroy rookies but if he destroys rookies, he destroys ocw’s future…just a suggestion, I’m not a schemer and all… but if the plan is random…

 

More rookies on the show…I’m slowly starting to see no point in ambition, these kids are just climbing out of the trenches like its two feet deep, CUTTER THEM FAUSTO, CUTTER THEM ALL. But no really I appreciate the work being put in by new guys, but Thunder Dragon is showing his courage standing up to the darkside…he’s like Ron and his little light thingamabobber that Dumbledore game him…haha I just found out the Dumbledore is in spell check and will autocorrect my ass when I spell it wrong, nice. Anyway bonus match! I would love if thunder dragon came out and was throwing down yugioh cards and summoning shit that destroys KD idk why but the name makes me thinking yugioh, is there like a red eyes thunder dragon? Oh you have to fusion summon the sage versus card and the asian guy card? Ah gotcha.

 

LUCAS CROWE, welcome back…except your face looks like mine except fatter and not as scarred-chiq, anyway we’re both bad men. I think the whole what I’ve been doing bit is awesome and so are the vids so you bitches need to watch them, and I like the angle of your return feeding on the mainstream vamp craze, you would think the E would have thought of this already but maybe they haven’t because of the PG rating…vampires aren’t PG. “But Poe they had Kevin Thorne.” SHUT UP, they also had Kelly’s Expose at that time, and the vampire craze wasn’t around, they didn’t know wtf to d with Kevin thorne nor did they have a great reason for him being around like OCW with Lucas Crowe, don’t try to knock the man’s credit, or I’m sure somehow your nuts will get busted….speaking of, here comes the future Eunuch himself.

 

D.Jones VS BLT

 

I Like jones music to be honest, the snitch he is, but it’s a good song. I thought lettuce changed his music but he just is playing a different part or something.not gonna lie, bergs arms look weird to his body, like they are too long or too big, or his shoulders are just a bit too wide, I can’t put my finger on it, but it might just be me, but I suggest a little tweaking a little bit, and I mean a real little bit, cause other than that it’s not much, but then again it might just be the suspenders.Lettuce has already said he had some things to change in his moveset so I won’t really talk about that, match was pretty even but djones smaller stature got him, nice reversals on both parts, and I’m seeing more people end with their sigs and finishers still anyway, I like that people still do it, and are not being stupid and not even trying to hit them.

 

Judas and Dorian are around guessing a match will come soon since they aren’t playing nice…I think fausto needs to cutter them, no joke I marked for that, and I want to see a surprise fausto cutter on fools every week, I’ll be expecting it in every match and get mad when it’s not there, but be overjoyed when it finally is…Anyway good to see kids feud, I’ll be looking for development next week, don’t skimp Lawl Lord of the ring…fausto definitely needs to nerd cutter someone for that.

 

OH SHIT DJONES GETS THE BUSINESS! GO FOR THE BALLS CUTTER THE BALLS! Okay that works, I guess you’re saving that bit for me. Thank you :)

 

Jookie with KD Managing vs Baxter:

 

This angle annoys me…chair action? Guess this is hardcore or no dq didn’t realize that. Double chair action! I’m sure baxter likes it, but not my style …don’t eat that kick KD, that’s not kosher. Baxter dominates a good bit of the match, im not sure if that was a tyler or not so I won’t get on it much but either it was a bad decision by bax or a bad decision by jook but this match continues. I don’t get why bax just let him lay there, def could have picked him up or something…did that rapper just rhyme blade with Blade? Anyway back to the match. So many people with the soccer kick combo, guess it’s a popular move, omg did fat pirate just jump on that kids chest? Jooks smoke filled lungs just collapsed. This match is a little long. Haha baxter broke the chair after he flipped jumped off it, fatty. Jookie is hanging in there, ground sig into diving finisher allowed? Guess so, way to go kid.

 

Everyones using the little crotch colored strap…back to the drawing board for me.

Dorian vs Judas…as I predicted. Dorian is an ugly kid…maybe that will make him a good wrestler, worked for mayhem. Judas is such a big ex guy, always thought so…well atleast he’s consistant…now why the hell are you attacking the ref, DQ DQ...these combos are killing me. Lord of the ring…I would prefer this person use the single leg boston crab so it can match his single arm strap.

 

Dane is praying haha, he should have prayed for a clean match ending.

 

THUNDAR DRAGON! HOOOOOOOOO oh vs KD your intro music fails. Damn these gay ass angles…celtic cross as a reg move, awesome. Guess no one is using it so theres no reason not to but it just looks like overkill to me, specially when you use it like 3 times in a match, I would suggest you limiting the use, like use it to set up a none sig/fin pin or to get your sig or fin and set that up. Slow down your boot just a little man, you get way to agile in that millisecond. Let me enjoy the move.

