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I sort of hate you Sean.

tell him son, tell him!!!!

Birdie Adjusts her Blazer as Our Hero comes out of his office. Our Hero: Tell the nerds at IT to deactivate his I.D Card, that jerk no longer works here. Birdie nods Our Hero: You ok? Birdie: I've dealt with bigger jerks than Mugen. He has nothing on the Bosnian Militia! Our Hero pauses thinking about Birdie's copious War Stories. He begins shuffle in his pocket trying to ask for something but being a little afraid. Our Hero: Oh and while you're down there can you make me a sandwich with no crust, like you used to!! Birdie gives Our Hero, the Sidest of the Side Eye Our Hero: FINE! Our Hero mutters to himself as he walks down to the vending machine with a crinkled dollar.

Tobin is , Pugh is not.

I'llthink about it Cartah. 424 is THE GRADUATION Edition and lets just say...WELP HERE COMES THE PAINT!

I could be old, but im pretty sure your music isn't bleeped out I know I hearD FUCK . The Kayfizzle Imaginary rule of thumb is Written Profanity = bad Auditory musical entrance profanity , quietly accepted.

Leather beefcake!

i knew it was coming, top kek

Who is A Nel?

You need to swing with your hips dummy! This is why you arent champion BB17.

Ungreatful son of a bitch.

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Coulda used it for the show, but this only took 5 mins. If im inspired im inspired b.