 

Dane…don’t try to be face. I hate you, and I like hating you. You’re just annoying when you try to get on the good side of things, I like hating you. See if you actually try to be good, you will annoy me, but that’s different than my hate, guys I hate, I can appreciate guys who annoy me…well Eunuchs. So if you want to keep your nutsack, you know what to do.

 

You could have atleast played the north American champs music…ariest got a bit of a beatdown ha but smythe doesn’t get any points on the ladder for it cause it was a dq Bazinga. Leon come on that white hoodie isn’t cool…I see what you’re trying to do. THAT’S RACIST! Is jookie really an accountant?

 

Ooh trevor you silly boyo you, I would have liked to see you guys edit a vid up and have crowe put trevor into the cobra clutch instead, but I steal like what you did, just a suggestion for something a little better in my opinion. CROWE IS BACK!

 

Mo’M isn’t dead? Really…that piledriver was brutal. Kids resilient. O’Maniacs…lol OH OH SO THIS EXPLAINS IT ALL, YAY! Ambition has worth.

Thes bonus matches are making all this hard…Hostile…Straight Edge Avenger…another white hoodie…I see whats going on here OCW, I WILL NOT BE FOOLED, I may be the Charles manson of ocw, but I do not approve of the blatant racism, hate should be random and not due to the color of one man’s skin…even though darkside seems kind of racist too…racism+Racism= a positive? No way…fuck you. No No I forgive you self, lets go play tiddly winks with big bad joe for cigarettes :) Oh wait…I have to watch this match…hardcore match! What is hazard doing here? Isn’t he fired? Hey hey mister, what are those chain grapple reverses, I know it’s just so easy, but practice not doing it. For the whiners sake, I can see it now, “HE STOLE ALL MY MOMENTUM BY ACCIDENTLY REVERSING!” lets avoid that… why are these matches so long! I lied before, Please start pinning off of non-sigs fins, jesus, utilize it, live it, even if your opponent kicks out, it makes the match look more legit.

 

GAINES what was that? Congrats to daggermouth. This might be match of the night for the upset…in my opinion it should go to one of the pirates, I think bax and jookies match will look good as highlights, and the DJack match was just a wtf moment for me personally, no offense, but technically the pirate faction is doing better than the darkside.

 

RACISM IS NOT TOLERATED AT OCW LEON! EUNUCH'D

 

Now I began watching Danes theme but I didn’t here a Eminem song, all I heard was, “you’re only smoke and mirrors.” Nah I’m just trollin dude, the tron is actually cool, if I didn’t think you’d somehow use it against me to say I owed you one, I would tell you to make me one, but ha, fat chance wide back. Your knee pads are gimmick infringement, a Bentley should sue you for all your worth…oh wait spoiler alert? Larry the lobster, now you know your moveset does not even suggest you’re a technical wrestler, stop gimping and change your archetype to powerhouse. NOW. Titles will change hands this year, that’s obvious. Are you kidding me? Did wide back just flip over the ropes? I seriously became anorexic to justify flipping over ropes…this is a travesty. Oh..yeah travesty is a good word. The ending has been addressed. I will not continue.

 

I mentioned my nominations for match of the night. This is a 2000 some odd word review because I ramble, but there it goes. 3 hour special gets a 3 telltale heart beat out of 5. This has been the parchment, prison edition. I’ll accept payment in cigarettes…for now.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

I guess it took alcohol to make me realize this, but Wesley Adams Poe is the man.

 

/no typos when heavily under the influence.

 

I'll be puking in the morning for sure. GOODNIGHT OCW! (I almost put COW)

 

EDIT: Hands Poe a cigarette w/o typos.

[The Guy Fausto]

TAKE 2...goddamn it I closed the window.

 

Poe beat me to it, but here's my attempt in righting the thread after we legally proved Hazard is a fag.

 

The show starts off with the arrival of Hoodie asshole. He's an asshole because everyone in a hoodie is an asshole.

 

KD starts off the darkside vowing never again and vengeance blah blah. KD needs to learn to just roll with his losses. Every time he loses, he treats it like a career turning point. Last week's loss even so, it came off as a kind of a fluke win for Trance, pulling it out by being sneaky rather than dominating two people.

 

The Darkside says they are the hottest and most unstoppable faction in OCW. They are completely correct. They have achieved this by being the only faction in OCW.

 

Leon(who I wish cancer upon) returns once more from his multiple cell falls and beat downs because the emo hair gel he uses has seeped through to his brain and destroyed his common sense center. The Doomsday Theory, with the massive egos involved, suddenly really fucking hate eachother. I wonder why.

 

O'Malley and Trance for 4 or 5 minutes put on a good example of what I hope 2011 matches will be. Fast paced with little down time, very counter driven fighting. What I hated most about matches for awhile now is the down time where you wait for your opponent to rise. That never happens in WWE matches and it really kills the flow for me. Unfortunately this flying contest is severed cause I'm a dick and decide I hate skinny Irish people.

 

It's not really meant to be a heel turn unlike what Poe said. At this point with Guy's character, I kind of view his alignment as flexible. Taking a cue from Eddie Guerrero and Edge, in that he's a manic depressive cynical bastard. It's all on who he's pointed at. It's more of the next step in character development, just less drastic than being a hobo.

 

Lucas Crowe returns and does a fine job of reminding us of who he is and what he has accomplished in the past. It brings you up to speed if you weren't paying attention in the 2007/2008 season of OCW. Although referring to his lifestyle as alternative made me think he's going to join Baxter and D'Jack under the banner of the Vampirates. Also I realize it's probably because Crowe doesn't have a PS2 anymore, but I would have marked for 2006 Crowe or Fire Pro Crowe.

 

I can't watch Dylan vs. Le'tuce due to lack of a download link.

 

Judas Hallows also hails from North Dakota, violating my gimmick of 'hailing from bumfuck, nowhere'. They set up their match for later tonight along with the seeds of a future rivalry. Hallows, son of OCW UltraMegaSuper Legend Bad Ass Bill, implies Bill is also from North Dakota. I should reconsider my residence because...uhh...I'm not worthy. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

I'm a dick to Dylan because I'm a dick and thought it'd be entertaining at the time. Surely, no one is ever going to think about trying to pay me back for run by cutters, right? Thought so.

 

I notice Baxter doesn't enter with the TV title. May be due to his lack of recording capabilities, but he ought to ask someone to record an into for him to use in these cases. The Darkside does have these whole unity thing through sharing theme music, gives them a real unifying purpose outside just being black and full of themselves. Anyone else annoyed that the Van Daminator is the only chair grapple this year? Baxter almost hits an awesome springboard bulldog onto the chair spot, but it is forever lost to the annals of 'almost badass'. This should have been an extreme rules match if they wanted to go heavy weapons use. It really should be considered the default 'hardcore' match unless we want to use the falls count anywhere option. Baxter seems averse to trying for the win outside his sig and fin. With KD trying to run interference, he should have went for more quick pins. He had plenty of moves that looked 'brutal' enough. The chair never wants to be in the right place for Baxter. It hates him so. I really don't like that you can reverse simple covers this year. Kinda stupid. Baxter had this match won many times and should have used manager rules against him - which reminds me they should be in the FAQ somewhere.

 

Judas Hallows is taking too many roids to be a light heavy, he really needs to slim down a bit to fit his weight class. A fairly quickly paced match, but their never seemed to be any doubt to the victor. I like that matches seem to average about 10 minutes. You could YouTube some of this.

 

This got turned to a managers match which meant I hate Fisheye view on matches. Outside that, it looks to be another decent bout. Smythe should turn off the names floating over people's heads. it's kinda distracting. On other UI bitching, turn on counts too. It looks stupid with them off. People might be be muting the video because your taste in music is awful. Leon(who should die of AIDS) challenges Darkside to a 3 on 3. He has no friends. Hopefully he'll kill Smythe as Jookie and KD kill him.

 

KD was suppose to fight Trevor, who announces he wants the OCW Championship again. Unfortunately, Crowe says hello.

 

O'Malley takes a broken neck pretty well, well enough to be kicked down to Ambition. That's right, when I kick someones ass, I kick their ass so bad they get demoted.

 

Hazard vs. Hostile was way too fucking long. We allowed pins at any time for a reason because no one wants to see a 20 minute match unless they tell a story with it, even if that story is nonstop reversals. Not an endless chain of spots for the sake of spots. Hazard is a fucktard fag, but his CAW actually looks okay and his moveset is not atrocious. There, I said something nice about Hazard. But he's still a fag.

 

A commentary gaff, I usually do it as the card is laid out. Guy shouldn't be there at that point, but he's there for that match because I thought it'd be the opener. Guy at this point is wandering around cuttering people out of boredom, not making omniracial rapist jokes. Gaines-Pac defends against the worst dresser in OCW history. It's a contrast because even in what's suppose to be a quicker paced 2010 match, it still seems slower than 2011. I originally said Gaines-Pac as a joke, but he actually comes off as X-Pac in a lot of ways. It's not entirely a bad thing, X-Pac used to be a good wresltler sometime ago. Jackson, driving Mayhem to DQ himself, dominates the match and adds the EX title to his long list of titles in other feds no one gives a damn about. I'm not convinced it'll be a long reign, or an eventful one, as Jackson at best seems to come off as benign.

 

Leon(who should take a long walk off a short pier) is fired. Again. See? I told you he had no friends. Everyone hates Leon.

 

The Main event told me a few things. I didn't particularly like the escape. Superheavyweights still seem too slow as everything Mayhem did seemed a bit too obvious, but Mayhem's approach may not be the best. Also, Dane continues to prove he's a fucktard for being technical when his entire moveset is power moves. Spinebusters, argentine backbreakers, powerbombs are not the moves of a technician.