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The Camera pans to the hustle and bustle of New York City. A yellow Cab pulls up to OCW HQ. The Camera closes in on the outside of the cab as you hear passenger and driver having a conversation. Passenger: So dude, what you want to do is tuck and roll when The Skeleton Kings axe lights up. Once you get to the Ice Ledge you just use your Sonic Tonic Spell to break the ledge, then when it breaks you just hold down (A) for the downward Slash of Orion with the falling ice, THEN BAM Skeleton King is pwnt! Driver: Oh thank you, that skeleton bitch was breaking apart my marriage, thank you so much my friend! We see its A.C Cobra and the Cab Driver A.C Cobra: No worries! heres an extra 5 bucks, SONIC TONIC!!! Driver: Thank you my friend!, SONIC TONIC!!! Cobra exits the cab and looks straight up at the massive building dedicated to OCW, in the heart of New York City. He enters the reception area and tries to wrap his head around such an extravagant lobby, yet all the cost cutting measures! A.C flashes his ID as he gets let through the security suite. He decides to a micro game of Clash of Kings on the ride up the elevator before he reaches the top floor. As the door opens, Interns are rushing too and fro, some in varying forms of panic. Cobra continues down the hall and he makes a left. He is greeted by a glass door with a keycode. He enters Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B.A B.A Select Start. Literally nothing happens as he sighs to himself. The light beeps green and he enters, sitting behind a lovely desk of aged MAHOGANY!! is Our Hero's bestest, most loyal, and super cool, sidekick/security! BIRDIE!!! Birdie is chewing on gum reading the latest issue of Soldier of Fortune on he Ipad. Without taking her eyes off the Ipad she acknowledges our young padawan! Birdie: He's in a meeting, which is a code for he is on reddit yelling at trolls on /r/ocwfed Cobra: Hey Welcome back!, um so uh hows it going? Birdie: Thanks, it's only part time. It's actually kind of boring with out some kind of BIG BAD to deal with. He has me here because and I quote "MAGAN IS OUT TO GET ME I KNOW IT!!, IF YOU SEE HIM SHOOT HIM IN THE FOOT, OR THE TOE" Cobra: Ah I see.. Cobra looks to try to continue this conversation but decides it's probably better to get right to business! Cobra: So Can I uh..go in? Birdie: Go ahead but stay low, he's in one of his moods. As Cobra makes his way to the door marked. OFFICE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OUR HERO MR. JAYSIN CLINTON SENSATION - OWNER FOUNDER RULER GRAND PUBA OF ONLINE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES!! He gently knocks, the sound of shouting can be heard on the other side. Our Hero: ITS OPEN, DONT COME IN! Cobra pauses for a moment. Cobra yells Cobra: Does that mean come in? Our Hero: IT MEANS SHUT UP! Cobra confused takes a deep breath and opens the door! He funds Our Hero literally standing on his chair shouting at his laptop. Our Hero: F*** YOU PugPark1998, YOU MARK!, FUNNY MAKES MONEY!!!, BILL DING IS A GOD DAMN SAINT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! AND HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ON PARKERS WORK RATE, HE WOULD RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOU, AND NO KD ISN'T AUTISTIC HE'S JUST IGNORANT YOU SISSY!, AND ITS RUDE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT AUTISM YOU ASSHOLE, WHY DONT YOU GET OUT YOUR MOMMA BASEMENT, AND TOUCH A WOMAN YOU CHIN STRAPPED VIRGIN!.YOUR YOUTUBE CHANEL SUCKS!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL LIKE PEE!!! Our Hero turns his attention to Cobra who waves! Our Hero quickly kicks his feet forward and lands ass first into his chair with a loud, obviously painful sounding thud he tries to calmly put his feet on his desk in an effort to look cool, but we are pretty sure he just got a hairline fracture on his Coxis. Our Hero: COBRETTTI!!!, good to see you good to see you, how you been, you look good, WHAT DO YOU WANT! Cobra: Well sir, um I. Our Hero: OUT WITH IT COBRETTI!! Cobra: Well... Our Hero: WELL WHAT? Cobra realizes the only way to communicate with a hairline fractured recently trolled by reddit Our Hero Mr. Sensation is to shout. Cobra: ITS ABOUT CERTIFIED GREATNESS, LIVE FROM BOSTON MASS, ON SUNDAY FEBURARY 28TH,2016 ONLY ON OCWFED.TV!!! Our Hero: WHAT ABOUT, CERTIFIED GREATNESS, LIVE FROM BOSTON MASS, ON SUNDAY FEBURARY 28TH,2016 ONLY ON OCWFED.TV!!! Cobra: I THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE SIR! Our Hero: INCONCEIVABLE!!!!! I AM PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! You can hear Birdie in the other room as she quickly joins in on the shouting. Birdie: NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our Hero: CURSE YOU WOMAN!!!! Birdie: DO I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE? Our Hero: NO!, WHY DONT YOU GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH NO CRUST!!! The room goes silent, as Mr.Sensation realizes he may have just wrote a check his coxis can't cash. In an instant Our Hero is beaned by a cup of instant noodles! Our Hero: JOKES ON YOU I NEED WATER!! In another instant a huge water bottle comes zooming into the Office and pegs Our Hero right in the chest, the force tips him backwards and he goes tumbling down. Cobra just stands quietly as Our Hero tries to get to his feet. Our Hero: Arm, like a god damned cannon......THANK YOU BIRDIE, THAT WILL BE ALL!!! As Mr.Sensation prepares to prepare his Cup o Noodles. Cobra continues with his claim. The room gets calm. Cobra: AS YOU SEE SIR, You booked Tre Golden vs Marley vs KD Angelo vs Xander Rane. I think you mean't to book Me vs Marley vs KD vs Xander..... Our Hero: Hmmm.. Cobra: You know the Wolves will just double team Jookie and KD. Our Hero: Hmmmmm... Cobra: So um is it possible that you swap me for Tre Golden? Our Hero begins to ponder..... Our Hero: You make a compelling point Cobretti, but I am never wrong so the match still stands. Cobra deflates as he accepts defeat. He begins to walk out of Our Hero's office. Cobra: Alright sir, thank you for your time. As Cobra is leaving Our Hero shouts! A.C turns back and as the microwave beep, beeps to signify his ramen is done Mr.Sensation looks at A.C. Cobra and extends his Left Arm out, he gives a thumbs up and a wink showing his pearly whites! Our Hero: I OWE YA ONE KID!!!!! Cobra not knowing how to take this gives a half smile and closes the door. As he passes Birdie she speaks. Birdie: Don't looks so glum, if he owes you one it's as good as gold!. The last people he owed where Cody Storm and Parker........ Cobra knowing history feels a bit better. He starts humming the Ryu Theme song as the Camera fades!

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The actual image can't be attached but this is a reasonable facsimile! http://media.tumblr.com/fd59b9e967239a5d9fe846aab97c89ae/tumblr_inline_n7fwgoqTIr1s0gfef.jpg The camera pans to a shadow amongst the Cell Voice: Tick....tick.....tick..... The Camera fades to black as the sound of screaming can be heard down the hall!

I love that slots are competitive. I think honestly the only thing I missed is SOPHIA!, I mean I got the Bertha Open Challenge but thats a 2 week angle on the flip side BERFA and the Shells have a longer Lineage, but i know SOPHIA is doing Shell stuff on Tmoil for the last three/four weeks. Coming in second place would be Cobretti, like I know he's been building as the face of the low card. But I am honoring Rane/tre/jook/kdungaree request since i t was like 4 weeks ago. In all honesty Almost swapped Tre v Cobretti or Cobretti vs marley vs Kdungarroo vs RANE and put Tre vs Drago But NEWP! http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/heavy-lies-the-crown--1.png It ain't easy booking JEECEESEEE

Smythe's not evil, he's comic book goofy villian. Smythe is the cartoon, snake you have to fight before you get to the cartoon tigerboss. But yea you're not wrong. At the end of the day do what you feel. But from a booking, CEO, Wrassling, fundamentals, big picture. I call it how i see it. Money could have been A face is not thee rookie face XB1 side at least, (can't discount TM, which has like B17 which is the top face imo, Jackson in firm second or top as anti-hero face, and yimmy rounding out top 2-3 as underdog fan fav face). Like I feel I should be clear because text is harder to gauge then my sultry voice. I honestly think its a mistake that will impact your growth potential right now out the gate. That's no slight on The Wolves or Kass, But we only in mid Feb still got like 7-8 more months! for 2k16 so fuck it. But enough about Tre's poor decision making. I hope everyone who uses Clark for next week or PPV or fuck hopefully not turmoil. Is aware, while I'm not super huge at ppl taking such gross whats the word...liberties with N.P.C's What Carter did will go down in history as one of the biggest dick moves of all time. Like someone needs to step up and push his shit in, and not in the good way he will like, the bad way, that he will not like. Like I don't know what Sudas doing, but we all want to see this match. But I don't see it happening at CG (Obv IRL obligations) So in the interim, Someone like Cobretti should step up and kick Nathan's ass just like he did last month...wait I think I just got another match for PPV!

Drago is OCW's http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/06/Mowgli-and-Baby-Elephant-The-Jungle-Book.jpg + Plus + http://i.imgur.com/fiFhTav.png

I hate to admit it, but Parker Looks like the Alpha heel, the intro, the attire (Fun fact that savage NEVER EEEEEEEEVER wore trunks, he wore longtights when he had his emotional clown makeup as PEESTEE, but I would have to fight with him looking like In shape Balls Mahoney every PPV ME) This is kind of like maybe a Scumbag J.B.L. I really don't hate it. I do dislike its Scumbag vs Psychopath for PPV. But eh what can ya do and as you can see the serious lack of legit faces is becoming SUPPPPPER Apparent. And fuck did I not only mark out for Smythe Spitting bars, but Rhyme Time intro. Sooo perfect, so bloody perfect.....It's no Air Shanghai doe.

I see someone else stuck at work, then again your ot in Merica, im literally sitting in my fucking chair alone in this fucking place like http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/08/12/12-mr-robot-music.w750.h560.2x.jpg Silver lining, get to work on Riot,

I could be behind Sid The WOLF http://fanclub.dogthebountyhunter.com/images/news/20130210_CMT_Dog_D3C0302.jpg

"These "I am the savior" videos piss me off. Not because they're offensive. But because I'm wasting internet on clicking on them." I can picture you shouting, DAMMIT. in your squeaky voice and it kills me IRL.

50 shades Yall, A word is best used to describe the last 5 pages. I am not a smart or articulate man, and The Bobby Minio is off making that CS money. So what I can describe is basically a Syndrome. I mean lets look at the facts, Shows are on time or Early *YOUR WELCOME ASSHOLES* most people are firing on all creative cylinders, content is over flowing to the point if I could i'd have a 3rd show (I know crazy) and deadweight has floated away for the most part, FENNNNNTOOON. So in light of all this, there just has to, HASSSS TOOO, be something, or someone or ,something, or something be wrong. Because if there isn't OCW would spin off it's axis and collide with the sun. At the end of the day I say it like this. Cut the shit! Have a nice day! Also, I stand by Air Shanghai, and your words have offended me, and Triggered me, you both are banned from Certified Greatness, for what reason? Because you stink!